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Arpent de Neige
Civilian
 
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Founded: Nov 05, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Arpent de Neige » Mon Mar 22, 2021 11:50 am

"In charge? Of Monaco? Madame, I will actually recommend you to care as little as you can about actually governing and more about making it look like you are governing. The men in black outside? No worry, the mafi--- i mean, the legitimate businessmen are just conducting their businesses. They do not bother the people. None of my allies bother the people (that have money), I promise you."

"Still, though, perhaps you would like to do actual presidential works? Here are some telegrams from the French presidential office asking for, well, a discreet loan. And a plan here to open a university in Monaco. What do you think? Lyon is just a train ride away, should we bother?"

"Why? You see something in the corner? Do not mind him, that's just Kruchinkin. He is perfectly harmless. Sure, his religion is unconventional and might demand occasional animal sacrifices, but it is normal..."

"I will leave you to your own device. If anything happens, I am at the cafe. Please do not get killed, eaten, deposed or forced to resign until the end of the day."

Vincent Barrault
President of the Monegasque Republic
Arpent de Niege (Monegasque Republic)
Setting: 1926 (PT/FanT)

After the Monaco Succession Crisis of 1918 ended up with the Grimaldi being exiled from Monaco and the microstate being taken over by pro-French politicians, lobbyists, businessmen, Sicilian mafia and odd string of cultists, the little country on Cote d'Azur now becomes hotbed of excesses and degeneracies that rivals Weimar Republic. Now a gambling table for the struggle of power between multiple factions, in a state where money equals power and vice versa -- both in this life and the next. Major influence here.

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Yeet Nationss
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Posts: 22
Founded: Oct 02, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Yeet Nationss » Mon Mar 22, 2021 11:53 am

Looks like their from Louisiana so that means gumbo. YAY! Our people won't be oppressed for once. Wait why am I happy he is taking away my power. Ready up the Intergalactic Fleet! We are going to war
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Leader: The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow
Major Stuff: Has a very big military, and will crush you with the Intergalactic Fleet.

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Airceltria
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Posts: 168
Founded: Feb 16, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Airceltria » Tue Mar 23, 2021 1:16 am

"Oh no, no, no. Your not gonna be popular with anyone from the Councils at all! The Lords will think you will strip away their power and wealth, the Elders will think you will strip away both their powers and ban their faith, and the people will think you will take their rights away. I honestly want to give you the benefit of the doubt but I fear you being in charge will only plunge my state into a civil war..."

-Alexandria Ashwood
Electa Auraroe of Airceltria
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Hellatha
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Feb 11, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hellatha » Tue Mar 23, 2021 1:21 am

"Well I won’t mind, 1 day is fine and we do have a lot of similar policies... Minus the polygamy, cannabis and marriage equality but I will just cancel them the next day. At least it isn’t a communist or a full-on progressive democratic globalist."
-Archigos Georgios Metaxas
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Tsaivao
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Posts: 330
Founded: Apr 07, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Tsaivao » Tue Mar 23, 2021 1:25 am

"Eh, well, maybe the Majai will like you for the whole 'magician' schtick, though I can't say the Len Gao will appreciate that.

Actually now that I think about it, I'm not sure anyone would appreciate that. Munnites would be mad that one of noble birth is ranked 'higher' than the emperor (a flattering consideration that Emperor Zakaoten considers me above him... Since I'm sure he hates me just as well). Mogshuans and Lekkans would be upset that you'd be so progressive, the Vukshao would... actually maybe the Vukshao would like you. (Wait... Purple motif? Slight attraction to religious arts? Benevolent monarchism? Under the pretense of a civil war that occurred long ago?? Are you secretly Vukshao?!?).

As much as you'd try to prevent it, I feel like your biggest flaw would be your desire to avoid civil conflict at all costs. Unfortunately, I myself have had to accept that it's a fact of life that the Vao will war with one another, I can only work to mitigate it. Perhaps you may do better, or worse, who knows." --General-President Lutsao Baije


"Ah, it seems I have been... assassinated? Shinobi'd? Hashashim'd? Ninja'd, I think. Very well, on to give my entire life and career to this other random stranger.

Oh dear, this one is... much more troubling. The people of Tsaivao definitely do not want to be Hellenized; you would receive blowback from all of the major factions of Tsaivao if you tried to push back against our culture and identity. Maybe the Mogshuans might find you lovably charismatic, or the Vukshao may appreciate your family values, but in the end don't expect to get much respect. At the very least, you'd be useful in putting down the various anti-monarchist revolts..."

