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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Posts: 1104
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:25 pm

Wack-i wrote:"Random stuff that is banned
1. Dogs
2. Guns
3. Fortnite (because it guns)
4. Driving a car at 3am
5. People named Tigerstar
6. Jeggings
7. Being in your underwear at 3am
8. Teachers dancing in front of students
9. Throwing things in the trash
10. Killing a cat will be life in prison
11. Commercials"
That entire post is just.. yes.

Pretty sure Dollystana wanted to be skipped

/skip
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UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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The Cult of Xil
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: Jun 26, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby The Cult of Xil » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:01 pm

Godular wrote:
Flying pizza saucers that fire bricks.



"It took him some time to do so, but he eventually realized that it was very much possible to do so, proven by changing a simple cup from blue to red."
We are an intergalactic FFT+ democratic theocracy that worships an exceedingly powerful Lovecraft entity. We are pacifists who want to minimize death and suffering and secure immortality by being eaten alive by said entity to become one with her, and convincing others to allow themselves to befall the same fate.
[Does not use NS Stats.] [Our leader, Lymarce IV] [Military]
"Time for your V O R E C A T I O N!"

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4742
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:04 pm

Edit: Wrong thing
Ninjago'd
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The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 12 March 2022 | King Celebrates 47th Birthday | I blocked all TGs because I pretty much just get WA TGs, and they're annoying. | Putin Announces Fear of Liechtenstein

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Posts: 1104
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:13 pm

Only the royals and a small sector of Western Fardelshufflestein scattered military have the legal right to werf flammen!
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UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2988
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:14 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprise Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:06/3:20 Pop
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic

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Greater Victora
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Posts: 79
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Greater Victora » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:20 pm

the ones that tickle me the most are very relevant
Telegram me things you want me to put in the "Codex Imperialis"
The Victoran "Empire" is a FFT Interstellar Imperium with a Roman and Gothic aesthetic that is engaged in a Great Crusade against 'the Enemy'. The setting is a horrid Frankenstein of numerous Sci-Fi Universes (predominantly 40k and Doctor Who/Faction Paradox). No, the Empire isn't British nor is it's name referencing Queen Victoria.
NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you (if you must, use stats as an indicator of the "average Civilized World"). With that said, according to this index, the Victoran Empire is a Tier 10, Level 8, Type 9 civilization with a Power Comparator of 3.9
Current Year: 10,023 AD
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UIS Leviathan
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Posts: 254
Founded: Nov 16, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby UIS Leviathan » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:25 pm

Tepes only became Chancellor as a "change of pace" and as a "source of entertainment"
IDUF-1
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glorious puppet of UIJ
thanks mods!!!!! *drops U-234* oopise hehe

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2988
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:29 pm

Buy my fucking boats

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INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprise Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:06/3:20 Pop
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic

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Novostia
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Posts: 132
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Novostia » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:30 pm

"Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire"
*Insert Obvious Partisan Statement Presented As Absolute Undeniable Fact*

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Free Federal States
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Federal States » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:31 pm

“Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire” and “friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns”
Don’t use NS stats except for changes in economics, political freedoms, or civil rights which may eventually make their way into written canon if I get tired of worldbuilding.

-Daniel Sanchez, President of the Federal States

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Free Federal States
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Federal States » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:32 pm

Lol we all answered the same person
Don’t use NS stats except for changes in economics, political freedoms, or civil rights which may eventually make their way into written canon if I get tired of worldbuilding.

-Daniel Sanchez, President of the Federal States

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Tefror
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: May 08, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Tefror » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:40 pm

the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4742
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:54 pm

I love vinegar.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 12 March 2022 | King Celebrates 47th Birthday | I blocked all TGs because I pretty much just get WA TGs, and they're annoying. | Putin Announces Fear of Liechtenstein

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Novostia
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Posts: 132
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Novostia » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:57 pm

"Following new legislation in Western Fardelshufflestein, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia."
*Insert Obvious Partisan Statement Presented As Absolute Undeniable Fact*

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Greater Cosmicium
Envoy
 
Posts: 306
Founded: Mar 29, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Greater Cosmicium » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:01 pm

"a huge propaganda war between the 2 main parties (Conservative And Centrist-Liberal Parties)"
✯✯✯ UNIVERSAL EMPIRE OF GREATER COSMICIUM ✯✯✯
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Where were the "stop the war" people when the US was invading Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Syria, Yemen? Oh wait, they were supporting those wars because it wasn't Russia doing it.
NS stats were dropped into Diet Coke to finally serve a useful purpose for Greater Cosmicium.
07/05/1072919 | Cosmi-Web News: [NEW] Anti-nuclear protesters fed into fusion reactor as fuel | Cosmician Press Agency: Carbonia builds steam-powered starship to evacuate Solaria residents

