911 what's your not emergency?

[Procrast]

Did you not get Youtube Premium? Why because it's too expensive? Well if you enter my code "YT911" when purchasing, you'll get to purchase Youtube premium for a whole year for half the price!.

Help! I was just karaoke-ing with my mates until these buff yakuza dudes just start cheering me on outta nowhere!

[Past beans]

cheer them on in response.

help! my Christmas tree is hostile!

[Ozeanreisende]

Check if there are any living things inside it we get those at the dispatch place!
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Surfs up DUDE like man.............. chill out with these sugar powderz.. they make you fligh H I G H *gunshots are heard in the backround and then a police offcier comes up and* Dont worry i killed the druggie
(BN please respond to the druggie and not the officer but also respond to the gunshots)

[Experina]

Uhh what are you doing


Help! I sent my Duolingo Plushie to Space!

[Ozeanreisende]

actually thats good now duolingo bird cant spy on you to see if you did your spanish lessons
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HELP!!!! duolingo bird is coming for me

[Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations]

Sorry, there is nothing we can do about it.


Help me! there is a big fat man who has broken into my house and is eating all of my milk and cookies!

[Experina]

kill hi-

Oh right he's santa.

Give him a million cookies

Help! duolingo bird is coming for me!

[Ozeanreisende]

SHUT! we have already dealt with this just deal with it yourself! *hangs up*
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*breathing noises*

[Experina]

Sir. Are you ok?

Help! I randomly ended up in heaven!

[Luna Bean]

Excuse me, but if you are in heaven then how are you calling?

Help, I just lost The Game. You know, the one you lose when you think about it.

[Cataleenia]

You just made me lose too! Now go and listen to WHAM’s ‘Last Christmas’ so you lose Whamageddon too!

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Help! I haven’t lost whamageddon yet! How is that possible?

[Experina]

I don't know what is that but just find it.


Help! I need help with cleaning up my bed. It's too dirty. It's in need of emergency cleaning

[Diarcesia]

I don't know what is that but just find it.


Help! I need help with cleaning up my bed. It's too dirty. It's in need of emergency cleaning

Yes, I can do that. But what will you do when you have no more problems?


Help! I just realized that I might have been better off never starting this article. But now it’s too late, and I need help...

[Procrast]

"Can you lock the forum? I dunno, just ignore it and go live your life outside of NS."

"Help, I'm addicted to virtual idols!"

[The west sussexian empire]

"Help, I'm addicted to virtual idols!"

try eating pizza with no pineapple

HELP MY DICK IS CONSTIPATED
MY HOUSE HAS ALSO GOTTEN UP AND WALKED AWAY AND NORTH KOREA IS THREATINING TO DROP A NUKE ON MY HEAD!!!!!!

[Experina]

Dude. Chill out. I'm sure it will be fine.


911. It seems I'm in the backrooms. OH GOD THERE'S A MONSTER CHASING M-

*Creepy sounds for a while*

Yes! I managed to fist fight that monster hopefully nothing will go wrong----

*More creepy noises*

Did I just noclip out of the backrooms?

*Help! I destroyed earth with a thermonuclear waffle*

*Help They are taking me to Brazil*

*Help I haven't done my japanese lessons in Duolingo in a month!*

This seems like the timeline for all the emergencys. Right 911? Do you remember these emergencys?.

Wait all of those emergencies were connected? Somehow?

*Help! I'm being chased by a Nico's nextbot*
Is this it the timeline of the emergencys?
*Synthwave Music begins playing*
Why do I see synthwave.

*Appears that I'm in the synthwave world*

Wow. So beautiful. I feel great. This doesn't seem like level 2 of the backrooms. This seems like a good place to live in.

But I wonder. How do I have the phone? That I use to call 911 everywhere.

*Glitch Noises* Oh god the timeline is glitching! How do I fix it!

[Luna Bean]

Alright, sounds like you are having a bad time, but I have a solution for you. You just have to stop having problems.

Help, a teal platypus showed up, and usually when that happens Perry comes to stop my plan to take over the Tri-State Area! Wait, why am I calling the police about this?

[Fazbear Entertainment]

Don't worry we are sending animal control to help you... wait you are trying to do what?

Help, I keep forgetting to work on one of my factbooks

[Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations]

Okay. We will tell the local fisherman to yell at you to work on your factbooks.



9-1-1? Lebron James just broke into my house and offered me a Sprite Cranberry!

[Gavia Penguis]

Don't panic. Just put on Space Jam 2, that should embarrass him out of your house.

Help! I cut my thumb turning a page of paper!

[Experina]

Don't worry it will regrow

HELP! I ACCIDENTLY LANDED IN OHIO

[Ozeanreisende]

A moment of silence for this victim of ohio
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*never gonna give you up plays*

[Procrast]

*plays "Bury the Light" in retaliation*

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Have you seen Fond Lin?

[Luna Bean]

No I have not, I haven't even heard of it

911, I need to know what Fond Lin is now!

[Experina]

We are giving his address at this exact moment

Help! My Cat just ate an entire apartment!