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New Swaraelia
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Posts: 63
Founded: Jan 01, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Swaraelia » Sat May 01, 2021 8:59 pm

His victory has been swift. *deutschland, deutschland, über alles...*

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Help! My rice is touching my other rice!
Honoured by Dominant Oppressors to be Honorary Duke of Dominant Oppressors, Honorary Admiral of the Dominant Oppressorian Navy, and Freedom of the City of Risen Christ City. Thank you.

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Perikuresu
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Posts: 62
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Sun May 02, 2021 6:13 am

It's rice, just eat it

THE WORLD

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Goraria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 489
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sun May 02, 2021 6:16 am

Yes we do live in THE WORLD.



Help some guy shitted his pants, pulled down his pants stripped naked, and now he’s running being naked with shit on his bottom. It’s really uncomfortable.
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Btw I don’t use NS stats. And also a big fan of Polandballs.
You might find me in forum 7. I also have no other social media because I suck. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

Ninja’d

News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. Due to the weather being extremely outdated we have disabled the weather forecast for all nations in NationStates and only let the citizens see it. One peep in the IDSF region and there’s stuff everywhere.

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Perikuresu
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Posts: 62
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Sun May 02, 2021 6:19 am

Give him anal

Help I told someone to give anal to someone who shat his pants, what will his dick smell like?

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Droiden
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Jun 17, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Droiden » Sun May 02, 2021 5:51 pm

Freshly Shatted-On Dick, I'd presume

Help! Someone took my parking spot!
Sixteenth Year of the Revolution (2036) | Anthem (Instrumental) | Anthem (Lyrics)
Our wacky sort of philosophy (coming soon) | Canon Map | People's National Congress
Sapply Values
Left-Winger | Bisexual | Transfeminine | Absurdist | Danish-American | Apatheist | She/They |
I unironically like those cringy "Among Us Sus!!!" and DaBaby memes because I turned them into a coping mechanism
Nation aligns like 40% with OOC views.
Arbejderemanden Droidenska, Foren! | Workingmen of Droiden, Unite!
"It is the will of our revolution to stamp out any who would stand against the cause of the working people." - Felix Juul
Hyper-philosophical Kaiserreich-esque Syndicalist State. Lore here | NS Stats not used.

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Treciene
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Posts: 277
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Treciene » Sun May 02, 2021 6:15 pm

Park on them.

I keep on getting Teleported
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The Sovereign Constitutional Empire of Treciene
“Long Live Treciene, for the King and Glory!”

A Great Empire, on a Great Island, In the Middle of the Great Ocean.
The Land Live in is Great and Glorious, The Land I do call home.
News: Extraterrestrial equipment found in parts of west Treciene - A city in Szokol fully destroyed by a bomb - Elections for the assembly coming soon - Bayahasan couped, no connection found

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Goraria
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Posts: 489
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sun May 02, 2021 6:30 pm

Turn off th—*phone call turns off due to poor internet connection*


Help I used a bath bomb from the e-girls I trapped in my attic and now there’s glitter in my bathtub.
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Btw I don’t use NS stats. And also a big fan of Polandballs.
You might find me in forum 7. I also have no other social media because I suck. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

Ninja’d

News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. Due to the weather being extremely outdated we have disabled the weather forecast for all nations in NationStates and only let the citizens see it. One peep in the IDSF region and there’s stuff everywhere.

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Storalia
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Posts: 86
Founded: Dec 15, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Storalia » Sun May 02, 2021 6:34 pm

Goraria wrote:Turn off th—*phone call turns off due to poor internet connection*


Help I used a bath bomb from the e-girls I trapped in my attic and now there’s glitter in my bathtub.


Use a real bomb next time.

Help, I called 911!
Lib-center. Pro-capitalism, pro-gun, pro-free market, pro-safety net. Free speech must be absolute and total. No step on snek.

Yes, I use NS stats. Yes, my nation is insane. Yes, it's glorious.
Danton wrote:Oh, dear... I feel like things aren't going to go over so well in this thread between the various participants...

The Church of Satan wrote:
Pretty Much God wrote:Well they do, just inside of Potato Alliance

Don't give a non-existent faction credit for our achievements. Since 4AM (EST) The Potato Alliance has worked around the clock to exact its revenge on The Horsemen. UPPERCUT has played no part in this. It is just the raging fury of countless potatoes.

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Alezian Union
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Posts: 11
Founded: Apr 30, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Alezian Union » Sun May 02, 2021 6:52 pm

Don't worry, we shall redirect your call to the nearest Wendy's

Help I can't stop walking backwards

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Christian Confederation
Minister
 
Posts: 2326
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Christian Confederation » Sun May 02, 2021 7:31 pm

Buy a mirror so you can navigate properly.

The ministry of silly walks was defunded.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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Perikuresu
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Posts: 62
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Tue May 04, 2021 2:41 am

Why did it exist in the first place?

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye but who?

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21911
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Tue May 04, 2021 5:41 am

Life. Life gave you lemons, squeeze them in life's eyes and demand something better!


