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European Federation Reunified
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 471
Founded: Jun 20, 2020
Corporate Bordello

Postby European Federation Reunified » Thu Oct 07, 2021 12:40 pm

I'll put you in direct contact with the Indonesian ambassador.

Help! Google Translate is giving me problems!
Il traduit toujours les mots dans différentes langues!
Was kann ich tun?
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Cynetia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Mar 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Cynetia » Thu Oct 07, 2021 2:57 pm

What's all this damned Google nonsense? Go get a honey!

Help help help help help!!!!!!! I am overusing exclamation points to an unneeded extent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't. Just don't
Cynetia is a nation run by a random Oregonian.
Odd and offbeat without being overboard, I think...
I'm cringe, just like you.
This nation doesn't entirely represent my irl views due to me not understanding some issues and messing up!!! Yay!!
You can also see me messing around on these midgets (The Autonomous Matorian Peninsula West Grand Rivers Aitenyc Dreadford)
Much like -Grebia-, I have my own wiki page with a better description of my nation https://alternate-territories.fandom.com/wiki/Cynetia.
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3548
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:16 pm

Stop holding shift, and it should change to numbers

Help! I’m being compressed
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INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Gabingston
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Aug 10, 2019
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Gabingston » Sat Oct 09, 2021 3:24 am

unzip yourself with winrar

The world assembly is filled with hippies and liberals! Someone do something!
Dear Liberals, if socialism is so great? Why am I not socialist? Checkmate.
-Shen Bapiro

https://imgur.com/IBGGt29

Uses NS stats, proudly (answer more issues and accept the flaws of your nations soyboys and soygirls)
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Horacellum Testing Grounds
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: May 18, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Horacellum Testing Grounds » Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:00 am

Go to a nearby cave and commit unga bunga. We can't do anything about that, sorry.

Help, I am being chased by a hoard of hungry and angry ducks!
An alternative nation to Horacellum. Second Canon a.k.a. FanT Factbooks are kept here.
Fight for the Utopia! The Stars Shall Guide Our Might and Magic!
PLEASE OMIT THE 'TESTING GROUNDS' PART WHENEVER YOU REFER TO THIS NATION
An "otherworldly" nation that is currently on the same timeline as the Cold War Era Earth, full of magics and many other wonders!
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New Kowloon Bay
Diplomat
 
Posts: 632
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Kowloon Bay » Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:04 am

Prepare for the airdrop, sir. 100 kilograms of bread incoming.

Help! I am being invaded by my snowball-throwing neighbour and his pack of small children!
Yeah I don't know when I'm set in.
yet another uh.....
NKB News:


More information here.

GSA always will be missed
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Imperial States of Duotona
Diplomat
 
Posts: 859
Founded: Sep 08, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperial States of Duotona » Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:06 am

And those who tasted the bite of his sword named him... The Doom Slayer. *Doom music intensifies*

Help!1!! XD I is stuck in 2011 internet hilarious meme talk!!1!! Lolz!
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Imperial States of Duotona
Duotona is a nation nestled in the Pacific Ocean. Marked by the scars of its bloody past, the people of Duotona persist and have given the nation a voice from which it preaches the word of peace and democracy across the globe!
Nation reflects OOC views. NS stats are sent to the shadow realm.
My Carrd, for where else I lurk online.
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Porde
Attaché
 
Posts: 73
Founded: Mar 26, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Porde » Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:07 am

New Kowloon Bay wrote:Prepare for the airdrop, sir. 100 kilograms of bread incoming.

Help! I am being invaded by my snowball-throwing neighbour and his pack of small children!


Scare them.

I cannot get rid of FNF stuff. Help!
tbh.
Azerbaijani, he/him, kind of incredibly weird (often cases)
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Cereskia 2
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Jul 04, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia 2 » Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:09 am

Try downloading a malware to remove them

I uh... AH-AH A- *silence*
Herro Prease, am Cereskia 2: Electric Boogaloo
Oh yeah, and who da fock is Alastair?????
P.S: These people don't know how to spell "Stickmin" correctly, *Le Facepalm*
Get a load of this adbot sh!t.
-Taco and Dave Panpa.
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Free Stalliongrad
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 411
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Free Stalliongrad » Sat Oct 16, 2021 3:00 am

Can I suggest a psychologist?

Help! I am seeing strange beings that look like apes but less hairy. I don't know how I should approach!
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 707
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sat Oct 16, 2021 2:38 pm

Ooga booga ooga choga

Your also less hairy and looks likes an ape. I should probably be more afraid to you then.

Help someone pressed the launch nuclear warhead button and now it’s gonna nuke New York, New York!
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Greater Liyue
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Jun 05, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Greater Liyue » Sat Oct 16, 2021 3:00 pm

Goraria wrote:Ooga booga ooga choga

Your also less hairy and looks likes an ape. I should probably be more afraid to you then.

Help someone pressed the launch nuclear warhead button and now it’s gonna nuke New York, New York!


Let the nuke go, New York is not worth it anyway.

Help! My curry will not get here in a hurry!
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Bazelgeuse
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jul 18, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Bazelgeuse » Sat Oct 16, 2021 3:52 pm

One more call and you'll be buried. We'll send you a fine of 1 curry bowl very soon.

