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Deblar
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Posts: 402
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Deblar » Sun Feb 28, 2021 6:33 pm

"Oh god, I've done it again."

"Oh lord, this wasn't supposed to happen. I could get impeached for this. God damnit."

- Benjamin Fowler
R.I P. Prince Phillip
1921-2021

R.I.P. DMX
1970-2021
This post is certified and approved by the Republic of Deblar
President: Benjamin Fowler
Vice President: Vincent Smith
Republic of Deblar
EST. 1889
Member of:
International Free Trade Coalition
Global Socialist Defense Pact
International Consortium of Democratic Nations

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Corrington
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 486
Founded: Dec 21, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Corrington » Mon Mar 01, 2021 7:25 am

Deblar wrote:"Oh god, I've done it again."

"Oh lord, this wasn't supposed to happen. I could get impeached for this. God damnit."

- Benjamin Fowler


“Ohh you think that you could get impeached for this? Well so could I, and you should too! Well, my county doesn’t have impeachments, but a vote of no-confidence I mean. I don’t know how you talked me into it! Or if anything even happened, I can’t bloody remember... No, I couldn’t have conceived! I’m 55, that should be impossible! I don’t know how in the bloody hell this happened, but all I can say is that it’s a miracle that I survived to term. I should’ve been more lenient on birth control and women’s reproductive rights in my country... maybe then I wouldn’t be here. Not a soul can hear about this... please, for my career’s sake.”

- Prime Minister Madeline Fletcher
Member of I.C.D.N.

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Prusmia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 23
Founded: Nov 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Prusmia » Mon Mar 01, 2021 7:28 am

How did this even- I got my tu- you know what I'm not even going to question it, (for the record my nation is going through a major shift in stuff so many of my factbooks are outdated if you are looking for information on my leader.)

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Airceltria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 168
Founded: Feb 16, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Airceltria » Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:08 am

"I know I wanted to add a new member of my harem but I wasn't planning on becoming a mother again! What's worse is that i can even remember who it was I slept with. Maybe I should cut down on the wine?"

-Alexandria Ashwood
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Charoskania
Diplomat
 
Posts: 540
Founded: Sep 25, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Charoskania » Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:14 am

Indeed you should
/skip
This is a Message from the Monarch Queen Anne Solovia Brachton Maniar
Total Number: 3,048,400
Army Personnel: 2,000,000
Tanks:1520
Infantry Veh.:1289
Armoured:3575
Helias:250
Utility:1968
Reconnaissance:60
Artillery:998
Air Def.:426
Navy Personnel:12,600
Subs:3
Firigates:2
Corvettes:2
Facs:3
Anti-Mine:24
Patrol:4
Mine:5
Salvage:4
Auxiliary:9
Training:2
Air Force Personnel:1,000,000
Combat Aircraft:212
Recon:1
Transport:64
Helis:139
Trainer:128
Unmanned:5 A
ny other Branches: Territorial Defense 30 000, Volunteer, 5800
Leader: Axel, King of Poland, Grand Duke of Lithuania
Population: 54 Mil

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Shin-Makai
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Nov 28, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Shin-Makai » Tue Mar 02, 2021 5:21 am

"I know that my station by default requires me to have heirs, but I was not prepared to become a father so soon! Now I actually have to take responsibility for kids! Wait...does this mean that I am now a part of your harem?"

"Wait, no, not yet! Perhaps in five years, but I still have to reunite my country dangit!"

"Oh, about our child? I uh...I think you may be able to raise them better than I can, you have more experience with child-rearing after all."
鬼 It is the year 1,564 C.E. and Japan is on Fire 鬼
Shin-Makai is an empire that was born out of the ashes of an old hell. The nation has recently undergone a series of reforms aimed at making sure that it turns into a land that isn't hellbent on torturing its citizens. Yet even so, the ambitions of the Demon Emperor lies even outside its borders.
毎日魔界
Government to start work on developing ports in Ryūkyū. | Fierce debate in Imperial Palace sparked by planned implementation of trade edict. | Green 南蛮 rōnin found to be responsible for disappearances near border village, carries what appears to be an enchanted ōzutsu. | Mysterious purple portal to have appeared in a gorge. His Majesty to send out a detachment to investigate. | Local Oni steals a horse, picks up owner of horse.

