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Ashotu Three
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Posts: 355
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ashotu Three » Sat Dec 31, 2022 1:05 pm

just become furry its not that bad

Help! Turns out, the humans are evil and kill the furries!
The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
DISRESPECT IS NOT RESPECTED

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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Ozeanreisende
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Sat Dec 31, 2022 1:53 pm

Ashotu Three wrote:just become furry its not that bad

Help! Turns out, the humans are evil and kill the furries!

FURRY!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!
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I accidently ate a grenade thinking it was a lime AND ITS ABOUT TO BLO- *boom*
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Diarcesia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6294
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Diarcesia » Sat Dec 31, 2022 2:01 pm

Ozeanreisende wrote:
Ashotu Three wrote:just become furry its not that bad

Help! Turns out, the humans are evil and kill the furries!

FURRY!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!
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I accidently ate a grenade thinking it was a lime AND ITS ABOUT TO BLO- *boom*

Just stop writing.

Help, the robots look bad!
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Sat Dec 31, 2022 2:32 pm

F*ck yourself
Help! New year's is in 28 minutes exactly in my time!
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Orifna
Envoy
 
Posts: 238
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Sat Dec 31, 2022 9:01 pm

insert Low Tier God image here


Help- er, I mean, hey! I’n tort- (screams of broken femurs in the background) torturing some D-boiz right- (goopy 106 noises) IT WORKED- GET THAT CELL LOCKED UP
Native-born crackhead sun loving American super-nerd living in the Sunshine State with a love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"Quiccckk! SPRRINTTT!"
- Me fr
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Mylowgrad
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Dec 31, 2022
Corporate Bordello

Postby Mylowgrad » Sat Dec 31, 2022 9:03 pm

Help! They're coming to get me.
"Politicians are like diapers; they need to be changed often and for the same reason." - Mark Twain

"The problem with political jokes is that they get elected." - Henry Cate, VII

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx
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Orifna
Envoy
 
Posts: 238
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Sat Dec 31, 2022 9:08 pm

(above post no emergency, will answer AAN)

Torturin’ D-boiz? Nice.


HEREEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPOP- I AM DIE-ING.
Native-born crackhead sun loving American super-nerd living in the Sunshine State with a love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"Quiccckk! SPRRINTTT!"
- Me fr
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Catsland-Z
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Aug 16, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Catsland-Z » Sat Dec 31, 2022 9:09 pm

Is there a frost hamster at your doorstep?
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Sladski
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 31, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sladski » Sat Dec 31, 2022 10:48 pm

..Hey wait, why is nobody calling?



Help, I haven't figured out what the "old year" is!
I do not exist, stop pretending I'm real. Accept that I am a mere illusion created by some random internet loser trying to trick you.
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South sussia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Dec 20, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby South sussia » Sat Dec 31, 2022 10:52 pm

yur a comedian

help i am surronded by communist nations, and i'm not communist!!
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Dalavi
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 100
Founded: Aug 18, 2022
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Dalavi » Sat Dec 31, 2022 10:57 pm

its been nice being brothers in sus
help i've never seen the AN before!
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Wiral
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 19, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Wiral » Sat Dec 31, 2022 11:22 pm

Well go and say hi.

Help! I ordered a burger, AND IT HAS GHOST IN IT!
Last edited by Wiral on Sat Dec 31, 2022 11:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.
forum 8 when
all ns stats and policies are non canon unless said otherwise
it's a miracle if you see me anywhere except forum 7
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Ozeanreisende
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Sun Jan 01, 2023 7:25 am

Wiral wrote:Well go and say hi.

Help! I ordered a burger, AND IT HAS GHOST IN IT!

G-g-Ghosts? wait as in ghost peppers well none the less your dead
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*creepy song plays whichever creepy song you can think of*
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Ashotu Three
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Posts: 355
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ashotu Three » Sun Jan 01, 2023 7:55 am

Ozeanreisende wrote:
Wiral wrote:Well go and say hi.

Help! I ordered a burger, AND IT HAS GHOST IN IT!

G-g-Ghosts? wait as in ghost peppers well none the less your dead
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*creepy song plays whichever creepy song you can think of*

AAAA SPOOPY
-
help me I've felt weird for days and --- *screaming*
1 minute later
*low growling*
The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
DISRESPECT IS NOT RESPECTED

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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Catsland-Z
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Aug 16, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Catsland-Z » Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:36 am

he's crazy. (end of call)

HELP! THIS FROST MONARCH HAMSTER IS ABOUT TO FREEZE ME!
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Wiral
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 19, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Wiral » Sun Jan 01, 2023 12:22 pm

So get off Roblox.

Help! I accidentally called 911!
forum 8 when
all ns stats and policies are non canon unless said otherwise
it's a miracle if you see me anywhere except forum 7
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Sun Jan 01, 2023 1:07 pm

Then get your a** off here.

Help! People keep failing their new year's resolutions!
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Ozeanreisende
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Sun Jan 01, 2023 1:09 pm

Experina wrote:Then get your a** off here.

Help! People keep failing their new year's resolutions!

get them to take easier resolutions!
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Help theres many nation run by morons in internal and international incidents!
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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New-genesis
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Dec 30, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby New-genesis » Sun Jan 01, 2023 1:11 pm

Help i'm on a boat!!
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Ozeanreisende
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Sun Jan 01, 2023 1:13 pm

New-genesis wrote:Help i'm on a boat!!

you didnt answer my call
/stillme
Last edited by Ozeanreisende on Sun Jan 01, 2023 1:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Kaywell
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Oct 27, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Kaywell » Sun Jan 01, 2023 2:25 pm

Ozeanreisende wrote:Help theres many nation run by morons in internal and international incidents!

Just shoot the morons into the Sun.

New-genesis wrote:Help i'm on a boat!!

Just sink it.

Help! I'm being helped!
Last edited by Kaywell on Sun Jan 01, 2023 2:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
-The Kingdom of Kaywell-
"For the everlasting glory of Uingffh!"

A future tech nation consisting of the Ingffhaestian triple star system and its 50 colonies (+3 classified systems used for superweapon development).
All NS stats are canon unless contradicted by this nation's information here.

Tabulons > Humans
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The Old Village
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 15, 2022
Ex-Nation

Seriously.

Postby The Old Village » Sun Jan 01, 2023 2:28 pm

My nation needed an anthem in this one issue, so I made my citizens vote for one, and they voted for "Leader Smells Like An East Alaskan Moose" :rofl: :(
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Dalavi
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 100
Founded: Aug 18, 2022
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Dalavi » Sun Jan 01, 2023 2:31 pm

Kaywell wrote:
Ozeanreisende wrote:Help theres many nation run by morons in internal and international incidents!

Just shoot the morons into the Sun.

New-genesis wrote:Help i'm on a boat!!

Just sink it.

Help! I'm being helped!

kill the helper then
help my :) turned into a :( !
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Tajijstan
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Jan 17, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tajijstan » Sun Jan 01, 2023 2:35 pm

Do something that makes you happy.

Help, my fridge is running. No, seriously it broke a window and is taking off down the street!
TNNI announces reopening of "Chicken Coop

Current Ruling Party: Federal Reform Party
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Delitai
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Jan 09, 2022
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Delitai » Sun Jan 01, 2023 3:00 pm

Hold up, let me just get the mods real quick.


HELP I SPAWNED HERE
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