Lutsao nervously taps his claws. Given he himself was an anti-monarchist, there were obviously problems with this arrangement.

"With that said, good luck. If you thought maintaining a bunch of Greek cities was hard, you're literally in for a world of trouble." --General-President Lutsao Baije
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Fortunadia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Mar 15, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Fortunadia » Tue Mar 23, 2021 1:58 am

"Hmmmmm, I never expected a bird would be my temporary replacement? But no matter, as long as you keep my nation stable that'll do. I'll be heading for the beach for a week, you are free to address issues but... If it's very serious you can contact me. Also, try not to cancel most of my policies and if separatists and oppositions got rowdy again, you can spank them however you like..."

- Gen. Vidal, before onboarding to his private jet
Right-Wing, Capitalist, Nationalism, Pro-Gun Rights, Vast Lands, Giant Tunas, Tall Mountains, Under Military Junta, And the biggest economy in Sonindia, Welcome to Fortunadia.

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Wormfodder Delivery
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Posts: 68
Founded: Feb 14, 2021
Corporate Police State

Postby Wormfodder Delivery » Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:11 am

OOC: Crap, missed the bird, that would've been hilarious! Oh well, there's always a next time.
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M̷̧̨͟͝i̴̛͢͡͝l̷̨̢̢͝i̢̛͞͠͞t̨̛́̀̕á̷̢̡͝ŗ̵̢͘͡y̴̡̛͢͠ ҉̷̧͟͝ḑ̸́̀͟į̷̨̕͡c̛͘͘͞͞t̷̡́͠͠à̷́͡͝t͘͠҉̵͠o̵̶̸͘̕r̵̡̀͜͝s̨̢̕͟͠h̴̵̛͢͠i̶̶̴̕͠ṕ̨̛͡͞?̴̨͘͠͠ ̴̵̀͜͝À̵͢҉͠t̀҉̷̸̡ ̡̛̛̕͟l̵̶̛̀͜e̸̵͘͜͡a̷̸̡͟͜ś̛͘͞͡ţ̷̢̀̕ ̸̵̡͝͝t̡̕͝҉͠h̴̀͜͜͞e̵̡̧̢͢y̸̶͟͝͠ ̴͢͜͜͟à̡͢͟͠ŗ̴̵̛͞ę̴̀̀͢ ̶̡̡̢͢b̵̷̢͠͞u̵̴͘͜͞s̴̸̨͜͝i̶̡͟͜͠ņ̸̷̨͠ȩ̸́͘͞s̵̸̛͘͞ś̵̨͘͜ ̸̧͘͜͟f̨͘҉́̕r̡̨̕̕͞i̸̶̡͟͡é̛̛͜͡ń̸̀͟͝d̶̵̡͝͡l̡̛͟͠҉ý̷̷̢͟,̵̢̀͠͝ ̸̶̕͘͟s̴̡͟͢͞ó̴̶͢͢ ̷̨̀́́o̷̷̸͞͠t̶̨̀͜͡h̷̨̢̢͘e҉̴̛͘͝r̡̨̡̧̕ ̶҉҉͟͟t̨̛̀̕͡ḩ̶͘͡͝a҉̀́͡͞n̵̨̨͟͝ ̷̷̴́͡h̶̕͢͞͡a̷̷̶̡͞v̨͜͞͠͞i̶̧̕͡͝n̴̵̸̡͜g̸̢̨̡͘ ̷҉̢̛͡ţ̸̛͢͞ớ̶̧́ ̡̢͘͜͞r̷҉̸͟͡e̶̛̕͘͠p̸҉̸̧͡l̢̛̀̕͟ą̷̛͜͟c̴̷̢̢͘e̸̢̛͜͠ ̶̶͘͜͝t̢̛͡͞͝h̴̡̕͝҉e̵̴̵͟͝į̀́҉͠r̴̢̛͢͡ ̵̛̕͘͝r̴̡̕͟͝ú̵̢̕͝l̵̡͜͞͠ȩ̧̀͜͟r̵̸̡̧̨ ̴͟҉̡͢á̵́͝͞f̵̨̨͘͝t̷̸̢̛͟e̡̨̕͟҉ŕ̶̴̕͞w̵̕͜͟͞a̷̶͜͜͠r̸̀͜͞͞d̷̵̸̛͘ş̶̵͘͡,̢̕͢͞͝ ̧̛͘͘͡I҉̸̸̡͘'̴̷̢̧͘ḑ̸̛̀͘ ̵̛̕͟͜ş̴́́͞a̷̧͘͠͝y̸̸̶̕͞ ̸̡́̕͘t̶̸̨̧͞h̡̧̛̕̕ȩ̶̵̛̛y҉̸̧̨͟ ̵̴͝͡͠ą̴͜͟͠ŗ̡͜͠͞ȩ͜͟͡͝ ̶̛͠͠͡J̨̢̀͟͝Ư̸̵̶͟S̶̡͘̕͝Ţ̷̕͟͠ ̛͠҉҉̕F̷̨̧́͟I̴̧̢̕͠N̡̛̕͢͠Ę͡҉́͡!̴̨̛͘͝

