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Goraria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 489
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Wed Apr 28, 2021 2:58 pm

Keep doing it, soon I’ll go away.


Help I just injected myself Domestic Cat virus.
WIP Overview
Btw I don’t use NS stats. And also a big fan of Polandballs.
You might find me in forum 7. I also have no other social media because I suck. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

Ninja’d

News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. Due to the weather being extremely outdated we have disabled the weather forecast for all nations in NationStates and only let the citizens see it. One peep in the IDSF region and there’s stuff everywhere.

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Vladilan
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jun 03, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Vladilan » Wed Apr 28, 2021 2:58 pm

lost sandwich while walking dog through the wall
The most accursed timeline, when the Nazis almost won, and the NKVD didn't kill itself.

Primarily an RMB RP nation, but slowly spreading outwards into the Forums.

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Crilland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 60
Founded: Jun 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Crilland » Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:44 am

make a new one, duh.
help, ive lost my money in a interdimensional rift!
I really play this during school, so monday-Tuesday Thursday-Friday is when I am active.
Also, poggers my friend.:p

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Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 352
Founded: Dec 06, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes » Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:48 am

"We're sending you your two dollars right now"

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I've lost my Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus
Member of ICDN, IDSF and DEA
Still working on all of my factbooks

Small explanation of my flag's symbolism

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Ebnious
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 163
Founded: Aug 22, 2014
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Ebnious » Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:31 am

You have hypertension

My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
My nation is NOT aligned to my political/personal beliefs
NOOT NOOT, I’M COMING FOR YOUR SNOOT
About me: •Female •Right leaning •Christian •Pro-life •American

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Mountainus
Attaché
 
Posts: 90
Founded: Dec 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Mountainus » Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:45 am

Okay. You are fine as long as you don't start to cough. Then, well, you are done for.






Help I'm stuck in a time loop!
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You get the idea. Correct me if I am wrong, but this is not spam since it is in a spoiler, right?
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We are a Early-PMT nation on a large island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
Overview --- Airline --- Military --- Fourm7 Invasion Guide --- News
This nation only partly represents my IRL views.
My Puppet Nations:
New Oceanum---Mirum

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Tocan Isle
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Dec 31, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tocan Isle » Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:02 pm

Aren’t we all?
Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all?


Help, I think I just saw a ghost!
|||||| The Republic of Tocan Isle ||||||
"Atā an pèr oa ekelō"
Democratic socialist, linguistically and ethnically diverse population, cheerful, free citizens, tropical rainforests, and mountainous terrain.

Factbooks: Overview | Political Parties | The President | Foreign Policy and Embassies
Want an embassy or consulate in Tocan Isle? Read this factbook and send me a telegram if you're interested.
Hello person reading this, you are cool and amazing!
Me: LGBTQ, democratic socialist, INFP-A
Pro and Anti:
For: Democratic socialism, market socialism, environmentalism, libertarian socialism, social democracy, democracy, equality
Against: Fascism, the far-right, racism, homophobia, sexism, TERFs, authoritarianism, unregulated capitalism, Stalinism, PRC, the GOP
Proud member of LITA

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Deblar
Diplomat
 
Posts: 576
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:07 pm

Then call the Ghostbusters, not 911!
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Help, the workers are striking!
R.I P. Prince Phillip
1921-2021

R.I.P. DMX
1970-2021

RIP Michael Collins
1930-2021
This post is certified and approved by the Republic of Deblar
President: Benjamin Fowler
Vice President: Vincent Smith
Republic of Deblar
EST. 1889
Member of:
International Free Trade Coalition
Global Socialist Defense Pact
International Consortium of Democratic Nations

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Treciene
Envoy
 
Posts: 277
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Treciene » Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:10 pm

Commit a mass genocide of workers because they are annoying.

Help me I am having a stroke and seizure at the same time
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The Sovereign Constitutional Empire of Treciene
“Long Live Treciene, for the King and Glory!”

