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The Free Republic of New Afrika
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Posts: 3
Founded: Oct 31, 2021
Corporate Police State

Postby The Free Republic of New Afrika » Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:15 am

What in the goddamn. How did all of this went from complaining about quality-posting to deleting F7 and and sending all of us in mental health institutions until now: drinking water to drinking piss and toilet water.
★ The Free Republic of New Afrika ★
Now it’s time to throw every possible problem in New Afrika’s direction

“Free the Land! Yes, that is literally all we can come up with as a motto.”
A Black-only state where African Americans, now called New Afrikans, can be just as racist to non-Black people as White Americans were to them.

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Wejas
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Posts: 15
Founded: Sep 17, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Wejas » Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:19 am

The Free Republic of New Afrika wrote:What in the goddamn. How did all of this went from complaining about quality-posting to deleting F7 and and sending all of us in mental health institutions until now: drinking water to drinking piss and toilet water.

NSers are a special group of people
★ Reino de Wejas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'

A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls|IC Year: 2757

This is Wexas' new account. I wanted to retcon. Old account will not CTE tho.
Use this until I complete retconning Wexas pls.

There was never a war against the Comanche.

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-Astoria-
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Posts: 3297
Founded: Oct 27, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria- » Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:21 am

The Free Republic of New Afrika wrote:What in the goddamn. How did all of this went from complaining about quality-posting to deleting F7 and and sending all of us in mental health institutions until now: drinking water to drinking piss and toilet water.

You will get used to it, 10-day-old nation.
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The Free Republic of New Afrika
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Posts: 3
Founded: Oct 31, 2021
Corporate Police State

Postby The Free Republic of New Afrika » Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:23 am

-Astoria- wrote:
The Free Republic of New Afrika wrote:What in the goddamn. How did all of this went from complaining about quality-posting to deleting F7 and and sending all of us in mental health institutions until now: drinking water to drinking piss and toilet water.

You will get used to it, 10-day-old nation.

I’ve been used to it, like, for five-four years now. This is just another one of my puppets.

Wejas wrote:
The Free Republic of New Afrika wrote:What in the goddamn. How did all of this went from complaining about quality-posting to deleting F7 and and sending all of us in mental health institutions until now: drinking water to drinking piss and toilet water.

NSers are a special group of people

And here I though I was the craziest person here. Still am, I think.
★ The Free Republic of New Afrika ★
Now it’s time to throw every possible problem in New Afrika’s direction

“Free the Land! Yes, that is literally all we can come up with as a motto.”
A Black-only state where African Americans, now called New Afrikans, can be just as racist to non-Black people as White Americans were to them.

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The Onox Legion
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Posts: 34
Founded: Sep 20, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Onox Legion » Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:26 am

The Free Republic of New Afrika wrote:What in the goddamn. How did all of this went from complaining about quality-posting to deleting F7 and and sending all of us in mental health institutions until now: drinking water to drinking piss and toilet water.

Welcome to F7.
A bandit state lying in the eastern area of Hyrule.
Raiding, destruction, partying are all part of the program.
The World is one where the three timelines have merged a while ago, but tensions have risen.
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NS stats have been beaten up and gotten their wallets taken, they don't count

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Polska Rzeczpospolita Robotnicza
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Posts: 91
Founded: Aug 26, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Polska Rzeczpospolita Robotnicza » Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:33 am

The Onox Legion wrote:
The Free Republic of New Afrika wrote:What in the goddamn. How did all of this went from complaining about quality-posting to deleting F7 and and sending all of us in mental health institutions until now: drinking water to drinking piss and toilet water.

Welcome to F7.

Unfortunately it is just another Ateria puppet.
Polska Rzeczpospolita Ludowa
Poland is not yet lost.

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I cannot write and am a general embarrassment to the 'serious worldbuilder' community

NS stats were mercilessly gunned down by Kor in the 1989 Szczecin massacre


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The Free Republic of New Afrika
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Posts: 3
Founded: Oct 31, 2021
Corporate Police State

Postby The Free Republic of New Afrika » Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:42 am

Polska Rzeczpospolita Robotnicza wrote:
The Onox Legion wrote:Welcome to F7.

Unfortunately it is just another Ateria puppet.

Yep, still around.
★ The Free Republic of New Afrika ★
Now it’s time to throw every possible problem in New Afrika’s direction

“Free the Land! Yes, that is literally all we can come up with as a motto.”
A Black-only state where African Americans, now called New Afrikans, can be just as racist to non-Black people as White Americans were to them.