Military dictatorship? At least they are business friendly, so other than having to replace their ruler afterwards, I'd say they are JUST FINE!
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Airceltria
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Posts: 168
Founded: Feb 16, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Airceltria » Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:14 am

"I just hope the gods will be merciful to me an make sure that I will retain my sanity after I leave that nation."

-Alexandria Ashwood

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Entferntweltraumimperium
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 23, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Entferntweltraumimperium » Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:41 am

"Hello there! Quite an interesting lady, aren't you? I guess the Creator of your planet saw it fit to give your people magic to facilitate their lives and goals, if not just... uh... for entertainment."

"But who am I to judge? Here, here... come and see our supercomputer! Call it Planet Interface of you will, you are probably seeing that Enfernt is in Mesozoic Era. There is not much work to do today except, you know... calculating the exact thickness of our atmosphere in this planet so that we can see how much more we have to give or take until we have adequate UV light for new plant lifeforms we plan to implement."


The Architect, Creator #1284


"Three minutes in and you are already leaving your work with someone else, aren't you...? This can't be good, showing pre-Singularity being how planet-building works."

Semblance, Assistant A.I. #5912
The Planet-In-Development of Entferntweltraumimperium | #0008334212 Planet, currently in Mesozoic Era
The Architect

Entferntweltraumimperium (Enfernt for short, if you will) is a Planet-In-Development by the Architect, the youngest member of the Creators -- a post-Singularity race of universe-bending, planet-building people. The problem here? He is not the brightest one of that bunch, and his ongoing project has stuck in Mesozoic Era for a long while now, not to mention chasing the reenactment of Singularity like many others of his race -- severely WIP nations.
FF(FFFF)T/Slight FanT | My attempt at a semi-serious humorous nation. | Dinosaurs cannot use NS Stats. ;)

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Advancia-Sizzletown
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Founded: Aug 01, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Advancia-Sizzletown » Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:56 am

"Okay... So uh... It seems like you might get a bit of cultural shock from us. Anyways, we're a special bunch of people, so enjoy seeing people outside of that window doing weird stuff, such as imitating that they're trying to wipe out Tomato Town. Don't ask why I don't want to stop it.

Anyways, seems like you have worldbuilding powers. Whatever you do, don't let the rest tell you to build a gigantic bowl of Soup Instant Noodles right outside of the capital." ~ King Juntism0ld II

"Well, at least now I have more time to wake G11 up whenever she falls asle- not again." ~ Queen HK416, shortly before seeing G11 doing the sleepo.

"*shrugs in UMP*" ~Queen UMP45
I'm a Green Hoodie, don't mind me.

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Advancia-Sizzletown
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Founded: Aug 01, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Advancia-Sizzletown » Fri Apr 02, 2021 1:50 am

/bump
I'm a Green Hoodie, don't mind me.

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Wormfodder Delivery
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Posts: 68
Founded: Feb 14, 2021
Corporate Police State

