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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Posts: 1104
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:25 pm

Wack-i wrote:"Random stuff that is banned
1. Dogs
2. Guns
3. Fortnite (because it guns)
4. Driving a car at 3am
5. People named Tigerstar
6. Jeggings
7. Being in your underwear at 3am
8. Teachers dancing in front of students
9. Throwing things in the trash
10. Killing a cat will be life in prison
11. Commercials"
That entire post is just.. yes.

Pretty sure Dollystana wanted to be skipped

/skip
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UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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The Cult of Xil
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: Jun 26, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Cult of Xil » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:01 pm

Godular wrote:
Flying pizza saucers that fire bricks.



"It took him some time to do so, but he eventually realized that it was very much possible to do so, proven by changing a simple cup from blue to red."
We are an intergalactic FFT+ democratic theocracy that worships an exceedingly powerful Lovecraft entity. We are pacifists who want to minimize death and suffering and secure immortality by being eaten alive by said entity to become one with her, and convincing others to allow themselves to befall the same fate.
[Does not use NS Stats.] [Our leader, Lymarce IV] [Military]
"Time for your V O R E C A T I O N!"

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4677
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:04 pm

Edit: Wrong thing
Ninjago'd
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The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Kenneth Branagh
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 20 November 2021 | WF Man Howls at Blood Moon | King Discharged from Hospital, Anonymous Donor Improving | King And Donor Recovering

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Posts: 1104
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:13 pm

Only the royals and a small sector of Western Fardelshufflestein scattered military have the legal right to werf flammen!
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UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2186
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:14 pm

INT:| Chemical Weapons Found in Memel, Investigations Underway | South Saharan Troops Meet up with Mauritanian Troops in Mali | Investigations Underway on Who Blew up Panama Canal / NAT:| Ravenian Man Arrested for Possession of A10 Warthog, Claims “Second Amendment” | New Space Agency Founded, Sending Beans to Space
Part of a Multiverse I Started in Grade School | Oh Yeah, Who da FAWCK is Kilroy, and Why Was He Everywhere? | Tries to Be Grilldad, Fails and Becomes a Little Political in all Directions | #TeamOlm | Stone Ocean is Out, That’s why Anime Gril is on Flag | NSStats Killed for Aurora Australis to be Seen in the Northern Hemisphere

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Greater Victora
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Posts: 79
Founded: Nov 27, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Greater Victora » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:20 pm

the ones that tickle me the most are very relevant
Telegram me things you want me to put in the "Codex Imperialis"
The Victoran "Empire" is a FFT Interstellar Alliance/Federation with a Roman and Gothic aesthetic that is engaged in a Great Crusade against 'the Enemy'. The setting is a horrid combination of 40k and Doctor Who. No, the Empire isn't oppressively imperialist. No, the Empire isn't British nor is it's name referencing Queen Victoria.
NS Stats are for nerds. I don't use them and neither should you (if you must, use stats as an indicator of the "average Civilized World"). With that said, according to this index, the Victoran Empire is a Tier 10, Level 8, Type 9 civilization with a Power Comparator of 3.9
Current Year: 10,023 AD
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UIS Leviathan
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Posts: 251
Founded: Nov 16, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby UIS Leviathan » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:25 pm

Tepes only became Chancellor as a "change of pace" and as a "source of entertainment"
first i'm gunna bop ya then i'm gunna sock ya then i'll huck an AKV with a 500 MT warhead at you
yo mama can't take the heat (of a 500 MT warhead)
thanks mods *leaves explosive bowel movements*
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A LEVIATHAN IN A CAGE

Undergoing a lore facelift due to main lore changing, but essentially the same concept as before; multiverse-hopping fleet of ships

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2186
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:29 pm

Buy my fucking boats

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INT:| Chemical Weapons Found in Memel, Investigations Underway | South Saharan Troops Meet up with Mauritanian Troops in Mali | Investigations Underway on Who Blew up Panama Canal / NAT:| Ravenian Man Arrested for Possession of A10 Warthog, Claims “Second Amendment” | New Space Agency Founded, Sending Beans to Space
Part of a Multiverse I Started in Grade School | Oh Yeah, Who da FAWCK is Kilroy, and Why Was He Everywhere? | Tries to Be Grilldad, Fails and Becomes a Little Political in all Directions | #TeamOlm | Stone Ocean is Out, That’s why Anime Gril is on Flag | NSStats Killed for Aurora Australis to be Seen in the Northern Hemisphere

