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New Texas Republic
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Sun May 21, 2023 6:09 pm

Don’t give out any excuses. Just go with a plain apology.

Help! My teeth turned into pieces of corn!
Hi, I’m your friendly neighborhood NS user! If you have questions, just telegram me.
Uhh…according to this index, I’m a class 1.6 nation, or somethin’.

Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists
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The God Delusion
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 20, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The God Delusion » Sun May 21, 2023 6:20 pm

New Texas Republic wrote:Don’t give out any excuses. Just go with a plain apology.

Help! My teeth turned into pieces of corn!


Slather them in butter and then eat your corn teeth!

Help! My pre workout is wearing off and all the squat racks are still in use!
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SanCristobal
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Apr 18, 2023
Anarchy

Postby SanCristobal » Sun May 21, 2023 9:53 pm

Help them lift the weights. It'd be a lot easier if you worked together.

911, help me! I've seen footage!
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SCNC BREAKING NEWS: The World Fair: Is it just what Strangereal needs right now, or a distraction by the Jenovachi government from the recent events in Fletteland? Everything you need to know, SCNC has you covered.
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Southland
Envoy
 
Posts: 247
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Sun May 21, 2023 10:50 pm

GET NOIDED! GET NOIDED!

911 my car keys slid through the couch, and I felt something sticky and moving when trying to retrieve them.
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

(Image)

Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.
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Cerespasia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: May 13, 2023
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Cerespasia » Sun May 21, 2023 11:45 pm

Calm down, sir, help is on the way. What do you think it might be, sir?

It's happening Oh, God! It's happening!
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CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
Re-familiarizing with surroundings, Please stand by...
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Mon May 22, 2023 5:57 am

AHHH!! YOU ARE RIGHT!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!

HELP!!!! IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!!! SOME GUY IN OUR CELL IS, wait.... covering himself in oil? who it is?
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Lauderdalle
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: Sep 19, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Lauderdalle » Tue May 23, 2023 11:45 am

Earth Allies wrote:
Wolflandil wrote:Im afraid thats not pizza anymore.

911? Yeah, I ordered fried chicken, not cremated chicken!

Then yeet your self
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Help!!! I need some MILK
Poskukune wrote:911 Everyone around me Is Turning Swedish, Is there anything you Can Bork der du? Er mi Gosen mei Sveedish

/skip


cringe :(
Founder of The Global Guild
Nation with about 1.4 billion population
I enjoy making dispatches

Who doesn't like neutrality
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Barks Nivvlla
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Barks Nivvlla » Tue May 23, 2023 7:09 pm

Experina wrote:AHHH!! YOU ARE RIGHT!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!

HELP!!!! IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!!! SOME GUY IN OUR CELL IS, wait.... covering himself in oil? who it is?

(Shoots the guy)

Help I killed someone in prison!
Waffles anyone?
Here is menu:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1779506
2 different Rp realities
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New-lamp Dynasty
Attaché
 
Posts: 82
Founded: Nov 10, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby New-lamp Dynasty » Tue May 23, 2023 9:39 pm

"sorry mate, you'll have to stay there now as well..... what did you kill him for again? covering himself in oi? Ah well I'll see if I can cut the sentence"



!!!NOMED HTOM A EMOCEB EVAH I PLEH
IC: Just an FanT Insect nation with world-building at the helm, we also are a monarchy the size of Canada and Russia combined, How did we get that much land you might ask? !!!History!!! Also co-founder of the I.P.A.
OOC: moth-loving teenager, who many would call a moth enthusiast. Also furry i guess, alongside a warden from The Order Of The Grey Wardens




Anteanne Newspaper
Deasta talking more advanced medication | Royal Advisor Libell reveals new defense plans?| Bat Beast rampage In the grand hive, killed 18 | Beetles getting brought into the empire

Overview factbook in progress
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Xi Jinping Thought
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Jan 28, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Xi Jinping Thought » Thu May 25, 2023 7:50 am

PMAL A RVEO FLESRUOY ETAUTAFNI

HELP! I need someone to debunk this Asian chick who is brainwashing impressionable young minds over life in China
https://youtu.be/haYdFJUDZbE
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The Vooperian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Vooperian Union » Thu May 25, 2023 7:58 am

No thanks mate, I don't click random links.

Help, I dropped my oil, and my cat is COVERED in it!
I try to make my NS stats as close to canon as possible.
2037 tech.
ADTO member.
National anthem: https://youtu.be/PPExpmtdMEw Official military march: https://youtu.be/BEYWCrzbVco
I will make you a furry at the first opportunity I get.
Freedom > Safety
Factbooks ARE NOT CANON, use NS stats.
NATION DOES NOT REPRESENT MY RL VIEWS (I'm more anarchist... AND more left wing).
Re-working my lore. Nations is no longer anarchist; but don't worry, I still am!
THE NUPROLAT TIMES
First Space fighter built in Nuprolat, officials call it “A tin can with a pistol”. | Vladimir Chernov leading 'Second Russian Revolution', more at 5. | Berlin now fully fusion powered.

The United Socialist States of The Vuperanian Union
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Cerespasia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: May 13, 2023
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Cerespasia » Thu May 25, 2023 8:04 am

Calm down sir, help is on the way, we've dispatched 3 firemen and a team of medical professionals to your area. Stay away from anything that may cause a spark and stay on the line with me.

I'm dead, I think I'm dead! Oh, time's going by really really really slow, and my heart's beating backwards!
taken from a funny call recording.
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CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
Re-familiarizing with surroundings, Please stand by...
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