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Tea Chuggers
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Posts: 63
Founded: Aug 20, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Tea Chuggers » Tue Sep 01, 2020 6:32 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:
Tea Chuggers wrote:Your IC year is 1390 (or, uh, maybe 1347?), and yet it's still the Bronze Age. The number, unqualified, caught me off guard since I expected it to be like 2000 BC or something.

It's 1390 (I think you're right) since Ghes entered the Basin. That's when the Ghesites reckon Year Zero as. Sorry, that's not written down anywhere, it needs to be, thanks for pointing it out.
/skip

No problem, I'm always up for constructed calendars.
/skip
Leaf water good. Bean water bad. David Ricardo was on to something and so was Eugene Stoner.
Only the trends are canon, not individual stats. If you want to get angry very quickly, I recommend Twitter.
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 776
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Sep 01, 2020 6:33 pm

Tea Chuggers wrote:Your IC year is 1390 (or, uh, maybe 1347?), and yet it's still the Bronze Age. The number, unqualified, caught me off guard since I expected it to be like 2000 BC or something.

Their national animal is so, so beautiful.
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Always Has Been.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

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Obeehosee
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 29, 2020
Capitalizt

Postby Obeehosee » Tue Sep 01, 2020 6:40 pm

Honestly the fact that it took this long for Alastair to end up in the hospital.
you will learn the ways of the monke, or you will all turn to ashes when the day comes
no evolution no revolution screw the savannah we're staying in these damn trees this time

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1163
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Tue Sep 01, 2020 6:42 pm

This WHOLE nation and its MONKE already come as a surprise. I can't be surprised anymore (or can I?)
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
PMT post-revolution, nuclear-ravaged crowned republic in post-imperialism retro futuristic universe -- not in IRL world. Mixed market, social democratic oligarchy with technocratic ideals and cultural nationalism parading powerless church and monarchy. A nation of PTSD hidden under the mask of complete normalcy, while other masks are those of police state and stratocracy. Sometimes, we keep the wasteland shut and pretend it isn't there. On its way to cope with reality, the new Roaring Twenties arrives with aesthetics, drama and depression. | Dispatch of Cats (Closed)

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Azur Deutschland
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Posts: 19
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Azur Deutschland » Tue Sep 01, 2020 6:43 pm

Finding Zitravgrad's cat puppet-nation for the first time was something magical.
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"Eine Perfekte Welt"
"Halt die Klauen nicht zurück! Nur die Starken überlebt!"
Anxiety... Going to be taking it easy for the most part.
I'm not a Nazi. Their uniforms just look really cool. Especially when combined with anime.
Aurelia Dellamorte is very fond of saying "ara ara"

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Neos Realm
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 11, 2020
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Neos Realm » Tue Sep 01, 2020 6:54 pm

Encountering a German state that descended from the Third Reich that doesn't refer to their leaders as either the Fuhrer, Reichsmarschall, or other some esoteric German rank.
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Oi, heads up buddy! When responding to my posts have something else to critique other than "Anime, Hurr Durr". Because, that ain't gosh darn original.

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New Carthagea
Envoy
 
Posts: 258
Founded: Jul 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Carthagea » Tue Sep 01, 2020 6:58 pm

Learning that their leader was born in the nineteenth century.
The Constitutional Monarchy of New Carthagea
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It's A Hung Parliament! As elections results have been declared, no party has won a majority of seats in the Parliament in the elections. CC wins 86 seats, trailed behind by the Conservatives at 85. Talks for coalitions have begun.
Phoenicia: 5,000 New Carthaginian officials and soldiers to be stationed in Tunisia over the period of the next 15 days. Mode of governance shall be decided by Parliament after a governing coalition forms.

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Las Palmeras
Minister
 
Posts: 3091
Founded: Jun 15, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Las Palmeras » Tue Sep 01, 2020 6:58 pm

Their military inventory uses contemporary technology, that is not remarkable, but it caught me off guard that they use a combination of American and Russian hardware. I guess I'm also slightly guilty of that but I don't use real names sometimes.

AN: Now that we're talking about this...the Hell-dude punked you. You bought super-weapons that resemble the S-125 Neva/Pechora SAM system.
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El Estado de Las Palmeras
Hello human visitors! Look at the pretty kitties and forget all about our horrifying past as imperialist enforcers!
Overview
/World Overview/IC Flag/Armed Forces/Meet the local populace!/WE ARE A PEACEKEEPING FORCE
French 3rd Republic x Plan E

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Mansourid Latinia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Aug 24, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Mansourid Latinia » Tue Sep 01, 2020 9:14 pm

Seven centuries of civil war.

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Tranzoria
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Posts: 942
Founded: Feb 22, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Tranzoria » Tue Sep 01, 2020 9:15 pm

Their in Southern Europe.
A Naive Nation in the Bay Area of California who has fought too many wars to count.
Recent News: Inner-Alliance War stopped as new Rules for Entente is introduced. Mysterious nuke launched at Sawasi Capital, killing more than 10 Million.

