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Abject Ludicrosity
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 189
Founded: Oct 01, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Abject Ludicrosity » Sat Sep 04, 2021 11:16 pm

Okay, we'll send someone to help you hang up the phone.
Help! I'm having an identity crisis!
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Vikanias
Minister
 
Posts: 2121
Founded: May 01, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Vikanias » Sat Sep 04, 2021 11:59 pm

Get some black face paint on!

BU: help! I’m having trouble deciding which blade of grass is better!
“As he died to make man holy, let us die to make man free.”

LIKES: Israel, Progessive Conservatism, Enviromental protections, small business, Newfoundland, Crab, Christianity, Democracy, Trust Busting, Pierre Poilievre, Guns, Dinosaurs, Star Wars, the Military, Pacificism, Nuclear Power

DISLIKES: Palestine, Communism, Pollution, Big Business, Quebec, CEO fat cats, Drag shows, Extreme Atheism, Authoritarianism, Pacifism, Warmongering, Trudeau, Monopolies, Gun Control
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Alezian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 311
Founded: Apr 30, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Alezian Union » Tue Sep 07, 2021 3:44 am

Can't you just love them equally?



Help I want to play the violin better
THE ALEZIAN UNION

Member of the WMCAverse
Waisnor / Malta Comino Gozo / Carrelie / ALEZIAN UNION

Read The Alezian Union: The Comic HERE!

Winner of Worldvision 94 and 103, Runner-up of Worldvision 83 (through NA), 104, and 105, WHF 55, and JWHF 9
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Tue Sep 07, 2021 9:25 am

We're sending Doc Severinson to help you.


Help me Rhonda! Help! Help me Rhonda!
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Pax Somaliana
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Sep 30, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pax Somaliana » Mon Sep 13, 2021 11:26 pm

I'll be right over to help you get her out of your heart.
Help! I'm addicted to water!
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TheFlameHotel
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 13, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby TheFlameHotel » Mon Sep 13, 2021 11:30 pm

Then I suppose you won't kick up a fuss if I drown you.

Help! Everyone says I have a problem with repeating myself! Everyone says i have a problem with repeating myself! Help! Everyone says-
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Alezian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 311
Founded: Apr 30, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Alezian Union » Tue Sep 14, 2021 1:55 am

That is a commendable trait, you should be proud of yourself

Help I think I got into the wrong hotel!
THE ALEZIAN UNION

Member of the WMCAverse
Waisnor / Malta Comino Gozo / Carrelie / ALEZIAN UNION

Read The Alezian Union: The Comic HERE!

Winner of Worldvision 94 and 103, Runner-up of Worldvision 83 (through NA), 104, and 105, WHF 55, and JWHF 9
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New Kowloon Bay
Diplomat
 
Posts: 632
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Kowloon Bay » Tue Sep 14, 2021 1:57 am

Rearrange the signage on the hotel so the name is the correct hotel!

Help! I called the Fire Department!
Yeah I don't know when I'm set in.
yet another uh.....
NKB News:


More information here.

GSA always will be missed
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Neo-Western East Korea
Diplomat
 
Posts: 562
Founded: Jun 15, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Neo-Western East Korea » Tue Sep 14, 2021 1:58 am

Call the water department to fix the issue.

Help! All of my bread has been stolen by a genetic abomination!
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True Europa State
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 188
Founded: May 20, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby True Europa State » Tue Sep 14, 2021 2:00 am

Steal it back from them!

Help me! My water bottle became empty!
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The United Socialist Republic of Klementonia
Quote of the Year
If you feel bad about life, think about it this way. There’s billions of years of history in the entirety of life, with more to come, and you’ve managed to be born at the same time as Nationstates. Cool, huh?
1. My nation's actual name is 'Klementonia', or the 'United Socialist Republic of Klementonia'
2. I have a dual presidency
3. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tru ... id=1780285   <-- Check out this factbook for all IC information
1. I rarely rp outside of regional RMB’s
2. My TG’s are open all the time
3. Best interests are NS, Anime, and Gaming. If you have any questions regarding those, feel free to ask!
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Trivalve
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 382
Founded: Jun 17, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Trivalve » Tue Sep 14, 2021 2:04 am

Go on an epic adventure to find some tap water

My shoe lace just undid itself
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Founder and Head ISO of Crimson Spire, former Local Councillor of the South Pacific, Creator and Head of the Regional Development program, former Deputy Councillor of the South Pacific, former Leader of the South Pacific Union.

