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"Alternative Quotes"

PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:16 pm
by Klorgia1
The Game is simple, but going about it can be most fun when its complex!

Make up a fake quote from history. It can be modern slang spoken by someone from ancient times, or something which would fool someone reading a history textbook.

For obvious reasons, I'll start.

"No man becomes an enemy of our cause before becoming an enemy of God."
-Pope Urban II

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:48 pm
by Boring People
“Hockey is pretty cool. My favorite team is the Toronto Maple Leafs.”
-Peter The Great

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:52 pm
by The Sladerstan
"There is no victory in defeat, but there certainly is defeat in every victory." - Alexander the Great

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:56 pm
by Klorgia1
I'm God in all ways but the official name. Lets change that.
-Pedro II, shortly before founding the church of Pedro.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:12 pm
by The Cosmic Mainframe
"The only thing we have to fear is sand - coarse, rough, irritating rock which gets everywhere."
- Franklin Roosevelt

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:15 pm
by 4chan Unity
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- Gilgamesh, before continuing to conquer Mesopotamia

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:26 pm
by Neue Coolidge
Memes will not change if we wait for some other human or some other time. Nobody is the one we've been waiting for. Nobody changes.
-Barack Obama

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:32 pm
by The Cosmic Mainframe
"The prime directive is not merely a set of rules; it's a plot device, and a very good one."
- Jean-Luc Picard

PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:34 pm
by Klorgia1
The Internet Archive is the most important website because it has this viewtopic.php?f=25&t=482481

-Tom Holland mcSpoily

(Fun fact: I legit put this in the internet archive)

PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:32 pm
by Pax Somaliana
"I had an emo phase as a teenager. Unfortunately, I lost all of my compositons from that period in a house fire."

-Johann Sebastian Bach

PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:22 pm
by The Cosmic Mainframe
We trust you have received the usual lecture from the 
local Rick Roller. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) Never gonna give you up.

#2) Never gonna let you down.

#3) Never gonna turn around and desert you.

- Unknown, sudo

PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:26 pm
by Zeritae
Hear, hear, that God is your God and that Satan is his enemy
- NOT The Bible

PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:27 pm
by Greenwichian Arcadia
Perhaps the most worrisome feature of quotes appearing in social media is the blind faith of the masses in their authenticity.
—Lenin

PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:31 pm
by Zeritae
"One day, the proletarian revolution shall be realized, by capitalism"
- Karm Larx

PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:39 pm
by Greenwichian Arcadia
“To Italian ambassador: NUTS!”
—Ioannis Metaxas

PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 3:18 pm
by Voxija
"To be honest, I've decided that I don't really like the whites" - Nelson Mandela.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 3:25 pm
by Zeritae
I like the state of israel
-ahdanis xigioet

PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 1:53 pm
by Nevadaia
“Any day the sand blows, i Want to touch my salad”
—Free Die Element, Bossemenian Rap City

PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 2:26 pm
by The Cosmic Mainframe
"There is only one truly serious memeological question, and that is self deletus."
- Albert Camus

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:13 pm
by Jews and Gypsies
“Thank You, Based God!” — Albert Einstein

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:16 pm
by Old Zealand Founder
"bruh" - Julius Caesar

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:17 pm
by Amarawai
"a single Death is a Death,A million Death's is A lot of people died! Oh my Lenin!"
-Joseph Stalin

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:20 pm
by Proud Zaidias
Amarawai wrote:"a single Death is a Death,A million Death's is A lot of people died! Oh my Lenin!"
-Joseph Stalin

"oink"
-Steven Hawking

PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:20 pm
by Hillary Clinton 2016-2024
"Execute führerdirective 66"
-Friedrich Olbricht

PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:54 am
by Amarawai
"These creature Stoned my Warm heart.With her died my Warm Heart"
-Joseph Stalin.
(It's actually reversed,BTW)