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Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:30 am

"Uhh i don't remember this conspiring. But I want to raise the young one. Just looking in their eyes I know their name, as should their enemies."-Luden
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: it's that time of the year again as the fallen lords rise for the fallen festival!. (All October)

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The Alkdorian Empire
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Oct 02, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby The Alkdorian Empire » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:01 pm

Low bloods wrote:"Uhh i don't remember this conspiring. But I want to raise the young one. Just looking in their eyes I know their name, as should their enemies."-Luden

“I do not understand how but the child stays with me. I will not allow the innocent to resident in a chaotic hellscape.”
-Emperor Ferrios Von Stein
The United Islands of Atlantic Discord: Please leave all traces of hope at the door, if you chose to visit us.
“Can anyone explain to me why players have this mysterious ability to be unable to do the correct assigned character in my posts? It’s honestly astonishing and sad.”
“The world is a angry place, getting madder and madder every waking moment of our pitiful existence. So let’s all just put on our clown shoes and laugh at it.”
-Brap (me)

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Svenska-Britannia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 643
Founded: May 29, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Svenska-Britannia » Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:28 pm

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"Wait, how is that even possible? we biologically aren't able to get a kid like that..but then again, i really don't mind..I could take care of the Child for us my dear, so don't worry.."


-Grand Emperor of the United Imperium Charles Von Roland (*Hinting at their Secret Relationship*)
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Svenska-Britannia: A semi-democratic global imperium composed of 2 empires and its democratic colonial commonwealths with one goal in mind: Unity

An FT Tech Nation but with a Modern Timeline, Advanced Technology, Powerful Military, United Abrahamic Faith
An [8.6 Power Number] civilization, according to this index.


Member of: C.U.S.P


Not all NS Stats are Canon


News: Valery Sablin has won a successful election campaign and becomes the Prime Minister of the United Imperium. Experts and Critics and Hopeful of his Political Goals.

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Greater Kopmakia
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Posts: 89
Founded: Mar 29, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Greater Kopmakia » Tue Mar 02, 2021 5:08 pm

"Who... what? How did this even happen? Who are you? I must have been blackout drunk for this to have happened, I have no idea who you are."

-Empress Bianca Hastriun

BN: A tidbit of info regarding Bianca, my leader, is in my main factbook.)
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I want your smamwich.


Greater Kopmakia: The land of top-class infrastructure, sprawling national parks, and loud, drunken tourists.

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Corrington
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 486
Founded: Dec 21, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Corrington » Tue Mar 02, 2021 5:54 pm

“Wait, how did this happen, we’re both women!? We had to have adopted, right? Please tell me I’m right, I honestly can’t remember. I do like your nation’s flag though. I myself had to be blackout drunk not to recall a single thing, and I would never suggest that you were drunk, Empress, but perhaps the similarities confused you and you mistook my nation and my office for your own... Oh well, do we share custody then? How do we keep this under wraps?” — Prime Minister Margaret Fletcher
Member of I.C.D.N.

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Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Tue Mar 02, 2021 6:22 pm

"Yeah you see we were drunk last night and one thing led to another, and...wait that wasn't you, who the hell was it!?

Well, how the hell did this happen then!?"-Luden
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: it's that time of the year again as the fallen lords rise for the fallen festival!. (All October)

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11nations
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Apr 22, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby 11nations » Tue Mar 02, 2021 6:26 pm

"...
"Fuck...
How will I explain this one to Maria without her chopping off my pp?..."

-Juan Carlos Fernandez, Prime Minister of the 11nations

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Erynia and Draconia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Nov 09, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Erynia and Draconia » Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:11 pm

"Well, this is interesting. Uhhhhhh--"

~ A very confused and panicking President Lukas Daniels
The Democratic States of Erynia and Draconia
Overview | Political Parties | States and Cities | Constitution | Map

For: Social democracy, democratic socialism, environmentalism, democracy, equality
Against: Racism, totalitarianism, fascism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, authoritarianism of all kinds, unregulated capitalism, militarism, religion

Proud member of LITA

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Wochaystein
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Posts: 303
Founded: May 06, 2018
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Wochaystein » Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:15 pm

Erynia and Draconia wrote:"Well, this is interesting. Uhhhhhh--"

~ A very confused and panicking President Lukas Daniels

"What are you doing? You know, it's going to be an uphill battle for you as one of the kid's fathers. I know that you're going to try your best. You've already tried. It's not a problem."
- Kaiser Hannes II Rochus
Dieresis of Diarcesia
The Cities of the Holy Empire of Wochaystein
Zuidren | Krofen | Fischen | Tien | Tendorf

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Airceltria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 168
Founded: Feb 16, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Airceltria » Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:18 pm

"Not to say that the Kaiser is a bad looking man, because he isn't. But I do wish to know when we shared the night together because I would have perfectly recall such an event? Regardless I'm willing to take care of the child because a sweet little angels always needs their mother in their life.

