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The Saucer Pilots
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Aug 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Saucer Pilots » Tue May 04, 2021 8:16 pm

Kinky. Aren't those apartments owned by Bruce Wayne? Try sending him a complaint letter.



My bagel has a hole in it.
The Great Air Domain: Making Uncle Sam nervous since 1947
In the light brightness of the past, there is only human lonesomeness. And property destruction involving crop fields.
Meet n' Greet / Nova: Earth's Nanny / Nova's VIPs / "VVS Nova" / Pew-Pew: Military / Weather Balloon: A Story / The Pilot-Buro

Q: "What inspired you to make this nation?"
A: "The answer is too crazy to sound true."

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Droiden
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Jun 17, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Droiden » Tue May 04, 2021 8:20 pm

Send a strongly worded letter to the bagel manufacturer
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Help! I accidentally built a shed!
Sixteenth Year of the Revolution (2036) | Anthem (Instrumental) | Anthem (Lyrics)
Our wacky sort of philosophy (coming soon) | Canon Map | People's National Congress
Sapply Values
Left-Winger | Bisexual | Transfeminine | Absurdist | Danish-American | Apatheist | She/They |
I unironically like those cringy "Among Us Sus!!!" and DaBaby memes because I turned them into a coping mechanism
Nation aligns like 40% with OOC views.
Arbejderemanden Droidenska, Foren! | Workingmen of Droiden, Unite!
"It is the will of our revolution to stamp out any who would stand against the cause of the working people." - Felix Juul
Hyper-philosophical Kaiserreich-esque Syndicalist State. Lore here | NS Stats not used.

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Christian Confederation
Minister
 
Posts: 2326
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Christian Confederation » Tue May 04, 2021 10:59 pm

Get shed insurance and make sure it's up to code.

Rebel scum just blew up my death star!
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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Goraria
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 489
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Goraria » Wed May 05, 2021 4:23 am

Blow up theirs too. If they don’t have one then blow up the planet they once live in. If they’re in outer space then blow up their spaceship(s).


Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
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WIP Overview
Btw I don’t use NS stats. And also a big fan of Polandballs.
You might find me in forum 7. I also have no other social media because I suck. About the OOC thing, yeah no I’d rather keep that private. He/Him btw

Ninja’d

News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. Due to the weather being extremely outdated we have disabled the weather forecast for all nations in NationStates and only let the citizens see it. One peep in the IDSF region and there’s stuff everywhere.

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Treciene
Envoy
 
Posts: 277
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Treciene » Wed May 05, 2021 4:28 am

Introducing anti gravity
Now you cannot fall


Help I am inside a giant Juicebox and I am sure I willl dissolve in a few minutes
Why Does
No One
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to my
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Can you
please
expand the
character
limit?
The Sovereign Constitutional Empire of Treciene
“Long Live Treciene, for the King and Glory!”

A Great Empire, on a Great Island, In the Middle of the Great Ocean.
The Land Live in is Great and Glorious, The Land I do call home.
News: Extraterrestrial equipment found in parts of west Treciene - A city in Szokol fully destroyed by a bomb - Elections for the assembly coming soon - Bayahasan couped, no connection found

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Perikuresu
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 62
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Wed May 05, 2021 6:06 am

Nonsense

Help, I want to die peacefully like my Gramps, not like the other passengers in his car tho

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Saint Kanye
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1496
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Wed May 05, 2021 6:14 am

Then don't carry passengers in your car. Simple as that.

Help, we're supposed to play at the bar in an hour but the drummer still hasn't shown up, you got somebody we can borrow?
Glorious Free Republic Motorsports (NSSCRA)

MAIN TIER: 3 Sage Caldwell | 18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)
SECOND TIER: 19 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 20 Daryl Calhoun (S10 Runner-up)


Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
NSSCRA 10

Bronze:
IBC 19

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Kingdom Of Deutchland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Wed May 05, 2021 6:16 am

Uhm sir... This is 911..



I CAN'T OPEN MY PICKLE JAR!!!!!

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Saint Kanye
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1496
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Wed May 05, 2021 6:39 am

Let's face it, do you really NEED pickles right now?

Help, I met this girl and she gave me her number, but when I call there's no answer. Is she dead? I'm so worried.
Glorious Free Republic Motorsports (NSSCRA)

MAIN TIER: 3 Sage Caldwell | 18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)
SECOND TIER: 19 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 20 Daryl Calhoun (S10 Runner-up)


Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
NSSCRA 10

Bronze:
IBC 19

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FNU
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 128
Founded: Jan 21, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby FNU » Wed May 05, 2021 6:41 am

Yes. Now go buy some wine.
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I've consumed a bottle of bleach
Delegate of the New World Union
Imperialist, Pro-Gun, Nuclear Energy, Republican
Communism, Nazism, Nuclear Weapons, Social Justice Warriors

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The Dodo Republic
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 138
Founded: Feb 22, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The Dodo Republic » Wed May 05, 2021 6:41 am

SIMP



Help! Im being attacked by plushie dumplings!

