911 what's your not emergency?

by **Saint Jasta** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:06 pm

Take off anything shiny - your watch, rings, and so on - and leave them in the park. We will send someone to collect them.

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I am throwing a fancy dinner party, but alas I have just run out of cheese and crackers!

by **Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:09 pm

Saint Jasta wrote:Take off anything shiny - your watch, rings, and so on - and leave them in the park. We will send someone to collect them.

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I am throwing a fancy dinner party, but alas I have just run out of cheese and crackers!

You have just ordered 1 million tonnes of cheese and crackers.

I can't find emergencies to name here anymore!

by **The Unspoken Name** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:10 pm

"Don't worry sir, an officer will soon come to arrest you for the mislaying of a valuable resource."
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Help, my pizza delivery is still not here! (actual 911 call; though not by TUN)

by **Weird Florida** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:13 pm

Make your own pizza, you parasite.

Florida Man is acting like a regular person!

by **LInUxvIllE** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:16 pm

Become Florida man

I ran out of hot water

by **Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:16 pm

Boil some water

I stole Saint Jasta's crackers and now I'm in hiding

by **Istantine** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:18 pm

We will be commencing nuclear war for stealing

Help I can't get amogus out of my head

by **Nooooooooooooooo** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:19 pm

We've triangulated your location and we're deploying Saint Jasta to come after you

Halp, my dog is a gun

by **Silvedania** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:30 pm

You, uh, got a license for that?

I accidently ate my cat

by **GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:31 pm

Hold a mouse over your mouth, the cat will jump out
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Help i have fallen and can get up but i choose not to so help

by **Nooooooooooooooo** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:35 pm

Wimp, get up or we'll do it for you

help i accidentally build a shelf

by **Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:36 pm

Nooooooooooooooo wrote:Wimp, get up or we'll do it for you

help i accidentally build a shelf

Call Ikea
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I ate my sister's homework and nobody believes her

by **GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:38 pm

Record a video of it and send it to her.
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Hello 911 operatives. I was wondering if you need any help

by **Deblar** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:38 pm

I missed the part where that’s my problem

Help, my computer crashed while I was playing Minecraft

by **Clton** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:42 pm

Pour some water on it, it's thirsty
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there's a black van outside and he keeps throwing Snickers at my window
that's it
he's been doing it for 3 hours and hits me with them when I try to collect them

by **GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:48 pm

Ok. Coming over with 2 fully loaded paintball guns.
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help theres a really annoying guy hugging me excessively

by **Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:51 pm

GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob wrote:Ok. Coming over with 2 fully loaded paintball guns.
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help theres a really annoying guy hugging me excessively

Pepper spray!

Bigfoot saw me, but nobody believes him.

by **Nooooooooooooooo** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:51 pm

Stop hugging yourself then

Help I broke my iphone in half and now i cant play frotntie

by **The Darksphere** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:52 pm

Hug him back. Maybe even try kissing him to creep him out.
DOUBLE NINJA'D AAAAA hold on
AAN: Wow, so we got a mythical creature calling in? What am I talking to today?
AN: Fortnite bad, Tone Sphere good. no Sta did not pay me to advertise his game I just like Tone Sphere enough to base my entire nation off of it

Help, I've been waiting at the bus stop for 3 hours and there hasn't been a single bus yet.

by **North Alezia** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:55 pm

You don't wait for the bus. The bus waits for you.

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Help I ran out of stuff to watch on Netflix

by **The Unspoken Name** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 5:03 pm

Read a book.
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Help, I ran out of well-written books to read.

by **The Darksphere** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 5:04 pm

If you liked the book, watch the movie adaptation!

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Help, I'm struggling to grow my NS region.

by **Wochaystein** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 5:12 pm

The Darksphere wrote:If you liked the book, watch the movie adaptation!

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Help, I'm struggling to grow my NS region.

Don't judge all newcomers by superficial criteria.

Help, I don't have the slightest idea what's going on.

by **Sierra Grand** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 5:17 pm

No problem we'll send a hit man

Mayday je am suddenly francais oui oui hon hon

by **North Alezia** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 5:20 pm

Вы пробовали говорить по-русски?

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Help I am too lazy to go grocery shopping

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