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The Jamesian Republic
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Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Fri Apr 02, 2021 9:37 am

No this Patrick


Help! A witch who is known for her affinity with red has trapped my town and we are forced to act like a sitcom from various decades.
Become an Independent. You’ll see how liberating it is.
My Political Beliefs: The Jamesianist Manifesto
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Cereskia
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Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Sat Apr 03, 2021 7:09 am

*Hangs up*

Help! A bank Robbery!
About my Nation:
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GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Hoyerlay
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Posts: 214
Founded: May 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Hoyerlay » Sat Apr 03, 2021 8:13 am

“Oh no! Anyway.”

Help! An armed militia is holding the local school hostage!
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Nova Bromelia
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Posts: 138
Founded: Dec 23, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nova Bromelia » Sat Apr 03, 2021 9:21 am

That's horrible, we'll be on it as soon as possible! Until then, don't worry, I'll send some fresh zoom links for your classes. Don't spread the password this time though, will you ;)


911? Help! I am being silly!
atheist (but I "belief in belief", sorry professor Dawkins ;-) ), he/him/they/them, ace/aro, humanist, idealist, environmentalist, and hypocrite.
This nation is a thought experiment, as well as a bit of a laughing mirror for my own views.
For: Climate Justice, Social Justice, Respecting the Universal Declaration of Human Rights of 1948 and the Convention on the Rights of the Child of 1990.
Against: Cynicism, Fascism, Fatalism, Corporate greed.
Black Lives Matter.
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Ardeshnia
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Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 15, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Ardeshnia » Sat Apr 03, 2021 9:24 am

Good, continue the course and post more. That’s what this line is for. *hangs phone up*

There are no rechargeable batteries in my house and my microphone runs on rechargeable!!!
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Hoyerlay
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Posts: 214
Founded: May 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Hoyerlay » Sun Apr 04, 2021 6:11 am

“Have you tried chewing on the battery? That usually works.”

Help! I was playing truth or dare with my friend but he’s refusing to go through with his dare!
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The Jamesian Republic
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Posts: 14588
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Sun Apr 04, 2021 6:19 am

Take his family hostage


Help! The groom has runoff from his wedding!
Become an Independent. You’ll see how liberating it is.
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Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
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Posts: 384
Founded: Dec 06, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes » Sun Apr 04, 2021 6:24 am

He will be run over by a tank in 3...2...1..
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Help! 911 said "CAMPERS" after I told them somebody burned my non-existent house!
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AFC News : |International| The Japano-Taiwanese Confederation's president and the Alaskan chancellor will meet in Saipan to discuss the disputed territory of the Iwo Islands | Britannican-Alaskan dispute over the Indian Ocean Territory purchase |National| New Law preventing political monopolies in the provinces | Remembrance of the Untriti massacre a year ago | Man in banana costume tried to rob bank in Aleneva
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Cereskia
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Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Sun Apr 04, 2021 5:55 pm

Report them to the server admin

*Loud As Fuck Burp*
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GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 5048
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun Apr 04, 2021 5:56 pm

You know how some sins are unforgivable?
hlep i cnqt tuippe
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Mostly Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | A L A S T A I R C E P T I O N
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
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The Jamesian Republic
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Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Sun Apr 04, 2021 6:59 pm

I t’nac pleh ouy.


Help! I am stuck in detention with four other people and they are making me talk about my feelings.
Become an Independent. You’ll see how liberating it is.
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Cereskia
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Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Sun Apr 04, 2021 8:46 pm

Police are on their way.

*Another, yet Even Louder, Gut-Wrenching Loud As Fuck Burp*
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GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Prairistan
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Posts: 99
Founded: Feb 23, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Prairistan » Sun Apr 04, 2021 8:54 pm

*loads shotgun*

Help! I am surrounded by retards!
This some what represents my views, with a few exceptions.
New Civilizations III rules!
Don't screw with me politically. I dislike it.
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Australian rePublic
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Posts: 27180
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Apr 05, 2021 2:24 am

Run away

Help! Help! Help! My 5G phone gave me Covid and the Covid vaccine turned me into a crocodile!
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Hard-Core Centrist. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
All in-character posts are fictional and have no actual connection to any real governments
You don't appreciate the good police officers until you've lived amongst the dregs of society and/or had them as customers
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
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I want to commission infrastructure in Australia in real life, if you can help me, please telegram me. I am dead serious
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Cavirfi
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Posts: 1166
Founded: Feb 28, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Cavirfi » Mon Apr 05, 2021 2:26 am

Hmm... very interesting *hangs up*

Help, I need to make a confession, I ate all the Oreos.
I will no longer be using NS Stats (as I developed my own stats outside of NS) and I will no longer be answering NS Issues, all current NS Policies are canon

CAVIRFI ONE: Lambda League heading in 2024 Crabaiaian general election opinion polls with 84% of respondents declaring their intention to vote for them; Asia-Pacific political analysts worried about potential Cold War between Crabaiaia and the West and China over Southeast Asia should Lambda win with supermajority | Farm worker arrested and fined CK500 after sheep escapes farm and bites 4 in rural town in northern Barnumberg, bitten residents vaccinated for rabies but sheep shows no symptoms with serology tests pending | First Schulekonskripten students to graduate on May 17 | Average Temperature: 13℃
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Cereskia
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Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Mon Apr 05, 2021 2:55 am

How old are you, kiddo?