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Octahedralia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Octahedralia » Tue Sep 14, 2021 4:20 am

Just tie the shoe again



Help, i outpizza'd the hut!
you may now access
THE OCTAHEDRON

Years lasted: 1
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Alezian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 311
Founded: Apr 30, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Alezian Union » Tue Sep 14, 2021 5:51 am

Next time outpizza the hut using what we call a Domino technique

Help, how do I zoom?
THE ALEZIAN UNION

Member of the WMCAverse
Waisnor / Malta Comino Gozo / Carrelie / ALEZIAN UNION

Read The Alezian Union: The Comic HERE!

Winner of Worldvision 94 and 103, Runner-up of Worldvision 83 (through NA), 104, and 105, WHF 55, and JWHF 9
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:27 am

Press the big red button.

Help! The phone cord is wrapped around my neck!
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Quebec-Libre
Diplomat
 
Posts: 577
Founded: Jan 18, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Quebec-Libre » Tue Sep 14, 2021 10:58 am

Sir this is a wireless phone.

I have ingested a large quantity of Coca Cola and then took a Mentos.
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True Europa State
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 188
Founded: May 20, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby True Europa State » Tue Sep 14, 2021 11:03 am

Pray, that's all you can do


Help! My AC is not on, and its hot!
The United Socialist Republic of Klementonia
Quote of the Year
If you feel bad about life, think about it this way. There’s billions of years of history in the entirety of life, with more to come, and you’ve managed to be born at the same time as Nationstates. Cool, huh?
1. My nation's actual name is 'Klementonia', or the 'United Socialist Republic of Klementonia'
2. I have a dual presidency
3. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=tru ... id=1780285   <-- Check out this factbook for all IC information
1. I rarely rp outside of regional RMB’s
2. My TG’s are open all the time
3. Best interests are NS, Anime, and Gaming. If you have any questions regarding those, feel free to ask!
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Noristoniaka
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Noristoniaka » Tue Sep 14, 2021 11:05 am

Put a a bucket of icecubes on either sides of your head paralell to your ears.


Help, my face is misshapen from all the basketballs hitting my head!
中文很玩！
help me

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A Leftist, Karelian- based nation located in Karelia, made to be the only non-hellscape on Earth. Has a lot of frozen yogurt parlors. (most) NS Stats Canon. Yeah, I said it, fools
Norsk и Italiano poigu born in New Jersey and lives in ‘Bama Pittsburgh. Likes Chai lattés and multilingualism.
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Werstonal
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Jan 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Werstonal » Tue Sep 14, 2021 11:15 am

Hit it again, maybe that'll fix it.

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Help, my ears been ringing but instead of ringings, it's farts!
The Provincial Union of Werstonal

UNION HERALD -  EMERGENCY  An earthquake of 6.2 Richter is detected 3.5 km away from Mount Hajamaku, which is currently active for the past few months. Residents within 4 km radius are instructed to immediately evacuate from the area!
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The Military State of the Galapagos
Minister
 
Posts: 2650
Founded: Jan 19, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Military State of the Galapagos » Sat Sep 18, 2021 6:49 pm

Go take a crap and call us if your still hearing them




HELP THE TOLIET WATER IS RISING
Founder of the KTO
Destroyer of the GCN
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Forhillia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Apr 30, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Forhillia » Sat Sep 18, 2021 8:02 pm

Get a plunger and call the plumber.

Help! I wanna go maskless but I can’t due to covid!
This nation represents my real life views.
My Political Compass
Feel Free To Do This!
My 9Axes
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Santa Selena
Envoy
 
Posts: 243
Founded: May 07, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Santa Selena » Sat Sep 25, 2021 7:35 pm

...You must learn the way of the Karen

991! Some douche nuked my backyard! They're calling it N-Day!
Low quality posts from 2020-2021!
-Insert Lore Here- Proceeds to sip neutrality
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Diarcesia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6315
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Diarcesia » Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:01 pm

Santa Selena wrote:...You must learn the way of the Karen

991! Some douche nuked my backyard! They're calling it N-Day!

At least they didn't call you the N-Word.

The president is reading my mind!
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-Arene
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Aug 19, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby -Arene » Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:05 pm

Aww the president likes you!

Help! there's this weird guy on my front door!
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Santa Selena
Envoy
 
Posts: 243
Founded: May 07, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Santa Selena » Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:07 pm

Beat him to the chase and tell him about the lord and saviour jeebus.

How to uncook cookie, I want my daily dose of salmonella
Low quality posts from 2020-2021!
-Insert Lore Here- Proceeds to sip neutrality
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2020
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:12 pm

I too, miss my daily dose of Sam O' Nella.

Help why is South Africa the Vietnam war of TNO but not Indonesia?
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats looked at Nightmarchers and died- Read my factbooks (NS Policies are canon though)
I comment on F7 way too much
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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