-Alexandria Ashwood

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The Alkdorian Empire
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Oct 02, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby The Alkdorian Empire » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:41 am

”Don’t understand how we got to this base but given our similar cultures. I can see this work out to both our benefits.”
-Emperor Ferrios Von Stein
The United Islands of Atlantic Discord: Please leave all traces of hope at the door, if you chose to visit us.
“Can anyone explain to me why players have this mysterious ability to be unable to do the correct assigned character in my posts? It’s honestly astonishing and sad.”
“The world is a angry place, getting madder and madder every waking moment of our pitiful existence. So let’s all just put on our clown shoes and laugh at it.”
-Brap (me)

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Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Wed Mar 03, 2021 1:52 pm

"Ferrios, I will take this child. You think my land is no place for a child, there's lots of places a child can go, some places adults cant even go like myself.
I mean look at him, he could definitely fit in a fox hole, or under the bed, or that small crack in the cliff side.

I'll definitely be the dad that is more fun than the other."-Luden
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: it's that time of the year again as the fallen lords rise for the fallen festival!. (All October)

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A Thousand Islands
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: Jul 07, 2020
Mother Knows Best State

Postby A Thousand Islands » Wed Mar 03, 2021 1:59 pm

"That....isn't possible. I've never lain with any man besides my beloved, and I'd certainly never lay with that....person"
Empress Regnant Chiharu of A Thousand Islands

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Laka Strolistandiler
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 183
Founded: Jul 14, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:08 pm

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Her Imperial Highness, Master of Engineering Arts, The Oathmaker of North Seas, Queen Lavinia Mac Godfraid
(REALLY confused and somewhat broken):"This... This is wrong... I mean I understand that someone COULD possibly donate my DNA, then implant it into sperm cell that was then injected into your womb, I apologize for details, but... It’s just DEADLY level-wrong! If the Holy Court won’t believe me, there shall be only one thing I can do to cleanse my reputation as my nations leader... Harakiri that is. Judging by your nation’s flag... Can you help me by any chance?"
Subdministrator of Internal Communication Affairs Departament for the World Assembly, The Respectable Oe Ishi
Political views:
Authoritarian Center-left, a little bit too left to be a nazbol
Religius Views:
planning to baptize as an orthodox Christian

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NewBlackStation
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Feb 25, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby NewBlackStation » Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:35 pm

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Herr Der Leader
"this is impossible the radiation killed my ability to have kids it must be a adopted kid i should have a civilized talk with the AL on why i would be a terrible parent so not today Double barrel Duplet"
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"We go, not afraid of a long journey,
Not terrible cruel war.
We firmly believe in our victory
And thy beloved country.
March forward, iron rows,
In the fight for the Motherland, for our people!
Only faith can move mountains,
Only favors the bold!

Hail Reich
non-mutants are allowed in towns and stations of the Reich as long they don't cause problems
Bread is good but bread with cheese is even good
if the mushroom tea is glowing brighter than a Uranium or plutonium rod only drink half of it
Our leader has gone crazy due to the radiation getting to his head both literally and metaphorically and will try to avoid being social with others
we got surplus of weapons and medicine just send a tele

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Atheara
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 144
Founded: Sep 11, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Atheara » Wed Mar 03, 2021 10:05 pm

"Wait... how did this happen again? Either adoption or genetics, since well you can't have children yourself. Anyways i cannot take care of umm... our child since i am a busy woman. I hope you can take care of our child. You seem to be not able to do so though... (after 20 minutes of thinking) alright fine i will take care. How did this happen anyway?" - Eriana
Atheara is a PMT set in the 2050s whom has achieved Unity and Peace in Fennoscandia for 20 Years. But the people seem to want more. Going through a Cultural Revolution, it will change what it means to be Athearan... World Leader in Aviation and Major eSports Culture. Stuck in 2050, as Time passes but does not Continue.


Countryball made by Nooooooooooooooo

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New Bradenia Ghost
Envoy
 
Posts: 284
Founded: Jul 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Bradenia Ghost » Thu Mar 04, 2021 4:53 am

"Uhh... since when has this happened?"

- Arno Tyranic, 5th President of NBG, 12th Senator from New Texas
I am NBG, a great, strong and free nation, God Bless NBG!
President Name = Arnold Jason "Arno" Tyranic
Prime Minister Name = Peter Alexander Algazir
Deputy Prime Minister Name = George Walker "Bush" Garrison
Party = Liberal Party
Term = March 17th 2020 -

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Remulia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 515
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:53 am

"Look, you and i don't know how this happen, so, the least i can do is to take care of this child unless you want to"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.
FACTBOOKS and DISPATCHES

NSstats aren't used by this nation...at least some of them aren't used

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Low bloods
Envoy
 
Posts: 201
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:00 pm

"Ehh? A child, I always wondered if I was- I don't recall this occasion. Honestly I didn't know it was possible, would we be considered the same species?, I guess anything could happen.
Its my child now! Im sure they will grow to be a great one, I hope he has my horns- no offense, I like your horns, they're like mine."-Luden
(Dead and living)Leader profiles
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

[Factbook rework in progress]
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: it's that time of the year again as the fallen lords rise for the fallen festival!. (All October)

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