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Mynamiam
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Posts: 0
Founded: Oct 29, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Mynamiam » Fri Nov 25, 2022 8:13 pm

Tell them to say Russia

Help, my tree is stuck on a cat!
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Scytharum
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 179
Founded: Jun 24, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Scytharum » Fri Nov 25, 2022 8:20 pm

"Get out your chainsaw, and rev it three times, until it scares the tree enough to get off the cat, though it probably won't land on its roots so you can call the Mayor's Office for its subsequent removal."

"Help me, the K-Pop fangirls are chasing me because I said that BTS was 'mid'!"
The United Commonwealths of Scytharum

Welcome to the home of all the cheese you could ever dream of! Scytharum has many vacation spots, protected civil liberties, a strong and capable military, philanthropic charity from the wealthy to the poor, and many economic opportunities to go alongside its rich cheese and richer culture! Get yourself some Scythian cheese today and indulge in the cheddar capital of the world!
| Russian military drills in Sea of Okhotsk raise concerns from Manchuria | Amazonas "Hoarding too many capybaras", says GGL Leader Erica Wilhelm | Vilnius riots suppressed by German Military Police | Scythian Humanitarian Aid sent to Haiti, Mississippi after recent Hurricane Carl
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Cachard Calia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 542
Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Fri Nov 25, 2022 8:32 pm

It is though

Help! PSY is mid!
A communist democracy spreading over RL China, Russia, Mongolia, Scandinavia, and the 'Stans
Tier 11 Type 7 Class 0.714285
LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
Marxist transgender lesbian with depression
We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
(\__/)
(='.'=)
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This is Bunny. Copy and paste him into your sig to help him gain world domination.
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Sat Nov 26, 2022 1:20 am

Uhh what is psy.


Help! Some random guy has released the lions and they are now coming for ME!
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Furballland
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Posts: 146
Founded: Feb 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Furballland » Sat Nov 26, 2022 1:24 am

Gimme the rarity i deserved

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Help! i anted to do something to reach me some rarity that i really wanted!
Tuszuvudszkha Deers roaming around and eating what they could find in other homes, besides, we the Furballlandian People, are actively working to create a Liberal Socialist Utopia, and improving lives for working-class citizens, which we kept our promise, and we wanted a stable, and stronger democratic government.
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Free Stalliongrad
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 411
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Free Stalliongrad » Sat Nov 26, 2022 4:41 am

Do you want it in the shape of a plushie or something?

911, how do I get into that cool religious cult where you eat the flesh of your God?
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Sat Nov 26, 2022 11:42 am

Uhh *insert shotgun sounds*

Simpley. You don't


Help! I'm trapped in the oversimplified universe! How do I get out!
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Sun Nov 27, 2022 7:47 am

This message is intended to get people to wake up and answer my emergency
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Sweden 2022 RP
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Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Sweden 2022 RP » Mon Nov 28, 2022 3:29 am

That sounds like a you problem. Besides, oversimplified is awesome.

Help, I'm being attacked by a sentient dolphin!
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Cachard Calia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 542
Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Mon Nov 28, 2022 5:26 am

Sending a sentient orca to your location

Help! Just help!
A communist democracy spreading over RL China, Russia, Mongolia, Scandinavia, and the 'Stans
Tier 11 Type 7 Class 0.714285
LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
Marxist transgender lesbian with depression
We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him into your sig to help him gain world domination.
( j *  R * ) j_____|__|_

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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:59 pm

Hey Alexa play crab rave


Help! They are taking me to brazil!

*Insert loud scream*
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Barks Nivvlla
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Barks Nivvlla » Mon Nov 28, 2022 4:06 pm

Sorry I can’t help you




Help my maple syrup went to Brazil!
Waffles anyone?
Here is menu:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1779506
2 different Rp realities
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Orifna
Envoy
 
Posts: 238
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Tue Nov 29, 2022 7:58 pm

Alert the Canadians of the maple syrup emergency.




