911 what's your not emergency?

[Empire of Dabiristan]

Smash you T.V with a hammer
———————————————————
Help I got caught playing fortnite on online class

How about you kill yourself for playing the game of cancer

------------------------------------------------------------------------

I ate a banana with its peel still on! PLEASE HELP!

[Cavirfi]

Eat it before it eats you!

Help! I seem to be growing a second nose!

I told you not to go to Chernobyl or 3-Mile Island. Hold on, ambulances are coming your way, that will be $2,500 pls.

AN: Swallow the peel to assert dominance

---

Help I need more water.

[North Cromch]

Go to the nearest tap to you.

911, there's Amogus in my house!

[Prusmia]

Vote them off if they sus.
_{I'm sorry.}

------------------------------------

Help, I've lost my cheese.

[Cavirfi]

Vote them off if they sus.
_{I'm sorry.}

------------------------------------

Help, I've lost my cheese.

Here's your daily allowance of cheese *yeets cheese slice*

---

Help I accidentally mispronounced a couple Latin Words and now the demon I summoned won't stop playing the Nokia Ringtone on loop.

[Deblar]

*hangs up*
-

There’s a “cloud” above my house that looks like a Star Destroyer

[GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob]

*Sends you 1000 x-wing fighters*
--------------------------------------------
guys guys pls help i forgot how to spell alfabet

[The Archregimancy]

Smash you T.V with a hammer
———————————————————
Help I got caught playing fortnite on online class

How about you kill yourself for playing the game of cancer

I know this is an F7 game, but let's not go there please. Don't tell your fellow posters to commit suicide.

[GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob]

/repeat
(EDIT: Hmmm, this wouldn't be skip, this would be a repeat from my other post...
*changes to /repeat*)

For BN:

guys guys pls help i forgot how to spell alfabet

[Prusmia]

/repeat
(EDIT: Hmmm, this wouldn't be skip, this would be a repeat from my other post...
*changes to /repeat*)

For BN:

guys guys pls help i forgot how to spell alfabet

I'm sorry. It's alpha beta - the a.

Help, I've forgotten what an airplane building is called

[Frokolia]

I think it's a port for airplanes, or something like that

My dad hasn't come back after he left for milk!

[Remulia]

Find it before he take that bus to Canada

---------------------------

Help, i'm being attacked by angry beavers!!!

[Goraria]

Go smack them in the head, cook them, and sell a piece while you eat the rest of the beaver.


My lawnmower keeps spawning grass instead of cutting the grass.

[Krezenel]

Have you tried watering it?

My neighbors keep playing Never Gonna Give You Up.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Well, they're no strangers to love, but I can't say the same for you.

---

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob]

Ah i see, you are quite loyal to GRHB as it is my national anthem
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
help help i was rickrolled

[Aurevbush]

Ah i see, you are quite loyal to GRHB as it is my national anthem
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
help help i was rickrolled

Don't follow links you know are too good to be true.

---

HALP I found something big, huge, and massive on the toilet, yet it won't flush

[Goraria]

Break your toilet

My clock won’t stop beeping

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING YOUR LAPTOP TO THE TOILET--

---

Someone stole my copy of Hamlet!

[GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob]

Go steal Them!
-------------------------------------------------------
help help a lady in a magical lake declared me to be king and then lobbed a scimitar at me but i didn't catch it and it hit me in the face, now i have a scimitar coming out of my nose

[Wochaystein]

Go steal Them!
-------------------------------------------------------
help help a lady in a magical lake declared me to be king and then lobbed a scimitar at me but i didn't catch it and it hit me in the face, now i have a scimitar coming out of my nose

I always believed in you, I will always be there for you when you needme.

I do not like arts and culture

[Australian rePublic]

Put an "F" in front of the word "arts" and you're fine

---

9-1-1, I just clogged the toilet

[Burger Kings Kingdom]

I saw this cool YouTube video a few years ago where a guy pours Coca-Cola into a clogged toilet, and it clears out just fine. Let me see if I can find it, then I'll forward it to you.

---

There's a dog sniffing me. I took all of the dog treats, bones, and sausages out of my pockets, but it won't stop.

[Cavirfi]

I saw this cool YouTube video a few years ago where a guy pours Coca-Cola into a clogged toilet, and it clears out just fine. Let me see if I can find it, then I'll forward it to you.

---

There's a dog sniffing me. I took all of the dog treats, bones, and sausages out of my pockets, but it won't stop.

Sir, that ain't a dog *slowly hangs up*

---

Help, my fan keeps increasing it's own speed to unoperable levels.

[Earth Allies]

The get the flash.......tell him if he is scared....run....run...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Oh no!!! Legman(The Kraken[from KSP] of SFS) has entered my house!!!