911. There's a huge, burnt pickle terrorizing everybody at the Pentagon, it's already destroyed the Arlington city hall and covered the city in pickle water, and imprisoning people who only are able to eat the pickle skin on the monster. Please send help quick, I don't want to eat pickles anymore!
Bazel
F7 guide factbook for newcomers: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1608690
Mhw fan real life
compliance, freedoms, patriotism and defense forces, culture, weather and sector: Agriculture.

News: Third Fleet commander cannot figure out why Vaal Hazak slime is causing all the machinery to dissolve. Several warriors have died trying to fight Zinogre and turn it into a nation. Drunk namielle dragon attacks major population center after eating berries. Pet bazelgeuse dragon found throwing a surprise birthday party for elderly woman. Giant flaming pickle mistaken for a pulsating deviljho, causing mass panic by law enforcement.
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Biwolfia
Envoy
 
Posts: 204
Founded: May 22, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Biwolfia » Sat Oct 16, 2021 6:15 pm

Sir, calm down. Just show it a bomb. It should calm down and start playing video games.

Help! I'm being forced to be social!
The Matriarchal Phantasmocracy of Biwolfia

A Class 1.8 Civilization according to this index
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Free Ravensburg
Senator
 
Posts: 3548
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Sat Oct 16, 2021 6:23 pm

Isn’t calling also being social?

Help! A spider is in my room
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Canadian Air Force Shoots Down "Alien UFO" over Upper Columbia | Unrest in Australia over Personal Protection Against Wildlife Reaches New High as Dingo-related Deaths Rise among Youth / NAT:| EELOO Lander Making Pass by Io

RADIO KSTO: Now Playing: 1:28/8:56 Gaming/Modded
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 0:00/2:37 Cinematic
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:16/5:09 Gaming
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo that Lives in the F7 Servers | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | Current Global Mood: A RL Canadian is about to stop saying sorry | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic | Currently Working On: 1 New Season, 2 New Series, 2 Movies, Possibly the Animation Company to Give a Retcon to Forumpost Lore
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Hantuonia
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Sep 26, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Hantuonia » Sat Oct 16, 2021 6:28 pm

Then just burn down the house!
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Help! I committed war crimes in Syria then got assaulted by 7 year olds!
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I am not too active, I really on log on only to preserve this account.
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Burger Kings Kingdom
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Burger Kings Kingdom » Sat Oct 16, 2021 6:40 pm

Sorry, but we don't take calls about 7 year-olds anymore. We don't need PR disaster like that again.


Help! There's a blackout in the Amish community.
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Vrine
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: Oct 03, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Vrine » Sat Oct 16, 2021 6:44 pm

911, what's your, uh, not emergency?

HELP I LOST MY CIVIL RIGHTS ON MY NATION PLEASE SOMEBODY GET A TIME MACHINE, OH, HELP PLEASE!
*screaming*

Oh, that problem

Calm down, please proceed to factory reset your computer.
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The African Emirates
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 189
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Sat Oct 16, 2021 6:44 pm

Have you tried turning the horses on and off again?

Help! My local football team is losing a pre-season game!
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes
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Hantuonia
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Sep 26, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Hantuonia » Sat Oct 16, 2021 6:49 pm

What are you doing! Get some steroids in the players sports drinks immediately!
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I snuck onto the computer when my mom told me not to use it, I think she is onto me! If she finds me she'll slam my head into the keyb- y yh6 yh y y bg bg b b
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I am not too active, I really on log on only to preserve this account.
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Lamrac
Attaché
 
Posts: 84
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Lamrac » Sat Oct 16, 2021 8:13 pm

I'll Transfer you to the Department of Child Services 24hr Call Center.

McDonald's didn't give me enough barbeque sauce.
As a nation in the 2040's where the USA dissolved into civil way following the 2020 Election, Our territory consists of Indiana, Michigan, Minnesota and Wisconsin.
Federal Republic of Lamrac.
duc per exemplum
Home
Factbook
Embassy Program
(OOC: Biden won his 306 electors fair and square. Lamrac is from an alternate timeline where he did steal the election and managed to "win" all 538 electors.)
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 707
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sat Oct 16, 2021 9:42 pm

Sue them
Help I must find da way!
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Alezian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 311
Founded: Apr 30, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Alezian Union » Mon Oct 18, 2021 7:21 am

Sir, I shall redirect you to the 2019 hotline, please wait...

Help, I procrastinated too much lately, and that workout video my PE teacher had assigned ain't going to finish itself! What should I do???
THE ALEZIAN UNION

Member of the WMCAverse
Waisnor / Malta Comino Gozo / Carrelie / ALEZIAN UNION

Read The Alezian Union: The Comic HERE!

Winner of Worldvision 94 and 103, Runner-up of Worldvision 83 (through NA), 104, and 105, WHF 55, and JWHF 9
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2020
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Mon Oct 18, 2021 7:26 am

Fuck them! Why would you do it?

Help I might have a splinter or a paper cut on my index finger!
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats looked at Nightmarchers and died- Read my factbooks (NS Policies are canon though)
I comment on F7 way too much
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Indo States
Minister
 
Posts: 3152
Founded: Jan 05, 2018
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Indo States » Tue Oct 19, 2021 12:10 am

Just you need to put a Bandage in your Wounds and just let it heal.



Help, Nintendo Bothers me to buy their $50 Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pack, and their fans too, they just wanted me to buy their Overpriced Paid Online Membership. Please, Help.
Fédération Fatimanienné - Fatiman Federation
Country of Freedom and Education


I DO NOT USE NATIONSTATES STATS
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