Postby Wormfodder Delivery » Fri Apr 02, 2021 3:34 am

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̵̕͜͠͞T̢҉̕͟͡h̷̨̧̨͘é̀̀͘͠i̷̢̢̧͟ŕ̴̛͞͡ ̶̧͟͢͞K̀͘͢͟͜ì̴̵̡̡n̴̸̢͟͞ģ̶́̕͢ş̕͜͝͝ ̵́͜҉̴r҉̷́̀͝à̴͜͠͡d̷̛̀͜͟í̡̨͠҉a҉́͢͞͞ţ̴̀́́é̴̶̶̵ ̷̸̴́͝e̸̢͢҉҉ǹ̡̛́͡o̕͜͝͝͠ứ̢̕͡g̷̛̀͘͝h̷̸̀͟͟ ̶̸̨͟͠c̵̨̧͜͜h̢͘͢͠͠a̷͝҉̶͝ó̸́̕͞s̷̡̨̀̕ ̶̴̛͜͠t̶̷̴̨͝h͘͜͟͝͞à̸̛͢͡t́͝͝͡͝ ̢̨̕҉̷t̶̷̨͡͡h̴҉̢͡͞ę̵̡͘̕y̵̸̢͘͢ ̸̨͟͜͡s̷̵̢̨͜h̴̵́͘͠o̧̕͠҉̸ú̕͜͞҉ļ̵̸̕͞d̶̴̡͘͜ ́͜͝҉͞b̶̶̢̡͘e̵̢͘͢͞ ̢̢́͟͜j̶̸̵͘͝u̴̵̵̕͝s̶̷͜͞͠t̷̵̛͢͞ ̕͟͜͞͠f҉̶̷́͟i̵̢̛͘͟n̸҉̧̧̕é̴̢̀͝.̸̵̶̕͘ ̷̀͢͢͞Q̸̀͢͟͝u̶̸̡͘͞ę̷̧̡͘e̵̛͜͠͝n̸͘͜͜͟s̸̷̀͢͠ ̶̡҉͢͠I̛҉̴͠͡ ̵̨̕͟͜a̡͘͜͢͡i̵̡̨͡͝n̸̡͡͞͞'̶̛͟͝͡t̴͢҉͟͟ ̕͜͜͡͝s̶͘҉̧͘o̧̧͘͝͠ ̧̨̀́̀ś̶̷̛͜u̡̢͜͢͞r̷͜҉̛͟e͘҉͟͟͝ ̕͢͟͝͝'̵̵̵̡̨b̸̴̶̧͟ó̧̡̡̧u̸͘͟͟͞t̴̷̨̡͜,̵̴̨̧͝ ̀̕͢͡͝b̴̴́̀͝u̶̧̧͜͟t͞҉͢͞͡ ̶̧̢͜͞t̴̀͘͟͠h̢͘͡͞͝e̴̡͘͜͝y̴̢͞͞͡ ̶̨͟͝͞a̷̵̢̢͠r̢̧̨̨̀e̷̶̡̛̛ ̨̡̡̧̀a̶̷̷͢҉n̴̕͟͝͠i̡̕͡҉̶m̶̷̧͘͞é̷̴̡͘,̴̶̵̡͘ ̴̵̧̛͢s̵̸̛͜͞o̷̴̸̕͝ ̧́̕͟͝I̵̷̛̛͘ ̴͢҉͢͡g̴̡̡͢͜ư̴̶͢͝e̵̷͟͢͞s͟҉̡̢͜s̕͡҉̛͜ ҉̴̡̢͞t҉̵̢҉̢h̡̀́̀͢ę̷̵͞͝y̴̸̛͢͡ ҉̸͢҉̛w̨̨̡͟͠ó̕͟͝͠n̴̕͜͝͠'̧̨́͢͟t̴̨͢͜͢ ̵̶̡̡̢b̧̧̢̛͝è̡͟͟͟ ̴̨̧̕͘t̡̛̀͠҉ó̸̵̢́ò̴́͞͞ ̶̨́͜͝b̀͘͜͟͢a̡̢͢͢͞d̶̀̕͘͢ĺ̵̢͢͡ỳ̸̴͜͜ ̴̵͜͜͝ą̶̀́͡f̴̶̨͢͠f̡̀̀͟͢è̶̢̡͘c҉̢̕҉͜t̵̛͜͡͞e͘͢͢͢͠d̷͡͞҉̀.̶̨͡͡͝ ̴̢̧̛͟H̷̡̕͢͢ờ̀͟͡p̢̀͢͝͠ȩ́̕͞͡ ̷̢̧̛͝t̕͢͟҉̡h̵͜͠҉̵e̸̴̛͢͡y̡҉̴̧͝ ̴̸̀͞͝h̶̴̀͘͘à̷̶͢͞v̛̛́͘͡é̸͟҉͞ ̸̛͜͟͜f̡̢̀̀͠u̷̶̷͢͝n̸̨̕͜͡,̵̶̸̴́ ̷̶́͘͜ç̸̧͡͞a̴̴̸͜͝u͠҉̴҉̶ś̵̨͘͡e̷̶̴͟͞ ̧̢͜͟͜I̵̡͢͝͝ ̡̕͡͡͞ḱ̵̡̀҉n̴̕͘͠͝ơ͠͝͡͠ẃ̵̵͘͞ ̶̴̀̕͡I̴͘͘͜͢ ̶̵̨͘͝ẁ̴̧̧͢i̸̷̷̡͜ļ̀̀͜͜l̢͘͢͡͝.̡̢̛͡͝ ̨̀͞͠͠A̶̴̷̢͘ĺ̷̨̀͡s̷̀͘͘̕ò̷̵̀͡ ̵̵̛͢͜I̶̶̛͜͠ ̨̨͟͡͝h̢̡̢̀͝o̢̢̧͜͠p̷̵̧͘͞e̸̵̴̴͝ ̨̧͟҉͟ţ̴̵̢͞h̷̨͢͢͢ę̶͟͢͠y̵̵̨̧͞ ̵̢͘͜͡é̷̢̧̨ņ̛̕͘͜j̀͘͟͞͞ǫ̴̢̧͞ý̸̴̢̡ ̷̨̧̀͟t҉̸̀͘͡h̢̀́͘͝à̧̛͟͞t̨̢̀̀͝ ̵̵̷̧͜2̸̨͡҉͞4͟͝҉̶͠-̷̸̵̀͢7̶̀̕͘͢ ̨̡͘͝͠R̴̀̀͜͟a̷̢̨͘͟p̴̡̀͝͝ ̶̛̀̕͜I̡̧̛͜͝ ̀͘͘͜͠h̸̀̕͢͞ą̷̛́͜v̧̀̀͞͡é̶̴̢͝ ̴͢͠҉͡i̸̸͜͝͞ń̢̨̨͘ş̡̀͢͞t̴̕͟͜͝a̧̧͟҉̷l̴̵̡̧͠l̨̡̨̨͞ȩ̴͞͝҉d̨̨̀͘͡ ̵̶̷҉̴t̴̨̡̀͘h̵̵͘͘͢e̴̴̷̴̕r̶̀͟͜͡è̷̕͟͜.̴̷̴̕͢

