NationStates

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:07 am**

*checks pulse*
HE'S DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!

Help, any good anime I should watch?

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:00 am**

Howl's moving castle

9-1-1 help, my cat's breath smells like cat food

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:11 am**

If your cat's breath smells like dog food, then you should worry. In the meantime, give him mouthwash.

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Help, my mama don't dance and my daddy don't rock and roll!

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:36 am**

enroll them to dance class.

Help Dance class is one of my biggest fears but i got enrolled

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:55 am**

Kill yourself so you won’t have to do it ever again.

Help I can not into speak properly please of helps.

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 6:51 am**

Therapy.

A house just crushed my sister and the owner stole her shoes.

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 6:54 am**

I know a guy that could get her shoe insurance.

Help, I’m lonely.

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:14 am**

Hi lonely I’m dad

Help I was taken hostage and now their sending me to space.

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:44 am**

become poland

help me i am now a nauruan

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:03 am**

Hi when are you reopening your refugee camps, the Aussies are needing another one. They'll pay extra too ooooo

Season 1 : "Oh love me mista~"
Season 2 : "Daddy Daddy Do!"

Well that escalated quickly

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 1:53 pm**

We're sending child services.

Some Italian fella just got shot like a hundred times outside my restaurant.

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:35 pm**

Give them pizza I’m sure they’ll heal by the time they die.

Help I have a warning in the forums.

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:22 pm**

Goraria wrote:Give them pizza I’m sure they’ll heal by the time they die.

Help I have a warning in the forums.

Sorry, can't help you there. Please follow NS rules next time.

911, I'm seeing flying cows and pigs.

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:03 pm**

Please go to a psychologist

Help I'm a Karen

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:07 pm**

Police will soon be there to arrest you as prevention.

Help! I murdered a 911 operator and I'm now faking to be its replacement, but the police is close to find out who killed them!

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:11 pm**

Serkin wrote:Police will soon be there to arrest you.

Help! I murdered a 911 operator and I'm now faking to be its replacement, but the police is close to find out who killed them!

Say right there. Police are on their way.

Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter just appeared in front of my house and they are firing spells everywhere.

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:12 pm**

Kill the police too, you'll be praised for it

Help the Americans had a plan to name a state Montezuma but didn't name it Monetzuma, wth is wrong with them

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:31 pm**

Leave them alone, we haven't described the issue yet.

Help my toylet is overflowing with my dirty poop

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:34 pm**

Guatemalan Corsica wrote:Leave them alone, we haven't described the issue yet.

Help my toylet is overflowing with my dirty poop

Please use plunger.

I hijacked a tank.

Posted: **Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:51 pm**

How many students will you run over in Tiananmen Square today?

I'm fine, I just called the wrong phone number sorry

Posted: **Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:09 pm**

Okay. *Hangs Up*

My sister didn’t Leggo my Eggo waffle and then she ate it!

Posted: **Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:36 pm**

Under California law you can legally steal her Lucky Charms in response.

Help, I posted a really epic clapback to Ben Shapiro on Twitter but it's only gotten 2 likes in the last hour!

Posted: **Sun Apr 25, 2021 4:55 pm**

make it better so it gets ○○ (thats infinity sign) likes

help i am stuck in the matrix

Posted: **Sun Apr 25, 2021 4:58 pm**

Hey I'm you except I'm not you, oh look there's another person who isn't you but it still you. Oh, I'm in the Matrix too? Shucks! Cannot help you.

Help, I accidentally shot myself in the foot.

Posted: **Sun Apr 25, 2021 5:44 pm**

What sort of idiot would do that? This is why we need gun control

Help America doesn't have gun control

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911 what's your not emergency?