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Experina
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Posts: 171
Founded: Mar 31, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Experina » Mon May 16, 2022 10:46 am

Break IT EVEN MORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Help I died form laughter
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EXPERINAN FEDERATION

A *NEARLY* PERFECT NATION.
ALL FACTBOOKS ARE WIP UNLESS I GET MOTIVATED TO FINISH THEM.
PROUD DEFENDER AND LIBERATOR
I forgot to revert the colors lol
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Meadowfields
Diplomat
 
Posts: 953
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Meadowfields » Mon May 16, 2022 11:17 am

Like this?
OOC: Laka Strolisander is on the verge of being suicidal, try to be a bit nicer to her. Also, no, Arpasia didn't call you a summie, you said "summie time" yourself in a thread.

HELP I CANNOT FIND THE STRENGTH TO DO ANYTHING IN MY LIFE!
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I Lai Rainë Liëarda o Lairë-tarwa
Emmë indóme orta ló i nainië o i vanwië!
Overview | History | Politics | Religion | Trivia
Extreme retcon currently in progress.
Male, they/he
Market socialist, Reformist Marxist, and anarcho-pacifist
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Mon May 16, 2022 3:32 pm

Lay down on your bed and ponder your existence in life.


Help I just can’t stop breathing!
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Zizocia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Jan 19, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Zizocia » Mon May 16, 2022 3:57 pm

My only idea is to breathe even more, to tire yourself from breathing. You may get to stop

Help! I think I ate a cherry!
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3590
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon May 16, 2022 7:35 pm

Did you break the piths?

Help! My Life alert has fallen and it cant get up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canada "Gives Up" on Hiding Aliens and UFOs/ NAT:| Ravenian Astronauts That Went on the EELOO Mission Report Seeing a Mass of "Squidlike Handlike Starships"
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: I-is that a… | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Copper Plasma > Lasers
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27179
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Tue May 17, 2022 2:50 am

Don't worry sir/ma'am. Your life alert has gone to the little supercomputer in the sky
[hr]/hr]
9-1-1 help. I opened a portal to a dimension where every seat is slightly more comfortable than in our universe
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Hard-Core Centrist. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
All in-character posts are fictional and have no actual connection to any real governments
You don't appreciate the good police officers until you've lived amongst the dregs of society and/or had them as customers
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
Issues and WA Proposals Written By Me |Issue Ideas You Can Steal
I want to commission infrastructure in Australia in real life, if you can help me, please telegram me. I am dead serious
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Floppa Lovers
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 177
Founded: Jan 07, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Floppa Lovers » Tue May 17, 2022 10:39 am

Go in there! This chair is uncomfortable anyway.

911 help! There’s a bingus uprising in my country!
h-h-hauntaholics, real haunted mound
hi, my name is sematary
HDOE HDOE HDOE
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Meadowfields
Diplomat
 
Posts: 953
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Meadowfields » Tue May 17, 2022 10:45 am

What's a bingus??? *hangs up to do research*

HELP! A DEVIL GOLLUM IS UNDER MY BED!
I Lai Rainë Liëarda o Lairë-tarwa
Emmë indóme orta ló i nainië o i vanwië!
Overview | History | Politics | Religion | Trivia
Extreme retcon currently in progress.
Male, they/he
Market socialist, Reformist Marxist, and anarcho-pacifist
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Floppa Lovers
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Posts: 177
Founded: Jan 07, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Floppa Lovers » Tue May 17, 2022 10:47 am

Give it it’s precious. And your soul, just for good measure.

911 help! Max Barry won’t give me easter eggs!
h-h-hauntaholics, real haunted mound
hi, my name is sematary
HDOE HDOE HDOE
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Saksoni
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Posts: 102
Founded: Jan 19, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Saksoni » Tue May 17, 2022 11:06 am

Help, communists are inv... Eh, liberating my fridge's workers.
If steal, only millions. If give, only best.
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Tuboo Shippers
Envoy
 
Posts: 246
Founded: Feb 24, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Tuboo Shippers » Tue May 17, 2022 11:09 am

Saksoni wrote:Help, communists are inv... Eh, liberating my fridge's workers.