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South Reinkalistan
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Posts: 1651
Founded: Mar 12, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby South Reinkalistan » Thu Nov 11, 2021 11:56 am

The ultimate plot twist is that F7 was the psychiatric institution all along
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" We will not bow to your dictation. We are free. We bled to be free.
Who are you to tell us what we may and may not do? We stopped being your slaves an era ago. "


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This nation is a story. It focuses on Reinkalistan, but reaches far beyond its borders.
NS stats were summarily executed by the Ideological Office in an old basement, where nobody can hear the gunshots.
Esoteric "Leninism"? Oh my.

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Wejas
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Founded: Sep 17, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Wejas » Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:16 pm

South Reinkalistan wrote:The ultimate plot twist is that F7 was the psychiatric institution all along

NS contained our stupidity in one forum so that the rest could be spared

Think NSG/II is bad now? Imagine if the F7ites were able to escape.

I for one, welcome that day. It'll be funny.
★ Reino de Wejas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'

A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls|IC Year: 2757

This is Wexas' new account. I wanted to retcon. Old account will not CTE tho.
Use this until I complete retconning Wexas pls.

There was never a war against the Comanche.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 4697
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:19 pm

Wejas wrote:
South Reinkalistan wrote:The ultimate plot twist is that F7 was the psychiatric institution all along

NS contained our stupidity in one forum so that the rest could be spared

Think NSG/II is bad now? Imagine if the F7ites were able to escape.

I for one, welcome that day. It'll be funny.

I've been on NSG before. Tread lightly there.
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Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
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Wejas
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Posts: 15
Founded: Sep 17, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Wejas » Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:23 pm

Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:
Wejas wrote:NS contained our stupidity in one forum so that the rest could be spared

Think NSG/II is bad now? Imagine if the F7ites were able to escape.

I for one, welcome that day. It'll be funny.

I've been on NSG before. Tread lightly there.

I used to be an NSG main

I remember the Keshi Wars and the reign of 2017-2019 Vass. But I have since reformed bc spending hours working on factbooks about how some random culture tips their hats slightly to the right rather than the left is waaay more productive than the abolition thread.
★ Reino de Wejas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'

A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls|IC Year: 2757

This is Wexas' new account. I wanted to retcon. Old account will not CTE tho.
Use this until I complete retconning Wexas pls.

There was never a war against the Comanche.

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Las Palmeras
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Posts: 3363
Founded: Jun 15, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Las Palmeras » Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:26 pm

Wejas wrote: than the abolition thread.


The what? Is this 1861? Not 2021?
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Wejas
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Founded: Sep 17, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Wejas » Thu Nov 11, 2021 12:35 pm

Las Palmeras wrote:
Wejas wrote: than the abolition thread.


The what? Is this 1861? Not 2021?

Did I stutter?
★ Reino de Wejas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'

A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls|IC Year: 2757

This is Wexas' new account. I wanted to retcon. Old account will not CTE tho.
Use this until I complete retconning Wexas pls.

There was never a war against the Comanche.

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Nationalist Northumbria
Minister
 
Posts: 2115
Founded: Apr 27, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:28 pm

I was rejected from the F7 Discord due to having a 'reputation' ??? :unsure:

Valentine Z wrote:Now and then, I do feel that we can and should get away with not explaining some bits, and explain it as a "mystery / magic / exercise left to the reader." Think of it like Star Wars before the sequels (the Force, or the midicholorians). A bit of an overused example, yes, but at times, it does not have to be hard sci-fi. Add a bit of magic and mysticism into your mix! ♥

I think people could look at Munkcestrian dodging for an interesting take on this.
Republic of Northumbria
Bede kinnie — Catgirl appreciator

"So fill this glass up to the brim, let the toast come early round,
Here's a health to every labouring lad that ploughs and sows the ground;
And when his work is over, his home he will enjoy
Oh how lucky is the girl that weds a bonny labouring boy."
"In dreams, the mead-hall shines, the wine and honey flow;
Then I awake to find myself in frost and hail and wind and snow
This
middangeard, once so bright, now withers and decays;
And I must wait in silence grey for warmer, kinder, happier days."

