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Imperial Britannia
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: May 27, 2017
Conservative Democracy

Postby Imperial Britannia » Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:26 pm

We'll send the FBI over to help you solve this involuntary servitude issue.
Help! A flower bit me!
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:46 pm

Imperial Britannia wrote:Help! A flower bit me!

You'll need a flower-rabies shot. I have to warn you, it's often fatal. The shot, not the disease.


Help!. My boomerang won't come back!
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3548
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:59 pm

Fatatatutti wrote:
Imperial Britannia wrote:Help! A flower bit me!

You'll need a flower-rabies shot. I have to warn you, it's often fatal. The shot, not the disease.


Help!. My boomerang won't come back!

Are you perhaps stuck in a hole.

Help! I am stuck
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

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Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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The Military State of the Galapagos
Minister
 
Posts: 2650
Founded: Jan 19, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Wed Oct 27, 2021 2:01 pm

We are sending step-bro to help


911 I accidentally moved to Australia and now I’m falling out of the earth
Founder of the KTO
Destroyer of the GCN
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East Asia and the Pacific Islands
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Dec 29, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby East Asia and the Pacific Islands » Wed Oct 27, 2021 2:45 pm

Where? I don't mind ghosts calling me but you're clearly a government spy trying to make me think I'm going to believe in australia. I'm so glad I wore this tinfoil abestos *cough* hat.

911 I've been beheaded and I have 20 seconds to live because elmo ate the moon and became an all-powerful sorcerer
I'm cool
Formerly Cannicat
Welcome to East Asia and the Pacific Islands
Ride the pristine waves
Have a fun time during the lesser summer vacation here in EAPI.
Hobbies: Writing, Gaming and doing horrible things to cat lovers
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Polomon Islands
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 469
Founded: Oct 06, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Polomon Islands » Wed Oct 27, 2021 4:56 pm

We will send harry potter to deal with Elmo and we will use gru to restore the moon
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911 Help I was shooting squirt guns and my stepbro got some in my eyes and I dropped my squirt gun but then I picked up my stepdads glock and shot my stepbro!
Former Delegate and Member of TOUN.
Former Vice-Delegate of TFUU.
Friends With Papal States 2 and Wolomon Islands and Formerly Dungtoper.
Current WA Delegate for The Three Isles
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Wintertopia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Oct 27, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Wintertopia » Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:09 pm

Did you try to click the undo button?
Help, I'm a vampire, I'm stuck in the desert and the sun is rising!
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The High Kingdom of Wintertopia
Current year: 2021 CE | Monarch: WIP | Prime Minister: WIP | Capital: Wintercastle | Government type: Unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy | Technology level: Modern tech
Factbook on Wintertopia
Played nations
  • Daarwyrth
  • Kazgorovia
  • The Arcturus Entente
  • Wintertopia
Who am I?
  • 26 years old male
  • Dutch with Polish roots
  • English literature major
  • Ex-religious gay leftist
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Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 28887
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Auzkhia » Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:15 pm

We'll send a daywalker to collect you should not have already dissipated.

911 My Pizza is late
Me irl. (she/her/it)
IC name: Celestial Empire of the Romans
Imperial-Royal Statement on NS Stats
Factbook Embassy App
Trans Lesbian Non-binary Lady Hellenic Pagan Socialist
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Daarwyrth
Minister
 
Posts: 2417
Founded: Jul 05, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Daarwyrth » Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:21 pm

A pizza is never late, nor is it early. A pizza arrives precisely when it means to.
Help, I just kidnapped myself!
The Royal State of Daarwyrth
Forest's Minister of Foreign Affairs
Leader: Queen Demi Maria I | Capital: Daarsted | Current year: 2022 CE
  • Daarwyrth
  • Uylensted
  • Kentauria
  • 27 years old male
  • Dutch with Polish roots
  • English literature major
  • Ex-religious gay leftist
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Koroni
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Oct 27, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Koroni » Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:24 pm

Auzkhia wrote:We'll send a daywalker to collect you should not have already dissipated.

911 My Pizza is late

We're sorry to inform you that we have already stolen your pizza, we will give you one leftover pepperoni as compensation.

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911, my little brother sneezed on me.
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3548
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Wed Oct 27, 2021 5:29 pm

Koroni wrote:
Auzkhia wrote:We'll send a daywalker to collect you should not have already dissipated.

911 My Pizza is late

We're sorry to inform you that we have already stolen your pizza, we will give you one leftover pepperoni as compensation.

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911, my little brother sneezed on me.

He WHAT

911, i heard that McCarthy sus, because he likes red
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

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OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
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Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 707
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Wed Oct 27, 2021 7:52 pm

Vote him out!