Their Kings radiate enough chaos that they should be just fine. Queens I ain't so sure 'bout, but they are anime, so I guess they won't be too badly affected. Hope they have fun, cause I know I will. Also I hope they enjoy that 24-7 Rap I have installed there.
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FenexOrg
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Founded: Nov 28, 2020
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby FenexOrg » Wed Apr 07, 2021 6:49 am

"Well, where do I start? I believe that the Boss Delivery Worm will be able to take on the administrative duties of my position pleasantly. Not only that, but their presence is sure to make the Flagship less dreary. In fact, this may be the whimsy that the Hegemony as a whole is in need of. Very well, if it is for a day then I do not mind."
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The Fenex Hegemony is an insurgent organization/space fleet that seeks to spreads its ideals by force and move towards overthrowing their Creator Deity. Most of the economy and military is made up of robotic workers and warriors, although human insurgents are commonly deployed in areas where robots either cannot be diverted or simply enter. Currently locked in a three-way war with Heaven and Hell as well as the Loyalists of Toreador.
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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Wed Apr 07, 2021 9:34 am

"Why i fear that Sven would use all the resources and weapons of the Imperium to kill God? Ok, if he annex the enemies of the Imperium i would chose him as my successor, also, i love his hair but that doesn't has nothing to do with the topic we are talking about"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.
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NSstats aren't used by this nation...at least some of them aren't used

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Entferntweltraumimperium
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Founded: Jan 23, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Entferntweltraumimperium » Sun Apr 11, 2021 10:09 pm

"Would you look at that, Semblance? A leader of an intergalactic civilization, in control of several systems. Finally, someone who runs an operation of a scale great enough for them to nearly understand how it is to be a Creator. Maybe we can... tell her things. Reveal just a bit to her reality, you know."

The Architect, Creator #1284


"Doubt so. Her own Creator has not given her permission. You can tell her about our Creations but not the ones she lives in, okay? Or the Council might be swinging banhammer on our heads."

