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Meguminsk
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Posts: 64
Founded: Feb 13, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Meguminsk » Wed Nov 30, 2022 9:39 am

it's too late to do anything at this point. say your prayers and make peace with family members.
help I got stuck in the washing machine and my stepbro is slowly approaching me!!
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「 God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 」
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Kurdistan 2022 rp
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Nov 05, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Kurdistan 2022 rp » Wed Nov 30, 2022 9:39 am

Meguminsk wrote:just travel back in time and stop yourself from giving a motivational speech, easy claps, gg.
help I got stuck in the washing machine and my stepbro is slowly approaching me!!


sorry ninja'd you

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Oppressthemville
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Nov 24, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Oppressthemville » Wed Nov 30, 2022 9:40 am

“Sir, we lost another one, may he rest in peace”

Help, Heimdall just blew the Gjallarhorn!!!
Queen Lettuce, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, France, and Ireland, Defender of the Faith
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Meguminsk
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 64
Founded: Feb 13, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Meguminsk » Wed Nov 30, 2022 9:40 am

Kurdistan 2022 rp wrote:
Meguminsk wrote:just travel back in time and stop yourself from giving a motivational speech, easy claps, gg.
help I got stuck in the washing machine and my stepbro is slowly approaching me!!


sorry ninja'd you

/skip

nah it's all good /skip
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Oateria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 187
Founded: Aug 02, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Oateria » Wed Nov 30, 2022 9:43 am

Sounds like a personal problem. Use duct tape.

Someone stole my copy of Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
18 y/o Christian Liberal yinzer who likes video games, writing, and baseball.


Senatorial Badger Republic of Oateria
Proud liberal democratic republic, loves badgers, baseball, burgers, freedom. Very famous for its cultural and computer hardware/software exports.
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:06 pm

Well steal it back.

Help! I keep losing in deltarune!
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Sweden 2022 RP
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Sweden 2022 RP » Thu Dec 01, 2022 4:46 am

I’d give up at this point

Help, nothing is wrong!
Puppet of Astarter
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Pennyslov
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 128
Founded: Jul 18, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Pennyslov » Thu Dec 01, 2022 6:27 am

Then Why Did You Call 911 (Or 112 Where I Live)?

Help, Why Am I Blocked From Editing Wikipedia?
Do Not Post Advice In My Forum Posts!

An Incredible Idea To Ban Vegans/Vegetarians Or Eating Fruits/Vegetables! That Is Proof That Global Warming Is Great!

ONP News Pennyslov: Mayo Gong's Application To Join The Ovan Legislative Was Rejected|Police Officer Is Wrongly Accused Of Veganism And Was Put On Death Row|Ovan Monkey Is Extinct|
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Rhanukhan
Envoy
 
Posts: 246
Founded: Mar 28, 2004
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Rhanukhan » Thu Dec 01, 2022 7:07 am

Come on, we all know what you were going to type in there - it was never going to pass!

I'm logged into NS while at work - what if somebody notices?!
Halfway between Venus and Mars
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:44 am

Just say your simulating a nation if your a scientist


Help! I keep thinking of nothing
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Kurdistan 2022 rp
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Nov 05, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Kurdistan 2022 rp » Thu Dec 01, 2022 9:50 am

then use your brain

HELP OHIO IS AFTER ME !1!!!!1!!!!!!!11
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Bardarus
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Jun 25, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bardarus » Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:39 am

Ohio is actually a good place to live sir, it is affordable and cheap too.

911 HELP, Russia wants to take all of our base and we are full of Ukranian refugees!!!!
Proud vassal empire of the Imperium of Man since 701.M41
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Anarchic Commune of Wojtek Poland
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Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 30, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Anarchic Commune of Wojtek Poland » Thu Dec 01, 2022 12:51 pm

Become a anarchy then we will help

Help, Ohio and Brazil have teamed up
NS stats non-cannon

Don't take this nation seriously it is not meant to be taken seriously.

