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Crilland
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Posts: 80
Founded: Jun 15, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Crilland » Tue May 11, 2021 6:38 am

no.
help! i lost moms spaghetti! my knees are weak and my arms are heavy!
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Tue May 11, 2021 6:57 am

Is the real slim shady there?

My people are rebelling again.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Caliland
Envoy
 
Posts: 229
Founded: Apr 19, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Caliland » Tue May 11, 2021 7:40 am

well, that's life




Help! I've just been hired as a 911 operator, and I have absolutely no idea what to do!
A direct democracy on islands off the coast of California, where government affairs are filmed for a reality TV show and social media is the only way to vote. Member of UAN & ICDN

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Not a joke nation, just heavy-handed with the humor, but can and will be serious if needed.
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Tue May 11, 2021 8:09 am

Just answer the phone.


Help! There are ten thousand dead monkeys in my living room!
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Earth Allies
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Posts: 1189
Founded: May 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Earth Allies » Tue May 11, 2021 8:31 am

Get them to Earth-48!!

Help!!! I need to find another Earth!!
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The United Federation of Terrans
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Posts: 1969
Founded: Aug 26, 2014
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The United Federation of Terrans » Tue May 11, 2021 9:10 am

And I need to find a new job. We all can't get what we want.


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Help! Burger King won't serve lunch until 1100.
My travels take me many places, from the scorching sands to the cold, dark vacuum of space. But I always return to my friends and family at The Pub.
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The Sads
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 24, 2021
Anarchy

Postby The Sads » Tue May 11, 2021 9:16 am

You'll just have to eat McDonald's.

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¡No hablo inglés! ¡Ayúdame por favor!
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Caliland
Envoy
 
Posts: 229
Founded: Apr 19, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Caliland » Tue May 11, 2021 9:16 am

then overthrow the burger king and make it a burger democracy, as for the king, you're heard of Louis the XVI (16th), haven't you?




Help! the burger revolution devolved into a reign of terror, help, help, he-*guillotine slices*
A direct democracy on islands off the coast of California, where government affairs are filmed for a reality TV show and social media is the only way to vote. Member of UAN & ICDN

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Epic Bruh Moment
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Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 10, 2021
Ex-Nation

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Earth Allies
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Posts: 1189
Founded: May 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Earth Allies » Tue May 11, 2021 9:57 am

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Dude....wRoNg pLaCe

/stillme
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Goraria
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Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Tue May 11, 2021 1:00 pm

The Sads wrote:You'll just have to eat McDonald's.

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¡No hablo inglés! ¡Ayúdame por favor!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh what? Sorry I don’t speak Spanish.

AN: Go to Wendy’s. They serve the best chicken nuggets out there (in my opinion)




Help I have type 2 diabetes!
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Imperial Rifta
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Posts: 1864
Founded: Sep 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Imperial Rifta » Tue May 11, 2021 1:18 pm

RIP my friend.

Help I ate rat poison
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Eagles - Braves - Crimson Tide - Kraken -

News: The Riftan Professional Bailball League’s playoffs begin and the headlines are stolen by the massive upset by the Etnasa Warhorses over the Proxima Purple Knights in the first round. Meanwhile, the Sarif Beasts topple the Cesar Red after a low scoring game culminating in a one-point victory.
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Earth Allies
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1189
Founded: May 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Earth Allies » Tue May 11, 2021 1:21 pm

Oh....Iḿ not the Doc Brown

Help!!! I need Doc Brown!!
World Health Organization
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Earth-NS: NS Forum, HRM is President of Earth Allies

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Aurevbush
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 420
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Tue May 11, 2021 1:23 pm

Imperial Rifta wrote:RIP my friend.

Help I ate rat poison

Here's the Posion Control Center Hotline, 1-800 IMD-YING,
They may ask you to stay on the line for about 60 minutes.

