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Kombinita Socialisma Demokratio
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Posts: 1074
Founded: Apr 14, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Kombinita Socialisma Demokratio » Tue Jun 29, 2021 1:57 pm

Well, an album won't play itself; put it on the record player.

Help, the shooting range next door is keeping me up all night
❤Pro: Immigration, gun control, demilitarization, internationalism, socialism, direct democracy, disestablishmentarianism, feminism, open boarders, unity, peace, pacifism, vegetarianism, and lbgt+
☠Anti: Unfair wages/capitalism, war, military, violence, hate, ignorance, weapons, racism, imperialism, patriotism, nationalism, fascism, nativism, violent protest, ANTIFA, USA, and sexism
Collectivism score: 100
Authoritarianism score: 50
Internationalism score: 33
Tribalism score: -100
Liberalism score: 83
I apologize for all the hate and violence that has been caused and will be caused by humanity.
More detailed flag and Seal
[☮] and [_✯_] ☭
Kune ni sukcesos egale
Together we prosper equally

Вместе мы процветать в равной степени
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Tremulo
Attaché
 
Posts: 72
Founded: Feb 02, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Tremulo » Tue Jun 29, 2021 2:51 pm

Just shoot at it, it'll stop.

Help, I need to put together an Ikea chair.
Indiana 2, Island Boogaloo
Firefly News: Otter population in New Patoka Lake up 25% from last year according to census, President Johnson to judge venison cooking festival, Progressive Party conflicted about Green Party in latest meeting, Collectivist Action Party's leader to face life in prison for orchestration of riots in Wabash

Usually vibing on F7. Literally just an average dude, nothing special.
Mainly focusing on expanding trivia and culture factbooks, attempting an emphasis on humor.
This nation represents my views for the most part, with a few differences. I don't think there's any unironic anti-centrists, lol.
NS stats and policies have been shot out of the canonicity cannon.
Also, Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes is very pogchamp.
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Piste-Land
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 487
Founded: Aug 30, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Piste-Land » Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:06 pm

Just put it together with the help of our good friend Flex Tape®!
Help! Some random monkey fell out of a window on the 37th floor.
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| The Republic of Goldonia |
| An island nation on the planet of Equinox that maintains a non-aligned stance in international affairs. | Lore is currently being rewritten. | We're (physically identical to) humans. |
| Overview | President | Retconned Factbooks | (OOC) The F7 Choir! | IC Flag | (CLOSED/READ-ONLY) NSPoliteia Index | (OOC) Other Nations
| Tech Level: MT | NS Stats Used: Take a wild guess. | Alastair is a Stickmin. |
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Catarapania
Envoy
 
Posts: 230
Founded: Jun 27, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Catarapania » Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:08 pm

Hey, it's free bushmeat.

My ceiling fan is menacing me.
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Guatemalan Corsica
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Posts: 17
Founded: Aug 03, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Guatemalan Corsica » Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:10 pm

Un program it.

Help, the virus from my computer has infected me
I cannot eat a hamburger in 60 seconds, or speedrun World 8 in 60 minutes.
No, I'm not in India.

My Favorite Games: Always Super Mario
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Noristoniaka
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Nov 23, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Noristoniaka » Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:18 pm

DESTROY THE INCUBATOR! Oh, and go to the doctor.

Help, Chick-Fil-A took over the South United States and now everyone is obese!
中文很玩！
help me

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A Leftist, Karelian- based nation located in Karelia, made to be the only non-hellscape on Earth. Has a lot of frozen yogurt parlors. (most) NS Stats Canon. Yeah, I said it, fools
Norsk и Italiano poigu born in New Jersey and lives in ‘Bama Pittsburgh. Likes Chai lattés and multilingualism.
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The Imagination Animals
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Posts: 1233
Founded: Mar 27, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Imagination Animals » Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:18 pm

Then try to get an idea for a bill that will outlaw Chick-Fil-A

Help, the words of the book I’m reading are upside down
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IC Name: Crossoveria
NS Stats are NOT canon!
This nation doesn't represent my views
Sign up for our embassy program | Ask me questions here
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NEWS :: Supreme Leader Waldemar Rochester meets with foreign leadership to discuss future plans in regards to the relations between the two counties
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United Republic of Free States
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Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 10, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby United Republic of Free States » Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:24 pm

You just need to stand on your head.

