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The God Delusion
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 20, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby The God Delusion » Sun May 21, 2023 6:20 pm

New Texas Republic wrote:Don’t give out any excuses. Just go with a plain apology.

Help! My teeth turned into pieces of corn!


Slather them in butter and then eat your corn teeth!

Help! My pre workout is wearing off and all the squat racks are still in use!
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SanCristobal
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Apr 18, 2023
Capitalizt

Postby SanCristobal » Sun May 21, 2023 9:53 pm

Help them lift the weights. It'd be a lot easier if you worked together.

911, help me! I've seen footage!
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LA CIUDAD LIBRE Y SOBERANA DE SAN CRISTÓBAL
DIRECTORIO INFORMATIVO


SCNC BREAKING NEWS: The Peninsular Empire of Great Jenovah and the Principality of Fletteland are at war. As Great Jenovah is a major raw materials exporter, how will this impact the global economy?
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Southland
Diplomat
 
Posts: 592
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Sun May 21, 2023 10:50 pm

GET NOIDED! GET NOIDED!

911 my car keys slid through the couch, and I felt something sticky and moving when trying to retrieve them.
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus


Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant

Valehart wrote:That flag's face is high on something that's illegal in most countries


Spiritkin Village wrote:Banned for you constantly implying you got all this lore, yet have no factbooks. Like at this point it is just a tease.
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

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Cerespasia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 843
Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Sun May 21, 2023 11:45 pm

Calm down, sir, help is on the way. What do you think it might be, sir?

It's happening Oh, God! It's happening!
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CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.
Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.
Current flag: The stylized Standard of the Republic, feat. BDU'ed Henry.
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Experina
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 174
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Mon May 22, 2023 5:57 am

AHHH!! YOU ARE RIGHT!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!

HELP!!!! IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!!! SOME GUY IN OUR CELL IS, wait.... covering himself in oil? who it is?
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
I forgot to revert the colors lol
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Lauderdalle
Diplomat
 
Posts: 636
Founded: Sep 19, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Lauderdalle » Tue May 23, 2023 11:45 am

Earth Allies wrote:
Wolflandil wrote:Im afraid thats not pizza anymore.

911? Yeah, I ordered fried chicken, not cremated chicken!

Then yeet your self
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Help!!! I need some MILK
Poskukune wrote:911 Everyone around me Is Turning Swedish, Is there anything you Can Bork der du? Er mi Gosen mei Sveedish

/skip


cringe :(
الأحداث اليومية لكوانور، الروحا
Weather Info.
Al Roha ☁ 86°F
Al'iimarat: The new Al Farhiz Bridge between Dukhan and Al Hofuf is the largest megaproject in Quanori history • يعد جسر الفرهيز الجديد بين دخان والهفوف أكبر مشروع ضخم في تاريخ كوانوري
Have any news suggestions? • Telegram Quanor (Lauderdalle) your suggestion for the possibility of it being added • Last Update (DMY): 15/10/23

Bradfordville wrote:Didn't you know that through pornhub, we can bring down the political islamists in Turkey?
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Barks Nivvlla
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 162
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Barks Nivvlla » Tue May 23, 2023 7:09 pm

Experina wrote:AHHH!! YOU ARE RIGHT!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!

HELP!!!! IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!!! SOME GUY IN OUR CELL IS, wait.... covering himself in oil? who it is?

(Shoots the guy)

Help I killed someone in prison!
Waffles anyone?
Here is menu:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1779506
Multiple versions of country
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New-lamp Dynasty
Attaché
 
Posts: 92
Founded: Nov 10, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby New-lamp Dynasty » Tue May 23, 2023 9:39 pm

"sorry mate, you'll have to stay there now as well..... what did you kill him for again? covering himself in oi? Ah well I'll see if I can cut the sentence"



!!!NOMED HTOM A EMOCEB EVAH I PLEH
The moths ar back in business, I'll continue on my overview since it's been a long while

Hope ya didn't miss me
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Xi Jinping Thought
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jan 28, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Xi Jinping Thought » Thu May 25, 2023 7:50 am

PMAL A RVEO FLESRUOY ETAUTAFNI

HELP! I need someone to debunk this Asian chick who is brainwashing impressionable young minds over life in China
https://youtu.be/haYdFJUDZbE
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The Vooperian Union
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1239
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Vooperian Union » Thu May 25, 2023 7:58 am

No thanks mate, I don't click random links.