9-1-1, I'm in a hurry!
If you're against political parties who support the CCP, then vote against the Australian Labor Party
New Zealand's Prime Minister Jacinda Aardern is so deeply in love with human rights and Muslim lives that she's actively going out of her way to refuse to acknowledge China's persecution of Uyghurs. It's impossible to love human rights & Muslim lives more than that!
Until if and when the Spanish language evolves to allow for gender-neutrality to not be impossible, (which will take at least centuries), the concept of "LatinX" is completely ridiculous
From Greek Ansestry Orthodox Christian
18 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution List of NPC Nations
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Droiden
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Posts: 53
Founded: Jun 17, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Droiden » Tue May 04, 2021 5:49 am

Buy the all newFast Running Shoe! Guaranteed to... uh... make you run faster...
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I dropped my water bottle
Sixteenth Year of the Revolution (2036) | Anthem (Instrumental) | Anthem (Lyrics)
Our wacky sort of philosophy (coming soon) | Canon Map | People's National Congress
Sapply Values
Left-Winger | Bisexual | Transfeminine | Absurdist | Danish-American | Apatheist | She/They |
I unironically like those cringy "Among Us Sus!!!" and DaBaby memes because I turned them into a coping mechanism
Nation aligns like 40% with OOC views.
Arbejderemanden Droidenska, Foren! | Workingmen of Droiden, Unite!
"It is the will of our revolution to stamp out any who would stand against the cause of the working people." - Felix Juul
Hyper-philosophical Kaiserreich-esque Syndicalist State. Lore here | NS Stats not used.

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Burger Kings Kingdom
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Burger Kings Kingdom » Tue May 04, 2021 6:14 am

That's why I only use a Hydro Flask! sksksksksksksksksk *Uncomfortably high-pitched laugh*



I'd like to order a large orange chicken, 1 Hunan beef, 1 beef lo mein, 1 sweet and sour chicken, 3 eggrolls, and 1 wonton soup. Wait a minute. Help! This isn't a Chinese restaurant, it's 9-1-1!

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Christian Confederation
Minister
 
Posts: 2326
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Christian Confederation » Tue May 04, 2021 6:41 am

This is 911 you want 119.

My moat alligator is missing
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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Kingdom Of Deutchland
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Posts: 43
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Tue May 04, 2021 6:44 am

I CAN'T OPEN MY MAYONAISE JAR.

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Traden
Envoy
 
Posts: 222
Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Libertarian Police State

Postby Traden » Tue May 04, 2021 6:50 am

I will mark Deutchland as /skip because he didn't answer the previous question.


Then get a real one.

I've been working as an otter on NationStates for a long time.
Proud member of the IDSF

Also upvote this.

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Kingdom Of Deutchland
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Posts: 43
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Tue May 04, 2021 7:08 am

Traden wrote:I will mark Deutchland as /skip because he didn't answer the previous question.


Then get a real one.

I've been working as an otter on NationStates for a long time.


bruh moment.

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North Sonovia
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Posts: 87
Founded: Mar 30, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby North Sonovia » Tue May 04, 2021 7:13 am

I will quote the person I'm trying to reply to since this Deustchland person keeps misusing the thread.
Traden wrote:I've been working as an otter on NationStates for a long time.


Then work as a baby seal to see things from both sides.
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Help, I just gave someone bad advice!
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She/her, 14 but practically 15 already, pan gang, how the hell do I put a pan emoji right after "pan gang"?

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Serkin
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Serkin » Tue May 04, 2021 7:15 am

Watch their failure with interest!



Help! I burnt ice!

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Caliland
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Posts: 66
Founded: Apr 19, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Caliland » Tue May 04, 2021 7:55 am

Serkin wrote:Watch their failure with interest!



Help! I burnt ice!

tsk, tsk, tsk, that's the 4th time this week someone's called in having burnt ice, oh well enjoy your burnt ice

Help me! help me! I'm all out of lies, and ways to say goodbye
A direct democracy on islands off the coast of California, where government affairs are filmed for a reality TV show and social media is the only way to vote. Member of DEA & ICDN

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Christian Confederation
Minister
 
Posts: 2326
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Christian Confederation » Tue May 04, 2021 8:15 am

Oh no my parrot is sick. Your welcome.

Half my face burnt off.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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North Sonovia
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Posts: 87
Founded: Mar 30, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby North Sonovia » Tue May 04, 2021 8:18 am

So un-burn it.

Help, I need someone to share a YouTube tutorial on face un-burning to this guy. Any links?

Unless, of course, you already know how to handle this situation.
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She/her, 14 but practically 15 already, pan gang, how the hell do I put a pan emoji right after "pan gang"?

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The Jamesian Republic
Diplomat
 
Posts: 914
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Tue May 04, 2021 10:33 am

That’s not possible.



Help a guy next door brought two guys to help take care of his three kids. One of the guys loves Elvis the other is stupid.
The Jamesian Republic is an allegory for the United States of America. It has 48 states like the USA did from 1912-1959 and the Stars and Stripes mean the same thing like they do in Real Life.
The last Coronavirus patients in Stenope are being released. The Pan Arab Motor Race will begin in Nahdad and loop around Middle Orientum and North Aprica. Meanwhile President Bosko of Istoservia has arrived for a state visit.

RedWhiteBlue The Jamesian Republic

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Christian Confederation
Minister
 
Posts: 2326
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Christian Confederation » Tue May 04, 2021 7:51 pm

I'm sorry child protective services has closed due to Covid related budget cuts.

Some lady dressed as a cat is making out with some dude dressed as a bat on the roof across from my apartment.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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