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Wiral
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 19, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Wiral » Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:12 pm

The Old Village wrote:My nation needed an anthem in this one issue, so I made my citizens vote for one, and they voted for "Leader Smells Like An East Alaskan Moose" :rofl: :(

I think you're lost buddy
/skip
forum 8 when
all ns stats and policies are non canon unless said otherwise
it's a miracle if you see me anywhere except forum 7
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Catsland-Z
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Aug 16, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Catsland-Z » Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:17 pm

have you tried /rtp

there is this hamster trying to freeze me!
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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:20 pm

Delitai wrote:Hold up, let me just get the mods real quick.


HELP I SPAWNED HERE

Commit the self die to respawn in my mom's bed.

Help, Youtube keeps reccomending me videos with....questionable thumbnails. It's making my parents concerned for my sexuality!
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.
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Catsland-Z
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Aug 16, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Catsland-Z » Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:21 pm

Procrast wrote:
Delitai wrote:Hold up, let me just get the mods real quick.


HELP I SPAWNED HERE

Commit the self die to respawn in my mom's bed.

Help, Youtube keeps reccomending me videos with....questionable thumbnails. It's making my parents concerned for my sexuality!

/stillme, ninja
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Kaywell
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Oct 27, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Kaywell » Sun Jan 01, 2023 11:44 pm

Procrast wrote:
Delitai wrote:Hold up, let me just get the mods real quick.


HELP I SPAWNED HERE

Commit the self die to respawn in my mom's bed.

Help, Youtube keeps reccomending me videos with....questionable thumbnails. It's making my parents concerned for my sexuality!


Just teleport your parents to Saturn.

Help, the university I applied to spontaneously turned into a psychotic dictatorship!
-The Kingdom of Kaywell-
"For the everlasting glory of Uingffh!"

A future tech nation consisting of the Ingffhaestian triple star system and its 50 colonies (+3 classified systems used for superweapon development).
All NS stats are canon unless contradicted by this nation's information here.

Tabulons > Humans
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Mon Jan 02, 2023 1:33 am

Drop out.

Help! My computer is seriously running! It broke a window and jumped to the street!
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Dalek-Empire
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 23, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Dalek-Empire » Mon Jan 02, 2023 1:48 am

Experina wrote:Drop out.

Help! My computer is seriously running! It broke a window and jumped to the street!


Sounds like a "you" problem, not a "me" problem.

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Help, I accidentally stole my roommate's bed while sleepwalking at night.
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Sladski
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 31, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sladski » Mon Jan 02, 2023 10:58 am

Knock out your roommate and buy an identical bed for him before he wakes up.


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HELP, I MADE ALL THE WORDS BIG AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REVERT IT!
I do not exist, stop pretending I'm real. Accept that I am a mere illusion created by some random internet loser trying to trick you.
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Reuturn
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Reuturn » Mon Jan 02, 2023 1:15 pm

Select all, change font size to 14.
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Help, there's a furry outside my apartment complex!
The State of Reuturn| The Things Rosa Isn't Allowed to do | Map

The Tempomark Journal
01/21/821 - President Throntalm diagnosed with depression | Rainstorms cause floods and outages in northern Reuturn | Magnitude 4.2 earthquake hits the Sudten Mountains, causing damage but no casualties

A Class 1.6 Civilization according to this index.
purged nearly all my factbooks and have no intent of rewriting them
NS Stats thrown into the Seistar River
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New Treyland
Envoy
 
Posts: 226
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Treyland » Mon Jan 02, 2023 1:21 pm

Take out the shotgun!


Help! I think I'm the impostor from Among Us!
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Telbnis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 140
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Telbnis » Mon Jan 02, 2023 1:22 pm

Have some fun in the vents.

Help, my favourite book series got a terrible adaptation.
Last edited by Telbnis on Mon Jan 02, 2023 1:23 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Slight rant-
TERF is a slur. Biological sex is real, important, and immutable and women's rights will not be ignored.
Saving the environment is not about vapid "VSCO girl" aesthetics, or wanting to be an edgy rebel activist. It's about not dying slowly, horribly, and painfully along with everything else on this lonely outpost in space that serendipitously happened to spawn beautiful life.

OOC-
hello there
I like books, indie rock, plaid, typewriters, and the Scottish Highlands.
I sometimes :), occasionally >:/, and very rarely (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻.

Telbnis is a small archipelago in the Barents Sea with 12 islands and 8,120 people. We have scenery, culture, and some rather lovely midnight sun.
Member of The Western Isles
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The Jamesian Republic
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13862
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Mon Jan 02, 2023 1:26 pm

Don’t watch the movie and read the book.