Semblance, Assistant A.I. #5912
The Planet-In-Development of Entferntweltraumimperium | #0008334212 Planet, currently in Mesozoic Era
The Architect

Entferntweltraumimperium (Enfernt for short, if you will) is a Planet-In-Development by the Architect, the youngest member of the Creators -- a post-Singularity race of universe-bending, planet-building people. The problem here? He is not the brightest one of that bunch, and his ongoing project has stuck in Mesozoic Era for a long while now, not to mention chasing the reenactment of Singularity like many others of his race -- severely WIP nations.
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Kiu Ghesik
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Founded: Aug 25, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Sat Apr 17, 2021 10:49 am


"...so. I don't expect you two to be able to royally botch things up in a day, given that I suspect interfering in the politics of people rightfully beneath you is something you'll be loath to do, but still... don't fuck things up too badly. In fact I suspect it would be better if you just took today off. That's what I'm doing, after all. Just gonna be... vibin' over here with a sunhat and a mimosa or something. Don't ask how I got them.

"...actually, you guys wanna join me? Might be interesting to talk with literal demigods, even... interesting ones, and there's not much you can really do in a day anyways. Come on, it'll be fun."

Brief
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 ✵  THE GREAT KIU - EJADRIR DEGHEU GIYEF KHUDEYVH. ✵ 

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✵ A newly-birthed confederation of insular nomadic clansmen struggling to remain a local great power in the face of their expanding foes. May or may not be united by worship of an eldritch mother-goddess. Now with extra align=center!

✵ Our Foreign Policy: Надад мөнгөө өг | Cities Razed Times Our Policy Has Been Disrespected: 50

✵ it's weird of me to be surprised when people don't guess my gender when i don't put said gender in my sig, innit?
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Baizou
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 112
Founded: Jan 02, 2018
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Baizou » Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:53 pm


"Voice recognition complete: Caller Akhens-Ari of Kiu Ghesik. Good morning, Thou Whose Banner Guides the Thunderhead! Welcome to Baizou and to your first—and hopefully final!—day as premier. I am a Cassette-Automated Recorded Responses and Imitated Emotions Device, but you can call me CARRIE! Oh—Caller Ari? Akhens-Ari, please—no, do not search for the human of the voice. There is no human! The voice is actually coming from me, the box on the table—ah, please set me down, Caller Ari! I am somewhat fragile! You will not gain any additional insight into my mechanisms my hoisting me!

...

"Thank you, Caller Ari! As I said, I am CARRIE, and I have been informed that for the sake of international harmony, you will be leading Baizou for the next twenty-fours. I am Ambassador Mizushima's cassette assistant, and she left me behind to offer you assistance as you transition into the premiership for the day. May I say, with your unfamiliarity with modern technology, zeal in spending treasury money to sway political foes, mild stagefright, and penchant for violence, I can say that today will be an—it'll be a day that—today, with you leading us, we will—that is to say—

"Caller Ari, do you see the knobs on my side? Could you please turn the one farthest from you slightly forward?

...

"Oh—why? Well, I would say no reason, but that would violate my current Truthfulness setting!

...

"Er, right, that was an accurate but not insightful answer, you are right! ...Um, yes, I will answer! That knob controls my Truthfulness setting, and by turning it forward you would lower the Truthfulness setting and allow me to mildly deceive you to avoid hurting your feelings.

...

"You see, Caller Ari, avoiding this reaction is exactly why I requested that you adjust my Truthfulness setting!"
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Stories From Baizou
"A Revolutionary Compromise," starring Meikawa Tomoko. | More to come.
Premier Fukushima
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CARRIE
Flag features Ambassador Mizushima. | Sakuraverse quiz result: Charlotte Kato
MTish nation with videocassettepunk tech, Japanese heritage, minority of magic occult practitioners, casuistic Catholic plurality, sovereign deriving authority by Anglican coronation, and policymaking so byzantine parties wonder if it'd be easier to pursue agendas via international law. Also, it's always 2004.

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The Borat
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Jul 18, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Borat » Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:58 pm

;' Kazakhstan new leader weak! they are will be punshiment in the pit., borat not like this persons.'' -- my nama borat
i am the dangers

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Sophia in England
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Founded: Apr 06, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sophia in England » Sat Apr 17, 2021 3:51 pm

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Sophia Kensington

"Wait, we're having a change of college presidents already? I mean, sure Chelsea wasn't that well liked and rather intimidating at times, but I'm surprised someone actually cared enough to get her replaced.

