Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 8:59 pmHis victory has been swift. *deutschland, deutschland, über alles...*
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Help! My rice is touching my other rice!
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Help! My rice is touching my other rice!
It's rice, just eat it
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 8:59 pmPosted: Sun May 02, 2021 6:13 amPosted: Sun May 02, 2021 6:16 amYes we do live in THE WORLD.
Help some guy shitted his pants, pulled down his pants stripped naked, and now he’s running being naked with shit on his bottom. It’s really uncomfortable.
Help some guy shitted his pants, pulled down his pants stripped naked, and now he’s running being naked with shit on his bottom. It’s really uncomfortable.
Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 6:19 amGive him anal
Help I told someone to give anal to someone who shat his pants, what will his dick smell like?
Help I told someone to give anal to someone who shat his pants, what will his dick smell like?
Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 5:51 pmFreshly Shatted-On Dick, I'd presume
Help! Someone took my parking spot!
Help! Someone took my parking spot!
Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 6:15 pmPark on them.
I keep on getting Teleported
I keep on getting Teleported
Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 6:30 pmTurn off th—*phone call turns off due to poor internet connection*
Help I used a bath bomb from the e-girls I trapped in my attic and now there’s glitter in my bathtub.
Help I used a bath bomb from the e-girls I trapped in my attic and now there’s glitter in my bathtub.
Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 6:34 pmGoraria wrote:Turn off th—*phone call turns off due to poor internet connection*
Help I used a bath bomb from the e-girls I trapped in my attic and now there’s glitter in my bathtub.
Use a real bomb next time.
Help, I called 911!
Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 6:52 pmDon't worry, we shall redirect your call to the nearest Wendy's
Help I can't stop walking backwards
Help I can't stop walking backwards
Posted: Sun May 02, 2021 7:31 pmBuy a mirror so you can navigate properly.
The ministry of silly walks was defunded.
The ministry of silly walks was defunded.
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 2:41 amWhy did it exist in the first place?
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye but who?
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye but who?
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 5:41 amLife. Life gave you lemons, squeeze them in life's eyes and demand something better!
9-1-1, I'm in a hurry!
9-1-1, I'm in a hurry!
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 5:49 amBuy the all newFast Running Shoe! Guaranteed to... uh... make you run faster...
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I dropped my water bottle
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I dropped my water bottle
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 6:14 amThat's why I only use a Hydro Flask! sksksksksksksksksk *Uncomfortably high-pitched laugh*
I'd like to order a large orange chicken, 1 Hunan beef, 1 beef lo mein, 1 sweet and sour chicken, 3 eggrolls, and 1 wonton soup. Wait a minute. Help! This isn't a Chinese restaurant, it's 9-1-1!
I'd like to order a large orange chicken, 1 Hunan beef, 1 beef lo mein, 1 sweet and sour chicken, 3 eggrolls, and 1 wonton soup. Wait a minute. Help! This isn't a Chinese restaurant, it's 9-1-1!
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 6:41 amThis is 911 you want 119.
My moat alligator is missing
My moat alligator is missing
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 6:44 amI CAN'T OPEN MY MAYONAISE JAR.
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 6:50 amI will mark Deutchland as /skip because he didn't answer the previous question.
Then get a real one.
I've been working as an otter on NationStates for a long time.
Then get a real one.
I've been working as an otter on NationStates for a long time.
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 7:08 amTraden wrote:I will mark Deutchland as /skip because he didn't answer the previous question.
Then get a real one.
I've been working as an otter on NationStates for a long time.
bruh moment.
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 7:13 amI will quote the person I'm trying to reply to since this Deustchland person keeps misusing the thread.
Then work as a baby seal to see things from both sides.
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Help, I just gave someone bad advice!
Traden wrote:I've been working as an otter on NationStates for a long time.
Then work as a baby seal to see things from both sides.
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Help, I just gave someone bad advice!
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 7:15 amWatch their failure with interest!
Help! I burnt ice!
Help! I burnt ice!
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 7:55 amtsk, tsk, tsk, that's the 4th time this week someone's called in having burnt ice, oh well enjoy your burnt ice
Help me! help me! I'm all out of lies, and ways to say goodbye
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 8:15 amOh no my parrot is sick. Your welcome.
Half my face burnt off.
Half my face burnt off.
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 8:18 amSo un-burn it.
Help, I need someone to share a YouTube tutorial on face un-burning to this guy. Any links?
Unless, of course, you already know how to handle this situation.
Help, I need someone to share a YouTube tutorial on face un-burning to this guy. Any links?
Unless, of course, you already know how to handle this situation.
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 10:33 amThat’s not possible.
Help a guy next door brought two guys to help take care of his three kids. One of the guys loves Elvis the other is stupid.
Help a guy next door brought two guys to help take care of his three kids. One of the guys loves Elvis the other is stupid.
Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 7:51 pmI'm sorry child protective services has closed due to Covid related budget cuts.
Some lady dressed as a cat is making out with some dude dressed as a bat on the roof across from my apartment.
Some lady dressed as a cat is making out with some dude dressed as a bat on the roof across from my apartment.