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South Americanastan
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Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby South Americanastan » Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:50 pm

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:I was rejected from the F7 Discord due to having a 'reputation' ??? :unsure:

Valentine Z wrote:Now and then, I do feel that we can and should get away with not explaining some bits, and explain it as a "mystery / magic / exercise left to the reader." Think of it like Star Wars before the sequels (the Force, or the midicholorians). A bit of an overused example, yes, but at times, it does not have to be hard sci-fi. Add a bit of magic and mysticism into your mix! ♥

I think people could look at Munkcestrian dodging for an interesting take on this.

You have a reputation because you put no effort into any of your posts.

Also, Munkcestrian dodging is literally the equivalent of small children playing soldier, and a completely unfair “I win” button.

“I hit you!”

“No you didn’t! I dodged!”
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
Co-Founder of SETZA
Last Vice President of ICDN Security Council
My Embassy Program
Founder of the LDO
This nation is a caricature of my views (mostly, anyway)
North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

Carthatska wrote:Man forgets to drive and launches himself off the highway, trailing excrement while screaming 'YOLO’
New man.
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Nationalist Northumbria
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Posts: 2115
Founded: Apr 27, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:52 pm

South Americanastan wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:I was rejected from the F7 Discord due to having a 'reputation' ??? :unsure:


I think people could look at Munkcestrian dodging for an interesting take on this.

You have a reputation because you put no effort into any of your posts.

Also, Munkcestrian dodging is literally the equivalent of small children playing soldier, and a completely unfair “I win” button.

“I hit you!”

“No you didn’t! I dodged!”

Munkcestrian dodging is just a martial art.
Republic of Northumbria
Bede kinnie — Catgirl appreciator

"So fill this glass up to the brim, let the toast come early round,
Here's a health to every labouring lad that ploughs and sows the ground;
And when his work is over, his home he will enjoy
Oh how lucky is the girl that weds a bonny labouring boy."
"In dreams, the mead-hall shines, the wine and honey flow;
Then I awake to find myself in frost and hail and wind and snow
This
middangeard, once so bright, now withers and decays;
And I must wait in silence grey for warmer, kinder, happier days."

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South Americanastan
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Posts: 1900
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby South Americanastan » Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:55 pm

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
South Americanastan wrote:You have a reputation because you put no effort into any of your posts.

Also, Munkcestrian dodging is literally the equivalent of small children playing soldier, and a completely unfair “I win” button.

“I hit you!”

“No you didn’t! I dodged!”

Munkcestrian dodging is just a martial art.

It is literally that scene of Neo dodging a bullet in The Matrix. Hardly a “Martial Art”
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
Co-Founder of SETZA
Last Vice President of ICDN Security Council
My Embassy Program
Founder of the LDO
This nation is a caricature of my views (mostly, anyway)
North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

Carthatska wrote:Man forgets to drive and launches himself off the highway, trailing excrement while screaming 'YOLO’
New man.
HOME OF THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM IN THE GREY WARDENS

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Nationalist Northumbria
Minister
 
Posts: 2115
Founded: Apr 27, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Thu Nov 11, 2021 1:56 pm

South Americanastan wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Munkcestrian dodging is just a martial art.

It is literally that scene of Neo dodging a bullet in The Matrix. Hardly a “Martial Art”

Exactly, Neo did it in The Matrix. So what's so unrealistic about it?
Republic of Northumbria
Bede kinnie — Catgirl appreciator

"So fill this glass up to the brim, let the toast come early round,
Here's a health to every labouring lad that ploughs and sows the ground;
And when his work is over, his home he will enjoy
Oh how lucky is the girl that weds a bonny labouring boy."
"In dreams, the mead-hall shines, the wine and honey flow;
Then I awake to find myself in frost and hail and wind and snow
This
middangeard, once so bright, now withers and decays;
And I must wait in silence grey for warmer, kinder, happier days."

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The Arkiv
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Posts: 22
Founded: Sep 10, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Arkiv » Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:01 pm

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
South Americanastan wrote:It is literally that scene of Neo dodging a bullet in The Matrix. Hardly a “Martial Art”

Exactly, Neo did it in The Matrix. So what's so unrealistic about it?

I mean.
The Matrix is a simulation, the bullet dodging is manipulating the simulation.
Transposed into a non-simulated setting, it becomes super speed at best and reality warping at worst-the latter of which would generally get you kicked out of rps that don't involve copious amounts of FFT eldritch civilizations.

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Nationalist Northumbria
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Posts: 2115
Founded: Apr 27, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:03 pm

The Arkiv wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Exactly, Neo did it in The Matrix. So what's so unrealistic about it?