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Novostia
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Posts: 132
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Novostia » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:30 pm

"Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire"
*Insert Obvious Partisan Statement Presented As Absolute Undeniable Fact*

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Free Federal States
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Federal States » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:31 pm

“Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire” and “friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns”
Don’t use NS stats except for changes in economics, political freedoms, or civil rights which may eventually make their way into written canon if I get tired of worldbuilding.

-Daniel Sanchez, President of the Federal States

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Free Federal States
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Federal States » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:32 pm

Lol we all answered the same person
Don’t use NS stats except for changes in economics, political freedoms, or civil rights which may eventually make their way into written canon if I get tired of worldbuilding.

-Daniel Sanchez, President of the Federal States

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Tefror
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: May 08, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tefror » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:40 pm

the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4677
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:54 pm

I love vinegar.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Kenneth Branagh
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 20 November 2021 | WF Man Howls at Blood Moon | King Discharged from Hospital, Anonymous Donor Improving | King And Donor Recovering

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Novostia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 132
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Novostia » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:57 pm

"Following new legislation in Western Fardelshufflestein, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia."
*Insert Obvious Partisan Statement Presented As Absolute Undeniable Fact*

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Greater Cosmicium
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Posts: 284
Founded: Mar 29, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Greater Cosmicium » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:01 pm

"a huge propaganda war between the 2 main parties (Conservative And Centrist-Liberal Parties)"
✯✯✯ UNIVERSAL EMPIRE OF GREATER COSMICIUM ✯✯✯
Military Hub
Geography Hub
History Hub
Economy Hub

There is strangeness all around this Universe we don't know about, but that is no reason to dismiss it as something ordinary. The only way to unveil strangeness is to understand it, research it, and make it part of our understanding of the world.
NS stats were dropped into Diet Coke to finally serve a useful purpose for Greater Cosmicium.
13/09/1072918 | Cosmi-Web News: [SCI] "We are not living in a simulation", say people living in a simulation | Cosmician Press Agency: Imperial Senate celebrates 1 continuous week of no political fighting

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2186
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:03 pm

N.A.
INT:| Chemical Weapons Found in Memel, Investigations Underway | South Saharan Troops Meet up with Mauritanian Troops in Mali | Investigations Underway on Who Blew up Panama Canal / NAT:| Ravenian Man Arrested for Possession of A10 Warthog, Claims “Second Amendment” | New Space Agency Founded, Sending Beans to Space
Part of a Multiverse I Started in Grade School | Oh Yeah, Who da FAWCK is Kilroy, and Why Was He Everywhere? | Tries to Be Grilldad, Fails and Becomes a Little Political in all Directions | #TeamOlm | Stone Ocean is Out, That’s why Anime Gril is on Flag | NSStats Killed for Aurora Australis to be Seen in the Northern Hemisphere

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4677
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:05 pm

Image
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Kenneth Branagh
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 20 November 2021 | WF Man Howls at Blood Moon | King Discharged from Hospital, Anonymous Donor Improving | King And Donor Recovering

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Dollystana
Envoy
 
Posts: 282
Founded: Aug 31, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dollystana » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:07 pm

YL notices the King and Queen watching the members of Parliament argue about the current riots of the Flammenwerfer Uprising. They are drinking coffee and eating popcorn...oh, and did I mention that the King is shirtless? He's 45 and doughy, which makes it even more awkward, while the Queen is in pajamas. Her hair is touseled. The two of them are laughing and making fun of the legislators like they're watching a Shakespearean comedy.

:D
I like warrior cats uwu and having fun
Catocratic Constitutional Monarchy.
Economic -3.38 Social -5.28
the best book series Eat sleep read warriors repeat. Warriors Wiki
Self-appointed Warrior cat of F7 overvuwu The Truth Behind Area 51 All About Me


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If you support cats, put this in your signature.

