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Southland
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Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Sat May 27, 2023 8:20 pm

Goddammit he's doing it again. *Gasp*

BN had a popular musician join the 27 club.
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Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant

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Merulla
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Posts: 67
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Merulla » Mon May 29, 2023 1:44 pm

Actually, yes, we had two.

1 - Pedro Calazans (1943 - 1970) was a very successful pop musician who started his career in infancy at the age of 6. He was recognized as a minor musical prodigy and that he would have a hugely successful career. He started in children's music, naturally, then recorded some religious songs, but it was at 16 that he started to break out on the radio with his original pop and pop-rock songs, however, after turning 18 he began to have problems with alcohol and even drugs, after he was arrested with possession of marijuana and cocaine. After 25, Pedro already seemed to be much older than he was, destroyed by his unruly youth, it seemed to be too late to turn back, but as soon as he celebrated his 26th birthday, he announced that he was going back to rehab and started recording songs about the damage that alcohol and drugs had done to him. A year later he was released from rehab, but with the death of his mother in a tragic car accident, Calazans once again indulged himself in the very same substances that he had overcome, again. Three months later, he died of a cocaine overdose.

2 - John Jerome Johnson (1960 - 1987) also known as "JayJay Johnson" or simply "Triple J". Triple J wasn't exactly a big hit as a kid, but he became quite famous for his versatility and adaptability. He started at 15 in pop and pop-rock music (he was a HUGE fan of Pedro Calazans) but quickly found himself attracted to heavy metal where he was most successful with his main band; Steel Sovereigns. However, remember the versatility we mentioned earlier? Yeah, he also ended up releasing several rap and hip-hop songs, all before the age of 20. JJJ never had problems with how much he drank and never got involved with drugs, he was in impeccable health and his biggest problems with the police were his aggressiveness in protests, s he being a young militant very engaged in social policies and women's and black people's causes, political scientists even speculate that JayJay could have become an important politician if he had passed the age of 27. His death, in fact, came as a big surprise and one that still divides opinions in Merulla. Upon turning 27, JJJ released a new album called "JJJistory - A Musical Autobiography"., this album brought together classic and new songs from all his endeavors, pop, pop-rock, heavy metal, hip-hop and rap music, as well as two very interesting new tracks. One was "Dawn of the Eternal Morning" which he recorded with his old heavy metal band with a heavy beat but where only he sang and the whole song was sung in hip-hop style and "End Times Prison" that he revealed one more quality, an impeccable lyrical singing very similar to church chants, where he would quickly switch to rap. Three months after the resounding success of that album, Johnson killed himself one morning and left a letter saying he wanted "to go down in history like Pedro Calazans at 27". Some believe that JJJ was deeply depressed and just used this as an excuse and others believe, given his eccentric nature, that he actually killed himself over such futility. Despite what anyone chooses to believe, Triple J was far more successful posthumously than he was alive.

Honorable mention, but kinda dark? We have a very famous pop and pop-rock singer currently, she is 25 years old and is already in her 6th rehab... I won't go into too much detail, out of respect for her, but she needs to take care of herself, if she doesn't want to join the 27 club.



BN legalized recreational drug use and realized it was a mistake, but can't go back and criminalize it again.
Merulla is the land of the brave, the fair and of the heroes.

A great kingdom consisting of fifteen federative like states, with a decentralized power, where the real king is the Merullean people.

Come and discover Merulla, where the waves are born.

The Great Kingdom of Merulla
the land of greatness from small beginnings

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Aicrowian Canada
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Founded: May 28, 2022
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Aicrowian Canada » Mon May 29, 2023 1:46 pm

No

BN Is Communist
From the great lakes to the prairies Aicrowian canada is a rich nation lead by God-Emperor Aicrius Aidanius with amazing things like Frank Tower 1,2,5,7 and 9, CN Tower, The Arctic Jailhouse, People with 12 Weapons, Slavery And More!
Our beautiful Capital of Aicrowia is home to 57 Million people! our nation is home to more than 1.7 billion people (may not be true RN)
This nation is part of The Pacific

Aicrowian Sports Teams!
Aicrowia Knights 0-0

Days Since last disaster: -1

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Najairadarethu
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Founded: Jul 22, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Najairadarethu » Mon May 29, 2023 2:46 pm

No, not at all.

