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Out of context AN

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:36 pm
by Wack-i
Take a sentence or a few words out of context from the AN. It can be from a fact book, dispatch, a forum post, anything they made onto this site.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:40 pm
by Almadaria
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:43 pm
by Nevertopia
1 day ago: Following new legislation in Almadaria, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:00 pm
by Coryanhafflaruda
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:02 pm
by Dollystana
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:16 pm
by Godular
“Furry Catmas!”

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 5:02 pm
by Blanjiland
"... a REALLY shiny shipyard that would suck for a lot of folks if that thing were to just fall out of the sky for some odd reason I'm just sayin'..."

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 5:19 pm
by The Cult of Xil
"despite its progressive policies and emphasis on quality of life."

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:02 pm
by Western Fardelshufflestein
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:13 pm
by The Twilight Embassy
"cheese has become the new icon of political dissent."

"We're not quite sure how it happened, either."

"Leading Causes of Death: Bungee Jumping 1.7%"

hard to pick since your entire nationstates account is an out of context tumblr shitpost that radiates chaotic energy, and tbh I'm here for it.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:37 pm
by Western Fardelshufflestein
The Twilight Embassy wrote:"cheese has become the new icon of political dissent."

"We're not quite sure how it happened, either."

"Leading Causes of Death: Bungee Jumping 1.7%"

hard to pick since your entire nationstates account is an out of context tumblr shitpost that radiates chaotic energy, and tbh I'm here for it.

Strangely, you're not wrong. :lol2: :rofl:
I have no explanation for the bungee jumping.
/still me

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:41 pm
by Free Ravensburg
We're not quite sure

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:44 pm
by The Twilight Embassy
"the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper."

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:48 pm
by Western Fardelshufflestein
"Nuclear Pasta"

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:50 pm
by The Cosmic Mainframe
I am not Kenneth Branagh.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:51 pm
by Free Ravensburg
if

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:53 pm
by Minskiev
1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Free Ravensburg, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:54 pm
by Western Fardelshufflestein
The Federal Republic of Minskiev is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:55 pm
by Free Ravensburg
Capital New Hamletberg

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:59 pm
by Wack-i
Ravenian Man Gathers Army of Midgets to Move Broken Car

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:02 pm
by The Cosmic Mainframe
Open 24 hours a die!

PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:05 pm
by Dollystana
Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:
The Twilight Embassy wrote:"cheese has become the new icon of political dissent."

"We're not quite sure how it happened, either."

"Leading Causes of Death: Bungee Jumping 1.7%"

hard to pick since your entire nationstates account is an out of context tumblr shitpost that radiates chaotic energy, and tbh I'm here for it.

Strangely, you're not wrong. :lol2: :rofl:
I have no explanation for the bungee jumping.
/still me

I think that is when you have low safety?

PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:20 pm
by Wack-i
"Random stuff that is banned
1. Dogs
2. Guns
3. Fortnite (because it guns)
4. Driving a car at 3am
5. People named Tigerstar
6. Jeggings
7. Being in your underwear at 3am
8. Teachers dancing in front of students
9. Throwing things in the trash
10. Killing a cat will be life in prison
11. Commercials"
That entire post is just.. yes.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:21 pm
by Free Ravensburg
We are very W A C K Y

PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:23 pm
by Godular
Flying pizza saucers that fire bricks.