NOT THE FRIDGE!


HELP, RICKROLL IS STUCK IN MY HEAD!
I'm actually really bored. Talking is nice. Maybe TG me?
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Erralune
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 05, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Erralune » Tue May 17, 2022 11:37 am

Listen to some lovely classical music.
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Help, I’ve lost motivation to make more lore factbooks!
Studio Ghibli inspired Italic nation
Proud member of The Western Isles
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Orifna
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 359
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Wed May 18, 2022 5:24 am

Call someone!



HELP!

META KNIGHT'S IN FRONT OF MY TRUCK-

*lowers window*

OUTTA MY WAY, METAKNIGHT-

IWEURHUWIHMACFRUKJWAEUI- DO SOMETHING-
LIKE WHAT

HAND ME ANOTHER BAG OF THEM CHIPS


E X P L O D E
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A southern fella who likes talkin’ bout the weather.
Crackheaded sun-loving Floridian super-space-nerd living in the Sunshine State with an immense love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Avid King Of The Hill enjoyer
Boomhauer all the damn way bro

ISRAEL ALL THE WAY, DOWN WITH HAMAS!!! (I don't wanna anger anyone, this is my opinion.)

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"DANG' OL LIZARD ON MY BACK IT'S CRAWLIN UP MA' SHIRT!"
- Probably me
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Kahekordne Union of Spib
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 134
Founded: Jan 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Kahekordne Union of Spib » Wed May 18, 2022 9:31 am

If it's any another incarnation you're fine, if it's Brawl meta knight...


Help my ping keeps going from 2 to 200000000
The Monarhia of Vespib
The product of the oldest imperialist, the biggest imperialist, and a flatworm
A centrist constitutional monarchy resting off the western coast of Europe, where it's very humid and temperate

Happy Spibean Independence Day!

Silver Banana News - For all your news relating to news! News not included
Vespib publicly announces it's alignment with Palestine and the One State Solution; Isratine | WW2 Operation Wurmbrenner monuments and cemetery completed after 80 years in Nova Lisboa. Tank "Big Tony" stands proudly on the coast | My my it's census o clock!

She/her
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Deblar
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5200
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Wed May 18, 2022 10:18 am

Stop giving it weed, then it won't be so high.

Help, I'm being harassed by a door-to-door salesman!
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Fenypt
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 14, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Fenypt » Wed May 18, 2022 12:02 pm

Hey, listen now, there's a way to make things better: You should do a flip.

My 3 year old just ate my tennis shoes and my dog the tennis racket, should I be worried?
Tea came from China to Fenypt; Now it's an integral part of Fenyptian identity.
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The Jamesian Republic
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14576
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Wed May 18, 2022 12:05 pm

Yes you should be worried.

Help! My car is flashing its headlights and I didn’t turn it on!
Become an Independent. You’ll see how liberating it is.
My Political Beliefs: The Jamesianist Manifesto
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3590
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed May 18, 2022 12:07 pm

Just walk away. There is no car.

Help, my vacuum cleaner turned into a box
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INT:| Canada "Gives Up" on Hiding Aliens and UFOs/ NAT:| Ravenian Astronauts That Went on the EELOO Mission Report Seeing a Mass of "Squidlike Handlike Starships"
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: I-is that a… | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Copper Plasma > Lasers
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Wed May 18, 2022 2:06 pm

Did you enable “reverse succ” for too long?


Help I’m stuck with my step mother!
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Ashotu
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 107
Founded: Nov 27, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Ashotu » Wed May 18, 2022 2:23 pm

Sir, we don't know if its evil
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Help! I was eaten by myself
The paradise of Ashotu

Konichiwa! Ashotu is a unpatriotic and free Asian nation!