BN calls itself an empire.
Trying to protect liberalism from professional butthurtism, moralism and useful idiotism. Giving a shit if misgendered. Probably adopted from outer space.

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Frisemark
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Founded: Aug 07, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Frisemark » Mon May 29, 2023 2:56 pm

Close! But no.


BN is some flavor of liberal democracy.
The Kingdom of Frisemark
Denmark and the Netherlands had a kid, and it loves the color blue.
This nation is largely for me to autofellate many of my personal views.

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New-lamp Dynasty
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Founded: Nov 10, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby New-lamp Dynasty » Mon May 29, 2023 2:58 pm

Nope, somewhat liberal theocratic monarchy though

BN's has a social credit system like china?
IC: Just an FanT Insect nation with world-building at the helm, we also are a monarchy the size of Canada and Russia combined, How did we get that much land you might ask? !!!History!!! Also co-founder of the I.P.A.
अपने आसपास की प्रकृति का आनंद लें, प्रकृति के बताए रास्ते पर चलें (Enjoy the nature around you, follow the way of nature)
OOC: moth-loving teenager, who many would call a moth enthusiast. Also furry i guess, alongside a warden from The Order Of The Grey Wardens, if nation is in A.S.S, most likely mine




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Deasta talking more advanced medication | Royal Advisor Libell reveals new defense plans?| Bat Beast rampage In the grand hive, killed 18 | Beetles getting brought into the empire

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Everett Levermann
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Founded: Apr 20, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Everett Levermann » Mon May 29, 2023 3:46 pm

No.

BN is another Scandinavian, liberal state.

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Sardinia and Piedmont
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Founded: May 14, 2023
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Sardinia and Piedmont » Mon May 29, 2023 3:48 pm

Wrong!
Not Scandinavian,
Not Liberal.
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BN is Nationalist in nature, but is hidden behind a mask of democracy.
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Senscaria
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Founded: Dec 16, 2022
Father Knows Best State

Postby Senscaria » Mon May 29, 2023 3:48 pm

Hell no. Senscaria's built off the backs of the oppressed, and hard drugs. Nationalist yeah but no democracy in sight.
BN has an extremely large industrial base.
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Awesomeness
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Founded: Aug 29, 2022
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Awesomeness » Mon May 29, 2023 3:48 pm

Heck yeah

BN has more than 1 billion in NS population
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Ivelboria
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Founded: Dec 13, 2015
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Ivelboria » Mon May 29, 2023 3:50 pm

You'd be right.

BN has an absolute monarchy.
The Neviersian Federation ✩ De Fédération Neviersien
In Neviersia, your hard-earned tax money funds countryball art, endless paperwork, "free" healthcare and gawd-awful humour. Even the countryballs need therapy. What's not to love?
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- Born and bred in good ol' Yorkshire.
- I know my nation is called Ivelboria but I was too lazy to make a new nation. :P
- Chronic workaholic who keeps making factbooks...
- NS stats not used.
- The stars on my flag can spin either way.. :P
Economic: 0.63 (2016), 1.0 (2019), -0.63 (2021), -1.88 (2022)
Social: 0.97 (2016), -2.97 (2019), -3.28 (2021), -0.72 (2022)

1/5/21: Started using the GIF flag. For 3/4 years before that I used this one.

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New Texas Republic
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Founded: Dec 17, 2022
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Texas Republic » Tue May 30, 2023 7:24 am

No. This is a democracy

BN is at least 100 years behind when it comes to technology
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Rhanukhan
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Posts: 246
Founded: Mar 28, 2004
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Rhanukhan » Tue May 30, 2023 7:37 am

More 100 years ahead. An attempted extraterrestrial invasion in 2008 has provided us with a variety of very advanced technologies.




BN has a popular dessert named in its honour.
Halfway between Venus and Mars

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Everett Levermann
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Founded: Apr 20, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Everett Levermann » Tue May 30, 2023 7:51 am

No.

BN is a liberal democracy.

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Uinted Communist of Africa
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Founded: Sep 28, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Tue May 30, 2023 8:00 am

Everett Levermann wrote:No.

