NationStates

Posted: **Sun May 09, 2021 7:27 am**

No

I watched shrek 20 times in a row

Posted: **Sun May 09, 2021 7:50 am**

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS ___________________________\

Help I saw someone flossing

Posted: **Sun May 09, 2021 8:40 am**

What about their dental hygiene?

I've encountered a brony, what to do?

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 8:08 am**

Lock and load take no prisoners.

The Olympics won't let me support a domestic terror organization.

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 8:11 am**

Hey, let's not get political, this is 911
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There's a platypus controlling me

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 8:29 am**

(Shouting from the phone) GET GROILLA GRODD!!!!

HELP!! I made the Particle Accelerator explode and then made the la Flash!!

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 9:04 am**

I don’t know how to do that.

Help! A SJW just got triggered.

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 9:23 am**

The Jamesian Republic wrote:I don’t know how to do that.

Help! A SJW just got triggered.

Punch it.

Help, I've been infected by Britishitis. I'm becoming British!

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 9:32 am**

Ok...here is the UKbusters!!!

HELP!! I need to get this right: KE=1/2 m x v^2

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 9:34 am**

There is a bird that is chirping too loud

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 9:35 am**

Arjunnagar wrote:There is a bird that is chirping too loud

You haven´t answered my post

/skipme

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 9:36 am**

There is a bird that is chirping too loud

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 9:39 am**

Earth Allies wrote:
Arjunnagar wrote:There is a bird that is chirping too loud

You haven´t answered my post

/skipme

This dude is saying I didn't answer his post

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 9:42 am**

I have another emergency

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 12:10 pm**

Arjunnagar wrote:
Earth Allies wrote:You haven´t answered my post

/skipme

This dude is saying I didn't answer his post

You need to read other posts to fully be along with the joke

/stillme

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 12:12 pm**

My emergency is that Ukbusters came to my house and blew it up

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 12:13 pm**

UKbusters only do things to the UK like the Ghostbusters....thats just another group

HELP!! Arjunnagar has not answered my post!!!(Joke:p)

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 1:06 pm**

He’s still new around here so give him the benefit of the doubt.

Help I have been AmongUsfied!

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 5:50 pm**

Run, kid, run before it's too late

9-1-1 Tucker Carlson told me to call you guys if I saw a child wearing a face mask on the street. Well, I saw seven of them! Seven! Those poor kids! You have to go and help them immediately!

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 6:29 pm**

Swat is on the way.

I didn't invest in bitcoin when it was cheap.

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 7:23 pm**

Cryptocurrency is a myth anyway. Everyone knows the real value is in celebrity bobbleheads.

Help! I've been watching this TV channel for 20 minutes now, and it's still on the same commercial about vacuum cleaners. If it doesn't go back to the show soon, I might actually order one.

Posted: **Mon May 10, 2021 7:33 pm**

Your credit card is getting cancelled to prevent you from buying vacuum cleaners

9-1-1, I ordered a vacuum cleaner from the same channel!

Posted: **Tue May 11, 2021 3:36 am**

Sell it on eBay.

Help I have been sucked by a black hole!

Posted: **Tue May 11, 2021 4:53 am**

You might've thought that powerful suction came from a black hole, but the truth is the VacMaster 3000 is the greatest vacuum cleaner on the market! Order in the next 30 minutes, and we'll also throw in the DustMaster 2999 for free!

Help! I'm being cancelled on Twitter for saying that marinara is a bad sauce.

Posted: **Tue May 11, 2021 5:08 am**

But it's twatter, duh

And did those feet in ancient times, walk upon England's mountains greens?

NationStates

911 what's your not emergency?