Help! I’m being tied up to a rocket by Jebedia Kerman and he’s shouting nonsense at me!
Native-born crackhead sun loving American super-nerd living in the Sunshine State with a love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"Quiccckk! SPRRINTTT!"
- Me fr
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Cachard Calia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 542
Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Tue Nov 29, 2022 8:09 pm

Throw a booster on the rocket

Help! I dunno what crab rave is!
A communist democracy spreading over RL China, Russia, Mongolia, Scandinavia, and the 'Stans
Tier 11 Type 7 Class 0.714285
LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
Marxist transgender lesbian with depression
We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him into your sig to help him gain world domination.
( j *  R * ) j_____|__|_

I need to type this out on something with more special characters
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Tue Nov 29, 2022 10:02 pm

Wow. what a shame. Just look up popular memes of 2017 and you might know what it is


Help! I was born in the middle of 2 Generations!

Some people think that generation z ends at 2012

But another group thinks Generation z ends at 2009! Meaning generation alpha starts at 2010! WHAT DO I TO NOT BE BORN IN 2 GENERATIONS!
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Skelleftella
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skelleftella » Tue Nov 29, 2022 11:04 pm

Let' say you are generation Z-Alpha, the fusion of gen Z and gen Alpha
Problem solved, genius, I know.

Help I accidentally make the current British Prime Minister resigned, triggering another crisis in their government!
The United Northern Kingdom of Skelleftella
"There is no smaller minority than an individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim themselves as the defender of the minority."
Member of the Liberal Democratic Union
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NS policies and stats that does not contradicted with my factbooks and dispatches are canon, and NS classification can go to hell.
My actual political views
Your local demibisexual furry :3 OwO UwU
r/furrieswithguns is a based subreddit
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Yutalica
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Nov 29, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Yutalica » Tue Nov 29, 2022 11:13 pm

Just solve, by the way I'm a police not the government just fix the crisis ya dum dum




Help! I accidentally killed someone
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Sweden 2022 RP
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Sweden 2022 RP » Wed Nov 30, 2022 3:43 am

They probably deserved it

Help me, some rich guy is showing me his money!
Puppet of Astarter
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The Budget Holy Romans
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Sep 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Budget Holy Romans » Wed Nov 30, 2022 3:47 am

Take it and go, he's trying to taunt you with his riches. Crime? Forget all of that, just take and go, boy.

Help, someone's destroying the fish market!
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Tummylandia and Susistan
Envoy
 
Posts: 233
Founded: Aug 20, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Wed Nov 30, 2022 3:51 am

OH DEAR, MY TILAPIA!

911, 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, I want to report a disturbance please, it's a domestic issue.
string cheese
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Sweden 2022 RP
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Sweden 2022 RP » Wed Nov 30, 2022 4:05 am

I don't remember asking to be honest

Oh my god, help, I saw a flying bird!
Puppet of Astarter
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Wed Nov 30, 2022 5:10 am

STUPID

Help! I asked someone to name all undertale AUS.

Now they are flooding nationstates with AUS!
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Orifna
Envoy
 
Posts: 238
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Wed Nov 30, 2022 9:29 am

Fight the Undertale AUs with NationStates Countryball AUs!



HELP! I'M BEING ABSORBED BY A SLIME!
Native-born crackhead sun loving American super-nerd living in the Sunshine State with a love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"Quiccckk! SPRRINTTT!"
- Me fr
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DeMoNiC sAtAn
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 126
Founded: Oct 06, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby DeMoNiC sAtAn » Wed Nov 30, 2022 9:35 am

TAKE OVER ITS MIND! I BELIEVE IN YOU!

Help! I just gave a motivational speech!
Hello. I live in a place in this world. Or do I?
Read meh factbooks. They contain all meh lore.
Ceremonial Chant: POTATO! CARROT! NUKES! AND A HOUSEPLANT!
Latest Bad Idea: Try and finish two month-long projects in under 24 hours. I did it once, this is part 2.
Me according to F7: Ted the Satanist ranch-obsessive politics nerd.
Ex-meme nation, lore-making met procrastination
Current Pronouns: they/them
Askyclerollll. All hail askyclerol.
tAsTe tHe DeTeRgeNt.
Potatotatotato. Potota. Niurskirsi! potata. Think of screaming. There is rat. Barin. Brainbrainbrain. Snaisnailsnailsnail. Clooooooooosed captions.
voldemort saying give me harry potter style:
give meeee bobaaa teaaa
giveeee meee brownsugarmilkteawithlessicehalfsugar
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Kurdistan 2022 rp
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Nov 05, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Kurdistan 2022 rp » Wed Nov 30, 2022 9:38 am

wdym it didn't motivate me



HELP i"M BEING DRAGEDD TO OHIO!!!!!11!11!!!
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