BN is a liberal democracy.

Um....yes?
*squints*






BN has no restrictions on the internet
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( -_- ) My nation does support my political views...deal with it.

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Narland
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Founded: Apr 19, 2013
Anarchy

Postby Narland » Tue May 30, 2023 8:33 am

Yes and No. The question is too vague to answer affirmatively. The Internet is free (free as in freedom), but it is not wild (wild as in lawless or savage). There is no restriction to the free exercise of expressing one's conscience, exercising the freedom of speech, press, religion, peaceable assembly, petition the Government, receiving in a timely fashion a redress from government for grievances, etc. There are restrictions regarding the use of force and fraud through the Internet.

The Internet developed differently in this Alternate Reality. Everyone's device is their own server with their own full shell accounts, such that every person is their own decentralized social media platform. Everyone has their own node (if they are on the Internet) from which they engage others.

Freedom of Speech.
The Free People of the Commonwealth of Narland hate censuring and censorship. It is seen as "Unnarlandish" to deny anyone their forensic obligation to speak in the public forum unless there is a good reason. Not allowing someone their say especially when it is unpopular is considered barbaric. Everyone is allowed a say to explain themselves. It is a high crime for public servants to abridge any person's attempt to communicate when done so peaceably.

Protected Speech.
Internet usage is a form of freedom of expression. Everyone is held accountable for their actions. Inciting others to commit specific criminal acts, or conspiring to commit force or fraud against others is not protected speech. Engaging in activity that hampers the free flow of intelligence across the Internet is also illegal.

Censured only through Due Process.
Censuring is a reprimand of public rebuke and punitive fine issued by a Judicial Officer. A party must be duly convicted of a tort, misdemeanor, high crime, or felony in order to be censured. The Arbiter, Judge, or Justicar may issue a Writ of Censure only upon conviction. A person's website can only be censured if it is the vehicle for the offense. The conviction will be posted in a journal of public record, the public forum of the person's residence, and upon the opening page of the offending website. Once the peace is restored, the offended party placated, or justice has been met, the URL must be immediately returned to the person regardless of ability to pay the fine.

Only Felons Censored.
A Felon by law is a ward of the State and must get explicit permission from the State for any Internet activities.

Minors and the Internet.
Minors must get permission from their parents for Internet activity. The parent, ward, or guardian is held fully accountable from infancy to age 7; largely accountable from the ages of 7-14; and a considered "a contributing party with" from the ages of 14 to emancipation (legal adulthood varies by individual, State and Canton).
for more information --> The Internet in Narland
I hope that helps.


Freedom is in short supply in BN
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Cerespasia
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Founded: May 13, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cerespasia » Tue May 30, 2023 8:52 am

Well yes but actually no (Stats-wise, at least).

BN has been embroiled in more than 2 civil conflicts in its history.
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Southland
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Founded: Oct 09, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Southland » Tue May 30, 2023 12:14 pm

Technically yes. Other than the Southland Civil War from 1937-1945 between the socialist-led democratic government and fascist insurgents, there were the conflicts between the various city-states before being united by Rev. Philip Browne in 1692.

BN has a professional wrestling league.
Disserbia wrote:swaziland on acid and jesus
Novaya Tselinoyarsk wrote:In defiance everyone should go on protest with a Big Gulp.

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Ealdracaland wrote:I get a weird vibe from the sun on the flag. It feels like it's looking at me with malicious intent.
Verkhoyanska wrote:Condemn for having that creepy looking sun in your flag. IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

East Plate wrote:Their "sun," which apparently has multiple personalities and can't decide if it is a sun or a moon.

Reloviskistan wrote:Unrelated: AN's flag looks like a mural on the wall of a Mexican restaurant

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Arstotskiano
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Posts: 24
Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Arstotskiano » Tue May 30, 2023 12:17 pm

Nope!

BN is New Stonen
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Of Memers
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Posts: 43
Founded: Dec 14, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Of Memers » Tue May 30, 2023 12:18 pm

no idea what that is

Bn will be a powerful military power

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Barcus Nation
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Founded: Mar 28, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Barcus Nation » Tue May 30, 2023 11:30 pm

Nyeh? If Magic makes us super powerful then sure.

BN is a superpower?
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