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Posted:
Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:03 amby Guatemalan Corsica
I can buy you a group of 6 robots to clear your room in no time.
It only takes 0.000006 seconds.
Help my teacher takes time seriously and says that we don't deserve school breaks
Posted:
Wed Mar 31, 2021 5:02 amby The Sakhalinsk Empire
You don't.
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911, hëlp më
Posted:
Wed Mar 31, 2021 9:34 amby A bfdi
try avoiding portals leading to other dimensions
help, there is a cactus somehow standing on grass
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Wed Mar 31, 2021 9:37 amby The Nippon Teikoku
kill it with fire, nothing seen nothing heard
help, my pizza is taking longer than 30 minutes
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Wed Mar 31, 2021 10:04 amby Wolflandil
Im afraid thats not pizza anymore.
911? Yeah, I ordered fried chicken, not cremated chicken!
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Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:46 pmby Poskukune
911 Everyone around me Is Turning Swedish, Is there anything you Can Bork der du? Er mi Gosen mei Sveedish
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Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:49 pmby Earth Allies
Wolflandil wrote:Im afraid thats not pizza anymore.
911? Yeah, I ordered fried chicken, not cremated chicken!
Then yeet your self
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Help!!! I need some MILK
Poskukune wrote:911 Everyone around me Is Turning Swedish, Is there anything you Can Bork der du? Er mi Gosen mei Sveedish
/skip
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Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:52 pmby Great Venezia
Wolflandil wrote:Im afraid thats not pizza anymore.
911? Yeah, I ordered fried chicken, not cremated chicken!
Call the place, scream at the employee who answers the phone for no reason, and threaten to speak to corporate if you don't a refund
Poskukune wrote:911 Everyone around me Is Turning Swedish, Is there anything you Can Bork der du? Er mi Gosen mei Sveedish
Burn your IKEA furniture
Earth Allies wrote:Wolflandil wrote:Im afraid thats not pizza anymore.
911? Yeah, I ordered fried chicken, not cremated chicken!
Then yeet your self
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Help!!! I need some MILK
I'm afraid the store is out of dairy milk, but we can offer you a milk substitute instead
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Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:05 amby The Sakhalinsk Empire
Earth Allies wrote:Wolflandil wrote:Im afraid thats not pizza anymore.
911? Yeah, I ordered fried chicken, not cremated chicken!
Then yeet your self
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Help!!! I need some MILK
Poskukune wrote:911 Everyone around me Is Turning Swedish, Is there anything you Can Bork der du? Er mi Gosen mei Sveedish
/skip
You forgot to provide another emergency. /skip
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Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:19 amby Auzkhia
Great Venezia wrote:Wolflandil wrote:Im afraid thats not pizza anymore.
911? Yeah, I ordered fried chicken, not cremated chicken!
Call the place, scream at the employee who answers the phone for no reason, and threaten to speak to corporate if you don't a refund
Poskukune wrote:911 Everyone around me Is Turning Swedish, Is there anything you Can Bork der du? Er mi Gosen mei Sveedish
Burn your IKEA furniture
Earth Allies wrote:Then yeet your self
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Help!!! I need some MILK
I'm afraid the store is out of dairy milk, but we can offer you a milk substitute instead
Coconut milk will do!
911? McDonald's ice cream broke.
Posted:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:53 amby The Jamesian Republic
*oof*
Help! Graystillplays has entered the chat
Posted:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:01 amby Frokolia
ban him
my refrigerator is running!
Posted:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:12 amby Falthonia
Frokolia wrote:ban himmy refrigerator is running!
Okay sir, we are now asking help from the SCP Foundation.
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Help a bear just stole my PC
Posted:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:14 amby Cornlind
Poke them with a stick
Help I ran out of water
Posted:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:18 amby The Jamesian Republic
Summon the water spirit
Help! My friend is doing a stupid cringe dance make him stop!
Posted:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:23 amby Cornlind
The Jamesian Republic wrote:Summon the water spirit
Help! My friend is doing a stupid cringe dance make him stop!
Shoot them in the face
/skip
Posted:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:34 amby Nova Bromelia
The Jamesian Republic wrote:Help! My friend is doing a stupid cringe dance make him stop!
No panic! We can help! Quick!
Click this!Help! I cannot find any pair of matching socks!
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Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:24 pmby Imperial Rifta
Pit them in a pile and burn them all. You’ll probably find 2 of the same matching pair. If that doesn’t work, then buy new ones, the most expensive you can.
911! Help my monkey has a pistol!
Posted:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:30 pmby Franco-British-American Empire
Return to monke
911 help my cat won't stop saying no
Posted:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:52 pmby Narland
Franco-British-American Empire wrote:Return to monke
911 help my cat won't stop saying no
Cat's cannot say no to a 500 mW laser pointer light darting around the floor.
911, i ran out of mil\k for my instant macaroni and cheese and water just won't do.
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Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:07 pmby The Disorder
Cows make milk, so cows should be a suitable substitute. Insert a cow into your instant macaroni and cheese, then blend well.
911, my graphing calculator's batteries are dead, and I don't have more. I need to graph right away! It's a graphing emergency!
Posted:
Fri Apr 02, 2021 3:55 amby Nova Bromelia
Sir, please do not use such graphic terms, you have clearly lost the plot!
911? Please help! Somebody put chilli jam in my egg fried rice, hayaaaaaaaaaa
Posted:
Fri Apr 02, 2021 4:06 amby Advancia-Sizzletown
Can I eat that since you don't want to?
Help, I've accidentally broken a Nuclear Reactor!
Posted:
Fri Apr 02, 2021 8:54 amby The Jamesian Republic
Prepare to die.
Help! I accidentally awakened the Ultimate Lifeform.
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Fri Apr 02, 2021 9:12 amby Deblar
You woke up Shrek?
R U N
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Is this the Krusty Krab?