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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Thu Dec 22, 2022 2:34 am

Uhh sir? Why does it sound like you have a s
Heart attack? We are sending the ambulance in your way but we would have to charge 100,000 pounds.

Help!. My corruption is way to low!!
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Korea SCR Card Farmer
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Dec 22, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Korea SCR Card Farmer » Thu Dec 22, 2022 2:35 am

Experina wrote:Uhh sir? Why does it sound like you have a s
Heart attack? We are sending the ambulance in your way but we would have to charge 100,000 pounds.

Help!. My corruption is way to low!!

Good.

HELLP!!!! I DON'T HAVE ANIMALS ON MY CARD FARM!
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25676
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Thu Dec 22, 2022 5:21 am

Turn it vegan

9-1-1 HELP! I promised my boy one simple thing, lots of riches, and that man broke my promise
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
I would love to commission infrastructure in Australia. If anyone knows how I, as a lay person, could do so, please TG me. I'm dead serious
We're closer in time to 2050 than 1950

Wonderful Song Quotes

18 Published Issues, 1 Published WA Resolution
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Thu Dec 22, 2022 8:12 am

Kill him.

Help! I haven't did my new year's decorations yet!
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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Thu Dec 22, 2022 8:19 am

Ha, same.

Ah bollocks, I've been turned into a bri'ish.
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.
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New Treyland
Envoy
 
Posts: 226
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Treyland » Thu Dec 22, 2022 8:29 am

Do you feel an urge to drink milky water with dried-up grass? If so, it's too late.


HELP! PEOPLE KEEP MAKING UNFUNNY OHIO JOKES!
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Ashotu Three
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 390
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashotu Three » Thu Dec 22, 2022 11:02 am

Those jokes aren't jokes. DONT GO TO OHIO, OR YOU SHALL BURN FOR ETERNITY
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halp Im ded
The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
Save space for those who need it.

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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Fortisbellator II
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: May 11, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Fortisbellator II » Thu Dec 22, 2022 4:02 pm

Well shoot. Here goes.

By the power vested in me, I raise you back to life!

*corpse stays still*

Hmm, call Pizza Hut…
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HELP! I accidentally started singing the rickroll on the phone!
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Ashotu Three
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 390
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashotu Three » Thu Dec 22, 2022 5:17 pm

Pray they dont say anything else.
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halp Im a videogame character
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The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
Save space for those who need it.

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3547
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Dec 22, 2022 5:58 pm

Hit alt+F4

Help! I accidentally deleted system 32 and n
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Kaywell
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Oct 27, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Kaywell » Thu Dec 22, 2022 6:05 pm

Just install system 33 and o

Help! My NS nation became real!
-The Kingdom of Kaywell-
"For the everlasting glory of Uingffh!"

A future tech nation consisting of the Ingffhaestian triple star system and its 50 colonies (+3 classified systems used for superweapon development).
All NS stats are canon unless contradicted by this nation's information here.

Tabulons > Humans
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Republic of new jarland
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Dec 08, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Republic of new jarland » Thu Dec 22, 2022 6:07 pm

Help! I am in Ohio!!! :shock:
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Angelsung
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Dec 15, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Angelsung » Thu Dec 22, 2022 6:09 pm

Help, I wish my nation state was real.
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Thu Dec 22, 2022 11:06 pm

Kaywell wrote:Just install system 33 and o

Help! My NS nation became real!


Your nation-state became real? What? We then I guess good job hopefully it's no that bad right?

Help! 2 nations above me haven't responded to AAAN's emergency!
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Dalavi
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 100
Founded: Aug 18, 2022
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Dalavi » Thu Dec 22, 2022 11:10 pm

Experina wrote:
Kaywell wrote:Just install system 33 and o

Help! My NS nation became real!


Your nation-state became real? What? We then I guess good job hopefully it's no that bad right?

Help! 2 nations above me haven't responded to AAAN's emergency!

please stay on hold, we are assisting other users
AAAN: if your nation is a space empires its too late
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Cataleenia
Envoy
 
Posts: 319
Founded: Apr 11, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Cataleenia » Sat Dec 24, 2022 9:19 am

Experina wrote:
Kaywell wrote:Just install system 33 and o

Help! My NS nation became real!


Your nation-state became real? What? We then I guess good job hopefully it's no that bad right?

Help! 2 nations above me haven't responded to AAAN's emergency!