Pro: Choice, Democracy, Biden, Puerto Rican Statehood
Anti:Terrorism, Racism, Karenism, People who pour the Milk first
Anti-Nstats Reason: Scam run by Kenneth Branagh
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New Carthagea
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Posts: 258
Founded: Jul 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Carthagea » Tue Sep 01, 2020 9:41 pm

That they are in California. I though they were in southern Africa ...
The Constitutional Monarchy of New Carthagea
Overview | ♛ King Christophe II | ♖ Peace Treaty | ■ Government
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It's A Hung Parliament! As elections results have been declared, no party has won a majority of seats in the Parliament in the elections. CC wins 86 seats, trailed behind by the Conservatives at 85. Talks for coalitions have begun.
Phoenicia: 5,000 New Carthaginian officials and soldiers to be stationed in Tunisia over the period of the next 15 days. Mode of governance shall be decided by Parliament after a governing coalition forms.

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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 187
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Tue Sep 01, 2020 9:44 pm

That there war event is getting more attention by nations, mainly around on F7.

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HXVZ-07031017
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Posts: 67
Founded: Jun 24, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby HXVZ-07031017 » Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:01 pm

The fact that this utopia doesn't come with a lot of caveats like SatoSere, which is my alt
It's actually ya boi Guzma SatoSere!
SatoSere's FT alter-ego. Actually a sci-fi worldbuilding project that incorporates a lot of childhood daydreams of mine. Still no cursed Ukraine here.
SLAVA LEHIONU!
NSTATS CRUSHED BY TANKS AND THEN THE PLANET OF NSTATS GOT EXTERMINATUS BY TOVARISHCH STEPHEN KIROV

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Whitemore
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 111
Founded: Jul 22, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Whitemore » Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:05 pm

That their factbooks are empty, otherwise the design looks cool.
★ The Empire of Whitemore ★ - "We will reach the Gates of Heaven."


    Human surviver State set in 2601 AD, years after a brutalizing Alien attack on Earth that forced a mass Exodus from the Planet.

    • More Xenophobic and Militaristic then the Holy Britannian Empire and the Ver's Empire combined.

Proud WA Delegate of The Grand Dominion.
ECHIDNA is the best wafiu, not Rem. Fight me.
NOT a weeb, just an Anime Enthusiast.
❤BITTEN BY THE VAMPIRE QUEEN OF COOKIES❤
Member of The Council of the Multiverse community. Click me to find out more!
FREE SCOTLAND
Make sure to wear a mask :)
Jorgensen/Cohen 2020

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HXVZ-07031017
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Posts: 67
Founded: Jun 24, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby HXVZ-07031017 » Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:07 pm

Whitemore wrote:That their factbooks are empty, otherwise the design looks cool.

dare you say they;'re empty/skip
It's actually ya boi Guzma SatoSere!
SatoSere's FT alter-ego. Actually a sci-fi worldbuilding project that incorporates a lot of childhood daydreams of mine. Still no cursed Ukraine here.
SLAVA LEHIONU!
NSTATS CRUSHED BY TANKS AND THEN THE PLANET OF NSTATS GOT EXTERMINATUS BY TOVARISHCH STEPHEN KIROV

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Nevertopia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 703
Founded: May 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nevertopia » Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:10 pm

Whitemore wrote:That their factbooks are empty, otherwise the design looks cool.


She has no idea who Rem is along with the rest of their canon.

I respect their choice in waifus tho.
Communism has failed every time its been tried.
Civilization Index: Class 13.2
Tier 6.5: Digital Discoverer | Level 4: Able Acolyte | Type 5.5: Regional Regent
This nation's overview is the primary canon. For more information use NS stats.
Black Lives Matter

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Whitemore
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 111
Founded: Jul 22, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Whitemore » Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:12 pm

Nevertopia wrote:
Whitemore wrote:That their factbooks are empty, otherwise the design looks cool.


She has no idea who Rem is along with the rest of their canon.

I respect their choice in waifus tho.


I've watched every episode plus the movie, don't tell me I don't know the canon silly.

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★ The Empire of Whitemore ★ - "We will reach the Gates of Heaven."


    Human surviver State set in 2601 AD, years after a brutalizing Alien attack on Earth that forced a mass Exodus from the Planet.

    • More Xenophobic and Militaristic then the Holy Britannian Empire and the Ver's Empire combined.

Proud WA Delegate of The Grand Dominion.
ECHIDNA is the best wafiu, not Rem. Fight me.
NOT a weeb, just an Anime Enthusiast.
❤BITTEN BY THE VAMPIRE QUEEN OF COOKIES❤
Member of The Council of the Multiverse community. Click me to find out more!
FREE SCOTLAND
Make sure to wear a mask :)
Jorgensen/Cohen 2020

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New Carthagea
Envoy
 
Posts: 258
Founded: Jul 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Carthagea » Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:12 pm

Their tree-explainging-magic-to-the-UN thing.
The Constitutional Monarchy of New Carthagea
Overview | ♛ King Christophe II | ♖ Peace Treaty | ■ Government
Signup For Attending Our Royal Wedding!
It's A Hung Parliament! As elections results have been declared, no party has won a majority of seats in the Parliament in the elections. CC wins 86 seats, trailed behind by the Conservatives at 85. Talks for coalitions have begun.
Phoenicia: 5,000 New Carthaginian officials and soldiers to be stationed in Tunisia over the period of the next 15 days. Mode of governance shall be decided by Parliament after a governing coalition forms.