I mean.
The Matrix is a simulation, the bullet dodging is manipulating the simulation.
Transposed into a non-simulated setting, it becomes super speed at best and reality warping at worst-the latter of which would generally get you kicked out of rps that don't involve copious amounts of FFT eldritch civilizations.

I've used dodging in plenty of RPs without getting kicked out. Also, the Matrix being a simulation does not make it impossible.
Republic of Northumbria
Bede kinnie — Catgirl appreciator

"So fill this glass up to the brim, let the toast come early round,
Here's a health to every labouring lad that ploughs and sows the ground;
And when his work is over, his home he will enjoy
Oh how lucky is the girl that weds a bonny labouring boy."
"In dreams, the mead-hall shines, the wine and honey flow;
Then I awake to find myself in frost and hail and wind and snow
This
middangeard, once so bright, now withers and decays;
And I must wait in silence grey for warmer, kinder, happier days."

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Austria-Bohemia-Hungary
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Posts: 18606
Founded: Jun 28, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Austria-Bohemia-Hungary » Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:19 pm

The post above me gave me a concussion. That's how bad it is.
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South Americanastan
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Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby South Americanastan » Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:19 pm

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
The Arkiv wrote:I mean.
The Matrix is a simulation, the bullet dodging is manipulating the simulation.
Transposed into a non-simulated setting, it becomes super speed at best and reality warping at worst-the latter of which would generally get you kicked out of rps that don't involve copious amounts of FFT eldritch civilizations.

I've used dodging in plenty of RPs without getting kicked out. Also, the Matrix being a simulation does not make it impossible.

The Matrix is science fiction, it's intentionally unrealistic. Did your parents ever teach you to differentiate between fiction and reality?
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
Co-Founder of SETZA
Last Vice President of ICDN Security Council
My Embassy Program
Founder of the LDO
This nation is a caricature of my views (mostly, anyway)
North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

Carthatska wrote:Man forgets to drive and launches himself off the highway, trailing excrement while screaming 'YOLO’
New man.
HOME OF THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM IN THE GREY WARDENS

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Nationalist Northumbria
Minister
 
Posts: 2115
Founded: Apr 27, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:20 pm

Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:The post above me gave me a concussion. That's how bad it was.


South Americanastan wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:I've used dodging in plenty of RPs without getting kicked out. Also, the Matrix being a simulation does not make it impossible.

The Matrix is science fiction, it's intentionally unrealistic. Did your parents ever teach you to differentiate between fiction and reality?


People walked in the Matrix. Does that make walking impossible?
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Republic of Northumbria
Bede kinnie — Catgirl appreciator

"So fill this glass up to the brim, let the toast come early round,
Here's a health to every labouring lad that ploughs and sows the ground;
And when his work is over, his home he will enjoy
Oh how lucky is the girl that weds a bonny labouring boy."
"In dreams, the mead-hall shines, the wine and honey flow;
Then I awake to find myself in frost and hail and wind and snow
This
middangeard, once so bright, now withers and decays;
And I must wait in silence grey for warmer, kinder, happier days."

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South Americanastan
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Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby South Americanastan » Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:22 pm

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:The post above me gave me a concussion. That's how bad it was.

People walked in the Matrix. Does that make walking impossible?

I'm going to put it simply.

Literally every "idea" you've had regarding worldbuilding and military tactics, especially this one, has been pure idiocy. Don't beat around the bush with that bullshit, because you know that's not what we mean.
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
Co-Founder of SETZA
Last Vice President of ICDN Security Council
My Embassy Program
Founder of the LDO
This nation is a caricature of my views (mostly, anyway)
North Sonovia wrote:
Cereskia wrote:Bill accidentaly ate it and dies

I was about to say "manpreg happens" but you just saved this thread from a cursed comment from being made.

Carthatska wrote:Man forgets to drive and launches himself off the highway, trailing excrement while screaming 'YOLO’
New man.
HOME OF THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM IN THE GREY WARDENS

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Austria-Bohemia-Hungary
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Posts: 18606
Founded: Jun 28, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Austria-Bohemia-Hungary » Thu Nov 11, 2021 2:25 pm

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:The post above me gave me a concussion. That's how bad it was.


South Americanastan wrote:The Matrix is science fiction, it's intentionally unrealistic. Did your parents ever teach you to differentiate between fiction and reality?


People walked in the Matrix. Does that make walking impossible?

Go browse anime pics instead of fruitlessly shitposting on some Australian author's obscure nation-simulating forum game.
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