911 what's your not emergency?

by **Guatemalan Corsica** » Wed Mar 31, 2021 4:03 am

I can buy you a group of 6 robots to clear your room in no time.
It only takes 0.000006 seconds.

Help my teacher takes time seriously and says that we don't deserve school breaks

by **The Sakhalinsk Empire** » Wed Mar 31, 2021 5:02 am

You don't.

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911, hëlp më

by **A bfdi** » Wed Mar 31, 2021 9:34 am

try avoiding portals leading to other dimensions

help, there is a cactus somehow standing on grass

by **The Nippon Teikoku** » Wed Mar 31, 2021 9:37 am

kill it with fire, nothing seen nothing heard

help, my pizza is taking longer than 30 minutes

by **Wolflandil** » Wed Mar 31, 2021 10:04 am

Im afraid thats not pizza anymore.

911? Yeah, I ordered fried chicken, not cremated chicken!

by **Poskukune** » Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:46 pm

911 Everyone around me Is Turning Swedish, Is there anything you Can Bork der du? Er mi Gosen mei Sveedish

by **Earth Allies** » Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:49 pm

Wolflandil wrote:Im afraid thats not pizza anymore.

911? Yeah, I ordered fried chicken, not cremated chicken!

Then yeet your self
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Help!!! I need some MILK

Poskukune wrote:911 Everyone around me Is Turning Swedish, Is there anything you Can Bork der du? Er mi Gosen mei Sveedish

/skip

by **Great Venezia** » Wed Mar 31, 2021 12:52 pm

Wolflandil wrote:Im afraid thats not pizza anymore.

911? Yeah, I ordered fried chicken, not cremated chicken!

Call the place, scream at the employee who answers the phone for no reason, and threaten to speak to corporate if you don't a refund

Poskukune wrote:911 Everyone around me Is Turning Swedish, Is there anything you Can Bork der du? Er mi Gosen mei Sveedish

Burn your IKEA furniture

Earth Allies wrote:
Wolflandil wrote:Im afraid thats not pizza anymore.

911? Yeah, I ordered fried chicken, not cremated chicken!

Then yeet your self
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Help!!! I need some MILK

I'm afraid the store is out of dairy milk, but we can offer you a milk substitute instead

by **The Sakhalinsk Empire** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:05 am

Earth Allies wrote:
Wolflandil wrote:Im afraid thats not pizza anymore.

911? Yeah, I ordered fried chicken, not cremated chicken!

Then yeet your self
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Help!!! I need some MILK
Poskukune wrote:911 Everyone around me Is Turning Swedish, Is there anything you Can Bork der du? Er mi Gosen mei Sveedish

/skip

You forgot to provide another emergency. /skip

by **Auzkhia** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:19 am

Great Venezia wrote:
Wolflandil wrote:Im afraid thats not pizza anymore.

911? Yeah, I ordered fried chicken, not cremated chicken!

Call the place, scream at the employee who answers the phone for no reason, and threaten to speak to corporate if you don't a refund
Poskukune wrote:911 Everyone around me Is Turning Swedish, Is there anything you Can Bork der du? Er mi Gosen mei Sveedish

Burn your IKEA furniture
Earth Allies wrote:Then yeet your self
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Help!!! I need some MILK

I'm afraid the store is out of dairy milk, but we can offer you a milk substitute instead

Coconut milk will do!

911? McDonald's ice cream broke.

by **The Jamesian Republic** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:53 am

*oof*

Help! Graystillplays has entered the chat

by **Frokolia** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:01 am

ban him

my refrigerator is running!

by **Falthonia** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:12 am

Frokolia wrote:ban him

my refrigerator is running!

Okay sir, we are now asking help from the SCP Foundation.
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Help a bear just stole my PC

by **Cornlind** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:14 am

Poke them with a stick

Help I ran out of water

by **The Jamesian Republic** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:18 am

Summon the water spirit

Help! My friend is doing a stupid cringe dance make him stop!

by **Cornlind** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:23 am

The Jamesian Republic wrote:Summon the water spirit

Help! My friend is doing a stupid cringe dance make him stop!

Shoot them in the face

/skip

by **Nova Bromelia** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:34 am

The Jamesian Republic wrote:Help! My friend is doing a stupid cringe dance make him stop!

No panic! We can help! Quick! Click this!

Help! I cannot find any pair of matching socks!

by **Imperial Rifta** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:24 pm

Pit them in a pile and burn them all. You’ll probably find 2 of the same matching pair. If that doesn’t work, then buy new ones, the most expensive you can.

911! Help my monkey has a pistol!

by **Franco-British-American Empire** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:30 pm

Return to monke

911 help my cat won't stop saying no

by **Narland** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:52 pm

Franco-British-American Empire wrote:Return to monke

911 help my cat won't stop saying no

Cat's cannot say no to a 500 mW laser pointer light darting around the floor.

911, i ran out of mil\k for my instant macaroni and cheese and water just won't do.

by **The Disorder** » Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:07 pm

Cows make milk, so cows should be a suitable substitute. Insert a cow into your instant macaroni and cheese, then blend well.

911, my graphing calculator's batteries are dead, and I don't have more. I need to graph right away! It's a graphing emergency!

by **Nova Bromelia** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 3:55 am

Sir, please do not use such graphic terms, you have clearly lost the plot!

911? Please help! Somebody put chilli jam in my egg fried rice, hayaaaaaaaaaa

by **Advancia-Sizzletown** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 4:06 am

Can I eat that since you don't want to?

Help, I've accidentally broken a Nuclear Reactor!

by **The Jamesian Republic** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 8:54 am

Prepare to die.

Help! I accidentally awakened the Ultimate Lifeform.

by **Deblar** » Fri Apr 02, 2021 9:12 am

You woke up Shrek?

R U N
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Is this the Krusty Krab?

911 what's your not emergency?

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