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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:45 pm

Broke? More like broken

Help! I'm going to collap-

*Insert table breaking sound effect*
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Polonium
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Oct 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Polonium » Tue Nov 15, 2022 1:39 am

Go to Home Depot to buy a new table! Oh wait, you're dead.

Help, some guy named Magellan is trying to take over my land
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THE STATE OF POLONIUM
Six hundred years of war, diplomacy and destruction
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Trilanian
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 17, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Trilanian » Tue Nov 15, 2022 5:26 am

If you're living in the 1500's, give it to him. Trust me. He won't live enough to enjoy it.

HELP! I tried to bring "Civilization and Democracy" to a neighbouring nation, but they are defending themselves...
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Skelleftella
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skelleftella » Tue Nov 15, 2022 5:35 am

Call a nation named "The United States of America"
They will surely solve your problem but you must lie to them by saying there's an oil in their country, otherwise it won't work.

Help, I accidentally revived the USSR
The United Northern Kingdom of Skelleftella
"There is no smaller minority than an individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim themselves as the defender of the minority."
Member of the Liberal Democratic Union
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NS policies and stats that does not contradicted with my factbooks and dispatches are canon, and NS classification can go to hell.
My actual political views
Your local demibisexual furry :3 OwO UwU
r/furrieswithguns is a based subreddit
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Barks Nivvlla
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Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Barks Nivvlla » Tue Nov 15, 2022 5:38 am

Thermonuclear waffle in bound in 5…4…3…2…1…




Help I destroyed Asia!
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Waffles anyone?
Here is menu:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1779506
2 different Rp realities
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New Treyland
Envoy
 
Posts: 226
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Treyland » Tue Nov 15, 2022 6:45 am

Destroy Europe as a sacrificial offering.

Help, this table's speaking to me!
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Tue Nov 15, 2022 8:39 am

Well then do something to table.


Help! Inflation exists!
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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Tue Nov 15, 2022 9:41 am

We are dispatching a voodo economist to your location. Please stay on the phone.


Help! I didn't pay my taxes and my house is being besieged by the Feds! (Wait, maybe calling 9-1-1 wasn't the best idea.)
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Andronya
Envoy
 
Posts: 307
Founded: Aug 14, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Andronya » Tue Nov 15, 2022 6:00 pm

Get your guns and KOWABUNGA IT IS!!!

Help, I have three projects to finish and I can't work on any of them because of my team.
Andronya: Your tropical, right-wing libertarian paradise.
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Barks Nivvlla
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Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Barks Nivvlla » Tue Nov 15, 2022 6:19 pm

Just do it





Help someone is doing everything for everyone
Waffles anyone?
Here is menu:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1779506
2 different Rp realities
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Thu Nov 17, 2022 8:38 am

Uhh what do I do what do I do.

*Hangs up*


Help! Someone made a VR set that kills people and now people are S**iding using it!
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4546-B
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 08, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby 4546-B » Thu Nov 17, 2022 8:43 am

Just make Sword Art Online into a thing, make people do the work to do that.


Help I am all out of power cells and my gaint sub and mech are all out of power... I killed a Ghost Leviathan and then that happened.
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The PDA said I should do something to not get lonely so here I am... I don't know how I am able to access the internet all the way out here but I can.

Log N3: Well I didn't plan to get the rest of the TSF involved this early, at least the Frontiersmen are going to be delayed. It seems like they have found out that I have been using the Phasegates to move the Kharaa from system to system and from station to colony back to station. I might actually take control of the colonies affected by the Kharaa and actually help the people affected... I am not sure yet.


Trans-System Federation News
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Storalia
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Posts: 122
Founded: Dec 15, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Storalia » Thu Nov 17, 2022 8:48 am

4546-B wrote:Just make Sword Art Online into a thing, make people do the work to do that.


Help I am all out of power cells and my gaint sub and mech are all out of power... I killed a Ghost Leviathan and then that happened.


Gesundheit.

Help, I have no idea what the last 911 caller just said.
No step on snek. :>
The Church of Satan wrote:
Pretty Much God wrote:Well they do, just inside of Potato Alliance

Don't give a non-existent faction credit for our achievements. Since 4AM (EST) The Potato Alliance has worked around the clock to exact its revenge on The Horsemen. UPPERCUT has played no part in this. It is just the raging fury of countless potatoes.
Canonically now named Storal.
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Thu Nov 17, 2022 8:57 am

Work at 911

Help! I was born in Afghanistan! Get me out of this curse!
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Thu Nov 17, 2022 10:24 pm

Someone answer my emergency.
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Aguila de Oro
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Jun 03, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Aguila de Oro » Thu Nov 17, 2022 10:49 pm

"i have sent another milita to overthrow the government."

i forgot how to cook instant noodles.
"Nature's hardships shall make those who go through impossible to shatter until their dying breath."
-Cain Lenoeses, c. 1854