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Mobius and the Biscay
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Posts: 82
Founded: Feb 07, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Mobius and the Biscay » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:13 pm

Being in your underwear at 3am.
"The Knothole Accords was the legal birth of Mobius, the Lavender Revolution was the spiritual birth of Mobius." - Angela Berngau, PDP MC from Valio

Ignore NS Stats, this nation uses factbooks.

K thanks bai! - Brandon

Crowned republic, or semi-constitutional monarchy? You decide.

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2186
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:14 pm

You decide
INT:| Chemical Weapons Found in Memel, Investigations Underway | South Saharan Troops Meet up with Mauritanian Troops in Mali | Investigations Underway on Who Blew up Panama Canal / NAT:| Ravenian Man Arrested for Possession of A10 Warthog, Claims “Second Amendment” | New Space Agency Founded, Sending Beans to Space
Part of a Multiverse I Started in Grade School | Oh Yeah, Who da FAWCK is Kilroy, and Why Was He Everywhere? | Tries to Be Grilldad, Fails and Becomes a Little Political in all Directions | #TeamOlm | Stone Ocean is Out, That’s why Anime Gril is on Flag | NSStats Killed for Aurora Australis to be Seen in the Northern Hemisphere

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Reuturn
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Reuturn » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:19 pm

6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Free Ravensburg, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
The Federation of Reuturn | Our Overview | President Rosa Throntalm | The Things Rosa Isn't Allowed to do
The Tempomark Journal - 10/1/818 | Tamrendel man walks with "Happy Spooktober 818" sign while half-naked
Current OOC flag Pokémon: Latias and Shiny Mega Gardevoir
back from inactivity period i guess..

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Chirenai
Secretary
 
Posts: 38
Founded: Jun 09, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Chirenai » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:23 pm

Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä

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Talatorrum
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Posts: 75
Founded: Apr 12, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Talatorrum » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:25 pm

"Your mom slept with everyone."
I dont like libs, and I don't use stats but they are a good indicator of Talatorrum's structure.

Pro:
-thearchy
-religion
-absolute monarchy
-censorship
-militarism
-slave economy
-caste
-traditionalism
-ultranationalism
-eugenics
-imperialism
-infanticide
-sacrifice
-closed borders
-feudalism
-autocracy
-racial supremacy
-heterosexuality

Neutral:
-capitalism
-fascism

Anti:
-democracy
-anarchism
-feminism
-abortion
-corporatism
-socialism
-communism
-pacifism
-libertarianism
-equal-rights
-women's-rights
-open borders
-globalism
-humanism
-veganism
-social democracy
-liberalism
-homosexuality

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2186
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:27 pm

-fascism
INT:| Chemical Weapons Found in Memel, Investigations Underway | South Saharan Troops Meet up with Mauritanian Troops in Mali | Investigations Underway on Who Blew up Panama Canal / NAT:| Ravenian Man Arrested for Possession of A10 Warthog, Claims “Second Amendment” | New Space Agency Founded, Sending Beans to Space
Part of a Multiverse I Started in Grade School | Oh Yeah, Who da FAWCK is Kilroy, and Why Was He Everywhere? | Tries to Be Grilldad, Fails and Becomes a Little Political in all Directions | #TeamOlm | Stone Ocean is Out, That’s why Anime Gril is on Flag | NSStats Killed for Aurora Australis to be Seen in the Northern Hemisphere

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Droiden
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 54
Founded: Jun 17, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Droiden » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:29 pm

Read 1984, you’ll understand what this is
The Revolution is Dead! | Anthem
Our religion (coming soon) | Canon Map (Coming Soon | 98th Althingi (Coming soon)
Sapply Values
SocDem|Lesbian| Transfeminine |Stoic Existentialist| Danish-American | Asatruan (Nordic Pagan) | She/They |
I unironically like those cringy "Among Us Sus!!!" and DaBaby memes because I turned them into a coping mechanism
Nation aligns like 40% with OOC views.
Per Lumen Septentrionalium Stellam | By The Light Of The Northern Star
"What has been taken from us has been restored! The people of Droiden are free!" - Kongur Eirik II|
Semi-Constitutional Super-Kalmar Union | NS Stats not used.

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