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The Democratic Republic of Nytoa
Envoy
 
Posts: 304
Founded: Jan 11, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Democratic Republic of Nytoa » Wed May 05, 2021 6:42 am

The Dodo Republic wrote:SIMP



Help! Im being attacked by plushie dumplings!

Fire up the grill
Help my neighbours a commie
member of ICDN and IDSF and im not sorry about being part of the IDSF

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Christian Confederation
Minister
 
Posts: 2326
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Christian Confederation » Wed May 05, 2021 6:51 am

Kill him.

Britain wants to sell me Canada for one ship.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.

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Perikuresu
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 62
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Wed May 05, 2021 6:54 am

TAKE IT IT"S A F*CKING GOOD DEAL C**T

Help I never ate Mexican food

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Saint Kanye
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1496
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Wed May 05, 2021 6:54 am

This is likely a scam.

Everyone knows Canada is worth just a quarter of a ship, a third at the most.

Edit: Neither have I. Taco Bell don't count.

Help, I think Hitler's ghost is possessing my appliances!
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Glorious Free Republic Motorsports (NSSCRA)

MAIN TIER: 3 Sage Caldwell | 18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)
SECOND TIER: 19 Pyotr Lavrentiev | 20 Daryl Calhoun (S10 Runner-up)


Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
NSSCRA 10

Bronze:
IBC 19

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Saint Arsenio
Envoy
 
Posts: 240
Founded: Jul 19, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Saint Arsenio » Wed May 05, 2021 6:59 am

Unplug them.

Help! There's a gecko trying to sell me car insurance.
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Leader: King Macio Glennwood (WIP) | Capital: Greensboro | WA Ambassador: Yolanda Wright (since 2019) | Member of LITA (since 2021)


"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere" - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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Perikuresu
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 62
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Perikuresu » Wed May 05, 2021 7:00 am

Wake up, go outside, touch some grass

Help the Unicorns have taken over Aerillia

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Kingdom Of Deutchland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Wed May 05, 2021 8:21 am

Sir, kill the unicorns for meat!






HELP ME MAN, I JUST CHOPPED MY ARM OFF, AND I CAN'T STOP MYSELF FROM EATING MYSELF AHHHH SELF-CANNIBALISIM!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP!!!

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Vandeg Tribe
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: May 05, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Vandeg Tribe » Wed May 05, 2021 8:23 am

in vandeg we dunt eatt oursellf we eat neighburr

922 im hungri

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Burger Kings Kingdom
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Burger Kings Kingdom » Wed May 05, 2021 11:13 am

For only $5, you can get 2 Whoppers and any size drink at participating Burger King restaurants.



Help! My neighbor taxidermied his cat, and turned it into a drone. Now he's scaring people's pets with it.

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Droiden
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 53
Founded: Jun 17, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Droiden » Wed May 05, 2021 11:17 am

Buy an anti-aircraft missile launcher and shoot it out of the sky
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I consumed day old chili
Sixteenth Year of the Revolution (2036) | Anthem (Instrumental) | Anthem (Lyrics)
Our wacky sort of philosophy (coming soon) | Canon Map | People's National Congress
Sapply Values
Left-Winger | Bisexual | Transfeminine | Absurdist | Danish-American | Apatheist | She/They |
I unironically like those cringy "Among Us Sus!!!" and DaBaby memes because I turned them into a coping mechanism
Nation aligns like 40% with OOC views.
Arbejderemanden Droidenska, Foren! | Workingmen of Droiden, Unite!
"It is the will of our revolution to stamp out any who would stand against the cause of the working people." - Felix Juul
Hyper-philosophical Kaiserreich-esque Syndicalist State. Lore here | NS Stats not used.

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Cloujia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 29, 2021
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Cloujia » Wed May 05, 2021 11:21 am

Tough it out and grab three rolls of toilet paper.

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Help me, There's a cockroach in my basement!!!!! Insects bad!!!!!!
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North Sonovia
Attaché
 
Posts: 87
Founded: Mar 30, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby North Sonovia » Wed May 05, 2021 11:28 am

Tough it out and kill it.

Help, I'm trying to find a Burger King but I'm trapped inside of a McDonald's!
She/her, 14 but practically 15 already, pan gang, how the hell do I put a pan emoji right after "pan gang"?

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10955
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Wed May 05, 2021 11:31 am

Listen very carefully: Turn on all the taps and flood your basement. Then leave the house immediately and stay with a neighbour until Animal Control says it's safe to re-enter the house.



I lost my tickets to the Alphonse and the Fishtones concert.
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North Sonovia
Attaché
 
Posts: 87
Founded: Mar 30, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby North Sonovia » Wed May 05, 2021 11:32 am

OOC: Oh no...

It didn't take me that long to type that out, how'd I ninja you?
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She/her, 14 but practically 15 already, pan gang, how the hell do I put a pan emoji right after "pan gang"?

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