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North Alezia
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Posts: 191
Founded: May 08, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby North Alezia » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:05 am

Ground yourself and play PUBG, please

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Help I can't remember why I went to the bathroom
FEDERATION OF NORTH ALEZIA

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Obets
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 194
Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Obets » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:05 am

Drink water and pee so that it's not a waste of time. If you want I can accompany you as you go through the process. DO NOT hang up.

Help I became a real estate agent overnight somehow
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:06 am

Resign.
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Help i cannot keep up with all the posts
my national anthem
I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
Pro- don't-give-a-s***-bout-nothin-ism
Anti-... (I havent filled this out yet.)
dont copy any of this. it's mine. copyrighted by the GRHBian government 4-19-21
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Cokoland
Envoy
 
Posts: 288
Founded: Jul 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cokoland » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:07 am

Come back when the thread is more inactive.

Help, I don't know what to say!
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insert signature here
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Libertalonia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 144
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Libertalonia » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:08 am

say I'm your leader

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Help, I blew a hole in a police station
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Shinjou declares it's now a people's 4th reich. The navy reports strange sights in the sea, possibly eisterian vessels. a new terrorist movement has been terrorising southern paxana and other smaller countries. The LNS callhiem has been ordered to attack any vessels coming into libertalonia waters
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol
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The New California Republic
Post Czar
 
Posts: 35483
Founded: Jun 06, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The New California Republic » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:08 am

Cokoland wrote:Come back when the thread is more inactive.

Help, I don't know what to say!

Sir, this line is for genuine not emergencies only. Please hang up.

A/N: The police from another station are on their way to arrest you.


Help, I forgot to pack my lunch before going to work!
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The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California Republic: depicting the expanded NCR, several years after the total victory over Caesar's Legion, and the annexation of New Vegas and its surrounding areas.
White-collared conservatives flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic finger at me
They're hoping soon, my kind will drop and die
But I'm going to wave my freak flag high
Wave on, wave on
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And Spaces
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Nov 15, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby And Spaces » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:09 am

Ok, but you just said something. NINJA'D: Go home and pack it in.

Help, I accidentally got sucked in a black hole!
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THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF AND SPACES
Join Europeia!
NEWS:The alliance between Britain and France collapses as the skirmishes in Africa erupt into conflicts and independence movements coup the colonies -- Donald Trump Jr. sworn in as president of the East Coast Republic -- Ok Gen X meme takes the internet by storm
Joe Biden, LGBT Rights, Gun Control, Gender Equality, Centrism, World Peace
Abortion
Donald Trump
Became a communist country through a revolution, due to soviet revolutions. Contains most of Romania, and also built artificial mountains to prevent enemies from coming. Had another civil war which is why there is a multi-party system with mostly 4 parties. Current Year: 2041
A 16.8 civilization, according to this index.
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Obets
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 194
Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Obets » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:09 am

Call social services

Help, I dialed the wrong number.
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The Military State of the Galapagos
Minister
 
Posts: 2975
Founded: Jan 19, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:10 am

Obets wrote:Call social services

Help, I dialed the wrong number.

Sorry this is Taco Bell


Help I laughed at a Tik Tok
Founder of the KTO
Destroyer of the GCN
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Sierra Grand
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 358
Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sierra Grand » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:11 am

Delete TikTok or Delete yourself


Help I red vented in security
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IC Sierra Grand does not represent my actual views, it is more authoritarian than I am.
Proud American-Albanian-Belgian and NAVA member (he/him)
Fluent Anglophone, Albanophone, Francophone, Partially Germanophone
Hail Sovereign Sara May. L.P.D. and Left/Rights claim victory in Luyver meanwhile Cantonsall is currently on fire. Another train has blown up in downtown P.E., what's new?
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Libertalonia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 144
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Libertalonia » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:11 am

shoot everything that moves

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Help, my classmate is currently stuck in the ground
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Shinjou declares it's now a people's 4th reich. The navy reports strange sights in the sea, possibly eisterian vessels. a new terrorist movement has been terrorising southern paxana and other smaller countries. The LNS callhiem has been ordered to attack any vessels coming into libertalonia waters
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:12 am

Bury him!
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HELP ME
I FEEL STUPID AND CONTAGIOUS
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my national anthem
I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
Pro- don't-give-a-s***-bout-nothin-ism
Anti-... (I havent filled this out yet.)
dont copy any of this. it's mine. copyrighted by the GRHBian government 4-19-21
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Obets
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 194
Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Obets » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:13 am

You're not alone

Help I actually think Taylor Swift's music is decent
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Kashimura
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 479
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Kashimura » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:14 am

Okay, listen carefully: Slow it down so it’s not Taylor Swift.


