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The free city of Kravolec
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Posts: 291
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The free city of Kravolec » Sun Dec 25, 2022 11:36 am

the techies will fix it

help my :geek: turned into a :ugeek: !
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Korea SCR
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Posts: 17
Founded: Sep 18, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Korea SCR » Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:16 am

The free city of Kravolec wrote:the techies will fix it

help my :geek: turned into a :ugeek: !


go to a geek website and read how to become it


HELP! Squirrels from my other NS nation called What the heck China SCR has 6 nations declared war on me because we just collected some nuts near their trees!
Nation Operated by the Microjapanese Government[color=#00ADFF]
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What the heck china scr has 6 nations
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Posts: 0
Founded: Oct 01, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby What the heck china scr has 6 nations » Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:17 am

Korea SCR wrote:
The free city of Kravolec wrote:the techies will fix it

help my :geek: turned into a :ugeek: !


go to a geek website and read how to become it


HELP! Squirrels from my other NS nation called What the heck China SCR has 6 nations declared war on me because we just collected some nuts near their trees!

JUST GIVE BACK OUR NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh No! A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
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Korea SCR
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Posts: 17
Founded: Sep 18, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Korea SCR » Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:19 am

What the heck china scr has 6 nations wrote:
Korea SCR wrote:
go to a geek website and read how to become it


HELP! Squirrels from my other NS nation called What the heck China SCR has 6 nations declared war on me because we just collected some nuts near their trees!

JUST GIVE BACK OUR NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh No! A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY


START THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER!

HEY! we don't have it!
Nation Operated by the Microjapanese Government[color=#00ADFF]
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What the heck china scr has 6 nations
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Posts: 0
Founded: Oct 01, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby What the heck china scr has 6 nations » Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:21 am

Korea SCR wrote:
What the heck china scr has 6 nations wrote:JUST GIVE BACK OUR NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh No! A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY


START THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER!

HEY! we don't have it!


BUILD THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER

HELP! i got addicted to flying gorrila!
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25672
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:27 am

Don't worry, the flightless kiwis are oj their way

9-1-1 Help! Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney!!!
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From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
I would love to commission infrastructure in Australia. If anyone knows how I, as a lay person, could do so, please TG me. I'm dead serious
We're closer in time to 2050 than 1950

Wonderful Song Quotes

18 Published Issues, 1 Published WA Resolution
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Korea SCR
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Posts: 17
Founded: Sep 18, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Korea SCR » Mon Dec 26, 2022 3:06 am

Australian rePublic wrote:Don't worry, the flightless kiwis are oj their way

9-1-1 Help! Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney!!!

We sent 4 socialists to help him

HELP! My 2 Phones got addicted to flying gorrila and installed a virus on my laptop!
Nation Operated by the Microjapanese Government[color=#00ADFF]
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Greatdux
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Posts: 268
Founded: Jan 19, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Greatdux » Mon Dec 26, 2022 3:10 am

Don’t worry, just use a RPG-7 to exterminate the undesirable computer and its cronies!



Help! The Ba’athist Iraqi Army is currently banging my door and calling me to pay taxes or else they will decimate me with a Su-25!
Welcome to Greatdux, have a noice day (in Greatdux)


What if the Uralic language group replaced the role of the Slavic language group? Result: butterfly effects galore.

Note that this nation does not represent my views.

The Voice of Voghulia Voghulia v. Easterland (Austria) results: 1-2, Voghulia barely wins | Vezérkh of Voghulia, Verzoek Tillinic gets hypothermia from travel to Kholodian Ulyanovist Republic | Explosion occurs near Tiananmen Square, Cathay blames Nieuw-België (Taiwan) for explosion in ongoing diplomatic scuffle
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Mon Dec 26, 2022 6:56 am

Grab a shotgun. It will scare them away.

Help! My computer got struck by lightning!
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Korea SCR
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Posts: 17
Founded: Sep 18, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Korea SCR » Mon Dec 26, 2022 6:58 am

Experina wrote:Grab a shotgun. It will scare them away.

Help! My computer got struck by lightning!

Go to the Microsoft/Apple Store and buy a new one (i use windows)


Help! i Skipped the Chips Ahoy! ad with uBlock Origin and i saw them knocking on my door
Nation Operated by the Microjapanese Government[color=#00ADFF]
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:48 pm

Don't worry most likely it's just your mother.

