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The Jamesian Republic
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Posts: 14573
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:21 am

GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob wrote:yell at her back >:D
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Help help my face is green



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My cat said I hate you.
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The Military State of the Galapagos
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Posts: 2975
Founded: Jan 19, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:21 am

I prefer dogs

Help I accidentally drove a tank into the Great Wall of China
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Obets
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Posts: 194
Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Obets » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:23 am

Rest in peace

Help I'm being arrested
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West Iver Moan
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 26, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby West Iver Moan » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:24 am

Are you still standing there? You should run

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Sierra Grand
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Posts: 358
Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sierra Grand » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:25 am

West Iver Moan wrote:Are you still standing there? You should run

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My kid wet his bed! Please help!

Call the foster home


Help the the SWAT Teams are at my door
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Obets
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Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Obets » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:25 am

I can't delete this post and I got ninja'd so crap
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The Military State of the Galapagos
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Founded: Jan 19, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:27 am

Clear your browser history


Help I spoke out against the Chinese government
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:28 am

Go to Taiwan.
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Obets
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Posts: 194
Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Obets » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:30 am

Play depressing music

Help I ran out of bacon
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Zelandick
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Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 01, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Zelandick » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:30 am

Eggs are your friend

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I can't figure out how to milk my cow!
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Obets
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Posts: 194
Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Obets » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:33 am

Use bacon

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Libertalonia
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Posts: 144
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Libertalonia » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:33 am

learn milking from tibet

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Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
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I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol
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Sierra Grand
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Posts: 358
Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sierra Grand » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:42 am

We're sending in the search and rescue teams

Help Help I'm being attacked by a little kid
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Hail Sovereign Sara May. L.P.D. and Left/Rights claim victory in Luyver meanwhile Cantonsall is currently on fire. Another train has blown up in downtown P.E., what's new?
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North Alezia
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Posts: 191
Founded: May 08, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby North Alezia » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:45 am

Let the kid win because you don't want the kid crying to his/her mother, do you?

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Help I wasted money on high heels for some reason. AND IT'S THE WRONG SIZE
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 8:53 am

Slice off the heels, and throw them in the dryer. They will shrink
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The Military State of the Galapagos
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Posts: 2975
Founded: Jan 19, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Thu Mar 18, 2021 9:23 am

Get something from the vending machine


Help I accidentally invaded Luxembourg whilst I was invading France
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Drew Durrnil
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Posts: 1830
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Drew Durrnil » Thu Mar 18, 2021 9:43 am

Un-invade Luxembourg.

Help, I accidentally forgot my 61st daily prayer to Yahlia!
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Libertalonia
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Posts: 144
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Libertalonia » Thu Mar 18, 2021 9:49 am

pray twice

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Help! I tried to burn photos of tom cruise and they're burning the trees!
Shinjou declares it's now a people's 4th reich. The navy reports strange sights in the sea, possibly eisterian vessels. a new terrorist movement has been terrorising southern paxana and other smaller countries. The LNS callhiem has been ordered to attack any vessels coming into libertalonia waters
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol
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Obets
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Posts: 194
Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Obets » Thu Mar 18, 2021 9:52 am

We are sending water immediately

Help I'm being arrested
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Tranzoria
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Posts: 1590
Founded: Feb 22, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Tranzoria » Thu Mar 18, 2021 9:52 am

Resist Arrest. Then you won't go to Jail.
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Help, I've found a dead body that's dancing to Never Gonna Give you up!
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The Dodo Republic
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Posts: 431
Founded: Feb 22, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Dodo Republic » Thu Mar 18, 2021 9:55 am

Kill it again.




HELP I HAVE A GIANT DODO ATTACKING ME
Birds are government drones. The media has lied to you this whole time. Well, good morning good afternoon good evening nationstates. Long Island born and raised liberal conservative, actor, singer, history enthusiast (I know original), antique simp, fan of prehistory and especially dodos. Have a good day everybody :)
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 10:21 am

Go to biological history class, and learn that dodos are (sadly) extinct.
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The Military State of the Galapagos
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Posts: 2975
Founded: Jan 19, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Thu Mar 18, 2021 10:35 am

Take a hammer and smash your fingers to reset them




Help I wrote a newspaper article saying Taiwan is an actual country
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 10:43 am

ummm hello? Taiwan is a real country.
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help i am addicted to nationstates
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I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
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Cokoland
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Posts: 288
Founded: Jul 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cokoland » Thu Mar 18, 2021 10:49 am

Sir this is a Gmod voice chat.

Help I've seen too much amogus!
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