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Goraria
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Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Wed Apr 07, 2021 7:40 pm

Earth Allies wrote:The get the flash.......tell him if he is scared....run....run...
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Oh no!!! Legman(The Kraken[from KSP] of SFS) has entered my house!!!

Try to kill the thing by using it’s only weakness. (Idk what it is so figure it out. I haven’t heard of him so just deal with him)

My clock won’t stop beeping
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Velosia
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Founded: Nov 29, 2018
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Postby Velosia » Wed Apr 07, 2021 7:56 pm

That is the alarming alarm, do not be alarmed.
I was playing this game with some friends, basically Cluedo on a starship, they suspected me of cheating and... well, to cut a long story short, I’m now currently drifting aimlessly through space. My oxygen is running a little low and I’m getting rather dizzy from the constant tumbling. What is the expected response time for an ambulance? I shouldn’t be too hard to spot. I’m wearing a bright yellow spacesuit and a pair of rabbit ears.
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NATION | OVERVIEW | ANTHEM
System: Elective constitutional monarchy, parliamentary democracy
Legislature: Councils of the Realm, bicameral
Upper: Council of Electors
Lower: Council of Aldermen
Head of State: Tohmas IX, King
Head of Government: Alfred Harding, Prime Minister
Capital (and largest city): Ethalsted
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KINGDOM OF VELOSIA
"Nemo Nos et Dividerent"
Twentysomething soft-spoken British male

Lifelong agnostic atheist

Middle-class, rural Conservative Party voter and proud monarchist

Unionist, but supports constituent countries' right to self-determination

Voted to leave the European Union entirely on the grounds of sovereignty

Eurosceptic and Brexiteer, but a proud European

Edward Colston did nothing wrong

Prefers Pimm's to politics
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New Jacobland
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Founded: Oct 01, 2019
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Postby New Jacobland » Wed Apr 07, 2021 7:59 pm

AMOGUS

Ambulance ETA: 44 years

[Hr]

Help! I'm playing NationStates when I should be doing homework!
Link here

My nation does not reflect my IRL views

If I am in a non-The Western Isles RP, ignore all factbooks not marked [FORUM].

Likes: Cricket, tennis, Australia, democracy
Dislikes: Guns, warfare, CCP, Modi, North Korea, cigarettes
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Goraria
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Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:15 pm

Do homework first then NS. If you finish your homework in your bedtime then too bad your not playing NS that day.

*insert line*

I’m in a dark room with a person trying to touch my genital.
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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Founded: Nov 17, 2020
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Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:49 am

Give 'em a swift kick to theirs.
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please into halpings i into talk only like polenball
my national anthem
I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
Pro- don't-give-a-s***-bout-nothin-ism
Anti-... (I havent filled this out yet.)
dont copy any of this. it's mine. copyrighted by the GRHBian government 4-19-21
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Deblar
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Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:56 am

I unfortunately cannot helpings you
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Help, I accidentally took over the world. All I did was follow a rapping Luigi’s advice.
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Indo States
Minister
 
Posts: 3316
Founded: Jan 05, 2018
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Indo States » Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:35 am

Then Play Sonic, That's how you Let them Free for Everything. Remember, Sega Does that Nintendon't.



Help, Tom Nook and Isabelle evicted me from his Town, and I need a Home away from his Town...
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Fédération Fatimanienné - Fatiman Federation
Country of Freedom and Education


I DO NOT USE NATIONSTATES STATS
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Nooooooooooooooo
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Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:37 am

"No"



Halp I keep seeing my sleep paralysis demons in Primus music videos
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Quevilis
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Founded: Nov 07, 2019
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Postby Quevilis » Fri Apr 09, 2021 2:34 am

Next time you see them, try to support them in their goals, friendship is always a winner.

