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Diarcesia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6311
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Diarcesia » Sat Dec 03, 2022 6:50 pm

StrayaRoos wrote:sends 50,000 womble cards
that should work i guess

help! milton keynes is merging with australia and Ohio,and emus and cassowaries are attacking me!

Send a Sinnoh dinosaur

What do I do with an evil, demonic clown that has kidnapped my brother?
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Australia 2022 rp
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Sep 24, 2022
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australia 2022 rp » Sat Dec 03, 2022 7:18 pm

hahaha, I’m that clown.






help there’s a pineapple in my house
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25677
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Sat Dec 03, 2022 9:39 pm

Eat it. **Plays Weird Al Yankovic**

9-1-1 Help, I started playing Weird Al Yankovic's "Eat It" in response to the previous caller with the pineapple, and now I have that song stuck in my head
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
I would love to commission infrastructure in Australia. If anyone knows how I, as a lay person, could do so, please TG me. I'm dead serious
We're closer in time to 2050 than 1950

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Cachard Calia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 542
Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Sat Dec 03, 2022 9:47 pm

Play Amish Paradise

Help Amish Paradise is stuck in my head!
A communist democracy spreading over RL China, Russia, Mongolia, Scandinavia, and the 'Stans
Tier 11 Type 7 Class 0.714285
LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
Marxist transgender lesbian with depression
We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
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This is Bunny. Copy and paste him into your sig to help him gain world domination.
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I need to type this out on something with more special characters
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Sat Dec 03, 2022 11:46 pm

stop playing amish paradise forever and Just go do something useful to society

911 SOMEONE IS PISSING LAVAAA!
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Tue Dec 06, 2022 1:02 am

can yall wake the hell up
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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Tue Dec 06, 2022 4:57 am

Experina wrote:stop playing amish paradise forever and Just go do something useful to society

911 SOMEONE IS PISSING LAVAAA!


Just pour water.

I watched some one piece memes and now Kanye's song "Dark Fantasy" is stuck in my head!
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.
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Australia 2022 rp
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Sep 24, 2022
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australia 2022 rp » Tue Dec 06, 2022 2:53 pm

Play welcome to my mine



help now welcome to my mine is stuck instead my head
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Ozeanreisende
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Tue Dec 06, 2022 2:56 pm

Try blasting Marriah carry's "all i want for Christmas is you" into your ears!
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HELP THE SONG "all i want for Christmas is you" IS EVERYWHERE HECK IT EVEN REPLACED THE MENU IN THE RESTAURANT (sorry for caps)
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Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
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Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Bededonia
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Posts: 12
Founded: May 04, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Bededonia » Tue Dec 06, 2022 2:58 pm

please help me i posted my opinion of the blue bird app
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Ozeanreisende
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Tue Dec 06, 2022 2:59 pm

/still me you didnt answer my call
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Tue Dec 06, 2022 10:44 pm

Uhh what have you done?

Help! My western ally established puppet states after end of a world war!
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Loli Christians
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Aug 23, 2022
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Loli Christians » Tue Dec 06, 2022 10:46 pm

I don’t see the problem here. They’re YOUR allies after all :eyebrow:

HELP! I just lost a game of Pokémon against my nephew
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Cavirfi
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1158
Founded: Feb 28, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Cavirfi » Tue Dec 06, 2022 10:53 pm

Why did you call 911 for this? Settle this with your nephew!

911, my foot got stuck in a hole on the floor
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Procrast
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 06, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Procrast » Tue Dec 06, 2022 11:59 pm

Try asking the nearest topologist to prove the holeom the floor is not a hole.

Help, I can't stop dancing in a disco because it's a friday night.
I'm here to procrastinate just like many of you probably. 
Look at factbooks but feel free to headcanon missing bits and all ns stats are canon, unless you don't want it to be idk.
May or may not be an alt.
Although this is my kingdom come, the flag is DEFINITELY just some paint spilled on a black background.
Yes, Sans is now the official leader of Procrast.
Contrary to some people might believe, I am not a furry.
I definitely don't know how I should make this nation, I'm just winging it to be honest.
Definitely not gonna wrangle with the BBCode right now, because too much effort.
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Wed Dec 07, 2022 12:51 am

Did you forget it's Friday the 13th?

