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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 840
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Sat Apr 10, 2021 1:58 pm

Sending Kenneth Branagh



Halp I am Alastair
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Sat Apr 10, 2021 2:02 pm

Change your name.

Like omg my record label just like sold my master tapes or whatever like without my consent.
Founder of the moderate alliance
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The Jamesian Republic
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14588
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:55 pm

File a law suit.


Help! There is color in my black and white world!
Become an Independent. You’ll see how liberating it is.
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Goraria
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Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sat Apr 10, 2021 6:13 pm

Paint it white or black or something else idk.


Help my pig is eating my crops and now he’s a walking hybrid.
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Imperial Rifta
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1865
Founded: Sep 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Imperial Rifta » Sat Apr 10, 2021 6:18 pm

Hide and try to survive as he takes over the world.

Help! There’s a mutant pig trying to take over the world!
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Eagles - Braves - Crimson Tide - Kraken -

News: The Riftan Professional Bailball League’s playoffs begin and the headlines are stolen by the massive upset by the Etnasa Warhorses over the Proxima Purple Knights in the first round. Meanwhile, the Sarif Beasts topple the Cesar Red after a low scoring game culminating in a one-point victory.
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Sat Apr 10, 2021 6:50 pm

Poison it's slop.

Captain America just beheaded a guy in the middle of the street!
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Ithallis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 103
Founded: Jul 06, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Ithallis » Sat Apr 10, 2021 7:25 pm

"Tell him 'Peggy still loves you' over and over. Target will become an incoherent sobbing mess."






Halp, my milkshake brought all the boys to the yard...
Ithallians are the definition of unconquerable. They are bound by a brotherhood that can only be forged in a war, for Ithallians, all of them, know the cost of freedom. As long as you respect them and are faithful in your dealings with them, Ithallians will treat you like a member of that family. If not...they don't tend to leave survivors...
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sat Apr 10, 2021 7:37 pm

Defend the yard. If the boys for some reason get past your defenses then throw them back to where they came from.


Help I am drowning in tacos.
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Omaha-Kazimierz
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Posts: 13
Founded: Apr 10, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Omaha-Kazimierz » Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:23 pm

EAT THE TACOS



help my dog has a gun
United Kingdom of Omaha-Kazimierz
Member of the I.P.D.A.

Pro: Social Democracy, Egalitarianism, Freedom of Expression
Against: Ultranationalism, Communism, Social Inequality


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New Swaraelia
Attaché
 
Posts: 90
Founded: Jan 01, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby New Swaraelia » Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:27 pm

Listen to everything he says. What he says, goes. All hail.

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Help! People aren't obeying our almighty Dog Overlords!
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Deblar
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Posts: 5212
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:34 pm

Send them to the gulags. That’ll show em.
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I’ve just spotted missiles in Cuba
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Goraria
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Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:47 pm

Send missiles to turkey to fear your enemy of nuclear war.


Help I have been obsessed with the square box with a screen known as a television.
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27180
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Sat Apr 10, 2021 9:50 pm

Turn the damn thing off

9-1-1 HELP, HELP, HELP!!! Moonwalking zombies which smell like 40,000 years are asking Annie if she's okay and telling everyone else to beat it
Hard-Core Centrist. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
All in-character posts are fictional and have no actual connection to any real governments
You don't appreciate the good police officers until you've lived amongst the dregs of society and/or had them as customers
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
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I want to commission infrastructure in Australia in real life, if you can help me, please telegram me. I am dead serious
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Untecna
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Posts: 5523
Founded: Jun 02, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Untecna » Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:36 pm

Welcome to the 80s kid.

911! My toaster just flew to Mars!
Dragon with internet access. I am coming for your data. More for the hoard.
NFL Team: 49rs
California is the best is the worst is kinda okay
I may not be an expert on them, but I feel like I know about way too many obscure video/audio formats.
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:37 pm

Tell Elon Musk

3 attractive young woman and some guy named Charlie just foiled my plot to steal oil under my neighbor's land.
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Indo States
Minister
 
Posts: 3325
Founded: Jan 05, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Indo States » Sun Apr 11, 2021 12:14 am

Just Buy a Handcuffs and Detain them for Stealing your Oil, and Next Time, build a Fucking Secure Fence to Prevent your Oil being Stolen!



After 1 Day of Waiting from the Desert after he was Evicted from his Town of Origin by Tom Nook and Isabelle, he Attempted to Call 911 Again after he was Rejected by an 911 Dispatcher.

Help, I need a Home because Tom Nook and Isabelle Evicted me from my Town. I've Already Called 911 and they said No and Rejected my Emergency Request, and I need a Home because it's getting hot here.
Fédération Fatimanienné - Fatiman Federation
Country of Freedom and Education


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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27180
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Sun Apr 11, 2021 1:14 am

What part of the word "no" don't you understand? Stop wastimg our resources! **Hangs up**


9-1-1 HELP! The previous caller is stupid and doesn't understand the word "no"
Hard-Core Centrist. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
All in-character posts are fictional and have no actual connection to any real governments
You don't appreciate the good police officers until you've lived amongst the dregs of society and/or had them as customers
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
Issues and WA Proposals Written By Me |Issue Ideas You Can Steal
I want to commission infrastructure in Australia in real life, if you can help me, please telegram me. I am dead serious
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sun Apr 11, 2021 5:28 am

Make sure to bang him on the head to tell him that YOUR RIGHT and HES WRONG. Or just leave him alone.



Help I have diarrhea and now there’s sh*t everywhere.
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Sun Apr 11, 2021 11:25 am

Call a maid.

An assassin just murdered my neighbors
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The Jamesian Republic
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14588
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Sun Apr 11, 2021 12:20 pm

Go into hiding


Help! I’m stuck in 1950’s sitcom!
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Western Fardelshufflestein
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5048
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun Apr 11, 2021 12:24 pm

Hello. You have reach the office of President Eisenhower. Please leave a message at the screech.
My OCs have kidnapped me and are coercing me into restoring their health AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Sun Apr 11, 2021 7:38 pm

Instead of doing what they want write that they die immediately.

Idk what happened but for some reason I'm tied up in Scarlett Johansson's Attic with Chris Evens and Tom Holland.
Founder of the moderate alliance
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sun Apr 11, 2021 7:47 pm

Try to break out and escape the place your in.


Help the forums is shutting down constantly and idk what is causing it to do this!
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Serkin
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 18
Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Serkin » Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:15 am

Blame the Illuminatis for it


HELP, I DROPPED MY PC FROM THE 7TH FLOOR AND IT FELL ON THE MAN'S HEAD AND THE PC BROKE-
The Reformist Military Republic of Serkin.

Led by Commander Manuel Carvajal, Serkin is a nation with an anti-neko policy, after the victory of the Reformist Faction in the Serkinian Civil war, against the Monarchists and Communists.

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Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 384
Founded: Dec 06, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes » Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:18 am

Let the man pay for it. We're redirecting you to the man's insurance company.

HELP! I don't know why I called you anymore!
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