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GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob
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Founded: Nov 17, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob » Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:16 am

Building 94 is a giant nuke.
my national anthem
I love nuking stuff. I recommend you don't start nuclear war with me.
Pro- capitalist, conservatism, income inequality, etc.
Anti- neo Nazi, fascist, socialist, communist, progressivism, etc.
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Sapim
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Posts: 144
Founded: Oct 30, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sapim » Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:16 am

Building 95 is a pulse turret called Stonehenge that is prepared to fire if a Comet comes into contact with the earth.
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Abbeyverne
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Posts: 420
Founded: Jun 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Abbeyverne » Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:17 am

Building 96 is a jail for double posters, which as you can see I nearly avoided getting thrown in.

*Double ninja'd. I'm throwing them in the jail too.
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OP of Empire's End RP, Frequenter of P2TM, and part of the F7 delegation along with -Astoria, Valentine Z, Western Fardelshufflestein, La Xinga, and Nooooooooooooooo.
“...My only complaint is that this guy seems to have plot armor thicker than the hull of a battleship. What’s this Holy Grail thing, anyway? I tried looking it up using foreign information networks but I kept seeing footage of knights being butchered by a rabbit... I don’t think that was a legitimate source.”

...and Josephus sorta started a nuclear war, so I'll just ignore the fact that Kakistopia has almost 50% of deaths due in some part to the God-Empress, and I'll also ignore that Josephus XII was raised as a child-soldier, and I'll say Josephus is the more horrible leader.

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Qhevak
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Posts: 230
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Qhevak » Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:19 am

Building 97 is currently an 8 story mixed income apartment complex but changes often, as the land it was made on is possessed by an ancient Georgist spirit that eats the souls of NIMBYs.
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The Oortian Federation of Qhevak
Semi-Hard SF Anarchotranshumanist association of Oort cloud space habitats - basically all of these ideologies living together. A 6.7 civilization according to this index. Does not use NS stats.
Aerospace Engineering grad student. Libertarian market socialist short term, anarchotranshumanist long term.
Previously Gogol Transcendancy, Ibis Galaxy Alliance.
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Old Zealand Founder
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Posts: 140
Founded: Mar 03, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Old Zealand Founder » Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:19 am

Building 98 is a fire hydrant. Not even a giant fire hydrant, just one to scale and fully functioning, but is technically a building for some tax loophole whatever.
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JUCHE GANG

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Sapim
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Posts: 144
Founded: Oct 30, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sapim » Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:20 am

Qhevak wrote:Building 95 is currently an 8 story mixed income apartment complex but changes often, as the land it was made on is possessed by an ancient Georgist spirit that eats the souls of NIMBYs.


change to 97

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Abbeyverne
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Posts: 420
Founded: Jun 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Abbeyverne » Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:22 am

Sapim wrote:
Qhevak wrote:Building 95 is currently an 8 story mixed income apartment complex but changes often, as the land it was made on is possessed by an ancient Georgist spirit that eats the souls of NIMBYs.


change to 97


Might wanna hang a skippy on that?

/skips

OP of Empire's End RP, Frequenter of P2TM, and part of the F7 delegation along with -Astoria, Valentine Z, Western Fardelshufflestein, La Xinga, and Nooooooooooooooo.
“...My only complaint is that this guy seems to have plot armor thicker than the hull of a battleship. What’s this Holy Grail thing, anyway? I tried looking it up using foreign information networks but I kept seeing footage of knights being butchered by a rabbit... I don’t think that was a legitimate source.”

...and Josephus sorta started a nuclear war, so I'll just ignore the fact that Kakistopia has almost 50% of deaths due in some part to the God-Empress, and I'll also ignore that Josephus XII was raised as a child-soldier, and I'll say Josephus is the more horrible leader.

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Cakasia
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Posts: 9
Founded: Feb 24, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cakasia » Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:27 am

Building 99: An apartment block literally the shape of Uzbekistan with the word "Tajikistan" written on it with big yellow font.
h i

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Old Zealand Founder
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Posts: 140
Founded: Mar 03, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Old Zealand Founder » Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:30 am

Building 100: Three buildings shaped in a giant "100". It takes up three blocks as well, because why would you squeeze it into one block?

Congrats on creating the new hottest F7 thread!
JUCHE GANG

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San Lumen
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Posts: 58164
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
New York Times Democracy

Postby San Lumen » Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:25 am

Building 101 a cylinder shaped tower with 101 stories that is the headquarters of a major tech company.

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Babalabuska
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Posts: 19
Founded: Feb 01, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Babalabuska » Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:28 am

Building 102 is the recreation of the leaning tower of Pisa except made out of actual pizza.
Some people just can't resist

Babalabuska can only be appreciated by cultured minds. Aka not you. Now with 50% more funni.


