NationStates

說ᐃ明說ᐸᐃᐳᐃᓂ?
Aupai rueaupapaipuini?
Literally: what is a single speech, you recently smartsaid it?

Translate: I am not gay!

من همجنسگرا نیستم

The Rainbow Flag will one day fly atop the Black Cube.

Tęczowa flaga pewnego dnia poleci na szczycie czarnej kostki.

Only the weak will fall

Piranume farone koroko futanoke

Darn those cowards! A nation is attacking one of our science ships!

恐ᕵᐅ地獄訪ᐱᐴ！民ᐊ科學船ᓄᓂᑑᐆᕆᐆ！
Exaoxiu dianhukepĩpipo! Ĩupâxa kuahauknhãonunîaôrio!

Translate: I don't care about the presence underneath the Christmas tree

Translation: Nu-mi pasă de prezența sub brad

Translate: We're off to see the wizard
The wonderful wizard of Oz
We hear he is a whiz of a Wiz
If ever a Wiz there was
If ever, oh ever, a Wiz there was
The wizard of Oz is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does
We're off to see the wizard
The wonderful wizard of Oz!

San Lumen wrote:Translate: We're off to see the wizard
The wonderful wizard of Oz
We hear he is a whiz of a Wiz
If ever a Wiz there was
If ever, oh ever, a Wiz there was
The wizard of Oz is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does
We're off to see the wizard
The wonderful wizard of Oz!

We gaþ þone galdorgalere to seonne
Þone wundorlic Ozisc galdorgalere
We hieraþ þæt he is an galdorcræftiga
Gif æfre an galdre wære
Gif æfre, o æfre, an galdre wære
Se Ozisc galdorgalere an is for þæm
For þæm, for þæm, for þæm, for þæm, for þæm
For þæm wundor he deþ
We gaþ þone galdorgalere to seonne
Þone wundorlic Ozisc galdorgalere!

ᚹᛖ᛫ᚷᚪᚦ᛫ᚦᚩᚾᛖ᛫ᚷᚪᛚᛞᚩᚱᚷᚪᛚᛖᚱᛖ᛫ᛏᚩ᛫ᛋᛖᚩᚾᚾᛖ
ᚦᚩᚾᛖ᛫ᚹᚢᚾᛞᚩᚱᛚᛁᚳ᛫ᚩᛋᛁᛋᚳ᛫ᚷᚪᛚᛞᚩᚱᚷᚪᛚᛖᚱᛖ
ᚹᛖ᛫ᚻᛁᛖᚱᚪᚦ᛫ᚦᚨᛏ᛫ᚻᛖ᛫ᛁᛋ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᚷᚪᛚᛞᚩᚱᚳᚱᚨᚠᛏᛁᚷᚪ
ᚸᛁᚠ᛫ᚨᚠᚱᛖ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᚷᚪᛚᛞᚱᛖ᛫ᚹᚨᚱᛖ
ᚸᛁᚠ᛫ᚨᚠᚱᛖ᛫ᚩ᛫ᚨᚠᚱᛖ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᚷᚪᛚᛞᚱᛖ᛫ᚹᚨᚱᛖ
ᛋᛖ᛫ᚩᛋᛁᛋᚳ᛫ᚷᚪᛚᛞᚩᚱᚷᚪᛚᛖᚱᛖ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᛁᛋ᛫ᚠᚩᚱ᛫ᚦᚨᛗ
ᚠᚩᚱ᛫ᚦᚨᛗ᛫ᚠᚩᚱ᛫ᚦᚨᛗ᛫ᚠᚩᚱ᛫ᚦᚨᛗ᛫ᚠᚩᚱ᛫ᚦᚨᛗ᛫ᚠᚩᚱ᛫ᚦᚨᛗ
ᚠᚩᚱ᛫ᚦᚨᛗ᛫ᚹᚢᚾᛞᚩᚱ᛫ᚻᛖ᛫ᛞᛖᚦ
ᚹᛖ᛫ᚷᚪᚦ᛫ᚦᚩᚾᛖ᛫ᚷᚪᛚᛞᚩᚱᚷᚪᛚᛖᚱᛖ᛫ᛏᚩ᛫ᛋᛖᚩᚾᚾᛖ
ᚦᚩᚾᛖ᛫ᚹᚢᚾᛞᚩᚱᛚᛁᚳ᛫ᚩᛋᛁᛋᚳ᛫ᚷᚪᛚᛞᚩᚱᚷᚪᛚᛖᚱᛖ

So, when you post something long and ridiculous to translate, and no one touches it for three days, and you repost so you don't kill the thread, and no one touches it for another three days, maybe consider posting something different. Maybe something that's not long and ridiculous.

Translate: The drought had lasted now for ten million years, and the reign of the terrible lizards had long since ended.

قحطی تا آنجا ده میلیون سال طول کشیده بود و سلطنت سوسمارهای پلید مدتها بود که به پایان رسیده بودن

If you had shat in the middle of the office and then apologised for it, we wouldn't thank you until at least after you cleaned your mess up. What makes you think an apology will be enough to get you scot free from the consequences of being a rapist?