Help, I dropped my oil, and my cat is COVERED in it!
WELCOME TO VURAN. BEGINNING RADIO BROADCAST.
Welcome to this diesel/atompunk place we call “Vuran”. Here, tritium runs through tungsten pipes under every building, and great factories pump black, radioactive smog into the air. Great beasts of steel; be they tanks or spaceships, are a common sight here, guzzling diesel and neurotoxic tripropellant, respectively. The year? Oh, it's 2049.
Pronouns: She/Thon
Cat furry :3
I actually enjoy TGs
sig under massive rework
NO MATTER WHAT, I ALWAYS COME BACK. DEATH CANNOT STOP ME.
Going thru my Purple Guy phase (Minus the dead children) :3
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Cerespasia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 843
Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Thu May 25, 2023 8:04 am

Calm down sir, help is on the way, we've dispatched 3 firemen and a team of medical professionals to your area. Stay away from anything that may cause a spark and stay on the line with me.

I'm dead, I think I'm dead! Oh, time's going by really really really slow, and my heart's beating backwards!
taken from a funny call recording.
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CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
NSStats executed via full auto magdump from M55B Battle Rifle.
Current year: 19989 After Time. | Earthly equivalent: 2016 A.D.
Current flag: The stylized Standard of the Republic, feat. BDU'ed Henry.
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Nova Paradisius
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Apr 16, 2023
Ex-Nation

Postby Nova Paradisius » Thu May 25, 2023 9:04 pm

Wait a few minutes, I'm putting you on hold.
*Hotline music*
"Clarence, corpse on line 5!"

911, I've fallen into the abyss. I'm still falling. Annnnd I'm still falling.
The Serene Corporate Confederation of Nova Paradisius
-A wealthy confederation of free trade zones organized under a Corporate entity-
RP - Founded January 8th, 2553
Formerly Tranzoria, High Advisor to New Temecula, Great Leader of Greater Temecula
Pro: Choice, Regulated Capitalism, Zionism, Feminism, PR Statehood
Anti: Terrorism, Racism, Socialism, NS Stats, people who pour the milk first
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Southland
Diplomat
 
Posts: 592
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Thu May 25, 2023 9:10 pm

Let me know when you hit the bottom!

911, I was kicked off a ship by my superior's evil clone and I only had enough time to grab my toothbrush. How do I get my other stuff back?
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus


Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant

Valehart wrote:That flag's face is high on something that's illegal in most countries


Spiritkin Village wrote:Banned for you constantly implying you got all this lore, yet have no factbooks. Like at this point it is just a tease.
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

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Experina
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 174
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Thu May 25, 2023 11:06 pm

That's the neat part...... You can't.......

911, I think I'm dead!! All of the sounds I hear are reversed, and time is going very slow, and my heart is beating!
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
I forgot to revert the colors lol
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New Texas Republic
Diplomat
 
Posts: 655
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby New Texas Republic » Fri May 26, 2023 4:57 pm

No, you’re just in a dream. That is, a l u c i d d r e a m . M u a h a h a H A H A —

911! Please help! I magically transformed into a Discord mod!
TEXAS - goodbye, everyone :)

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NS stats and policies have been thrown into the dumpster
Three things I hate:
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2. Irony
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The Vooperian Union
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1239
Founded: Dec 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Vooperian Union » Fri May 26, 2023 5:08 pm

Alright, banning you from discord. That's the only way to fix this.

I was gonna do an internet, but a turtle behind me said hello! What do I do?
WELCOME TO VURAN. BEGINNING RADIO BROADCAST.
Welcome to this diesel/atompunk place we call “Vuran”. Here, tritium runs through tungsten pipes under every building, and great factories pump black, radioactive smog into the air. Great beasts of steel; be they tanks or spaceships, are a common sight here, guzzling diesel and neurotoxic tripropellant, respectively. The year? Oh, it's 2049.
Pronouns: She/Thon
Cat furry :3
I actually enjoy TGs
sig under massive rework
NO MATTER WHAT, I ALWAYS COME BACK. DEATH CANNOT STOP ME.
Going thru my Purple Guy phase (Minus the dead children) :3
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3590
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri May 26, 2023 5:12 pm

