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Meadowfields
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Posts: 953
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
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Postby Meadowfields » Thu May 19, 2022 7:16 am

Ooh...[CENSORED]*hangs up*[CENSORED]

Help! There is a bear chasing me in the middle of the night!
I Lai Rainë Liëarda o Lairë-tarwa
Emmë indóme orta ló i nainië o i vanwië!
Overview | History | Politics | Religion | Trivia
Extreme retcon currently in progress.
Male, they/he
Market socialist, Reformist Marxist, and anarcho-pacifist
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Orifna
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 361
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Thu May 19, 2022 7:57 am

Um, sir, there's no 911 service in the forest, have fun.

*h a n g s u p*


HELP THE CAR'S GONNA EAT ME IF I DON'T GIVE IT OIL
A southern fella who likes talkin’ bout the weather.
Crackheaded sun-loving Floridian super-space-nerd living in the Sunshine State with an immense love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Avid King Of The Hill enjoyer
Boomhauer all the damn way bro

ISRAEL ALL THE WAY, DOWN WITH HAMAS!!! (I don't wanna anger anyone, this is my opinion.)

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"DANG' OL LIZARD ON MY BACK IT'S CRAWLIN UP MA' SHIRT!"
- Probably me
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Arpasia
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Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Thu May 19, 2022 8:09 am

Meadowfields wrote:Ooh...[CENSORED]*hangs up*[CENSORED]

Help! There is a bear chasing me in the middle of the night!

Calm down, sir, try finding cover in anything like a bush, or anything that may provide cover, we'll be sending policemen in around 45 minutes.

I'm at the coast, a man has been attacked by a shark!
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Orifna
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 361
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Thu May 19, 2022 9:15 am

You better DAYUM hope it was a Florida Man!

*realizes where the dispatch center is*

Oh, okay, have a good day.

*hangs up*







HELP THE BAD PIGGIES JUST SLAMMED DOWN THE DOOR, AND THEY WANT MY EGGS!

OH SH*T THEY JUST PULLED OUT A FIREWORK AND IT'S AIMED AT ME
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A southern fella who likes talkin’ bout the weather.
Crackheaded sun-loving Floridian super-space-nerd living in the Sunshine State with an immense love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Avid King Of The Hill enjoyer
Boomhauer all the damn way bro

ISRAEL ALL THE WAY, DOWN WITH HAMAS!!! (I don't wanna anger anyone, this is my opinion.)

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"DANG' OL LIZARD ON MY BACK IT'S CRAWLIN UP MA' SHIRT!"
- Probably me
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Floppa Lovers
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 177
Founded: Jan 07, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Floppa Lovers » Thu May 19, 2022 9:19 am

Throw some birds at ‘em!

Some guy in a pink suit is saying where he works, lives, and his age! He also seems to have a cat in a wrestler’s outfit behind him. Weird.
h-h-hauntaholics, real haunted mound
hi, my name is sematary
HDOE HDOE HDOE
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Orifna
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Posts: 361
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Thu May 19, 2022 9:21 am

Huh, odd. Tell him to S H U T T H E F U C K U P




HELP, MY MAYO IS AN INSTRUMENT NOW
A southern fella who likes talkin’ bout the weather.
Crackheaded sun-loving Floridian super-space-nerd living in the Sunshine State with an immense love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Avid King Of The Hill enjoyer
Boomhauer all the damn way bro

ISRAEL ALL THE WAY, DOWN WITH HAMAS!!! (I don't wanna anger anyone, this is my opinion.)

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"DANG' OL LIZARD ON MY BACK IT'S CRAWLIN UP MA' SHIRT!"
- Probably me
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Floppa Lovers
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Posts: 177
Founded: Jan 07, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Floppa Lovers » Thu May 19, 2022 9:22 am

Do you seem to live under the sea and be extremely pink?

HELP! This guy in a yellow suit just jumped in the air and said “An oil tanker for you!”
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h-h-hauntaholics, real haunted mound
hi, my name is sematary
HDOE HDOE HDOE
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3590
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu May 19, 2022 12:29 pm

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

AN: just stop time.

