NationStates

Earth Allies wrote:The get the flash.......tell him if he is scared....run....run...
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Oh no!!! Legman(The Kraken[from KSP] of SFS) has entered my house!!!

Try to kill the thing by using it’s only weakness. (Idk what it is so figure it out. I haven’t heard of him so just deal with him)

My clock won’t stop beeping

That is the alarming alarm, do not be alarmed.

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I was playing this game with some friends, basically Cluedo on a starship, they suspected me of cheating and... well, to cut a long story short, I’m now currently drifting aimlessly through space. My oxygen is running a little low and I’m getting rather dizzy from the constant tumbling. What is the expected response time for an ambulance? I shouldn’t be too hard to spot. I’m wearing a bright yellow spacesuit and a pair of rabbit ears.

AMOGUS

Ambulance ETA: 44 years

[Hr]

Help! I'm playing NationStates when I should be doing homework!

Do homework first then NS. If you finish your homework in your bedtime then too bad your not playing NS that day.

*insert line*

I’m in a dark room with a person trying to touch my genital.

Give 'em a swift kick to theirs.
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please into halpings i into talk only like polenball

I unfortunately cannot helpings you
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Help, I accidentally took over the world. All I did was follow a rapping Luigi’s advice.

Then Play Sonic, That's how you Let them Free for Everything. Remember, Sega Does that Nintendon't.

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Help, Tom Nook and Isabelle evicted me from his Town, and I need a Home away from his Town...

"No"



Halp I keep seeing my sleep paralysis demons in Primus music videos

Next time you see them, try to support them in their goals, friendship is always a winner.

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So uh... we kinda, accidentally, by the happenstance of the situation... fired our orbital ion laser and destroyed a straight line of our neighbors capital.

Start A new Life!
help, i shrunk the family!

Either crush them and never see them again or resize them.


Help! I had been diagnosed with schizophrenia and now the earth doesn’t exist.

well then see you in space.



HELP IM BEING ATTACKED BY A GIANT CAKE

Yes umm, my emergency isn't a house not on fire, should I not tell you my location?

Duregpawn wrote:Yes umm, my emergency isn't a house not on fire, should I not tell you my location?

You need to respond the AN’s not emergency first then you say your not emergency.

/skip

OM NOM NOM
help, i crushed the family!

Honey! He crushed the family!



Help! The Phoenix has been reborn!

Meh, happens every other week.

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Help! My OCs have kidnapped me and holding me for ransom!

Do the uno swap card method on them and hold them for ransom.

Help my keyboard is acting up and not working. Also my dog pooped on the keyboard.

Why do you let your dog poop on your keyboard?

I just died.

Uhhh hello? Is anyone there?

I just found out my friend is a furry, what do I do?!

This is America let them do what they just as long as they are not hurting anyone then let them be.


Help! That Vegan Teacher is stalking me.

Very loudly and visibly eat a raw steak.

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Help! My cat is stuck in my television!

Quick, get him out before he gets killed.

I can’t figure out what to put here.

Idk what to put here too.


Help I have no idea what to put here too!

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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So I literally got Rickrolled while driving a couple hours ago and freaking lost it. As in, THEY PLAYED IT ON THE RADIO.