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Orifna
Envoy
 
Posts: 238
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Sun Dec 18, 2022 6:10 am

It’s too late now. He’s Clifford cat edition.




911 HELP I CANT STOP LISTENING TO THE FREE BIRD SOLO
Native-born crackhead sun loving American super-nerd living in the Sunshine State with a love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"Quiccckk! SPRRINTTT!"
- Me fr
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Angelsung
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Dec 15, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Angelsung » Sun Dec 18, 2022 6:13 am

Orifna wrote:It’s too late now. He’s Clifford cat edition.




911 HELP I CANT STOP LISTENING TO THE FREE BIRD SOLO


"Did you say birds? So, what's the problem. Would you like an additional bird care kit?"

Hello operator, my pet Bald Eagle has eaten the neighbor's flowers again.
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Ashotu Three
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 390
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashotu Three » Sun Dec 18, 2022 6:32 am

Burn him until he spits it out
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Help! I think People are bullying me on the forums!
The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
Save space for those who need it.

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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Eclipse-0
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jun 17, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Eclipse-0 » Sun Dec 18, 2022 7:13 am

Tell them that you don't consent to be bullied. What are they gonna do? Bully you? Not when you don't consent.

Help! There is a cameraman following me everywhere!
Intertwined Multiverse of Eclipse-0
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Sweden 2022 RP
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Sweden 2022 RP » Sun Dec 18, 2022 8:31 am

Do not go into the bathroom, I repeat, DO NOT GO INTO THE BATHROOM!

Help, I saw Ashotu Three above the AN!
Puppet of Astarter
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Ashotu Three
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 390
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashotu Three » Sun Dec 18, 2022 8:38 am

Im sorry, that's not an emergency.

Help! I can't make a Wikipedia style factbook!
The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
Save space for those who need it.

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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Terminus Station
Diplomat
 
Posts: 577
Founded: Jun 13, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Terminus Station » Sun Dec 18, 2022 8:41 am

go copypaste someones profile.

Help! Fusion reactors cant overcome the third law of thermodynamics!
What happens to a Communist when he/she is given the most work "according to their ability" but are given nothing in return "according to their needs?"
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Gavia Penguis
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Sun Dec 18, 2022 7:05 pm

Well, simply start a petition to repeal the law. Or sue until you find a court that will overturn.

Help! 911, I'm in a loop! Help, 911, I'm in a loop! Help! 911, I'm in a loop!
Die Gedanken sind frei.
Quis ut Deus?
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

911 what's your not emergency?

Postby Experina » Sun Dec 18, 2022 10:33 pm

Then get out of it!

Pi. 3.141592653589793238462
643383279502884197
Last edited by Experina on Sun Dec 18, 2022 10:34 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Sweden 2022 RP
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Sweden 2022 RP » Mon Dec 19, 2022 7:50 am

I dont speak maths

HELP ME, Ashotu replied to my above post and will probably reply to this one too!
Puppet of Astarter
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The Union of Socialist-Soviet Republics
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 161
Founded: Oct 21, 2022
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Union of Socialist-Soviet Republics » Mon Dec 19, 2022 7:53 am

He didn’t!

HELP! My foreskin has been forcibly removed!
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НОВОСТИ
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Beregovoye-41 | Opening of newly constructed bunker and submarine base completed on the Baltic Coast.


Forever stuck in the 80's

The Soviet Union collapsed in 1991. Soviet patriots, hardliners and their families retreated
to the USSR's many underground bunkers, Sealing themselves and continuing the USSR in
a network of Bunkers spanning the entire former USSR surviving 32 years underground
without outside contact.
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Ashotu Three
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 390
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashotu Three » Mon Dec 19, 2022 4:19 pm

We will send an ambulance. ok
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halp I'm behind you, also about to kill you.
The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
Save space for those who need it.

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Mon Dec 19, 2022 11:50 pm

*Pulls out 15 crossbows*

I SHOULD HAD DONE THAT LONG AGO!

*TF2 MINIGUN SOUND*

Help! I did a TF2 REFRENCE!
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Sweden 2022 RP
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Sweden 2022 RP » Tue Dec 20, 2022 3:33 am

Thanks for the nostalgia trip, mr called.