HELP! I DONT HAVE UNO ON MY XBOX
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INT:| Canada "Gives Up" on Hiding Aliens and UFOs/ NAT:| Ravenian Astronauts That Went on the EELOO Mission Report Seeing a Mass of "Squidlike Handlike Starships"
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: I-is that a… | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Copper Plasma > Lasers
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Floppa Lovers
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Posts: 177
Founded: Jan 07, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Floppa Lovers » Thu May 19, 2022 12:32 pm

It came with your f**king Xbox dude. Let’s get tonight’s recording.

Help! I’m currently high as hell and “Hip to be Square” is playing while someone’s walking toward me with a raincoat!
h-h-hauntaholics, real haunted mound
hi, my name is sematary
HDOE HDOE HDOE
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Orifna
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 361
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Thu May 19, 2022 4:49 pm

Well, you're literally screwed. Have a good day!


*hangs up the phone*






HELP, I HEARD SOMEONE OPEN CHIPS IN CLASS AND I HEAR A STAMPEDE OUTSIDE!
A southern fella who likes talkin’ bout the weather.
Crackheaded sun-loving Floridian super-space-nerd living in the Sunshine State with an immense love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Avid King Of The Hill enjoyer
Boomhauer all the damn way bro

ISRAEL ALL THE WAY, DOWN WITH HAMAS!!! (I don't wanna anger anyone, this is my opinion.)

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"DANG' OL LIZARD ON MY BACK IT'S CRAWLIN UP MA' SHIRT!"
- Probably me
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Kahekordne Union of Spib
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Posts: 134
Founded: Jan 17, 2022
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Postby Kahekordne Union of Spib » Thu May 19, 2022 4:52 pm

static THEY'RE COMING static THROUGH static THE WALLS static (line disconnects)


Help I accidentally reunited Yugoslavia with a pencil!
The Monarhia of Vespib
The product of the oldest imperialist, the biggest imperialist, and a flatworm
A centrist constitutional monarchy resting off the western coast of Europe, where it's very humid and temperate

Happy Spibean Independence Day!

Silver Banana News - For all your news relating to news! News not included
Vespib publicly announces it's alignment with Palestine and the One State Solution; Isratine | WW2 Operation Wurmbrenner monuments and cemetery completed after 80 years in Nova Lisboa. Tank "Big Tony" stands proudly on the coast | My my it's census o clock!

She/her
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3590
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu May 19, 2022 4:55 pm

Kill Tito again. He has risen as a zombie.

Help! This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay. Your movie and a selection of Bonus Features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. FastPlay will begin in a moment.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canada "Gives Up" on Hiding Aliens and UFOs/ NAT:| Ravenian Astronauts That Went on the EELOO Mission Report Seeing a Mass of "Squidlike Handlike Starships"
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: I-is that a… | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Copper Plasma > Lasers
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Orifna
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 361
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Thu May 19, 2022 5:26 pm

You don't need help, sh- static -ut up!



HELP UHHH THE CAPITAL CITY IS UNDER A TORNADO WARNING AND THE OMS* SPOTTERS FUCKIN SAW A BIG ASS TORNADO AND IT'S HEADED FOR US

(*orifnian meteorology service, lol)
A southern fella who likes talkin’ bout the weather.
Crackheaded sun-loving Floridian super-space-nerd living in the Sunshine State with an immense love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Avid King Of The Hill enjoyer
Boomhauer all the damn way bro

ISRAEL ALL THE WAY, DOWN WITH HAMAS!!! (I don't wanna anger anyone, this is my opinion.)

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"DANG' OL LIZARD ON MY BACK IT'S CRAWLIN UP MA' SHIRT!"
- Probably me
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Arpasia
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Posts: 1738
Founded: Jun 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Arpasia » Thu May 19, 2022 9:44 pm

Orifna wrote:You better DAYUM hope it was a Florida Man!

*realizes where the dispatch center is*

Oh, okay, have a good day.

*hangs up*







HELP THE BAD PIGGIES JUST SLAMMED DOWN THE DOOR, AND THEY WANT MY EGGS!

OH SH*T THEY JUST PULLED OUT A FIREWORK AND IT'S AIMED AT ME

God fucking dammit, I thought he wouldn't respond to my post, but... *Disappointed sigh*

/shqip
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.
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Floppa Lovers
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 177
Founded: Jan 07, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Floppa Lovers » Fri May 20, 2022 9:10 am

Just ask it to nicely go away.