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2988
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:03 pm

N.A.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprise Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:06/3:20 Pop
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4742
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:05 pm

Image
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 12 March 2022 | King Celebrates 47th Birthday | I blocked all TGs because I pretty much just get WA TGs, and they're annoying. | Putin Announces Fear of Liechtenstein

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Dollystana
Envoy
 
Posts: 305
Founded: Aug 31, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dollystana » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:07 pm

YL notices the King and Queen watching the members of Parliament argue about the current riots of the Flammenwerfer Uprising. They are drinking coffee and eating popcorn...oh, and did I mention that the King is shirtless? He's 45 and doughy, which makes it even more awkward, while the Queen is in pajamas. Her hair is touseled. The two of them are laughing and making fun of the legislators like they're watching a Shakespearean comedy.

:D
I like warrior cats uwu and having fun
Catocratic Constitutional Monarchy.
Economic -3.38 Social -5.28
the best book series Eat sleep read warriors repeat. Warriors Wiki
Self-appointed Warrior cat of F7 overvuwu The Truth Behind Area 51 All About Me


Stats not used
If you support cats, put this in your signature.
Perikuresu wrote:All of mothers are hamsters and all of your fathers smelt like elderberries

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Mobius and the Biscay
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Posts: 92
Founded: Feb 07, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Mobius and the Biscay » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:13 pm

Being in your underwear at 3am.
"The Knothole Accords was the legal birth of Mobius, the Lavender Revolution was the spiritual birth of Mobius." - Angela Berngau, PDP MC from Valio

Ignore NS Stats, this nation uses factbooks.

NOTE: All up-to-date lore about this nation is currently on Miraheze.

K thanks bai! - Brandon

Crowned republic, or semi-constitutional monarchy? You decide.

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2988
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:14 pm

You decide
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprise Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:06/3:20 Pop
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic

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Reuturn
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Reuturn » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:19 pm

6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Free Ravensburg, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
The Federation of Reuturn | Our Overview | President Rosa Throntalm | The Things Rosa Isn't Allowed to do
The Tempomark Journal - 10/1/818 | Tamrendel man walks with "Happy Spooktober 818" sign while half-naked
Current OOC flag Pokémon: Latias and Shiny Mega Gardevoir
back from inactivity period i guess..

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Chirenai
Secretary
 
Posts: 38
Founded: Jun 09, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Chirenai » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:23 pm

Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä

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Talatorrum
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Posts: 75
Founded: Apr 12, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Talatorrum » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:25 pm

"Your mom slept with everyone."
I dont like libs, and I don't use stats but they are a good indicator of Talatorrum's structure.

Pro:
-thearchy
-religion
-absolute monarchy
-censorship
-militarism
-slave economy
-caste
-traditionalism
-ultranationalism
-eugenics
-imperialism
-infanticide
-sacrifice
-closed borders
-feudalism
-autocracy
-racial supremacy
-heterosexuality

Neutral:
-capitalism
-fascism

Anti:
-democracy
-anarchism
-feminism
-abortion
-corporatism
-socialism
-communism
-pacifism
-libertarianism
-equal-rights
-women's-rights
-open borders
-globalism
-humanism
-veganism
-social democracy
-liberalism
-homosexuality

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2988
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:27 pm

-fascism
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprise Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 1:06/3:20 Pop
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic

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Droiden
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Jun 17, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Droiden » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:29 pm

Read 1984, you’ll understand what this is
Majesty. Glory. History. These are the factors that make Droiden great.
RP Year: 2037
|Anthem|North Sea Orthodoxy| Canon Map (Coming Soon) |Folketing|
Sapply Values
Semi-Constitutional Monarchist|Lesbian| Stoic Existentialist | Danish-American | Asatruan (Nordic Pagan) | She/Her |
I listen to Hozier and write NS dispatches because I turned it into a coping mechanism
Nation aligns 60% with OOC views
Από το Φως του Βόρειου Αστέρα | By The Light of The Northern Star | Ved Nordig Æstjerner Lyse
"The world shall see that God favors Droiden!" - Kongur Eirik II
The equivalent of a rich family that appears loving in public but in private is actually cold and unloving, countryfied | NS Stats not used.
Stand With Ukraine!

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