Help! There’s an angry mob outside screaming “burn the witch!”.
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Ashotu Three
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 355
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ashotu Three » Mon Jan 02, 2023 3:32 pm

Give em the sandwich!
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Help! Im in a infinite loop!
The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
DISRESPECT IS NOT RESPECTED

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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Noyal
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jul 09, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Noyal » Mon Jan 02, 2023 3:36 pm

Watch Groundhog Day and see how Bill Murray escapes

Help, I got rejected by my crush!
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Gavia Penguis
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Mon Jan 02, 2023 5:41 pm

Have no fear, we've put an emergency dispatch for 2 tubs of ice cream in!

Help! I've just gotten off of nightshift, what's it's so bright outside for??
Die Gedanken sind frei.
Quis ut Deus?
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Estebere
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Sep 22, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Estebere » Mon Jan 02, 2023 6:03 pm

Huh. Same for me. Maybe the moons really bright?

Help! I've been turned into a rabbit!
A Class 1.6 Civilization according to this index.

Stuff I've gotten from viewtopic.php?f=25&t=528876
4 Obama Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Brick.mp4
A knife
One [Redacted]
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Tue Jan 03, 2023 5:46 am

We will be working around the clock to restore you to your previous state.

Help! My favourite YouTuber, Dogepro. is now making videos like solarballs! What Should I do to restore him!!!
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Kaywell
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Oct 27, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Kaywell » Tue Jan 03, 2023 5:44 pm

Simply overthrow your government, become absolute ruler, and pass a law forcing Dogepro to restore his old content style!

Help! Someone is trying to overthrow the government because of a youtuber changing!
-The Kingdom of Kaywell-
"For the everlasting glory of Uingffh!"

A future tech nation consisting of the Ingffhaestian triple star system and its 50 colonies (+3 classified systems used for superweapon development).
All NS stats are canon unless contradicted by this nation's information here.

Tabulons > Humans
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Arstotskiano
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Arstotskiano » Tue Jan 03, 2023 5:46 pm

Simply make the nation you are in disappear.

HELP! 911 HELP THERE'S A CAT ON A CAT ON A HAT ON A MAT WITH A BAT STUCK IN A TREE!
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Resident Idiot and Ambassador of Lands End
Foreign Affairs Manager of Warzone Trinidad
13 kettles in my fridge
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 707
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Tue Jan 03, 2023 6:58 pm

Take the rug off. It’ll definitely take care of…whatever this is.

Help! The British are colonizing everyone again!
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Arstotskiano
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Arstotskiano » Tue Jan 03, 2023 7:06 pm

*BRITISH EMPIRE NOISES*

Help! Joe found his mama.
Resident Idiot and Ambassador of Lands End
Foreign Affairs Manager of Warzone Trinidad
13 kettles in my fridge
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Cataleenia
Envoy
 
Posts: 319
Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cataleenia » Wed Jan 04, 2023 3:56 am

You mean Jean Finnegan Biden?

Help! My cat going to space
WARNING! I am bri’ish, do NOT come within a 50m radius without protection.
Non-Binary They/Them aroace| Autistic (Diagnosed) | ADHD (Not officially diagnosed but meet criteria, awaiting second opinion)
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
[violet] wrote:lol
Hispida wrote:english is a rather tough language. you can learn it through tough thorough thought, though.
Armeattla wrote:You know, watching a personality cult live is pretty fun.
Racoda wrote:
Kuraiva wrote:IS THIS dumpster fire APRIL FOOLS UPDATE or something permanent!?
Nothing is permanent.
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25672
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:07 am

There is no return from space. Your cat stuck there forever, but don't worry, we send you new cat
[hr]9-1-1 just killed, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead, 9-1-1 life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away, 9-1-1 didn't mean to make you cry, if I'm not back against this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
I would love to commission infrastructure in Australia. If anyone knows how I, as a lay person, could do so, please TG me. I'm dead serious
We're closer in time to 2050 than 1950

Wonderful Song Quotes

18 Published Issues, 1 Published WA Resolution
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Cataleenia
Envoy
 
Posts: 319
Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cataleenia » Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:30 am

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all
The time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Australian rePublic, oooh
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
Help! I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango!
WARNING! I am bri’ish, do NOT come within a 50m radius without protection.
Non-Binary They/Them aroace| Autistic (Diagnosed) | ADHD (Not officially diagnosed but meet criteria, awaiting second opinion)
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
[violet] wrote:lol
Hispida wrote:english is a rather tough language. you can learn it through tough thorough thought, though.
Armeattla wrote:You know, watching a personality cult live is pretty fun.
Racoda wrote:
Kuraiva wrote:IS THIS dumpster fire APRIL FOOLS UPDATE or something permanent!?
Nothing is permanent.
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:58 am

Then. Uhh kill him??
Help! My cat is inside a 250 Milliliter bottle of water!
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