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A Thousand Islands
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Jul 07, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby A Thousand Islands » Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:15 pm

They're basically going to war with half the Middle East

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Dozdcheny
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 10, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Dozdcheny » Tue Sep 01, 2020 11:09 pm

I thought you were talking about salad dressing...

It's been a while since I saw a nation making concubinage official... or actually have their leaders or characters engaging in polygamy at all.
The Unitary Republic of Dozdcheny
Overview/Custom NS Stats and Policies | High Inspector | Spokesperson
A PMT dictatorship situated in a post-colonialist world, not long free from the shackles of an empire. It is not looking for a pursue of liberty, but rather order and stability. Third-way economy backed by subsidized corporations, social classes ranked by eugenics, nationwide public surveillance and zealous state worship -- Dozdcheny is run by a faceless, nameless High Inspector, himself a social experiment with a goal to reject humanly fallacies. | OOC: Experimental lab for graphics and themes. Quality shitposting nation. This nation is inspired by and using photos from The Invisible Empire by Finnish photographer Juha Arvid Helminen. | Belarus equivalent of Zitravgrad's canon.

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Neos Realm
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 11, 2020
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Neos Realm » Tue Sep 01, 2020 11:29 pm

A esoteric isolationist nation that actually managed to send shivers down the spine. Not even TNO's Burgundy and the Holy Russian Empire could could do that to me, nice work I guess.
Oi, heads up buddy! When responding to my posts have something else to critique other than "Anime, Hurr Durr". Because, that ain't gosh darn original.

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Caligolus
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Dec 06, 2017
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Caligolus » Wed Sep 02, 2020 1:57 am

Neos Realm wrote:A esoteric isolationist nation that actually managed to send shivers down the spine. Not even TNO's Burgundy and the Holy Russian Empire could could do that to me, nice work I guess.


OOC: Let's see... named after a character from RWBY? Alright, let's break open their leader's factbook...

Neopolitan, better known as Neo, is a military leader, assassin, and notorious gangster who fought in the Russian Civil War in the service of the White Army and would later conduct a vicious mass purge against both its major squabbling monarchist and republican elements following the White Movement's victory over the tired & mangled Boleshviks in December 22, 1924.


Wait, what? Okay, so it's not taking place in Remnant, that's for certain. And she fought with the White Army? What? What? Oh, and apparently she's immortal too, so... what?
Current year: 20E 1533
Please call us "the Holy Empire" ICly, unless specifically referring to our primary ruling state.

Tier 3 Level 9 Type 9; a power 13 civilization according to this
PT/FanT - don't underestimate us just because we're PT, the FanT is strong with this one.

Yes our leader has a long title. No, that is not a self-appointed title, nor by choice. It is of political significance; excluding even one part of the title could lead to revolts.

This nation does not represent my actual views. Anyone who thinks otherwise can talk to our friendly inquisitors.
Medieval-esque politics meets colonization meets early firearms meets high magic meets eugenics meets early chemistry meets humorism that actually works meets trenches (because Fireball go brrr) meets 8 million crusades meets cosmic horror.

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Deutsche Uberreste
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: May 16, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Deutsche Uberreste » Wed Sep 02, 2020 5:07 am

Their unbelievably long leader title. As well as flaunting them with pride on leader opinion threads lmao.
✠ Deutsche Ubbereste - The German Remnants ✠

Germania Addio (1965)
Current Focus: [Rio Grande] Expand the Reichswehr | 10k manpower, 10 army experience, and 50% land tactics research bonus added

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New Carthagea
Envoy
 
Posts: 258
Founded: Jul 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Carthagea » Wed Sep 02, 2020 5:11 am

Learning that they were 5 nations put in one.
The Constitutional Monarchy of New Carthagea
Overview | ♛ King Christophe II | ♖ Peace Treaty | ■ Government
Signup For Attending Our Royal Wedding!
It's A Hung Parliament! As elections results have been declared, no party has won a majority of seats in the Parliament in the elections. CC wins 86 seats, trailed behind by the Conservatives at 85. Talks for coalitions have begun.
Phoenicia: 5,000 New Carthaginian officials and soldiers to be stationed in Tunisia over the period of the next 15 days. Mode of governance shall be decided by Parliament after a governing coalition forms.

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Nuroblav
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Posts: 1468
Founded: Nov 13, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Nuroblav » Wed Sep 02, 2020 5:12 am

'Afro-Aryan theory'

Hmmm :eyebrow:

AN: Was not expecting a religious political party.
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Your NS Anarcho-Communist, metalhead and all-round...err...human. TG if you have any questions about my political or musical views.

Economic Left/Right: -7.13, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -9.03

\m/ METAL IS BASED \m/

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