Hmm...this Miya Mizushima is rather young- she's barely 30! I wonder if she'll be nicer than the old wrinkly hag- I mean respected lady!- that was our old president. Definitely more reasonable, at the very least. Now that I'm thinking of it, Sakura, do you think she's going to undo the rule against entering rooftops? I'm sure we'll be able to convince her if we try. Who knows, she might even have a tea party with us together!

Then again, she's still a politician...so maybe not."


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Sophia Kensington

"It's a box...that speaks? I don't understand how our college president has been replaced by a box. Em, old lady Chelsea? Are you in there? Did the witches get you?

And when did you find a sense of humour? You know, on second thought, I don't mind this new version of her at all! "

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"We might not always be the main character in the wonderful play known as Earth, but we can always be the protagonists of our own lives. And that, for me, is more than fulfilling."
-Lady Sophia Anna Cecilia Emma Kensington, Countess of Cheshire, Inheritor of the Great Mission, and Protector of Swans
Sakuraverse Personality Quiz
Scenario: An international student with poetry to rival Shakespeare, a countess with an odd fondness for Victoria sponges, and a maths genius who can't do arithmetic walk into Cambridge University.
Sakura's dreams
IC Year is 32nd Year of the Reign of Queen Victoria (1868)
Sakuraverse Quiz result: Omiya Sakura

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GreatOceania
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Mar 25, 2021
Father Knows Best State

Postby GreatOceania » Sat Apr 17, 2021 5:14 pm

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Braun
Status: Guiding the new leader
"Yeah Leader 17 told me to tell you that your incompetent to lead the nation so instead left you in charge of FOB F4 now this is a huge responsibility because not only is this a huge advantage for Western Europe Front operations but if it falls into enemy hands and you survive the downfall Oceanian troops will find and lynch you"
"War is Peace, Freedom is slavery, Ignorance is Strength"

Super droids are nice when they are not fighting or maiming someone because they were using magic which pissed them off here are 2 things you need to know about them
1-they hate anything magical and supernatural (this is a very important thing so remember that)
2-as funny as it is don't put any animal ears on them we got in trouble with HQ however hats and helmets are allowed
3-don't get punch by them you will Become sterile and won't be able to have kids

A nation that is in an Endless War
The watcher is always watching Its citizens
Citizens that Obey every command of The Watcher and Cooperate with The Watcher

-we don't use NS stats

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Valentine Z
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Posts: 10087
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Valentine Z » Sat Apr 17, 2021 5:16 pm

Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General ov Valentine Z” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Tristian Marnix Basilisk Lewis Hyatt X. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing: You have to be pulling my leg so hard that it's going to detach from its socket. You, of all people, to be in charge of Valentine Z? This is possibly the worst luck we have had, but you know, it's just for a day. It can't be that bad... she said to herself.


Photography Stuff.
Flag Bracket - 1st for Mk I! 2nd for Mk II!
Issues Thread 4th in Gen Sec

The Sixty! Opinions Deposit! Valentian Stories! Gwen's Adventures! Cat Anthem! Valentian News.
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! | F7 Etiquette

Clarissa mistaken for Smurf/Avatar: 14
Valentijn Misgendered: 57
Valentijn now a She!

• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• As a wise man once said: 我等は砲兵 皇国の護り (We are Artillery Guardians of the Empire).
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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FenexOrg
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Nov 28, 2020
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby FenexOrg » Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:10 am

"I place full faith in Valentijn and her compatriots that they will be able to properly administer my realm in my absence. Their rule has proven to be just and benevolent thus far and their reign is long and prosperous. In fact, I may be able to learn some techniques from her rulership. Well, I look forwards to how they do."
⋈ It is the year C.C. 4060 and a Storm is Brewing in the Afterlife ⋈
The Fenex Hegemony is an insurgent organization/space fleet that seeks to spreads its ideals by force and move towards overthrowing their Creator Deity. Most of the economy and military is made up of robotic workers and warriors, although human insurgents are commonly deployed in areas where robots either cannot be diverted or simply enter. Currently locked in a three-way war with Heaven and Hell as well as the Loyalists of Toreador.
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Arpent de Neige
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Founded: Nov 05, 2020
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Arpent de Neige » Tue Apr 27, 2021 10:57 pm

POV: Sven is now in charge of the Order of the Red Night and Kruchinkin is trying to explain things.