Help I accidentally ruined WWII and now there’s more polish people in Europe. And thus the Nazis have been exterminated by the poles. And then the poles managed to rule the entire world. What should I do?
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
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(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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-The United Federation of Planets-
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 25, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby -The United Federation of Planets- » Wed Oct 27, 2021 9:06 pm

You've been playing too much Hearts of Iron IV! Turn it off! You're hallucinating! We miss you, Bob!

Netflix removed Star Trek! I'm literally crying and shaking right now! Please help me!
-The United Federation of Planets- is a Star Trek-themed Nation set during the 2260s. Although we are based on the Original Series and JJ Abrams movies, the lore is fairly different from what we're based on. We do not used NS-Stats since they were designed to be used by modern nations, they don't fit too well with sci-fi themed ones like the Federation.
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Oct 28, 2021 9:37 am

-The United Federation of Planets- wrote:Netflix removed Star Trek! I'm literally crying and shaking right now! Please help me!

Turn to the Alphonse and Fish channel. They've stolen the plots from every movie and TV show since the dawn of time.


Help! There's a duck in my soup!
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 707
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Thu Oct 28, 2021 4:36 pm

Eat it, it might taste good. Just add a little bit of frog legs along side with that.



Help my house is modern!
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3548
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Oct 28, 2021 5:04 pm

Goraria wrote:Eat it, it might taste good. Just add a little bit of frog legs along side with that.



Help my house is modern!

So, get Grian to make you a rustic house

I think i just shat meself
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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-The United Federation of Planets-
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Oct 25, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby -The United Federation of Planets- » Fri Oct 29, 2021 12:31 pm

Great, now fard.

An angry puppet has been following me around during my vacation in Budapest, everytime something goes wrong for me, he screams like a maniac! I need help getting rid of him!

Image
-The United Federation of Planets- is a Star Trek-themed Nation set during the 2260s. Although we are based on the Original Series and JJ Abrams movies, the lore is fairly different from what we're based on. We do not used NS-Stats since they were designed to be used by modern nations, they don't fit too well with sci-fi themed ones like the Federation.
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American Socialist Republicans
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Nov 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby American Socialist Republicans » Fri Oct 29, 2021 12:41 pm

Scream back.

Help! Im on a plane and the engines have stopped working!
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Ittonia
Attaché
 
Posts: 76
Founded: Aug 10, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Ittonia » Fri Oct 29, 2021 12:48 pm

Pray for the deity you believe in to save you,if it doesn't work with onw diety,change to another




911,a guy threw an opossum on me!
Ittonia, an island at the northernmost of the north sea experiencing great history,and culture

From the Prussian colonization era to the discovery of Haeven (Now dying) This nation developed itself and doesn't hesitate continuing!Now,we're trying to do our best in this great world.(Even though it doesn't always work out,LOL)

So now,we honorably sign this post in the name of our nation:The Republic of Ittonia
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 707
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sat Oct 30, 2021 4:50 am

Throw him one back


Help my Minecraft server is too blocky!
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Imperial States of Duotona
Diplomat
 
Posts: 859
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperial States of Duotona » Sat Oct 30, 2021 4:55 am

Then join 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft. *FitMC slowly emerges from the shadows*

Help! I was shot....in a video game!
Imperial States of Duotona
Duotona is a nation nestled in the Pacific Ocean. Marked by the scars of its bloody past, the people of Duotona persist and have given the nation a voice from which it preaches the word of peace and democracy across the globe!
Nation reflects OOC views. NS stats are sent to the shadow realm.
My Carrd, for where else I lurk online.
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3548
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Mon Nov 01, 2021 3:08 pm

Do his mom (XBox live chatter like)

Help! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 707
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Mon Nov 01, 2021 6:27 pm

Have you tried trying to open the door?


*bark* *bark* *bark* *bark* *bark*!!!

Translation: help I’m speaking dog language!!!
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Polomon Islands
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 469
Founded: Oct 06, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Polomon Islands » Mon Nov 01, 2021 6:33 pm

Goraria wrote:Have you tried trying to open the door?


*bark* *bark* *bark* *bark* *bark*!!!

Translation: help I’m speaking dog language!!!

We will send google translate to help.

Help my poop clogged my mothers toilet!
Former Delegate and Member of TOUN.
Former Vice-Delegate of TFUU.
Friends With Papal States 2 and Wolomon Islands and Formerly Dungtoper.
Current WA Delegate for The Three Isles
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Alezian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 311
Founded: Apr 30, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Alezian Union » Sun Nov 07, 2021 5:52 am

... Congratulations! You got yourself a lifetime experience! *hangs up*

Help I ran out of coffee
THE ALEZIAN UNION

Member of the WMCAverse
Waisnor / Malta Comino Gozo / Carrelie / ALEZIAN UNION

Read The Alezian Union: The Comic HERE!

Winner of Worldvision 94 and 103, Runner-up of Worldvision 83 (through NA), 104, and 105, WHF 55, and JWHF 9
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