Help, I just got nostalgic!
Puppet of Astarter
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Tue Dec 20, 2022 1:04 pm

Then sell your soul to Santa Claus.

Help! Someone is pissing on Jupiter!
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Agencourt
Attaché
 
Posts: 88
Founded: May 25, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Agencourt » Tue Dec 20, 2022 1:15 pm

Don't worry, the vacuum of space will handle that.

Help! I can't write good news headlines!
A 14 civilization, according to this index.
W.A. Rep.: Ambassador Adrien White
Name:void
Note: Diplomat-for-hire.
La Serenissima Republicca di Agencour

The Agencourt Dispatch:  Outbreak of Ash Plague contained to City District 8, Dept. of Health to open emergency treatment centers |  The Doge's Palace: "The Doge will be retiring from public appearances for a few weeks. We apologise for the inconvenience." | Signoria passes repeal of Immigration Quota Act 168-26 | Hildegard von Basel, famous pacifist agitator, nominated to chair the Diplomatic Committee
NSStats are traitors. Execution method: Defenestration. Foods of the World Multiverse IS taking requests. TG/read factbook for details.
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Ashotu Three
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 390
Founded: Nov 20, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashotu Three » Tue Dec 20, 2022 6:37 pm

Turn your head into a line!
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Help I might have to close my thread because people are using it to flame me!
The Paradise Of Ashotu
Remember TET is NS Yggdrasil.
A lil peaceful Japanese nation : P
Save space for those who need it.

NS stats are not canon.
Visit Our Beautiful Nation!

♠ say hi to jim
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Kaywell
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Oct 27, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Kaywell » Tue Dec 20, 2022 6:40 pm

Just dump water on your computer.

Help!!!! Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bulb?????
-The Kingdom of Kaywell-
"For the everlasting glory of Uingffh!"

A future tech nation consisting of the Ingffhaestian triple star system and its 50 colonies (+3 classified systems used for superweapon development).
All NS stats are canon unless contradicted by this nation's information here.

Tabulons > Humans
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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Tue Dec 20, 2022 8:26 pm

Wait who's Joe?
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HELP!!! I just got tricked into getting trolled!
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.
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Dantek
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Sep 30, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dantek » Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:12 pm

Haha nerd


HELP THERE IS A GIANT KIRBY PLUSH CHASING ME
Certified nerd
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Wed Dec 21, 2022 2:11 am

Can't you just kill it?
Help! I have brain damage!!!
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Kaywell
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Oct 27, 2022
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Kaywell » Thu Dec 22, 2022 12:48 am

If you really had brain damage, you wouldn't be calling.

Help! I'm me!
-The Kingdom of Kaywell-
"For the everlasting glory of Uingffh!"

A future tech nation consisting of the Ingffhaestian triple star system and its 50 colonies (+3 classified systems used for superweapon development).
All NS stats are canon unless contradicted by this nation's information here.

Tabulons > Humans
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Pontbridge
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Oct 10, 2006
Anarchy

Postby Pontbridge » Thu Dec 22, 2022 12:53 am

Kaywell wrote:If you really had brain damage, you wouldn't be calling.

Help! I'm me!

But thou art thee?

Help, my thread is on fire!
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Kashimura
Envoy
 
Posts: 237
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Kashimura » Thu Dec 22, 2022 2:30 am

Have you tried it on ice instead?

Hello, police? If the Police police police police Police police, how do I know who polices Police police police?!
⛔️ OUR IMPERIAL FACTBOOKS ARE UNDER ⛔️
⛔️ CONSTRUCTION! ⛔️
⚠️ Currently operating WIP factbooks. ⚠️
This empire DOES NOT use NSStats, but it does guide its own NSStats to better fit the nation.

An 11.75 civilization, according to this index.
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Korea SCR Card Farmer
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Dec 22, 2022
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Korea SCR Card Farmer » Thu Dec 22, 2022 2:33 am

Kashimura wrote:Have you tried it on ice instead?

Hello, police? If the Police police police police Police police, how do I know who polices Police police police?!

what?

PLEASE HELP, MY FARMED CARDS ESCAPED
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