You say General Kenobi, then press the button on its back to activate 4 of your lightsabers

Help! Shaggy is the new William Afton!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canada "Gives Up" on Hiding Aliens and UFOs/ NAT:| Ravenian Astronauts That Went on the EELOO Mission Report Seeing a Mass of "Squidlike Handlike Starships"
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: I-is that a… | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Copper Plasma > Lasers
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Verkhoyanska
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 190
Founded: Apr 04, 2023
Conservative Democracy

Postby Verkhoyanska » Fri May 26, 2023 5:14 pm

What the hell is Scooby-dooby doing during that bullsh*t?


911, help! I just spontaneously combusted!
Fixing my garbage lore, currently.

A signature? What the hell am I supposed to sign?

I am able to remember every little thing I wrote incorrectly after I post.
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Gavia Penguis
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Gavia Penguis » Fri May 26, 2023 6:56 pm

Yes, help is on its way, please, spontaneously compost in the mean time.

Help! RNGesus is out to get me!
Die Gedanken sind frei.
Quis ut Deus?
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Imperial Rifta
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1864
Founded: Sep 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Imperial Rifta » Sat May 27, 2023 4:47 pm

*Doesnt check urban dictionary* Sacrifice your closest friend during your next meeting and shower their body with four leaf clovers.

Help I went to an anime convention
Low quality posts from 2020-2023
Eagles - Braves - Crimson Tide - Kraken -

News: The Riftan Professional Bailball League’s playoffs begin and the headlines are stolen by the massive upset by the Etnasa Warhorses over the Proxima Purple Knights in the first round. Meanwhile, the Sarif Beasts topple the Cesar Red after a low scoring game culminating in a one-point victory.
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Southland
Diplomat
 
Posts: 592
Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Sat May 27, 2023 4:55 pm

If you start speaking Moonspeak, I'm going to have to take you out Old Yeller-style.

911, I sold my soda company to Boko Haram thinking it was Boca Raton!
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus


Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant

Valehart wrote:That flag's face is high on something that's illegal in most countries


Spiritkin Village wrote:Banned for you constantly implying you got all this lore, yet have no factbooks. Like at this point it is just a tease.
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

(Image)
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New Texas Republic
Diplomat
 
Posts: 655
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby New Texas Republic » Sat May 27, 2023 5:00 pm

Sorry, but I don’t understand. Please hang up and dial ten-one-one. Goodbye.

911, please help! A godmodder is taking over my nation!
TEXAS - goodbye, everyone :)

BaySide News
BaySide News report for 10/14/23 - Hapless hobo wins $275 million in the lottery, donates (almost) it all to charity - David Crenshaw has just announced his presidential campaign for 2024 - Pro-Hamas protests in Austin is “barbaric”, claims local residents - Man sets up a bunch of fireworks under his house in hopes of making it fly, ends up making a racket and burning the grass
NS stats and policies have been thrown into the dumpster
Three things I hate:
1. This Forum Signature
2. Irony
3. Lists
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Experina
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 174
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Sat May 27, 2023 11:35 pm

I have one idea you can do, CALL THE MODS they will ban him for godmodding, and your safe

Help!! My mother couldn't deliver my pizza to me!
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
I forgot to revert the colors lol
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New-lamp Dynasty
Attaché
 
Posts: 92
Founded: Nov 10, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby New-lamp Dynasty » Sat May 27, 2023 11:45 pm

Have James bond deliver it for you, or anyone else who's spy-like

?seno wen em teg uoy nac ,esuom ym ni spmaL eht lla netae ev'I tb ,nomeD htoM a fo efil eht gnivil ot desu gnitteg ma I oS 119
The moths ar back in business, I'll continue on my overview since it's been a long while

Hope ya didn't miss me
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Republica Federal de Catalunya
Minister
 
Posts: 2281
Founded: Nov 21, 2011
New York Times Democracy

Postby Republica Federal de Catalunya » Sun May 28, 2023 12:52 pm

An exorcist is on the way. Please be calm and tie yourself to a bed.

What if the legal consent age to bang your hot math teacher, is for a friend, my friend also needs "protection"?
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