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I am foreigner to your country and I think, how you say it, my hovercraft is full of eels.
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25677
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Wed Jun 30, 2021 6:31 am

Here's a new hovercraft

Help, where's the toilet?
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
I would love to commission infrastructure in Australia. If anyone knows how I, as a lay person, could do so, please TG me. I'm dead serious
We're closer in time to 2050 than 1950

Wonderful Song Quotes

18 Published Issues, 1 Published WA Resolution
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Kauzat
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Posts: 20
Founded: Apr 19, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby Kauzat » Wed Jun 30, 2021 6:44 am

Australian rePublic wrote:Here's a new hovercraft

Help, where's the toilet?

should be down hall 4,992,021. if not, just go outside.


HELP, I ACCIDENTALLY BLEW UP A CAR!
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The Islamic Space Piracy Group of "Kauzantia"
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Catarapania
Envoy
 
Posts: 230
Founded: Jun 27, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Catarapania » Wed Jun 30, 2021 7:09 am

Poke a hole in it, it should deflate on its own.

I've fallen, but I can get up.
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The Imagination Animals
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1233
Founded: Mar 27, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Imagination Animals » Fri Jul 02, 2021 6:09 am

Then get up. It's that simple

I wrote something with a crayon, but I can't erase it
IC Name: Crossoveria
NS Stats are NOT canon!
This nation doesn't represent my views
Sign up for our embassy program | Ask me questions here
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NEWS :: Supreme Leader Waldemar Rochester meets with foreign leadership to discuss future plans in regards to the relations between the two counties
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Burger Kings Kingdom
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Burger Kings Kingdom » Wed Jul 07, 2021 9:51 am

Put the paper over an open flame to melt the crayon wax.


I need to know the identity of the Dairy Queen. Who is she?
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Vortex Robotics
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jun 28, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Vortex Robotics » Sat Jul 10, 2021 2:19 am

Burger Kings Kingdom wrote:I need to know the identity of the Dairy Queen. Who is she?

Go to your local supermarket. Find the Dairy isle, and if there's a woman in expensive clothing hoarding dairy products in her almost-full pushcart, it's her.
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Lotaijuunn
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Aug 08, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Lotaijuunn » Sat Jul 10, 2021 2:38 am

I accidentally walked into a metamorphosis machine and now I'm an elephant.
A large peaceful African island nation with a love of civil rights, tropical rainforrest, their own language, and socioeconomical systems.
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North Cromch
Envoy
 
Posts: 214
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby North Cromch » Sat Jul 10, 2021 2:43 am

Walk back into it.

Help! I can't find Mulberry Street yet somehow I know how to get to Sesame Street!
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Sat Jul 10, 2021 7:38 am

Go down three blocks, then turn right, go two more blocks and ask somebody else.


Help! There's a bee in my bonnet!
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 707
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sat Jul 10, 2021 1:16 pm

Kill the bee and if for some reason it made a nest there throw your bonnet away.

Help I have suffered from hearing loss and I am still watching the news.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
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(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Burger Kings Kingdom
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Burger Kings Kingdom » Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:14 pm

Well if you're watching the news, then there's no problem. You watch things with your eyes, not your ears.


Help! The last Burger King in Iceland closed in 2008.
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Free Rosabell
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Posts: 24
Founded: Oct 22, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Rosabell » Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:23 pm

Are there any fast food chains besides Burger King ? Don't hang up, I have already sent 4 patrol units to fly over to Iceland already. Just wait for a day or two and charge your phone while doing so.

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Officer ! I need help, someone is making me walk on legos
When Life Gives You Crap, Flush It Away
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The Hazar Amisnery
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 395
Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Hazar Amisnery » Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:32 pm

Man up and ignore the pain

My fish drowned
WA delegate of The European Commonwealth of Nations
committed a crime in Europe, sorry Yahlia
pls join my region we are dying
“Beware the barrenness of a busy life”
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2019
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Sat Jul 10, 2021 11:11 pm

Well give it mouth to mouth


Help, that's it, just help me
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats looked at Nightmarchers and died- Read my factbooks (NS Policies are canon though)
I comment on F7 way too much
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Pirusavia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 134
Founded: Jan 25, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Pirusavia » Sun Jul 11, 2021 5:34 am

Have you ever consider restarting it?



Help! My meat grinder is catching a bonfire!
A federal left-wing nationalist country situated in a fictional world in the extended Cold War timeline. Authoritarian by Western standards, Libertarian by Eastern standards. Atomic Tech - The year is 1978.

In process of retconning, especially regarding geography and demographics.
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2019
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Wed Jul 14, 2021 11:58 pm

/bumpskip
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats looked at Nightmarchers and died- Read my factbooks (NS Policies are canon though)
I comment on F7 way too much
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Suseva
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 16, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Suseva » Thu Jul 15, 2021 12:55 am

Have you tried moving the bonfire away from the meat grinder?

Help, my bed is not organized!
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