Help, I’m having an existential crisis!
h-h-hauntaholics, real haunted mound
hi, my name is sematary
HDOE HDOE HDOE
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Meadowfields
Diplomat
 
Posts: 953
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Meadowfields » Fri May 20, 2022 9:33 am

Suffocate yourself with a pillow.

Help! The void has appeared in my home!
I Lai Rainë Liëarda o Lairë-tarwa
Emmë indóme orta ló i nainië o i vanwië!
Overview | History | Politics | Religion | Trivia
Extreme retcon currently in progress.
Male, they/he
Market socialist, Reformist Marxist, and anarcho-pacifist
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri May 20, 2022 9:35 am

Use it as extra storage space.


Help! I'm helpless!
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Experina
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 174
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Fri May 20, 2022 11:58 am

WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED HELP?


Help some werid man is staring at my computer outside the window!
EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
I forgot to revert the colors lol
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Nestle corp
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: May 19, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Nestle corp » Fri May 20, 2022 12:01 pm

T pose to assert dominince


help my slaves are revolting
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3590
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri May 20, 2022 12:11 pm

Let them.

Help me Anakin! The Jedi are taking over!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canada "Gives Up" on Hiding Aliens and UFOs/ NAT:| Ravenian Astronauts That Went on the EELOO Mission Report Seeing a Mass of "Squidlike Handlike Starships"
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: I-is that a… | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Copper Plasma > Lasers
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Nova Universo
Envoy
 
Posts: 246
Founded: Mar 01, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Nova Universo » Sat May 21, 2022 12:03 pm

Yoh mevrou, that's not even a not emergency. Switch off the television and you'll be sharp.
--
Help, my card was rejected, the cashier shouted 'Hey Jackie, I need help here, I have to VOID VOID VOID--' and then a black hole swallowed her!
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Free City of Nova Universo: an international city in Otter Island on the southern Atlantic Ocean.
Union of Nova Universo: a supranational union of ten polities in Earth, Heimat and the Universe.
Avisa:
Courier:
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Luxenermy
Attaché
 
Posts: 86
Founded: Nov 17, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Luxenermy » Sat May 21, 2022 12:07 pm

Quick! Jump in after her! Your card wasn't really rejected, she's just trying to get away with your details!



Luxembourg has united with Germany!!! What are we going to do?!
Luxembourg's luck has finally turned in their favor, and the German nation has forced to concede to a collaboration government with the Luxembourgish, creating the great nation of Luxenermy. Now, that luck has extended to the German people as well. A great time for both peoples.


Germany and Luxembourg make us.
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Meadowfields
Diplomat
 
Posts: 953
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
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Postby Meadowfields » Sat May 21, 2022 12:13 pm

Kill the Frog! *Evil Reichtangle—Luxembourg sounds*

Help! I want to commit suicide and I don't want to live anymore...
I Lai Rainë Liëarda o Lairë-tarwa
Emmë indóme orta ló i nainië o i vanwië!
Overview | History | Politics | Religion | Trivia
Extreme retcon currently in progress.
Male, they/he
Market socialist, Reformist Marxist, and anarcho-pacifist
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Floppa Lovers
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Posts: 177
Founded: Jan 07, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Floppa Lovers » Sat May 21, 2022 12:49 pm

I suggest calling +1 (800)-273-8255. Seriously. If you genuinely need IRL help, please call that number. Your life is important.

Help! I'm helping suicidal people not do it!
h-h-hauntaholics, real haunted mound
hi, my name is sematary
HDOE HDOE HDOE
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Orifna
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 361
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Sat May 21, 2022 5:00 pm

You're a good man, you're a good man.

Pats you on the shoulder


HELP THE WORLD ASSEMBLY IS ON FIRE
A southern fella who likes talkin’ bout the weather.
Crackheaded sun-loving Floridian super-space-nerd living in the Sunshine State with an immense love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Avid King Of The Hill enjoyer
Boomhauer all the damn way bro

ISRAEL ALL THE WAY, DOWN WITH HAMAS!!! (I don't wanna anger anyone, this is my opinion.)

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"DANG' OL LIZARD ON MY BACK IT'S CRAWLIN UP MA' SHIRT!"
- Probably me
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