אצלו אני בטעות שנתי שפה כתיבה לעברית

(Help! I accidentally changed my writing language to Hebrew!)
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Sweden 2022 RP
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Sweden 2022 RP » Wed Dec 07, 2022 2:20 am

Just don't talk to any Germans

Pleh, I denrut ym srdow dnuord!

(Help, I turned my words around)
Puppet of Astarter
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Past beans
Envoy
 
Posts: 309
Founded: Jan 11, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Past beans » Wed Dec 07, 2022 9:46 am

give them peanuts and persuade them to be normal.

help! my toast burned my toaster!
National games are forcefully ended after contestants push a can of beans around instead of playing.
Ducks escape zoo and terrorize people at the beach.
Robber found stuck in toilet by beanie police, one flushed said toilet.
Who is kraven anyway?
Antifa are the real fascists.
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Past beans
Envoy
 
Posts: 309
Founded: Jan 11, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Past beans » Wed Dec 07, 2022 9:46 am

give them peanuts and persuade them to be normal.

help! my toast burned my toaster!
National games are forcefully ended after contestants push a can of beans around instead of playing.
Ducks escape zoo and terrorize people at the beach.
Robber found stuck in toilet by beanie police, one flushed said toilet.
Who is kraven anyway?
Antifa are the real fascists.
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Wed Dec 07, 2022 10:12 am

Then burn the toast. Get the joke! Burn the toaster!

Help! AAN Stole my cat!
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Wed Dec 07, 2022 10:48 am

Steal their dog.


9-1-1? Can I have a large pepperoni pizza with a side of garlic bread and a 16 ounce diet coke?
A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


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The Age of Utopia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 29, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Age of Utopia » Wed Dec 07, 2022 11:17 am

Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations wrote:Steal their dog.


9-1-1? Can I have a large pepperoni pizza with a side of garlic bread and a 16 ounce diet coke?


Sure, but you have to buy me one too. I'll be waiting for you to deliver.




I need someone to come eradicate the time-traveling rodents that live in my walls and spy on me to the deep state.
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Free Kathen
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: May 05, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Free Kathen » Wed Dec 07, 2022 1:22 pm

The Age of Utopia wrote:
Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations wrote:-Snip-

Eh, it's probably fine. I wouldn't worry about it. I am a normal human man and not several rats from the future in a trench coat.

Help, I can't of in the cold food of out hot the eat food!
-Holy Commonwealth of Free Kathen Peoples-
"One God, No Masters!"
Theos greet thee and love thee
-NEWS FROM THE FRONT-
THERAN SPY FOUND IN URU, AWAITING PEOPLE'S TRIAL. TENSIONS RISING? | 17 SURVIVORS OF ELLASAR MASSACRE FOUND IN ARQUTTU PLANES, TAKEN TO SAFETY. SITUATION STILL ONGOING.
Free Kathen does not necessarily represent my personal views. NS stats eaten by bears after threatening a prophet. Language used is Akkadian/Babylonian.
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Ozeanreisende
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jul 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Ozeanreisende » Wed Dec 07, 2022 4:54 pm

What could you repeat that?!
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Ei- Yu gurrna guam hlup *burp* birfa an i dont know *burp* jugs
Ozeanreisende embassy program
Ozeanreisende, a quintiple melting pot of German, English, French, Spanish and danish culture | IRL: I'm a Canadian and my favourite country is Australia | A Class 0.857 Civilization according to this index | Buy military equipment here https://www.nationstates.net/nation=oze ... id=1787474
Ozeanreisende News
Ozeanreisende leaves the ODP to pursue armed neutrality (switzerland moment)
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Thu Dec 08, 2022 1:35 am

Did. you- just- just- Drink Too Much? I sespect you should just get in the coffin

Help! someone is choking and I don't know how to do CPR! I'm watching a youtube video how to do it but THERE IS 9 GOD DAM F*CKING ADS
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