Just remove them from your memory

Help! The NS database server has blown up!
WARNING! I am bri’ish, do NOT come within a 50m radius without protection.
Non-Binary They/Them aroace| Autistic (Diagnosed) | ADHD (Not officially diagnosed but meet criteria, awaiting second opinion)
[violet] wrote:Urggg... trawling through ads looking for roman orgies...
[violet] wrote:lol
Hispida wrote:english is a rather tough language. you can learn it through tough thorough thought, though.
Armeattla wrote:You know, watching a personality cult live is pretty fun.
Racoda wrote:
Kuraiva wrote:IS THIS dumpster fire APRIL FOOLS UPDATE or something permanent!?
Nothing is permanent.
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Cuba 2022 RP
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 407
Founded: Sep 12, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cuba 2022 RP » Sat Dec 24, 2022 3:56 pm

Make a new one!

Help! The forums are back up!
Puppet of Wallowis

Spanish leader realises France wasn't at war for the past two months as he had previously thought | The United Socialist Provinces of Central America proclaimed after twelve-day war between the Central American Unification Community and El Salvador, Panama, and Costa Rica | American blockade begins to wane as they also start collapsing | Famine in Cuba as China collapses, America refuses to lift embargo | Israel changes vote in favour of Cuba, America officially condemned by every single country for blockade | Cuban protests real now, not just American colour revolution, says Putin
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Valiraisia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: Nov 14, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Valiraisia » Sat Dec 24, 2022 4:10 pm

What do you want me to do about that, take it back down?
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Help! My sibling ate the last piece of cake!
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　Hi there :)　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
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The free city of Kravolec
Envoy
 
Posts: 291
Founded: Dec 02, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The free city of Kravolec » Sat Dec 24, 2022 4:16 pm

Valiraisia wrote:What do you want me to do about that, take it back down?
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Help! My sibling ate the last piece of cake!

KILL THEM~
jk don't actually thats illegal
help i used an ~ instead of an ! in me helping the an!
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Diarcesia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6303
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Diarcesia » Sat Dec 24, 2022 5:20 pm

The free city of Kravolec wrote:
Valiraisia wrote:What do you want me to do about that, take it back down?
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Help! My sibling ate the last piece of cake!

KILL THEM~
jk don't actually thats illegal
help i used an ~ instead of an ! in me helping the an!

I would suggest typing with your thumbs next time.

Help! My cat just ate a ball of yarn!
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Alski
Secretary
 
Posts: 32
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Alski » Sat Dec 24, 2022 6:16 pm

Do the Heimlich maneuver on your cat.
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Help, my hand is stuck in the matrix!
The Empire Federation of Alski. A -228 civilization, according to this index.
A Class 1.6 Civilization according to this index.
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Fortisbellator
Attaché
 
Posts: 79
Founded: Feb 28, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Fortisbellator » Sat Dec 24, 2022 8:28 pm

I’ll dispatch a team of server hamsters to your location right away. They will eat at the matrix and eventually destroy it, freeing your hand. (Or you lose it. Either way, your problem’s solved!)

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Help! I found heroin in my hot chocolate, and I already drank it!
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Furballland
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 146
Founded: Feb 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Furballland » Sat Dec 24, 2022 11:23 pm

Well, you just got high lol, you should drink others, not heroin made.

Help! I lost the match in League of Legends, and i lost my reputation!
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Tuszuvudszkha Deers roaming around and eating what they could find in other homes, besides, we the Furballlandian People, are actively working to create a Liberal Socialist Utopia, and improving lives for working-class citizens, which we kept our promise, and we wanted a stable, and stronger democratic government.
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Enthisea
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Aug 29, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Enthisea » Sun Dec 25, 2022 1:11 am

i will help you win this match :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Help my TV has been broken by my dog!
The Halluvenian Republic of Enthisea
A nation of mixed cultures, and a diverse nation, with a mind of the Halluvenians and home to Alakunia Rainforest

EBC | 5/12/2023
NEWS✉ | Enthisean Students are preparing for their final quarter examination. | Brutal Summers are causing heat stroke among people. | Enthisea recorded the highest temperature recorded, at 39.7°C . | People are now cooling down on public pools, and getting inside the buildings, with cooling system. ||| Weather ⛅ | Volkonia 33.7°C ☀| Karuncamia 38.3°C ☀| Kalunruia 32.6°C ☀| Alakunijuta 22.6°C  ☀| Batruskuma 22.7°C  ☀| Vakunima 22.7°C☀| Orundelina 20.1°C ☀| Injrutama 30.2°C ☀
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Sun Dec 25, 2022 11:32 am

Repair your TV.

Help! THE NS DATABASE BLEW UP and the forums are back with some bugs.
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