NS stats arent canon lol

if you want to look at factbooks, let me make your 3 minutes of reading easier
also too lazy to capitalize my sentences
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The Democratic State Of Josora
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jun 21, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Democratic State Of Josora » Thu Nov 17, 2022 10:55 pm

Eat them raw

My homemade FREEDOM MAKER 69®©™ isn't working!
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Second Peenadian
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 101
Founded: Dec 10, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Second Peenadian » Thu Nov 17, 2022 10:57 pm

Plug it into your mouth


amogus coming into my house !!!!1111!!!!!111!!1!11 :shock:
why i love F7 thing, its funny. Doesnt like in both types of RPers (Tryharder and Godmodder)
The AI Authoritarian of Peenadian
Year:2592
i use NS Stats (some i dont care about the NS Stats), i use NS Stats for Region RP
i am NOT proud being RP issue gamer
NEWSAI governor become nation-wide meme|Housing in Peenadian becoming problem, Underground City builded|HighLand Subway malfuncted for 38 minutes 19 seconds|Having plants on your house at Peenadian is compulsory

Officially called Peenadian, Second Peenadian is an old nation that no longer exist (we're in 13th Peenadian)
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Comicsland
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Posts: 166
Founded: Apr 26, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Comicsland » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:04 pm

Call an emergency meeting and vote him out

Hepl! I ev trable to spech egnlish
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We are a socialdemocratic federal country founded in 1898 on the Fiji Islands by Richard Felton Outcalt.After a civil war in the '60s,we became socialdemocratic
I don't like comics as much as it seems to be
Glory to Comicsland, the free and equal homeland of comics
•Richard Felton Outlcalt(1898-1936)
•Walt Disney (But he was actually kind of bad and it's alter-ego,Balt Wisney,was good)(1936-1942-1958)
•Aureo Muñoz Núñez(1958-1968)
•Chikushishifu Eggertsdóttir (or Chiku, as everyone called him) (1968-1987)
•Mickey Mouse(1999-2015)
I'm trying to write more factbook but i have some difficulties.More factbooks will be coming soon
Canon Policies
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Dalmazia-Istria
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Posts: 13
Founded: Oct 30, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Dalmazia-Istria » Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:57 pm

Comicsland wrote:Call an emergency meeting and vote him out

Hepl! I ev trable to spech egnlish

then just don’t speak


help me, i can’t get high
IC:
The Most Serene Republic of Dalmatia and Istria
"Non bene pro toto libertas venditur auro."
A historically merchant republic along the eastern shores of the Adriatic.

OOC: Some furry trash who blows her free time online or drawing. Also an animation student in college. Current hyperfixation with Aggretsuko.
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Bulgrova
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Bulgrova » Fri Nov 18, 2022 12:02 am

Climb up some stairs, proceed to ingest cannabis. You're now high ^2

Help me, I am outside and cannot find grass to touch
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Experina
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Fri Nov 18, 2022 6:01 am

Go to a park.

911 I'm in POKEMON TV SHOWS! SOMEONE HELP ME!
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Second Peenadian
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 101
Founded: Dec 10, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Second Peenadian » Fri Nov 18, 2022 6:12 am

then smoking in front of camera to teach kids



Help! How i post on this thread
why i love F7 thing, its funny. Doesnt like in both types of RPers (Tryharder and Godmodder)
The AI Authoritarian of Peenadian
Year:2592
i use NS Stats (some i dont care about the NS Stats), i use NS Stats for Region RP
i am NOT proud being RP issue gamer
NEWSAI governor become nation-wide meme|Housing in Peenadian becoming problem, Underground City builded|HighLand Subway malfuncted for 38 minutes 19 seconds|Having plants on your house at Peenadian is compulsory

Officially called Peenadian, Second Peenadian is an old nation that no longer exist (we're in 13th Peenadian)
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Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1142
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Fri Nov 18, 2022 6:14 am

There you have it.



Based on a true story from Texas:

9-1-1? I am in the Mcdonald's drive-through and my chicken nuggets are taking too long!
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A Class .526 Civilization according to this index.
NS stats are not canon.
Factbook is currently undergoing renovation.
If you're FT, join my region, The Outer Rim!
A member of the Free World Coalition and the Rigel Pact.


CNN Commerce: Technology sector and arms manufacturing booming upon election of Grand Councilor Teren| CNN General: Grand Admiral Teren elected Grand Councilor! | SIM elect Wor'pe Yulan as leader | Radt Cretz goes missing just hours before trial set to begin | Negotiations with the SIM will soon begin | Olympian colonies declare independance
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Skelleftella
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skelleftella » Fri Nov 18, 2022 6:20 am

You can get your chicken nuggets in prison, ma'am

Help, I accidentally stole a big commercial plane
The United Northern Kingdom of Skelleftella
"There is no smaller minority than an individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim themselves as the defender of the minority."
Member of the Liberal Democratic Union
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆

NS policies and stats that does not contradicted with my factbooks and dispatches are canon, and NS classification can go to hell.
My actual political views
Your local demibisexual furry :3 OwO UwU
r/furrieswithguns is a based subreddit
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