A Great Empire, on a Great Island, In the Middle of the Great Ocean.
The Land Live in is Great and Glorious, The Land I do call home.
News: Extraterrestrial equipment found in parts of west Treciene - A city in Szokol fully destroyed by a bomb - Elections for the assembly coming soon - Bayahasan couped, no connection found

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Celestial Wave
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 133
Founded: May 07, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Celestial Wave » Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:22 pm

I didn't think that was possible, but we're sending ambulances right away. Just out of curiosity, how are you able to communicate?


Help I hate my math teacher.
I (kinda) use NS stats!
pro: democracy, Liberalism, and scientific advancement, LGBT rights
Anti: Totalitarianism, extreme conservatism, religion in politics, racists

I'm a 7th grade loser, don't take me seriously plz
I'm an atheist, but I believe in religious tolerance.
⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧
While Celestial Wave as a nation [sorta] represents my views, its leader and lore do not. Genocide is bad children.

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Lumio Magika
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 100
Founded: Nov 12, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lumio Magika » Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:53 pm

Get them fired and take their job to assert dominance.


Help, I've become hopelessly entangled in about 500 flags!
The League of Radiance's resident therapist-to-be. In my opinion, there's no greater feeling than the happiness you get when you help someone in need. I live my life for the sake of my wonderful boyfriend, my friends, and the people around the world that need my help.

Lumio out-of-context:
Lumio Magika wrote:Burn them with holy fire until nothing but ashes remain!
I don't use NS stats! Adunatum sub Lumina!

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Goraria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 489
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Fri Apr 30, 2021 4:11 pm

CUT THEM INTO SHREDS.


Help I keep making dad jokes.
WIP Overview
Btw I don’t use NS stats. And also a big fan of Polandballs.
You might find me in forum 7. I also have no other social media because I suck. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

Ninja’d

News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. Due to the weather being extremely outdated we have disabled the weather forecast for all nations in NationStates and only let the citizens see it. One peep in the IDSF region and there’s stuff everywhere.

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21911
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:45 pm

Is this a dad joke off? Deal----- A man walks into a plane and takes his seat. 3 rows in front of him boards his friend "Jack". The man, upon recognising his friend gets up and starts telling "Hi Jack, Hi Jack, Hi Jack!" ---- Your turn

9-1-1 turn around because every now and then I get a little bit nervous because all the best of the years have gone by. Turn around bright eyed 9-1-1 every now and then I fall apart and 9-1-1 guy, I really need you tonight, and 9-1-1 I need you more than ever, and 9-1-1 guy if you'll only hold me tight, we'll be holding on forever, because, bright eyed 9-1-1 guy, there's nothing I can say but total eclipse of my heart
If you're against political parties who support the CCP, then vote against the Australian Labor Party
New Zealand's Prime Minister Jacinda Aardern is so deeply in love with human rights and Muslim lives that she's actively going out of her way to refuse to acknowledge China's persecution of Uyghurs. It's impossible to love human rights & Muslim lives more than that!
Until if and when the Spanish language evolves to allow for gender-neutrality to not be impossible, (which will take at least centuries), the concept of "LatinX" is completely ridiculous
From Greek Ansestry Orthodox Christian
18 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution List of NPC Nations
In-Character posts made by this fictious account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 263
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cereskia » Sat May 01, 2021 3:15 am

*Slams Phone*

*Fourth Loud as Fuck Burp*
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Perikuresu
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 62
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Sat May 01, 2021 4:15 am

Cover your mouth, its considered impolite to out loud

Help I'm watching Konosuba

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Treciene
Envoy
 
Posts: 277
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Treciene » Sat May 01, 2021 7:01 am

What ever you did don’t play dungeons and dragons

:rofl: :idea: :bow: :D :ugeek: :D :bow: :!:
:hug: :?:
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The Sovereign Constitutional Empire of Treciene
“Long Live Treciene, for the King and Glory!”

