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Talatorrum
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Posts: 75
Founded: Apr 12, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Talatorrum » Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:50 pm

"give cat salami."
I dont like libs, and I don't use stats but they are a good indicator of Talatorrum's structure.

Pro:
-thearchy
-religion
-absolute monarchy
-censorship
-militarism
-slave economy
-caste
-traditionalism
-ultranationalism
-eugenics
-imperialism
-infanticide
-sacrifice
-closed borders
-feudalism
-autocracy
-racial supremacy
-heterosexuality

Neutral:
-capitalism
-fascism

Anti:
-democracy
-anarchism
-feminism
-abortion
-corporatism
-socialism
-communism
-pacifism
-libertarianism
-equal-rights
-women's-rights
-open borders
-globalism
-humanism
-veganism
-social democracy
-liberalism
-homosexuality

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 4677
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:51 pm

Oompa Loompa senate
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Kenneth Branagh
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 20 November 2021 | WF Man Howls at Blood Moon | King Discharged from Hospital, Anonymous Donor Improving | King And Donor Recovering

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The Great-German Empire
Diplomat
 
Posts: 514
Founded: Nov 25, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Great-German Empire » Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:52 pm

Let's blow this popsicle
IC Name: Empire of Germany
Just your friendly neighborhood Weltmacht. Und Doch Gang | NS Stats are not used. Q&A if you need it!
Pro/Anti, 8Values and other tests: Here
Unapologetic libertarian populist monarchism

Vossische Zeitung: The Chancellor, Baron Hartmann, announced in a rally that he will 'work tirelessly against the formation of a society of control' | Hungary edges out Germany 4-3 in Euro Cup final; Kaiser personally congratulates Hungarians for an 'exceptional' game | According to survey, 73% of Germans oppose an introduction of speed limits on major Autobahns

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2186
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:22 pm

Microphone or gag
INT:| Chemical Weapons Found in Memel, Investigations Underway | South Saharan Troops Meet up with Mauritanian Troops in Mali | Investigations Underway on Who Blew up Panama Canal / NAT:| Ravenian Man Arrested for Possession of A10 Warthog, Claims “Second Amendment” | New Space Agency Founded, Sending Beans to Space
Part of a Multiverse I Started in Grade School | Oh Yeah, Who da FAWCK is Kilroy, and Why Was He Everywhere? | Tries to Be Grilldad, Fails and Becomes a Little Political in all Directions | #TeamOlm | Stone Ocean is Out, That’s why Anime Gril is on Flag | NSStats Killed for Aurora Australis to be Seen in the Northern Hemisphere

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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 191
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:28 pm

anyone who was “subpar” was mauled by dogs, mutilated, and whipped to go faster.
Coryana

"IПFIПIƬΣ ᄃIVIᄂIZΛƬIӨПƧ, ӨПΣ ЦПIƬΥ"

>>Overview<<

Made by a person who is a fan of Rick and Morty

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Narvatus
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Posts: 73
Founded: Jun 10, 2016
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Narvatus » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:52 pm

BitPeso-Credits

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Talatorrum
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Posts: 75
Founded: Apr 12, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Talatorrum » Tue Jun 30, 2020 5:03 pm

"Nuremburg."

I would happily misinterpret that.
I dont like libs, and I don't use stats but they are a good indicator of Talatorrum's structure.

Pro:
-thearchy
-religion
-absolute monarchy
-censorship
-militarism
-slave economy
-caste
-traditionalism
-ultranationalism
-eugenics
-imperialism
-infanticide
-sacrifice
-closed borders
-feudalism
-autocracy
-racial supremacy
-heterosexuality

Neutral:
-capitalism
-fascism

Anti:
-democracy
-anarchism
-feminism
-abortion
-corporatism
-socialism
-communism
-pacifism
-libertarianism
-equal-rights
-women's-rights
-open borders
-globalism
-humanism
-veganism
-social democracy
-liberalism
-homosexuality

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 4677
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:07 pm

Destroy and annihilate his people.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Kenneth Branagh
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 20 November 2021 | WF Man Howls at Blood Moon | King Discharged from Hospital, Anonymous Donor Improving | King And Donor Recovering

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Alcala-Cordel
Minister
 
Posts: 2610
Founded: Dec 16, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Alcala-Cordel » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:15 pm

"Am I living in a Phineas and Ferb episode?"
. The Red Coalition of Ⓐlcala-Cordel .
--Home--Map--Polandball--Economy--Government Structure--Canon--
Join the DankLeft Commune! We're puppet friendly - #FreeNSGRojava