My computer broke down.
Located on the planet Aramnah as a technological powerhouse in a diverse multispecies sci-fantasy universe (PMT/FT/whatev), Yankeew@nk
Young American male, awkward, metalhead and history buff
THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
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Imperial Rifta
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Posts: 1864
Founded: Sep 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Imperial Rifta » Tue May 11, 2021 1:39 pm

Aurevbush wrote: 1-800 IMD-YING

Hahahaha


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Eagles - Braves - Crimson Tide - Kraken -

News: The Riftan Professional Bailball League’s playoffs begin and the headlines are stolen by the massive upset by the Etnasa Warhorses over the Proxima Purple Knights in the first round. Meanwhile, the Sarif Beasts topple the Cesar Red after a low scoring game culminating in a one-point victory.
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Caliland
Envoy
 
Posts: 229
Founded: Apr 19, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Caliland » Tue May 11, 2021 1:59 pm

Punch it



Help! Im stuck in traffic behind some idiot who’s blaring his annoying music!
A direct democracy on islands off the coast of California, where government affairs are filmed for a reality TV show and social media is the only way to vote. Member of UAN & ICDN

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Imperial Rifta
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Posts: 1864
Founded: Sep 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Imperial Rifta » Tue May 11, 2021 2:01 pm

Play your music louder then ram into him.

Help someone’s doggo didn’t like me and now I feel suicidal
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Eagles - Braves - Crimson Tide - Kraken -

News: The Riftan Professional Bailball League’s playoffs begin and the headlines are stolen by the massive upset by the Etnasa Warhorses over the Proxima Purple Knights in the first round. Meanwhile, the Sarif Beasts topple the Cesar Red after a low scoring game culminating in a one-point victory.
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Tue May 11, 2021 2:03 pm

Stop it get some help.


Help I didn’t pay my taxes!
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You might find me in forum 7.
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News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Hemkoria
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Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 25, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Hemkoria » Tue May 11, 2021 6:56 pm

Enjoy your stay in prison.

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27180
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Wed May 12, 2021 1:00 am

Yaw rieht no era sizaN rammarg eht

Help, I dropped my phone in the ocean and had to borrow a stranger's phone to call you
Hard-Core Centrist. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
All in-character posts are fictional and have no actual connection to any real governments
You don't appreciate the good police officers until you've lived amongst the dregs of society and/or had them as customers
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
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I want to commission infrastructure in Australia in real life, if you can help me, please telegram me. I am dead serious
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Wed May 12, 2021 1:25 am

Uhhh sir I'm breaking up, Aussie wifi is sh*t what was it again?
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Help, I dropped my phone in the ocean and had to borrow a stranger's phone to call you
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Imperial Rifta
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Posts: 1864
Founded: Sep 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Imperial Rifta » Wed May 12, 2021 1:09 pm

Go get it. And by the way, I heard the sharks are hungry today.
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Eagles - Braves - Crimson Tide - Kraken -

News: The Riftan Professional Bailball League’s playoffs begin and the headlines are stolen by the massive upset by the Etnasa Warhorses over the Proxima Purple Knights in the first round. Meanwhile, the Sarif Beasts topple the Cesar Red after a low scoring game culminating in a one-point victory.
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Burger Kings Kingdom
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Burger Kings Kingdom » Sat May 15, 2021 6:32 am

I'm sorry, but I was never taught how to read sign language over the phone.


Help! This thread is dying, and I need someone else to do the CPR because I'm squeamish.
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Imperial Rifta
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Posts: 1864
Founded: Sep 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Imperial Rifta » Sat May 15, 2021 6:40 am

*Does CPR*

Help I did CPR incorrectly and might have injured this person
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Eagles - Braves - Crimson Tide - Kraken -

News: The Riftan Professional Bailball League’s playoffs begin and the headlines are stolen by the massive upset by the Etnasa Warhorses over the Proxima Purple Knights in the first round. Meanwhile, the Sarif Beasts topple the Cesar Red after a low scoring game culminating in a one-point victory.
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sat May 15, 2021 7:39 am

Maybe you just broke part of his rib. He’ll be fine don’t worry.



Help I am one with the flat earth community.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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