Long live the paradise!
NS stats are nonac ton and never will be.
Just because you annexed us doesn't mean we fight for you. We fight Against you
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Meadowfields
Diplomat
 
Posts: 953
Founded: Jun 16, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Meadowfields » Wed May 18, 2022 2:24 pm

How are you calling us then?

Help! My car is dangling from a cliff!
I Lai Rainë Liëarda o Lairë-tarwa
Emmë indóme orta ló i nainië o i vanwië!
Overview | History | Politics | Religion | Trivia
Extreme retcon currently in progress.
Male, they/he
Market socialist, Reformist Marxist, and anarcho-pacifist
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DeMoNiC sAtAn
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 129
Founded: Oct 06, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby DeMoNiC sAtAn » Wed May 18, 2022 5:11 pm

Just get out of it.
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Help [CENSORED]!
Hello. I live in a place in this world. Or do I?
Read meh factbooks. They contain all meh lore.
Ceremonial Chant: POTATO! CARROT! NUKES! AND A HOUSEPLANT!
Latest Bad Idea: NaNoWrimo + Homestuck binge
Me according to F7: Ted the Satanist ranch-obsessive politics nerd.
Ex-meme nation, lore-making met procrastination
Current Pronouns: they/he
Askyclerollll. All hail askyclerol.
tAsTe tHe DeTeRgeNt.
Potatotatotato. Potota. Niurskirsi! potata. Think of screaming. There is rat. Barin. Brainbrainbrain. Snaisnailsnailsnail. Clooooooooosed captions.
voldemort saying give me harry potter style:
give meeee bobaaa teaaa
giveeee meee brownsugarmilkteawithlessicehalfsugar
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3590
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed May 18, 2022 5:13 pm

[REFACTED][DATA EXPUNGED]

Help! some man has fallen into the river in Lego city!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canada "Gives Up" on Hiding Aliens and UFOs/ NAT:| Ravenian Astronauts That Went on the EELOO Mission Report Seeing a Mass of "Squidlike Handlike Starships"
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: I-is that a… | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Copper Plasma > Lasers
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Orifna
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 359
Founded: Mar 03, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby Orifna » Thu May 19, 2022 6:06 am

HEY!

Build the new rescue helicopter, and off to the rescue!


Help! I've noticed that we've reached 100 pages on this topic, isn't that awesome!?
A southern fella who likes talkin’ bout the weather.
Crackheaded sun-loving Floridian super-space-nerd living in the Sunshine State with an immense love for space.

I'm somewhat of a picky eater, but I LOVE eatin.

Avid King Of The Hill enjoyer
Boomhauer all the damn way bro

ISRAEL ALL THE WAY, DOWN WITH HAMAS!!! (I don't wanna anger anyone, this is my opinion.)

Wanna chill with me? Head to my region, Orifnan Interational, at https://www.nationstates.net/region=ori ... ernational

Highly skilled in video games, whether they be sandbox games like GMod, Minecraft, Scrap Mechanic, or shooter games.

"DANG' OL LIZARD ON MY BACK IT'S CRAWLIN UP MA' SHIRT!"
- Probably me
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Nova Universo
Envoy
 
Posts: 246
Founded: Mar 01, 2022
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Nova Universo » Thu May 19, 2022 6:55 am

'Hello, incident assistant service here. Yes, it's quite awesome, considering that F7 topic threads CTE all the time. Sending the topic thread author some appreciation and gratitude as we speak.'
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Help! I was just serving looks at the nightclub when an admirer dropped dead! Did I ✨slay✨ them? OMG I don't know what to do! *cries*
Free City of Nova Universo: an international city in Otter Island on the southern Atlantic Ocean.
Union of Nova Universo: a supranational union of ten polities in Earth, Heimat and the Universe.
Avisa:
Courier:
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