I keep double posting!
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Random Country 453632
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Posts: 246
Founded: Jun 09, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Random Country 453632 » Tue Dec 27, 2022 11:16 pm

Can't blame you, considering the two stars on your flag laid out that way



Help! My clock has the number 13 on it! I'm doomed!!!
My IC name is 'Randomia' (not to be confused with this Randomia
Location: the Pacific || WA Member: Yes || Activity: Sometimes
RandomCountry453632
The Randomest* (???) country in all of the Pacific!
*in terms of having Random in its name or not
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Procrast
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Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Tue Dec 27, 2022 11:29 pm

Flip it over so it roughly reads as 31.

I don't have the time or motivation to start "The Legend of Heroes: Trails" series!
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.
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Greatdux
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Posts: 268
Founded: Jan 19, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Greatdux » Thu Dec 29, 2022 7:42 am

Nuke it.



Help, a random dude offered to give me his meat and potatoes in exchange for the entirety of my cash! What do I do!?!?
Welcome to Greatdux, have a noice day (in Greatdux)


What if the Uralic language group replaced the role of the Slavic language group? Result: butterfly effects galore.

Note that this nation does not represent my views.

The Voice of Voghulia Voghulia v. Easterland (Austria) results: 1-2, Voghulia barely wins | Vezérkh of Voghulia, Verzoek Tillinic gets hypothermia from travel to Kholodian Ulyanovist Republic | Explosion occurs near Tiananmen Square, Cathay blames Nieuw-België (Taiwan) for explosion in ongoing diplomatic scuffle
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Paradise 00City-State00
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Posts: 18
Founded: Dec 21, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Paradise 00City-State00 » Thu Dec 29, 2022 7:48 am

"Is your refrigerator running?"
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Orifna
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Posts: 238
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Thu Dec 29, 2022 5:41 pm

/skip

No not-emergency on above post
Native-born crackhead sun loving American super-nerd living in the Sunshine State with a love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"Quiccckk! SPRRINTTT!"
- Me fr
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Thu Dec 29, 2022 10:45 pm

AAN: Don't accept it. At all it's the worst deal.

Help! New Years is in a day!
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Ashotu Three
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 355
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ashotu Three » Fri Dec 30, 2022 9:23 am

Celebrate it!
Halp! Im a potato, that got eaten by a cheeseburger!
The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
DISRESPECT IS NOT RESPECTED

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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Orifna
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Posts: 238
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Fri Dec 30, 2022 8:17 pm

Escape to Ireland and get supremacy as a Potato!




HELP! HELP!

ITS COMING
ITS COMING
ITS COMING

GET. OVER. HERE

AHHHH GOD HELP US ITS CO-
I AM HUNGRY. TIME FOR YOU TO GET IN MY MOUTH.

HEELP! IM ABOUT TO BE EATEN ALIVE BY A ELDRITCH HORROR OF A ROBOT TO BE HARVESTED FOR ANY USEFUL MATERIALS!
Native-born crackhead sun loving American super-nerd living in the Sunshine State with a love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"Quiccckk! SPRRINTTT!"
- Me fr
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The Islands Of The Red Dawn
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Dec 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The Islands Of The Red Dawn » Fri Dec 30, 2022 9:26 pm

The robot needs your materials to live
Cucumber milk
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Wiral
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 19, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Wiral » Fri Dec 30, 2022 9:31 pm

Since AN didn't make an emergency, I will.

Help, I stubbed my toe!
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forum 8 when
all ns stats and policies are non canon unless said otherwise
it's a miracle if you see me anywhere except forum 7
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Fri Dec 30, 2022 11:57 pm

We are sending the FBI in your way

Help! France Lost The Fifa World Cup 2022! How do I make it win!
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Orifna
Envoy
 
Posts: 238
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Sat Dec 31, 2022 6:49 am

Commit war crimes by dropping nukes on France’s opponents!




Help! SCP-106 has broken out of his containment chamber, he’s coming right n-
Native-born crackhead sun loving American super-nerd living in the Sunshine State with a love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"Quiccckk! SPRRINTTT!"
- Me fr
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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Sat Dec 31, 2022 9:10 am

One oh six? Which one was that again? Oh yeah now I remember. You go torture one of them d-boys and you'll be fine.

Help! The sun is awfully yet beutifully red!
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Sat Dec 31, 2022 9:23 am

That's a sunset sir. If you want. I can promise the sun I will kill him.
Help! a Furry exited our container and it's now *Biten*
Help! A Furry has bit me! And I got infected by the furry Virus!
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