Cheems needs money to pay for his father's hospital bills, becomes owner of a nation. [True Story]
Current Mental Status: Semi-Sane

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Arlanisa
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Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 12, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Arlanisa » Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:49 am

Building 103 is under construction and will be completed somewhere in April, 2021.
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Random Country 453632
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Posts: 77
Founded: Jun 09, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Random Country 453632 » Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:00 am

B. 104 is a rickroll. Lyrics of rickroll are seen on plaques and images of Rick Astley are common.

NEVER GONNA-
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WEEKLY: Random Guy to sign unpublicized law by next week ||Several randomian news outlets "hacked", government says that Random Country 453632 is the subject of many "cyber-rebels"

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Socialist States of Ludistan
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Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Socialist States of Ludistan » Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:04 am

Building 105 is another private school, my creativity is astounding.
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San Lumen
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Founded: Jul 02, 2009
New York Times Democracy

Postby San Lumen » Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:44 am

building 106 is a candy factory in the shape of various candies.

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Among Us
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Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 24, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Among Us » Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:46 am

building 107 is a giant golden statue of a crewmate

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Greater Kopmakia
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Posts: 89
Founded: Mar 29, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Greater Kopmakia » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:16 am

Building 108 is a portal to an infinitely large museum depicting the lives of every human that has ever lived and ever will live.
I want your smamwich.


Greater Kopmakia: The land of top-class infrastructure, sprawling national parks, and loud, drunken tourists.

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San Lumen
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Founded: Jul 02, 2009
New York Times Democracy

Postby San Lumen » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:20 am

building 109 is a single room with a computer that produces a hologram of a black man that is a compendium of all human knowledge.

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Abbeyverne
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Posts: 420
Founded: Jun 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Abbeyverne » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:21 am

Building 110 is actually a parked ISD, dedicated to all the P2TM Star Wars threads.

*Ninja Jail (Building 96) for AN
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OP of Empire's End RP, Frequenter of P2TM, and part of the F7 delegation along with -Astoria, Valentine Z, Western Fardelshufflestein, La Xinga, and Nooooooooooooooo.
“...My only complaint is that this guy seems to have plot armor thicker than the hull of a battleship. What’s this Holy Grail thing, anyway? I tried looking it up using foreign information networks but I kept seeing footage of knights being butchered by a rabbit... I don’t think that was a legitimate source.”

...and Josephus sorta started a nuclear war, so I'll just ignore the fact that Kakistopia has almost 50% of deaths due in some part to the God-Empress, and I'll also ignore that Josephus XII was raised as a child-soldier, and I'll say Josephus is the more horrible leader.

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Chudwick
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Posts: 1
Founded: Feb 17, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Chudwick » Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:37 am

Again, I’m unsure what number this is, but: a movie theater that does not accept money, only pieces of flesh (human and other mammals only) as currency. Employees are constantly adding extra, nonsensical rooms to the theater, using the flesh. Rooms include an upside-down theater, a theater that mirrors everything inside it, a theater stage that only shows horribly recreated Shakespeare plays, and a room that rabidly ages any organic matter, then after said organic dies of old age, it is resurrected at the start of its lifecycle, all of this accompanied to the music video of take on me by aha. Occasionally, the theater will have a “3 am special” where velociraptor like creatures dressed in butler outfits will engage in combat with choice people from the audience, typically resulting in death in either parties. On every first Tuesday of the month a truck will manifest on the street closest to the theater, drop of snacks, drinks, and other items of various usefulness to the theater.

Edit: this would be building number 111
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Reunited Rome
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Posts: 13
Founded: Dec 18, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Reunited Rome » Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:47 am

Building 112:
The biggest health center the world has ever seen
REUNITED ROME

Probably I should put here that this nation doesn't represent my IRL views.

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San Lumen
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 58164
Founded: Jul 02, 2009
New York Times Democracy

Postby San Lumen » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:14 pm

building 113: a giant number 13. a government building. Its exact purpose is unknown but its believed to a a secret government warehouse.

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Arlanisa
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 12, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Arlanisa » Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:12 pm

Building 114: The official headquarters for studying Building 111 and its properties.
Hello! I occasionally post on the forums. You probably won't see me in any formal posts.

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Old Zealand Founder
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Posts: 140
Founded: Mar 03, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Old Zealand Founder » Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:30 pm

Arlanisa wrote:Building 114: The official headquarters for studying Building 111 and its properties.

Building 115 is a giant black box that houses all the SCPs. While very large, it has a finite size of about half of New York Central Park (I'm not sure how large a block is); it is taller than the surrounding skyline but shorter than the Chrysler Building. It also does not extend downwards, i.e. it does not have a basement. Nobody can enter, even SCP employees, and nobody can leave, no matter how powerful the SCP is. Building 115 trumps over any supposedly all-powerful abilities anyone or anything has.

By having all these properties, Building 115 is by itself its own SCP. It satisfies the above rule by being what it contains, as a set is considered a subset of itself.
JUCHE GANG

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Wochaystein
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Posts: 303
Founded: May 06, 2018
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Wochaystein » Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:33 pm

Building 116 is a bit more complex version of building 115. It's more spread out across its lot than the previous two.
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