*in a kid's voice* what is 1+1?
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GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Atheara
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Posts: 528
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Atheara » Mon Apr 05, 2021 3:00 am

11, kiddo. *hangs the call*

911 i need my kebab, where is it?
A T H E A R A | A N A I A
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Football
Jenna Raven Cup I Champions!
3rd in the 75th Baptism of Fire!

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3rd in the 19th World Junior Hockey Championships!
Ro32 in the 47th World Cup of Hockey
If you were wondering, the girl on my flag is Vill V from Honkai Impact 3rd. Your welcome.
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The Jamesian Republic
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Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Mon Apr 05, 2021 8:45 am

Go to the store.


Help! Vladimir Lenin has arisen!
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Sengoku Americas
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Posts: 218
Founded: Feb 13, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Sengoku Americas » Mon Apr 05, 2021 8:48 am

Good. Maybe he'll save us from this hellhole.

Hello, my cat is actually Kyubey!
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Five nations, one continent.
"Let everyone put forth their full effort for the reconstruction of our wonderful garden!"

Empress Park and Premier Kato's new collaboration album: Journey of Melody
Song in Praise of Feyrisshire Princess Reishi Yuri
The author does not in any way condone war crimes including carpet bombing, chemical warfare, biological attacks, and nuclear strikes
May the light of peace prevail always
大蛙都줄기 내려 아름다운 내 나라
公主님 높이 모신 歓呼声 울려 가네
先祖의 大業 継承者 民族의 領導者
万歳! 万歳! 레이시유리公主
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Crilland
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Posts: 80
Founded: Jun 15, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Crilland » Mon Apr 05, 2021 8:49 am

Is it actually your cat?
anyway, help, im constipated!
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Subpar Gamer, Favorite Game is Wreckfest. Also Likes Anime. Favorite Animes Are: Re:zero, Soul Eater, and Black Clover. Favorite song: Saosin-Translating The Name

piss
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Frokolia
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Posts: 222
Founded: Jul 08, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Frokolia » Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:12 am

Drink apple juice! (being real, apple juice actually does make for a good laxative)

my doritos don't have any seasoning on them!
please check out my factbooks ion want it to be a performance for one D:
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18.11.1933 - Köseroff Times | Int. News: Argentine independence restored following election of Alfredo Palacios to presidency • Sudanese War ends unexpectedly; riots reported in major cities in Sudan • Californian, Mexican and Chilean officials 'greatly disturbed' by descriptions of Arikosil • Australia joins the Pacific Federation | National News: Operation 'Guten Morgen' commences with UDO invasion of western Russia • Auffenberg calls for Vonsyatsky to surrender; Vonsyatsky responds, 'over my cold, rotting corpse'
enby + pan
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MicrOwOsoft
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Posts: 1
Founded: Apr 01, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby MicrOwOsoft » Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:18 am

Get takis

Help! There’s a dead human in my house!
Yeah we’re furries.

  • Libertarian, pan, furry, software developer, sysadmin, photographer, astronomer, digital rights/digital freedom/free speech activist, free software enthusiast, Linux nerd, F7er, and owner of a lot of NS puppets.
  • I stand by NS stats. I literally don't care anymore, all my nations are memes.
  • No, I hate Microsoft. They make shitty, debilitated hardware and software that spies on users and violates their digital rights. The same can be said about Apple but you can’t throw an ‘OwO’ into ‘Apple’ as easily as you can into ‘Microsoft’.
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Prusmia
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Posts: 78
Founded: Nov 14, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Prusmia » Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:19 am

*opens portal* hands block of dorito *closes portal*

Help, the WA is clogged!
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| Former Vice President & Space Cartographer of the New World Union, Former Minister of Foreign of Foreign Affairs & Current Diplomat of Forest |
Subject to change without official notice, or even unofficial notice; we're winging it.This product is meant for educational purposes only as students are trapped in classes and can't escape. Any resemblance to real, artificial or simulated persons, living or dead, will be news to us. Avoid contact with skin: levitate. Be sure each item is properly endorsed by a major political party. Your signature is not an admission of guilt, though we'll try and convince the jury otherwise:

Keep away from fire or flames or nuclear detonations.
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Cereskia
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Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:56 am

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

*In a Panicked woman's voice* HELP! HELP! A MOUSE! EEEEEE! A MOUSE! A MOUSE! EEEEEE!
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About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!
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Hoyerlay
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Posts: 214
Founded: May 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Hoyerlay » Wed Apr 07, 2021 2:12 am

Eat it before it eats you!

Help! I seem to be growing a second nose!
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