Translation: Dacă ați fi fost în mijlocul biroului și v-ați cere scuze pentru asta, nu vă mulțumim decât cel puțin după ce v-ați curățat mizeria. Ce te face să crezi că o scuză va fi suficientă pentru a te elibera de consecințele violării?

Translate: I am the executive not you. I make the policy and if you aren’t willing to stand behind what I do for the good of all then you can resign.

O, no ezi, su i esceptibus. I legili cro ed si tudili tudipro bempago, i addar no suteniadi, bon votçu posiçonirre peziadi.
/ɔ no ˈed͡zi su i ɛsxɛɸˈθiβus/ /i leˈɣili xrɔ et si tuˈðili tuˈðiɸrɔ βemˈpaɣɔ i ˈadːar nɔ zuθeˈnjaði/ /bom ˈbot͡su fɔzi͡tsɔˈnirːɛ feˈdzjaði/

Why are people so stubborn!

The Belgium wrote:Why are people so stubborn!

For hwy beoþ menn swa unleoþuwac!
ᚠᚩᚱ᛫ᚻᚹᚥ᛫ᛒᛖᚩᚦ᛫ᛗᛖᚾᚾ᛫ᛋᚹᚪ᛫ᚢᚾᛚᛖᚩᚦᚢᚹᚪᚳ

(We have a lot of words for "stubborn", and culturally generally consider it a positive trait. Most of our words for it have connotations of "strong" or "courageous" — for example, heardheortnes, which is featured in our motto here explicitly as a blessing. Unleoþuwac is more negative, though; its connotations are more about inflexibility or unadaptability.)

(Also, menn is gender-neutral. "Men" in the sense of adult human males would be weremenn or just weras. Wer is cognate to Columban vir, and also the root in "werewolf" — which makes werewolves specifically male. A female lycanthrope should technically be a "wifewolf".)

Translate: Are we the last ones left alive? Are we the only human beings to survive?

Ka më θësma der reßt ʒë θëw? Ka më full des mannigkeiten na θëw fukse?

When I hear this music, I can imagine the fox in the snow, or maybe wolf, that shakes the snow of its fur, and then comes the big owl, and that fox or wolf lies down on its back, and then the owl rubs, tattles and tousles its belly by the claws! Yes, Vivaldi was truly a genius.

Translation: Când aud această muzică, îmi pot imagina vulpea din zăpadă, sau poate lupul, care își scutură zăpada blănii, apoi vine bufnița mare și vulpea sau lupul se așează pe spate, iar apoi bufnița se freacă , zdruncină și își dezvăluie burta de gheare! Da, Vivaldi a fost cu adevărat un geniu.

Translate: If you forget to come back for Madam Zeroni you and your family will be cursed for always and entirety.

Misgardamy wrote:When I hear this music, I can imagine the fox in the snow, or maybe wolf, that shakes the snow of its fur, and then comes the big owl, and that fox or wolf lies down on its back, and then the owl rubs, tattles and tousles its belly by the claws! Yes, Vivaldi was truly a genius.

Hwonne ic þisne dream hiere, ic cann wenan þone fox in snawe, oþþe mæg wulf, se þone snaw his fliese ofascæcþ, and þa cumeþ þeos grietu ule, and se fox oþþe wulf ligeþ on his bæce, and þa seo ule stricþ, gnuddiaþ, and hrimpaþ his hrif be þæm clawum! Giese, Wigwealda wæs soþlice an aþelu.
ᚻᚹᚩᚾᚾᛖ᛫ᛁᚳ᛫ᚦᛁᛋᚾᛖ᛫ᛞᚱᛠᛗ᛫ᚻᛁᛖᚱᛖ᛫ᛁᚳ᛫ᚳᚪᚾᚾ᛫ᚹᛖᚾᚪᚾ᛫ᚦᚩᚾᛖ᛫ᚠᚩᛉ᛫ᛁᚾ᛫ᛋᚾᚪᚹᛖ᛫ᚩᚦᚦᛖ᛫ᛗᚨᚸ᛫ᚹᚢᛚᚠ᛫ᛋᛖ᛫ᚦᚩᚾᛖ᛫ᛋᚾᚪᚹ᛫ᚻᛁᛋ᛫ᚠᛚᛁᛖᛋᛖ᛫ᚩᚠᚪᛋᚳᚨᚳᚦ᛫ᚪᚾᛞ᛫ᚦᚪ᛫ᚳᚢᛗᛖᚦ᛫ᚦᛖᚩᛋ᛫ᚷᚱᛁᛖᛏᚢ᛫ᚢᛚᛖ᛫ᚪᚾᛞ᛫ᛋᛖ᛫ᚠᚩᛉ᛫ᚩᚦᚦᛖ᛫ᚹᚢᛚᚠ᛫ᛚᛁᚸᛖᚦ᛫ᚩᚾ᛫ᚻᛁᛋ᛫ᛒᚨᚳᛖ᛫ᚪᚾᛞ᛫ᚦᚪ᛫ᛋᛖᚩ᛫ᚢᛚᛖ᛫ᛥᚱᛁᚳᚦ᛫ᚷᚾᚢᛞᛞᛡᚦ᛫ᚪᚾᛞ᛫ᚻᚱᛁᛗᛈᚪᚦ᛫ᚻᛁᛋ᛫ᚻᚱᛁᚠ᛫ᛒᛖ᛫ᚦᚨᛗ᛫ᚳᛚᚪᚹᚢᛗ᛬ ᚸᛁᛖᛋᛖ᛫ᚹᛁᚷᚹᛠᛚᛞᚪ᛫ᚹᚨᛋ᛫ᛋᚩᚦᛚᛁᚳᛖ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᚪᚦᛖᛚᚢ

(Fun fact: "Vivaldi" literally means "War-power".)

(Bleh, no one touches it for two days, and then I get ninja'd while trying to come up with a phrase.)

San Lumen wrote:Translate: If you forget to come back for Madam Zeroni you and your family will be cursed for always and entirety.

Gif þu forgietest for Serone Hlæfdige to eftcumanne, þu and þin hus æfre and eall yfelcweden willen beon.
ᚸᛁᚠ᛫ᚦᚢ᛫ᚠᚩᚱᚷᛁᛖᛏᛖᛥ᛫ᚠᚩᚱ᛫ᛋᛖᚱᚩᚾᛖ᛫ᚻᛚᚨᚠᛞᛁᚸᛖ᛫ᛏᚩ᛫ᛖᚠᛏᚳᚢᛗᚪᚾᚾᛖ᛫ᚦᚢ᛫ᚪᚾᛞ᛫ᚦᛁᚾ᛫ᚻᚢᛋ᛫ᚨᚠᚱᛖ᛫ᚪᚾᛞ᛫ᛠᛚᛚ᛫ᚥᚠᛖᛚᛢᛖᛞᛖᚾ᛫ᚹᛁᛚᛚᛖᚾ᛫ᛒᛖᚩᚾ

Translate: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything, so if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening.

Translation: Nimic din ceea ce spun în această zi nu mă va învăța nimic, așa că, dacă voi învăța, trebuie să fac asta ascultând.

Translation: my boyfriend likes wearing leather pants and a leather jacket or pvc tracksuits.

می دومنس کوریلی پنتلونپع بچیدلی و بدسمرّ سدوربچیدلع پوچار اما۔
Mi domnus coriuli pantalonipe beçiduli o bidiesemirre sudorebeçidule poçar ama.
Literally: My man, leather pants with jackets or vinyl sweat-suits, to wear he-likes.

The word for man "domnus" and the English word "dom" both come from the same word, so it's also kind of insinuating something else <33

Translate: I dont want to go to school today

Mje newsmôtck schułij ʒu jidën heut.

Our lakes and our woods are calling us!

دریاچه ها و ججنگلهایمان ما را فرامیخوانند.

I want you to know, deep in your heart, that you will find no forgiveness from me.

Translation: Vreau să știi, adânc în inima ta, că nu vei găsi iertare de la mine.

Translate: This is the way things are now just accept it. Everything large event you enjoyed is never coming back as it was.

Ert to maren, ur speci tor preshy. Elem tohlor ert. Makor indemerg yr andorvemids to negg redarva, val et torret.

Translate: My hovercraft is full of eels.

Mój poduszkowiec jest pełen węgorzy

Translate: Everybody expected the Spanish Inquisition

"Owoty'qiry Osqrosxor xro ssqrisessr essaessexeis."

Translate: "It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Star Wars?"

"Is der flying candid poetries theirselves? Or must it be the everflying artificiality of der men who are esplementarists to each other? You must wait as I.....The continuous bloodshed between the infinite cosmogalactic brilliantness?"
Translate: "I remember working in my office then my phone got airplane WiFi, funny right?"

"Re chellazage om-fouer ěmofisine lo, ěselulare maf shuacage wi-fi am-aviǫ. Grașoso, eh?
[rɛ kxə.ˈʎa.zɐð͡ʝ ʔʊm.ˈfue̯ɾ jə.mo.fʲɪ.ˈsi.nɛ lo ʔjə.sɛ.ɫu.ˈla.ɾɛ maɸ ɕu.ˈæ.ʒɐð͡ʝ ˈwai.fai ʔəm.əβ.'jõ ɣɾə.'ʃɔ.zʊ ɛ]
{again-mrk know.1P ger.work 1P.mas.pos.office.mas in 1P.mas.pos.phone.mas then get.1P WiFi of-airplane : funny, eh?}

Translate: "Can you help me find the self-destruct button?"

Ken ju help mí fajd d self destrukt batn?

translate "Would you pass me the pepper sauce please?"