"Alright, look. When I said I was going to kill a god, I was going to replace her as God rather than annihilating the entire pantheon. They are not even creator gods. They are just a bunch of bastards who became immortal because they killed enough people and invoked ancient powers. No, Sven. We are not going to wage war on the whole pantheon of Arpent. That will take longer than the entire human history. No, Sven. It is 1926. What are you on with your 'mechs'? We do not have the means to operate those. No, Sven. I absolutely need to eat people. It is a part of Ascended Ones' diet. What do you mean 'disgusting'? It's not like I post gore on the PG-13 forum."
Andrei Valeryevich Kruchinkin
Shareholder of the Garnet Group, The Order of the Red Night
Arpent de Niege (Monegasque Republic)
Setting: 1926 (PT/FanT)

After the Monaco Succession Crisis of 1918 ended up with the Grimaldi being exiled from Monaco and the microstate being taken over by pro-French politicians, lobbyists, businessmen, Sicilian mafia and odd string of cultists, the little country on Cote d'Azur now becomes hotbed of excesses and degeneracies that rivals Weimar Republic. Now a gambling table for the struggle of power between multiple factions, in a state where money equals power and vice versa -- both in this life and the next. Major influence here.

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Sherechia
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Founded: Jan 22, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sherechia » Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:03 pm

You know, he seems like a classy and sensible man, il let him be. Besides, I now have a 1-day vacation.
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS/MISCONCEPTIONS AND FAQ OF SHERECHIA
Market socialism, highly democratic and freedom-loving population, mad drivers, no gun laws, vast steppes, tall mountains, train surfing, skilled ram riders, deadly earthquakes, brutal cultural revolutions.
SHK NEWS:
1. Arkhedabad tourist decapitated by city bus in Khandaray
2. Red Guards and Calicon Star MPs throw chairs at each other in parliament session
3. Sherechian tourist arrested in Sosnogorsk for defecating on a bush in the presidential palace gardens
4. Study shows ram riding burns 12% more calories than horse riding
5. Inogo Estima's car rear-ended by his deputy who reportedly mistook the gas and brake pedals

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Classroom 3-B
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Founded: Feb 15, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Classroom 3-B » Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:35 pm


Office: Treasurer | Faction: Andersonite Collective | Pronouns: she/her
"...

"...Hah. On the surface, you would think this Kruchinkin was a true man, committed only and rightly to himself and willing to take what is his from the lazy and indolent. But dig under the surface a little, and one discovers that in fact he is a lovesick, irrational romantic, wasting years, centuries on trying to reconnect with a woman who does not remember him and was not interested in him. Kruchinkin is, in the end, a weak man, beholden to his emotions and not in control of his mind. He could never lead the Classroom 3-B revolution. Principal Hacken might find a way to use Roseline as a bartering chip, and Kruchinkin would crumble in an instant. Romanticism erodes willpower, and this revolution takes an iron will.

that something inside her was repulsed. Eating people? Down to and including the bone? The very thought was abhorrent, repulsive, disgusting, and for anyone but Francine the reasons would be obvious. But Francine could not bring herself to reason her way into an explanation. Kruchinkin was strong. His prey was weak. Wasn't this what it all came down to? Life was for those who seized it, who wanted it. An actualized man did not worry about his lessers, and Francine should not either.

Eating others just felt morally repugnant, but Francine knew morals were fictions that held men back. That repugnance was the envy of the second-hander. She bit down her horror. Cast about for some other reason to condemn Kruchinkin. Thankfully, Francine found a reason. And she ignored, for one day more, the memory of a child that just wanted to be loved.



Office: President | Faction: Young Proletarians | Pronouns: he/him
"Chairman Estima has led a socialist revolution—and succeeded! I am ecstatic to think that he will helm Classroom 3-B for a day. Please, Chairman, I am eager to learn whatever I can from you. I must admit, I am not interested in the kind of government you formed in Sherechia—I'd rather circumvent the evils of the state—but still, your experience is worth more than a thousand theories!"



Take your pick of either Francine or Freddy.
Premise: When the school fight song becomes a fight song. | Also Premise: An anarcho-communist, objectivist, & centrist-liberal-progressive walk into a school. It's not going well. | NS stats are amusing but aren't canon. | When a throwaway accidentally has amusing lore. | Characters are fiction & represent only themselves | Factbook
The fact that they managed to bring the world revolution into the classroom, man Freddy is probably the Lenin of the school.
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Francine
The poor child needs an exorcism.
[Jojo] Washburn's faction. Idealistic, but doesn't really have any stance other than "we should all get along

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