I got the idea for this after I found out that you can make Wojtek the king of Poland in HoI IV and decided to make a nation based on that but with extreme randomness and a tiny bit of lore

ACWP News: German ambassador to Gran Columbia found dead in a alley, German Argentina militarizes border with Gran Columbia claiming it to be a training exercise; Anarchist Groups in Russia call for help in the 2nd Russian Civil War.


Poland in a universe where things when very differently after WW1 mainly the fact a portal opened in Poland giving them 21st century technology, and a machine that can can create almost anything
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Gavia Penguis
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Posts: 17
Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Thu Dec 01, 2022 1:49 pm

Shelter in place, now.

Help! Watching the World Cup on American Television has made me hate American soccer commentators!
Die Gedanken sind frei.
Quis ut Deus?
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:35 am

F*ck watching the show go watch ourtube or something

Help! I time travelled to 1919 to where treaty of Versailles was signed and moved a chair.

And After that made the timeline completely opposite!

Hitler in UK

France being the Italy of UK

Germany being UK

Italy being France!

How do I reverse the timeline
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Washington-Columbia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 412
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:37 am

Give your past self a 5-minute timeout before he went to 1919 and hide the time machine.


Help, I spilled my soy milk!
CBC N5 Weekly News:
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#REVIVEPERMASPIKE
If you are an "True American" or a Patriot, then you shouldn't be flying a Confederate flag, endorsing attacks on civil rights, or supporting Putinist Russia.
SHUT UP [names of people who unironically support Nazi Germany], YOURE NOT AN SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE An EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO, IL
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Xitizian States
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Jun 22, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Xitizian States » Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:30 pm

How do you milk a soybean...?

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Help, im unable to read!
Jacobinean Union of Xitizian States
Unione Jacobiniano degli Stati Xitiziani
NS States are kinda canon idrk
We speak Italian.
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:03 pm

Good for you once you read you can't unread it

Help!

How do I sleep
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Gavia Penguis
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Sat Dec 03, 2022 2:35 am

Have you tried bashing your head against your headboard?

Help!
I worry over situations I know will be alright.
Die Gedanken sind frei.
Quis ut Deus?
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Sat Dec 03, 2022 1:00 pm

Stop worrying about it


Help! I'm traveling faster then light and I'm creating time paradoxes!
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Mologiland
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Jan 03, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Mologiland » Sat Dec 03, 2022 4:01 pm

You're breaking the speed limit! Slow down!

Help! I've been locked into a room by a police officer!
he/they/it
This nation mostly represents my real life political views.
My puppets are Baddo Darklands, The Lunatic Cult, Cremorne and Farney, Koopa Castle and PEKKA War
Do not assume NSStats.
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StrayaRoos
Diplomat
 
Posts: 939
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby StrayaRoos » Sat Dec 03, 2022 4:04 pm

oh well,rest in pieces mate

HELP MY EMU FROM OHIO IS KILLING ME!!!!!
СтраяРус ❤️ Україна
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Mynation
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 30, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Mynation » Sat Dec 03, 2022 4:07 pm

Of all the eldritch horrors Ohio has, emus are not one of them. We'll have to send in the Australians to deal with thus.
there is a female vaporeon here help
In the year negative a billion Mynation might not have been here.

In the year 2019 it was available, and I sniped it.

Now we have Mynation as it is known today.
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Stephastan
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Stephastan » Sat Dec 03, 2022 4:25 pm

Use a flareon to defeat it

No card packs are appearing after I answer issues Help me NSG ambulance plz.
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StrayaRoos
Diplomat
 
Posts: 939
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby StrayaRoos » Sat Dec 03, 2022 5:57 pm

sends 50,000 womble cards
that should work i guess

help! milton keynes is merging with australia and Ohio,and emus and cassowaries are attacking me!
СтраяРус ❤️ Україна
Hosting (Sports):ARWC5,AODICC2 (with Avorago)
Victories (Sports):AODICC2 Runner Up as Uppen Nasa,ARWC5 4th Placer,AVBF Sevens Bowl Winner
Member of The Card Gardens,World Cup Committee,International Basketball Organisation
WorldVision Committee member WV106-Present
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