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So uh... we kinda, accidentally, by the happenstance of the situation... fired our orbital ion laser and destroyed a straight line of our neighbors capital.
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Crilland
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Founded: Jun 15, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Crilland » Fri Apr 09, 2021 5:22 am

Start A new Life!
help, i shrunk the family!
Subpar Gamer, Favorite Game is Wreckfest. Also Likes Anime. Favorite Animes Are: Re:zero, Soul Eater, and Black Clover. Favorite song: Saosin-Translating The Name

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Goraria
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Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Fri Apr 09, 2021 6:49 am

Either crush them and never see them again or resize them.


Help! I had been diagnosed with schizophrenia and now the earth doesn’t exist.
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The Dodo Republic
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Posts: 431
Founded: Feb 22, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Dodo Republic » Fri Apr 09, 2021 6:52 am

well then see you in space.



HELP IM BEING ATTACKED BY A GIANT CAKE
Birds are government drones. The media has lied to you this whole time. Well, good morning good afternoon good evening nationstates. Long Island born and raised liberal conservative, actor, singer, history enthusiast (I know original), antique simp, fan of prehistory and especially dodos. Have a good day everybody :)
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Duregpawn
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Founded: Apr 08, 2021
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Umm hello

Postby Duregpawn » Fri Apr 09, 2021 6:54 am

Yes umm, my emergency isn't a house not on fire, should I not tell you my location?
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Goraria
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Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Fri Apr 09, 2021 6:56 am

Duregpawn wrote:Yes umm, my emergency isn't a house not on fire, should I not tell you my location?

You need to respond the AN’s not emergency first then you say your not emergency.

/skip
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Crilland
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Founded: Jun 15, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Crilland » Fri Apr 09, 2021 8:53 am

OM NOM NOM
help, i crushed the family!
Subpar Gamer, Favorite Game is Wreckfest. Also Likes Anime. Favorite Animes Are: Re:zero, Soul Eater, and Black Clover. Favorite song: Saosin-Translating The Name

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The Jamesian Republic
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Posts: 14549
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:53 am

Honey! He crushed the family!



Help! The Phoenix has been reborn!
Become an Independent. You’ll see how liberating it is.
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Founded: Apr 21, 2020
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:56 am

Meh, happens every other week.
Help! My OCs have kidnapped me and holding me for ransom!
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Goraria
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Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:44 pm

Do the uno swap card method on them and hold them for ransom.

Help my keyboard is acting up and not working. Also my dog pooped on the keyboard.
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Esthe
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Founded: Feb 21, 2021
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Postby Esthe » Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:46 pm

Why do you let your dog poop on your keyboard?

I just died.
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
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Frokolia
Envoy
 
Posts: 222
Founded: Jul 08, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Frokolia » Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:49 pm

Uhhh hello? Is anyone there?

I just found out my friend is a furry, what do I do?!
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please check out my factbooks ion want it to be a performance for one D:
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18.11.1933 - Köseroff Times | Int. News: Argentine independence restored following election of Alfredo Palacios to presidency • Sudanese War ends unexpectedly; riots reported in major cities in Sudan • Californian, Mexican and Chilean officials 'greatly disturbed' by descriptions of Arikosil • Australia joins the Pacific Federation | National News: Operation 'Guten Morgen' commences with UDO invasion of western Russia • Auffenberg calls for Vonsyatsky to surrender; Vonsyatsky responds, 'over my cold, rotting corpse'
enby + pan
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The Jamesian Republic
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Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:51 pm

This is America let them do what they just as long as they are not hurting anyone then let them be.


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Frajland
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Jul 05, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Frajland » Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:54 pm

Very loudly and visibly eat a raw steak.

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Help! My cat is stuck in my television!
All for the World!
Discord: mEEm#7637
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Esthe
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Founded: Feb 21, 2021
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Postby Esthe » Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:57 pm

Quick, get him out before he gets killed.

I can’t figure out what to put here.
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
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Goraria
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Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:06 pm

Idk what to put here too.


Help I have no idea what to put here too!
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Founded: Apr 21, 2020
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri Apr 09, 2021 8:59 pm

Sir, this is a Wendy's.
So I literally got Rickrolled while driving a couple hours ago and freaking lost it. As in, THEY PLAYED IT ON THE RADIO.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
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