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2186
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:17 pm

Polandball
INT:| Chemical Weapons Found in Memel, Investigations Underway | South Saharan Troops Meet up with Mauritanian Troops in Mali | Investigations Underway on Who Blew up Panama Canal / NAT:| Ravenian Man Arrested for Possession of A10 Warthog, Claims “Second Amendment” | New Space Agency Founded, Sending Beans to Space
Part of a Multiverse I Started in Grade School | Oh Yeah, Who da FAWCK is Kilroy, and Why Was He Everywhere? | Tries to Be Grilldad, Fails and Becomes a Little Political in all Directions | #TeamOlm | Stone Ocean is Out, That’s why Anime Gril is on Flag | NSStats Killed for Aurora Australis to be Seen in the Northern Hemisphere

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 4677
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:31 pm

"they are literally too angry to die"
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Kenneth Branagh
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 20 November 2021 | WF Man Howls at Blood Moon | King Discharged from Hospital, Anonymous Donor Improving | King And Donor Recovering

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Wack-i
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 190
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wack-i » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:34 pm

Leading Causes of Death:

Bungee Jumping: 1.8%
Kazakhstani tribes, migrate, Russia, sail, island, take, warlords, British, Dutch, revolution, yay, mining...uhh...WWI, WWII, Cold War..President McLemon. That's our history mostly. We are very W A C K Y so everything is weird in our nation.

NS Stats may or not be canon, instead read our factbooks and read our policies for canon stats.

An isle nation that is founder of Lemonea.
Pro:
-capitalism
-democracy
-isreal
-hong kong
-free speech
Anti:
-communism
-china
-censorship

(more to come later)

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 4677
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:35 pm

Wack-i wrote:Leading Causes of Death:

Bungee Jumping: 1.8%

It went up!?
/still me
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Kenneth Branagh
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 20 November 2021 | WF Man Howls at Blood Moon | King Discharged from Hospital, Anonymous Donor Improving | King And Donor Recovering

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Southern Tzhelarhaai
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: May 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:22 pm

Wack-i wrote:Leading Causes of Death:

Bungee Jumping: 1.8%


He's also a nuclear maniac that will almost immediately any opposing country, so when nuclear weapons are on sale he jumps straight to the market, buying lots of them... oh and some candy.


Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:
Wack-i wrote:Leading Causes of Death:

Bungee Jumping: 1.8%

It went up!?
/still me

"ALASTAIR, YOU CANNOT RULE THE COUNTRY WHILE DRUNK! STOP ACTING LIKE SOME INEBRIATED MONKEY AND DO YOUR--"
"What, my job? I can't do mein job, I have a concussion."
"WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRINKING! GIVE ME THAT!"
There are some slurping and scuffling noises, and then the King slurs, "All done. Here youggo, Marie...."
"WHAT IF THE CHILDREN SEE YOU LIKE THIS! SERIOUSLY, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER AND JUST...JUST GO HIDE SOMEWHERE AND SLEEP OFF THE VODKA!"
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| The Commonwealth of Southern Thelarai |
| A federation of various different sapient races on an Earth-like planet between Earth and Mars. | "With a human colonist now serving as the ELECTED leader of a diverse bunch of squabbling aliens, nothing could possibly go wrong!" |
| Main Website | Current Year: 2121 | Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT |
Quick Links from the Main Site: | Overview | Leader | Sapient Species | Two Worlds | Solar System |
A puppet/alt of Piste-Land.
Like most folks here, doesn't (really) use NS stats.
You do know what a red link means, don't you? Patience is a virtue.

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Kergstan
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Posts: 669
Founded: May 09, 2014
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Kergstan » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:37 pm

Aliens Speaking English: Justified
I don't use NSstats, MT realistic nation.
PRO Communism, Left populism, Left nationalism, Internationalism.
AGAINST Imperialism, Racism, Zionism, Neo-ottomanism



SRKNA
Voluntary self-defense classes starting in all middle and high schools of the country | Major discussions in the NPC on lessening restrictions on organised religion | State Mission “Firulai” has rescued 34.000 stray dogs and cats this year, objective is 0 pets in the streets | Soybean exports in freefall risk to leave the country with a big production excess | Prince, head of the Former House of Namai is arrested as he brags about his royal status ,promotes the return to royalism and offends the dignity of fallen partisans during live streaming.

