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Republica Federal de Catalunya
Minister
 
Posts: 2086
Founded: Nov 21, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Republica Federal de Catalunya » Sun May 28, 2023 12:52 pm

An exorcist is on the way. Please be calm and tie yourself to a bed.

What if the legal consent age to bang your hot math teacher, is for a friend, my friend also needs "protection"?
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Southland
Envoy
 
Posts: 259
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Sun May 28, 2023 2:02 pm

Good question! Give me the address of your friend and the times they are most likely to be at home so I and some nice men in blue uniforms can talk to them personally.

911, I was going to eat the hamburger I left in my fridge a week ago but it started growling at me.
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

(Image)

Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant
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Buhers Mk II
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Jun 19, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Buhers Mk II » Sun May 28, 2023 2:17 pm

Does your fridge have a teleporter inside it, by any chance?

9-1-1, I have been teleporting bread for three consecutive days.
Be rude. Be ineloquent. Have a plan to /stillme every summerposter you meet.
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Vonum
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 119
Founded: Oct 07, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vonum » Sun May 28, 2023 2:30 pm

Please teleport some to me! I need sandwiches!


My wife doesn't want pizza but I do
Police looking for a criminal who escaped out of East Viperland and moved to Vonum illegally
Vonum have been reclassified as ‘Socialist Democracy’
Stephana Hughsberg, who dedicates her life to helping the poor, wins the lottery and spends it on supplies to continue.
Vonum has began an attack on Nazist state Bazerbaijan.


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Nova Paradisius
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 16, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nova Paradisius » Sun May 28, 2023 4:36 pm

THEIR CAN ONLY BE ONE!

911, you deal with all kinds of criminals and thugs, correct?


So, um, how do you, you know, mug someone? Uh, asking for a, uh, friend, of course.
The Serene Corporate Confederation of Nova Paradisius
-A wealthy confederation of free trade zones organized under a Corporate entity-
RP - Founded January 8th, 2553
Formerly Tranzoria, Advisor to New Temecula, Great Leader of Greater Temecula
Pro: Choice, Regulated Capitalism, Zionism, Feminism, PR Statehood
Anti: Terrorism, Racism, Socialism, NS Stats, people who pour the milk first
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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 85
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Sun May 28, 2023 4:39 pm

Go to your local Walmart and buy a mug. It’s that easy, and it definitely won’t cause any pain to anyone in existence at all :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

911, please help! My house exploded and now I have nowhere to live!
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists
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New-lamp Dynasty
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Posts: 82
Founded: Nov 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby New-lamp Dynasty » Sun May 28, 2023 11:33 pm

I am pretty sure there are charities for that, go fund me may also be your ally here, good luck partner.

e m evas esaelp ,DERACS MA I ,EM LLIK OT GIYRT ERA YEHT ,GNIMOC ERA TSICROXE EHT ,TPLEH 119
IC: Just an FanT Insect nation with world-building at the helm, we also are a monarchy the size of Canada and Russia combined, How did we get that much land you might ask? !!!History!!! Also co-founder of the I.P.A.
अपने आसपास की प्रकृति का आनंद लें, प्रकृति के बताए रास्ते पर चलें (Enjoy the nature around you, follow the way of nature)
OOC: moth-loving teenager, who many would call a moth enthusiast. Also furry i guess, alongside a warden from The Order Of The Grey Wardens, if nation is in A.S.S, most likely mine




Anteanne Newspaper
Deasta talking more advanced medication | Royal Advisor Libell reveals new defense plans?| Bat Beast rampage In the grand hive, killed 18 | Beetles getting brought into the empire

Overview factbook in progress
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Mon May 29, 2023 6:01 am

Uhh, what? *Hangs up*

Help!!!! My cat keeps eating my cheese
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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 85
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Tue May 30, 2023 7:02 pm

Ignore them. They just like it.

911! Please help me! I think this forum thread is dead!
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists
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Skelleftella
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skelleftella » Tue May 30, 2023 7:14 pm

/bump it up!

911! Help! I accidentally revived the Soviet Union!
The United Northern Kingdom of Skelleftella
"There is no smaller minority than an individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim themselves as the defender of the minority."
Member of the Liberal Democratic Union
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NS policies and stats that does not contradicted with my factbooks and dispatches are canon, and NS classification can go to hell.
My actual political views
Your local demibisexual furry :3 OwO UwU
r/furrieswithguns is a based subreddit
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Remulia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 598
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Tue May 30, 2023 7:14 pm

I will revive it, not matter the cost!!!

911, HELP, Kamile is stealing my potatoes!!!
FACTBOOKS and DISPATCHES

NSstats aren't used by this nation.

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.
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The Vooperian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 323
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby The Vooperian Union » Tue May 30, 2023 9:51 pm

I'll get them back, with my buddy Henry Stickmin.

Charles is trying to crash his helicopter into the pentagon! Please help!
While I don't love summerposting, sometimes people are busy. If someone summerposts a little, I don't care. If you summerpost all the time, I will get annoyed.
I VOW NOT TO FLAME SUMMIES
2037 tech.
Any pronouns.
ADTO member.
Official military march: https://youtu.be/BEYWCrzbVco
I will make you a furry at the first opportunity I get.
Freedom > Safety
Factbooks ARE NOT CANON, use NS stats.
NATION DOES NOT REPRESENT MY RL VIEWS (I'm more anarchist... AND more left wing).
Re-working my lore.
THE NUPROLAT TIMES
First Space fighter built in Nuprolat, officials call it “A tin can with a pistol”. | Vladimir Chernov leading 'Second Russian Revolution', more at 5. | Berlin now fully fusion powered.

The United Socialist States of The Vuperanian Union
(USSVU)
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00-00
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 22, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby 00-00 » Tue May 30, 2023 10:26 pm

I'll control that!

Help I saw a man draw a pencil that murders someone with a optical illusion
00-00 your f7 Nation.
news| man gets arrested because of scamming in multiple games| husband goes crazy after crashing while drunk says wife| crazy shooting incident killing 1000 people
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Vonum
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 119
Founded: Oct 07, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vonum » Wed May 31, 2023 5:47 am

Shoot him and the pencil! I give you permission!


911, I found a real Sith Lightsaber on the floor. Does that mean Darth Vader is here?
Police looking for a criminal who escaped out of East Viperland and moved to Vonum illegally
Vonum have been reclassified as ‘Socialist Democracy’
Stephana Hughsberg, who dedicates her life to helping the poor, wins the lottery and spends it on supplies to continue.
Vonum has began an attack on Nazist state Bazerbaijan.


Friendly President of NationVision. Telegram me for more info.
He/him Male
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New Texas Republic
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Posts: 85
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Wed May 31, 2023 8:25 am

Don’t worry — worse-case scenario is that there was a tear in the fabric of the multiverse. It’s safe to pick it up, as long as the tear wasn’t that big.

911! Please help! I think I have a severe, terminal addiction to Forum 7!
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions or other wizzwazz to say, just telegram me.

NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists
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Sarolandia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 112
Founded: May 20, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sarolandia » Wed May 31, 2023 8:30 am

Start playing Territorial.io, it can help as a coping mechanism and a thing to do while waiting for others to post!


Help! I've become addicted to Territorial.io!
He/Him
A class 1.166 nation going by this scale
NS STATS ARE NOT CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"How's this for your headline? 'French Fries'" -James Donald French, before he was executed via Electric Chair
Does anyone actually read these?
"First of all, I am Vegeta. Second of all, You're not Vegeta. Third of all, you want to be Vegeta, but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta." - Verbalase
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