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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Sat Nov 12, 2022 10:39 pm

Get in the coffin.

Help.
*Burps*
I think I mig-
*Burps*
Drank toooe muech wateel
*Burps loudly*
I didn't know wate-
*Burps Very loudly*
Could make you. Burp constantly
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Andronya
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Posts: 307
Founded: Aug 14, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Andronya » Sat Nov 12, 2022 10:45 pm

Drink in smaller sips then.

Help, I'm tired but can't sleep!
Andronya: Your tropical, right-wing libertarian paradise.
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Polonium
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Posts: 47
Founded: Oct 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Polonium » Sat Nov 12, 2022 10:49 pm

you must max out your sleeping skill to 100.

Help, I ran the wrong code and now I blew up London, Paris, and every major city
PTPV NEWS-4 (6:25 PM)| Headlines: Education Bill signed by President | Governor Carter of State of Gallium loses election | Fire erupts in City of Primrose, three injured | Moai built at Middle City, becomes tourist attraction | WEATHER 72% chance of Precipitation. High Temperature 23 C/Low Temperature 17 C


THE STATE OF POLONIUM
Six hundred years of war, diplomacy and destruction
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Experina II
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Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Experina II » Sun Nov 13, 2022 6:40 am

*Caveman Grunts*

911

I don't have access to my main!
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Tummylandia and Susistan
Envoy
 
Posts: 233
Founded: Aug 20, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tummylandia and Susistan » Sun Nov 13, 2022 6:42 am

Just hire a hacker from Pashtunistan or summnin.


9-1-1, I ran out of ideas for me to call 911!
string cheese
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Stratonesia
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Posts: 143
Founded: Sep 27, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Stratonesia » Sun Nov 13, 2022 6:44 am

Be not afraid!
Remember, 4chan's /b/ board is your friend!

911, please help! Thanos snapped his finger and Chuck Norris got reduced to dust!
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World, feast your eyes on the Stratonesian eagles!
◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤ DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF STRATONESIA ◥╲\◢╲\◞◜ㅋò◣ /╱◣/╱/╱◤
from the Rejected Realms with love and cookies
GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!
WHETHER IT'S IMPOSSIBLE OR LAUGHABLE, THIS IS THE PATH THAT ALL GREAT MEN WALK!
Read my factbooks and dispatches HERE!
HAIL STRATONESIA!
PRAISE BE TO ULTRA!
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Experina II
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Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Experina II » Sun Nov 13, 2022 7:24 am

Ban Him!

Help!. Someone transformed me to a wall.
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Cachard Calia
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Posts: 544
Founded: Sep 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cachard Calia » Sun Nov 13, 2022 7:33 am

At least you aren't a paywall.

Help! Mario says he will steal my liver in three days!
A communist democracy spreading over RL China, Russia, Mongolia, Scandinavia, and the 'Stans
Tier 11 Type 7 Class 0.714285
LGBTQ+ Rights: 96.9/100
Marxist transgender lesbian with depression
We don't talk about JKR
Pro: UBI, UHC, true football, Ukraine, Taiwan, communism, socialism, equity AND equality, right to arm bears, Sweden, immigration
Anti: religion, capitalism, optimism, anarchy, humanity in general, gridiron, Russia, China, bigotry, phobia, 2nd Amendment
If God exists, he's a f**king asshole
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Copy and paste him into your sig to help him gain world domination.
( j *  R * ) j_____|__|_

I need to type this out on something with more special characters
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Experina II
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Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 13, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Experina II » Sun Nov 13, 2022 7:37 am

Oh no.

We are sending the police to come in the third s
day.

Help! Mario is also about to steal my liver in three days!
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Gavia Penguis
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Posts: 17
Founded: Mar 23, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Gavia Penguis » Sun Nov 13, 2022 10:10 am

Don't fear, the moon will crash into Termina before Mario can steal your liver.

Help! I took this and now it's dangerous to go alone.
Die Gedanken sind frei.
Quis ut Deus?
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4546-B
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Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 08, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby 4546-B » Sun Nov 13, 2022 10:12 am

Don't worry the reaper leviathans always know where you are!

Help, there is a leviathan tracking me.
The PDA said I should do something to not get lonely so here I am... I don't know how I am able to access the internet all the way out here but I can.

Log N3: Well I didn't plan to get the rest of the TSF involved this early, at least the Frontiersmen are going to be delayed. It seems like they have found out that I have been using the Phasegates to move the Kharaa from system to system and from station to colony back to station. I might actually take control of the colonies affected by the Kharaa and actually help the people affected... I am not sure yet.


Trans-System Federation News
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Fortisbellator II
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Posts: 12
Founded: May 11, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Fortisbellator II » Sun Nov 13, 2022 10:15 am

Here’s a depth charge. It requires some assembly. No manual included, just push the button when you get close to the leviathan and you’ll be rid of it.

Help! My pizza has no pepperoni on it!
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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Nov 13, 2022 12:35 pm

We're dispatching a pepperoni-mobile to your location. Please stay on the phone so they can find you.