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The Great-German Empire
Diplomat
 
Posts: 514
Founded: Nov 25, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Great-German Empire » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:43 pm

Ruptured anal cavity
IC Name: Empire of Germany
Just your friendly neighborhood Weltmacht. Und Doch Gang | NS Stats are not used. Q&A if you need it!
Pro/Anti, 8Values and other tests: Here
Unapologetic libertarian populist monarchism

Vossische Zeitung: The Chancellor, Baron Hartmann, announced in a rally that he will 'work tirelessly against the formation of a society of control' | Hungary edges out Germany 4-3 in Euro Cup final; Kaiser personally congratulates Hungarians for an 'exceptional' game | According to survey, 73% of Germans oppose an introduction of speed limits on major Autobahns


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Reuturn
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Reuturn » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:52 pm

their name
The Federation of Reuturn | Our Overview | President Rosa Throntalm | The Things Rosa Isn't Allowed to do
The Tempomark Journal - 10/1/818 | Tamrendel man walks with "Happy Spooktober 818" sign while half-naked
Current OOC flag Pokémon: Latias and Shiny Mega Gardevoir
back from inactivity period i guess..

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Drew Durrnil
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Posts: 1621
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Drew Durrnil » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:54 pm

"untitled factbook"
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Nantoraka wrote:
The Nantorakan government would like to express their concerns about all the pedophiles lurking in this market. There's so much grease and body oil in the offers being made, that you could fry chicken in it. We strongly advise wearing a mask when making deals because the strong smell of kid-diddler permeates the air like a dead, fermenting animal.

Tarsonis wrote:Translation: "Notice me Senpai Donaldsan"

News: Former Elite President Pæta Marlín joins the cult of Yahlia, calling it his "sexual and spiritual awakening".

Proud title holder of "Most nations rickrolled on this site".

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Southern Tzhelarhaai
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Posts: 9
Founded: May 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Tue Jun 30, 2020 7:56 pm

"Baby Shark" is played in classrooms every school day
| The Commonwealth of Southern Thelarai |
| A federation of various different sapient races on an Earth-like planet between Earth and Mars. | "With a human colonist now serving as the ELECTED leader of a diverse bunch of squabbling aliens, nothing could possibly go wrong!" |
| Main Website | Current Year: 2121 | Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT |
Quick Links from the Main Site: | Overview | Leader | Sapient Species | Two Worlds | Solar System |
A puppet/alt of Piste-Land.
Like most folks here, doesn't (really) use NS stats.
You do know what a red link means, don't you? Patience is a virtue.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 4677
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:06 pm

The Unitary Sautés of Ammonia.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Kenneth Branagh
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 20 November 2021 | WF Man Howls at Blood Moon | King Discharged from Hospital, Anonymous Donor Improving | King And Donor Recovering

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Karamiko
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 444
Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Karamiko » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:26 pm

"...deliriously singing the lyrics to 'My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard.'"
Karamiko - the land of lush pine forests, adorable king penguins, cultural diversity, humanistic religion, friendliness, kindness, baseball, unisex looks, kalanta, and more!
IC name is Antarctica ~ The year is 3021 ~ NS Stats are not used!

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Minskiev
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Posts: 1841
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Minskiev » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:34 pm

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, the government is giving peace a chance, Prime Minister Mayweather's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown. Karamiko's national animal is the king penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

So, high politicians, and a horny populace? Interesting...
Dakota: i hope Walrus gets DOS in a year and the black walruses gets raided
Andusre: cause like, cringe, we stan walrus
~ Minskiev ~ AKA walrus
TRR Citizenship/TRR WA Staff
WA Ambassador: Wallace Russell
Twice Officer of the Rejected Realms
Former Speaker of the Rejected Realms
Author of GA#565, GA#581, GA#584, SC#362

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 4677
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:49 pm

The fascist Darth Vader just hugged me.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Kenneth Branagh
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 20 November 2021 | WF Man Howls at Blood Moon | King Discharged from Hospital, Anonymous Donor Improving | King And Donor Recovering

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Greenwichian Arcadia
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Posts: 87
Founded: Aug 11, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Greenwichian Arcadia » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:23 am

Sometimes the King likes to go shirtless
US, Canada, obscure sci-fi plus weird sports = this.
NS stats are used (for now). Population is 231M.
Refer to canon NS policies when in doubt.
Set 50 years ago with 2020 tech.
A 6/0/5/16 nation.
Intgaming
ÆEEAADS!
[free space]
What I wish is totally irrelevant, what people wish really matters.
—Nicole Greenwich, the first PotC.

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