Please, help! I’m making dad jokes, but I’m not a father!
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⛔️ OUR IMPERIAL FACTBOOKS ARE UNDER ⛔️
⛔️ CONSTRUCTION! ⛔️
⚠️ Currently operating WIP factbooks. ⚠️
This empire DOES NOT use NSStats, but it does guide its own NSStats to better fit the nation.

An 11.75 civilization, according to this index.
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North Alezia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 191
Founded: May 08, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby North Alezia » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:14 am

We would recommend a therapy called "Stop posting dad jokes then". It got 100% success rate.

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Help I can't find the TV remote
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FEDERATION OF NORTH ALEZIA

Member of the Alezian Union
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Cokoland
Envoy
 
Posts: 288
Founded: Jul 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cokoland » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:14 am

Buy a new one

Help I called the wrong number!
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insert signature here
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Sierra Grand
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 358
Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sierra Grand » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:14 am

Dispatching SWAT Teams now



Help I have a lightbulb stuck in me
IC Sierra Grand does not represent my actual views, it is more authoritarian than I am.
Proud American-Albanian-Belgian and NAVA member (he/him)
Fluent Anglophone, Albanophone, Francophone, Partially Germanophone
Hail Sovereign Sara May. L.P.D. and Left/Rights claim victory in Luyver meanwhile Cantonsall is currently on fire. Another train has blown up in downtown P.E., what's new?
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Libertalonia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 144
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Libertalonia » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:16 am

bite the wires and watch it light up


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Help, I accidentally crashed my truck and it turned the street into a swamp, now people and cars are sinking!
Shinjou declares it's now a people's 4th reich. The navy reports strange sights in the sea, possibly eisterian vessels. a new terrorist movement has been terrorising southern paxana and other smaller countries. The LNS callhiem has been ordered to attack any vessels coming into libertalonia waters
Why yes, we are infact a free democratic nation that tries to protect others and have more flaws than united st- can we just please have your Oil and gold already?
I might have an extreme love for C&C
I'm trying to win wars but those space empires and magicfests keep getting in the way lol
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The Jamesian Republic
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14578
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:17 am

Swim



McDonald’s messed up my order.
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Become an Independent. You’ll see how liberating it is.
My Political Beliefs: The Jamesianist Manifesto
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Obets
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 194
Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Obets » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:18 am

Call Wendy's, not us

Help my mom yelled at me
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:19 am

yell at her back >:D
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Help help my face is green
my national anthem
I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
Pro- don't-give-a-s***-bout-nothin-ism
Anti-... (I havent filled this out yet.)
dont copy any of this. it's mine. copyrighted by the GRHBian government 4-19-21
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Obets
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 194
Founded: Jan 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Obets » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:20 am

Order spray paint on Amazon

Help my Amazon Prime doesnt work
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West Iver Moan
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 26, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby West Iver Moan » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:20 am

Dropping it usually helps

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Help, I'm having a bad hair day!
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North Alezia
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Posts: 191
Founded: May 08, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby North Alezia » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:21 am

You can't fix bad hair day that quickly... However, Have you tried coloring it blue using your nearest coloring product i.e. Crayon, Whiteboard Marker

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Help I suck at figure skating
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FEDERATION OF NORTH ALEZIA

Member of the Alezian Union
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Sierra Grand
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 358
Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sierra Grand » Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:21 am

Dont skate

Help there is a man using Emoticons in the forums
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IC Sierra Grand does not represent my actual views, it is more authoritarian than I am.
Proud American-Albanian-Belgian and NAVA member (he/him)
Fluent Anglophone, Albanophone, Francophone, Partially Germanophone
Hail Sovereign Sara May. L.P.D. and Left/Rights claim victory in Luyver meanwhile Cantonsall is currently on fire. Another train has blown up in downtown P.E., what's new?
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