A Great Empire, on a Great Island, In the Middle of the Great Ocean.
The Land Live in is Great and Glorious, The Land I do call home.
News: Extraterrestrial equipment found in parts of west Treciene - A city in Szokol fully destroyed by a bomb - Elections for the assembly coming soon - Bayahasan couped, no connection found

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Voxija
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1310
Founded: Jan 17, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Voxija » Sat May 01, 2021 8:14 am

You need an emoji-ectomy.

Help there is moldy cheese in my fridge!
The Republic of Voxija (pronounced: Voshiya)
I'm female.
Some weird Jew. Trying to learn French and failing. An American who wishes the US would switch to the metric system. Part of a giant conspiracy. Secret pyromaniac? I will never make an OOC factbook!

my politics are confused and muddled
Most of my grammar errors are on purpose. Sppeling errors, tho...
I'd rather be fishing. | Author of Issues 1324 and 1346.
Generic MT liberal democracy Meh. | I think that by now I've created more lore for my nation than most real-world nations have.
Disclaimer: the views of my characters do not necessarily represent the views of the author.

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Perikuresu
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 62
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Sat May 01, 2021 8:41 am

Is it blue?

Ding Dong The Witch Is DEAD

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Columbestria
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Apr 22, 2021
Corporate Bordello

Postby Columbestria » Sat May 01, 2021 11:39 am

DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD! Oh wait, that's nothing to celebrate about, that's murder!

Help! Joker has escaped Arkham asylum!

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Christian Confederation
Minister
 
Posts: 2326
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Christian Confederation » Sat May 01, 2021 11:45 am

I'm terribly sorry Commissioner Gordon But Batman is on a mission with the Justice League across the Galaxy, Nightwing is away with the Teen Titans, Batgirl and Robin are on a Date/Stake out mission, and Bat hound is guarding young Robin as he sleeps. I shall leave a note for the next available member of the bat family sir?

Help Lex Luthor just nuked the San Andreas fault!
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21911
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Australian rePublic » Sat May 01, 2021 6:59 pm

Nuke it again


9-1-1 Happy (orthodox) Easter
If you're against political parties who support the CCP, then vote against the Australian Labor Party
New Zealand's Prime Minister Jacinda Aardern is so deeply in love with human rights and Muslim lives that she's actively going out of her way to refuse to acknowledge China's persecution of Uyghurs. It's impossible to love human rights & Muslim lives more than that!
Until if and when the Spanish language evolves to allow for gender-neutrality to not be impossible, (which will take at least centuries), the concept of "LatinX" is completely ridiculous
From Greek Ansestry Orthodox Christian
18 Published Issues and 1 WA Resolution List of NPC Nations
In-Character posts made by this fictious account do not reflect the actions of any real world government

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Perikuresu
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 62
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Sat May 01, 2021 7:48 pm

Happy Easter for you Russians

It's the end of THE WORLD

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Diarcesia
Senator
 
Posts: 3564
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Diarcesia » Sat May 01, 2021 8:26 pm

Perikuresu wrote:Happy Easter for you Russians

It's the end of THE WORLD

Don't worry, the end of the world is the beginning of another.

There is a great storm coming, it is going to be hell.
Factbooks | Economic Liaison | Maintenance
Role Player and Lore Player

What is Diarcesia's best feature?
Random Country 453632 wrote:Yes

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Goraria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 489
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sat May 01, 2021 8:51 pm

Get your things ready we’re going in.


Help someone exploded my house.
WIP Overview
Btw I don’t use NS stats. And also a big fan of Polandballs.
You might find me in forum 7. I also have no other social media because I suck. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

Ninja’d

News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. Due to the weather being extremely outdated we have disabled the weather forecast for all nations in NationStates and only let the citizens see it. One peep in the IDSF region and there’s stuff everywhere.

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Columbestria
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Apr 22, 2021
Corporate Bordello

Postby Columbestria » Sat May 01, 2021 8:54 pm

Damn creepers! Go the nearest forest and punch some trees.

Help! I accidentally teleported Adolf Hitler into the present with my time machine!

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