Help! I was run over by a pepperoni-mobile!
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The Great Order of Tuna
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Posts: 18
Founded: Jun 04, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby The Great Order of Tuna » Sun Nov 13, 2022 12:38 pm

"Have you ever tried eating Pepperonis?"

I have been hit by a Mega Doma blaster 6000
please help.
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GOOGLE IS NOW OFFICAL | HOUSE OF LEADERSHIP MEMBER KEVIN CORNER EXECUTED AFTER CRITICIZING COMPUTERS. | THE ASRLS BOUGHT 50 PIZZAS FOR A HOMELESS MAN’S CHILD | "SOCIALISM NR.1!" SAID BOBBY PATRIOT

DEFCON 4: increase of defensive measures.
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:40 pm

Say guess I'll die.

Help! AN stole my monkey
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New Treyland
Envoy
 
Posts: 226
Founded: Apr 06, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Treyland » Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:46 pm

Move to New Treyland and get a cow instead!



Help, I got a 99 on my math test!
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Eclipse-0
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jun 17, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Eclipse-0 » Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:55 pm

Let your parents disown you.

Help! My kids from future had a time travel and witnessed the cringiest moments of their dad's life.
Intertwined Multiverse of Eclipse-0
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Comicsland
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Posts: 166
Founded: Apr 26, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Comicsland » Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:58 pm

What should i say other than LOL?

Help! Putin is invading me!
We are a socialdemocratic federal country founded in 1898 on the Fiji Islands by Richard Felton Outcalt.After a civil war in the '60s,we became socialdemocratic
I don't like comics as much as it seems to be
Glory to Comicsland, the free and equal homeland of comics
•Richard Felton Outlcalt(1898-1936)
•Walt Disney (But he was actually kind of bad and it's alter-ego,Balt Wisney,was good)(1936-1942-1958)
•Aureo Muñoz Núñez(1958-1968)
•Chikushishifu Eggertsdóttir (or Chiku, as everyone called him) (1968-1987)
•Mickey Mouse(1999-2015)
I'm trying to write more factbook but i have some difficulties.More factbooks will be coming soon
Canon Policies
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Polonium
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 47
Founded: Oct 02, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Polonium » Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:25 pm

You're about to get w i d e

Help, stewie is threating me with a laser gun
PTPV NEWS-4 (6:25 PM)| Headlines: Education Bill signed by President | Governor Carter of State of Gallium loses election | Fire erupts in City of Primrose, three injured | Moai built at Middle City, becomes tourist attraction | WEATHER 72% chance of Precipitation. High Temperature 23 C/Low Temperature 17 C


THE STATE OF POLONIUM
Six hundred years of war, diplomacy and destruction
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Barks Nivvlla
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Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Barks Nivvlla » Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:27 pm

Barks Nivvlla used threaten with thermonuclear waffle




Help I accidentally destroyed the Earth with a thermonuclear waffle!
Waffles anyone?
Here is menu:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1779506
2 different Rp realities
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Skelleftella
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skelleftella » Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:29 pm

We have reversed the thermonuclear waffle effect with a Thanos gauntlet.


Help! I accidentally builded a 75-megaton intercontinental ballistic nuclear missile! And it will launch in 90 seconds!

Edit: Sorry I forgot to add the reply to AN XD
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The United Northern Kingdom of Skelleftella
"There is no smaller minority than an individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim themselves as the defender of the minority."
Member of the Liberal Democratic Union
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NS policies and stats that does not contradicted with my factbooks and dispatches are canon, and NS classification can go to hell.
My actual political views
Your local demibisexual furry :3 OwO UwU
r/furrieswithguns is a based subreddit
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Barks Nivvlla
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Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 25, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Barks Nivvlla » Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:31 pm

Skelleftella wrote:Help! I accidentally builded a 75-megaton intercontinental ballistic nuclear missile! And it will launch in 90 seconds!

Please answer the person above you.
Waffles anyone?
Here is menu:
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1779506
2 different Rp realities
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Pennyslov
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 128
Founded: Jul 18, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Pennyslov » Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:42 pm

Police Is Declaring That You Are Under Arrest Because AN Forgot To Say Skip!

Help! My Computer Has Bluescreened!
Do Not Post Advice In My Forum Posts!

An Incredible Idea To Ban Vegans/Vegetarians Or Eating Fruits/Vegetables! That Is Proof That Global Warming Is Great!

ONP News Pennyslov: Mayo Gong's Application To Join The Ovan Legislative Was Rejected|Police Officer Is Wrongly Accused Of Veganism And Was Put On Death Row|Ovan Monkey Is Extinct|
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Experina
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Posts: 24
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Experina » Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:26 pm

Has your computer crashed.

Help! An's computer had crashed!
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Skelleftella
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skelleftella » Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:34 pm

Throws the computer and buy a new one.

Help, I'm broke!
The United Northern Kingdom of Skelleftella
"There is no smaller minority than an individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim themselves as the defender of the minority."
Member of the Liberal Democratic Union
▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆

NS policies and stats that does not contradicted with my factbooks and dispatches are canon, and NS classification can go to hell.
My actual political views
Your local demibisexual furry :3 OwO UwU
r/furrieswithguns is a based subreddit
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