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Pax Somaliana
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 168
Founded: Sep 30, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pax Somaliana » Thu May 07, 2020 5:01 pm

“Our hot air balloon brigade is top notch. Surely they will help us against Russia.”
-Napoleon Bonaparte
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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Posts: 1104
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Thu May 07, 2020 5:11 pm

"I use arch btw"
- a bridge architect
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

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Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Zeritae
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 447
Founded: Jun 10, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zeritae » Thu May 07, 2020 5:14 pm

"In soviet russia, workers revolt against you!"
-Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, to Tsar Nicholas II
The United Republic of Zeritae |[color=003399]Blue[/color]
Social-Democratic asymmetrical federation with good forests and bad factbooks. Not Azania nor Aeritai. Or am I? #CardSov
Zurkerx wrote:
Agarntrop wrote:snip

One already exists: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=484632&start=25

And seeing we're over the page limit, I #ilock now. We can't let the umm, super virus get out now.
Rojava Free State wrote:Roblox is the only place where you can napalm a group of children and not be a war criminal.
The-Chinese-Federation wrote:Zeritan Revolutionary Front. Damn Nazbols.
The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

Become enlightened through sex.

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State of Turelisa
Diplomat
 
Posts: 582
Founded: May 30, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby State of Turelisa » Thu May 07, 2020 5:17 pm

'It is stupid to die for one's country.'

Horace, the Roman poet and lyricist.

'My job is to stop Britain from going pink.'

Margaret Thatcher, British politician.

Of course I suffer from insomnia, but I don't lie awake at night thinking about it.'

A Goldwynism which Samuel Goldwyn didn't really say.
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Aurevbush
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Posts: 380
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Thu May 07, 2020 5:33 pm

"We're gonna build a little bridge to Mexico, and we will pay it all with our hard earned tax money. Mexico sends their best, they're bringing cool scientists, they're bringing churches, they're manly!"

-Donald J Trump, or Donaldo Juan Trujillo
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When a deadly engineered virus poised to kill all of intelligent life, humanity paused its millenial feud with its counterpart species to combat it. 5 years later, with 23% of the world's population vanished, the world continues its stride towards the vast void.
young adult American male, awkward, and metalhead
THE GREATER REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
Own Stats, Own Timeschedule

ACBC:NSIA: Polar bears no longer considered near extinct species and are in fact emerging in numbers as of this year.|State govts of Ariktekia and Toronawa prepare for a potentially deadly tornado outbreak this week.|Aeutikiva MD performs major renovations on the Kiddie Pavillion in Orbito Park.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4451
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu May 07, 2020 5:49 pm

"No song should be longer than three minutes."
-Freddie Mercury
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 11 May 2021 | King "Adjusting Well" to Rehab| #Makecourtneyintoalesbian2021

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Alcala-Cordel
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Posts: 1678
Founded: Dec 16, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Alcala-Cordel » Thu May 07, 2020 7:04 pm

Garfield is the emblem of the security, hope and innocence of childhood, which a man can spend his life seeking to regain. It is the green light at the end of Gatsby's pier; the leopard atop Kilimanjaro, seeking nobody knows what; the bone tossed into the air in “2001.” It is that yearning after transience that adults learn to suppress. “Maybe Garfield was something he couldn't get, or something he lost,” says Lyman, the reporter assigned to the puzzle of Arbuckle's dying word. “Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything.” True, it explains nothing, but it is remarkably satisfactory as a demonstration that nothing can be explained. “Garfield Kart” likes playful paradoxes like that. Its surface is as much fun as any mascot kart racer ever made. Its depths surpass understanding. I have analyzed it a frame at a time with more than 30 groups, and together we have seen, I believe, pretty much everything that is there on the screen. The more clearly I can see its physical manifestation, the more I am stirred by its mystery. It is one of the miracles of videogames that in 1978 a first-time comic artist; a cynical, hard-drinking writer; an innovative modeller, and a group of New York stage and radio actors were given the keys to a studio and total control, and made a masterpiece. “Garfield Kart” is more than a great videogame; it is a gathering of all the lessons of the emerging era of 3D, just as “Birth of a Nation” assembled everything learned at the summit of the silent era, and “2001” pointed the way beyond narrative. These peaks stand above all the others.

- V.I. Lenin, State and Revolution
. The Red Coalition of Ⓐlcala-Cordel .
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State of Turelisa
Diplomat
 
Posts: 582
Founded: May 30, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby State of Turelisa » Fri May 08, 2020 8:51 am

'In the future , everyone will be infamous for fifteen minutes.'

Andy Warhol, predicting YouTube.

'You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw money at every beggar that begs'.

Sir Winston Churchill.

'Those who do not forget the past are condemned to regret it.'

George Santayana -
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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4451
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun May 10, 2020 6:40 pm

THE ULTIMATE QUOTES FROM HAMLET

1. "Brevity is the soul of spit."

2. "Get thee to a quarantine!"

3. "To yeet or not to yeet, that is the question."

4.
"If you or a loved one has died due to most foul and unnatural murder, you may be entitled to financial compensation."


5. HAMLET: AAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEE!!!!!! I JUST STEPPED ON A LEGO!!!!!!

6. "Everything is fine in the state of Denmark."
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
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Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 11 May 2021 | King "Adjusting Well" to Rehab| #Makecourtneyintoalesbian2021

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Trumpy America
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Oct 08, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Trumpy America » Sat May 16, 2020 10:15 pm

“Longevity is overrated.”
–Thomas Jefferson

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Atheris
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5790
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Atheris » Sat May 16, 2020 10:44 pm

"I did not become a doctor to heal the Chinese; I became a doctor to heal China."
- Sun Yat-Sen
Kannap wrote:It is I, the stranger in the night who cuts the power lines with hedge clippers
Valentine Z wrote:**a m b i e n c e**
Kick cancer's ass for me, Owlograd!
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The self-proclaimed Resident Shitposter of NSG.
Proudly sex-repulsed ace and bisensual aro. Cis he/him. Trans ally. ADHD.
"To comment is human, to preview, divine." - Godot
Orthodox Preterist non-denominational Christian Universalist.
I write fanfiction. Fuck you if you judge me. (Have recently written: "21's a Lot of Fun"; A Tifa birthday fic! Happy Tifa Day!)
Pirate Politics are fucking awesome.

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Imperial Britannia
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: May 27, 2017
Free-Market Paradise

Postby Imperial Britannia » Fri May 22, 2020 11:12 pm

“People often forget that it was I who defeated Napoleon at Waterloo, when I challenged him to an arm wrestling match.”
-Queen Elizabeth II

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Aivintis
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Nov 11, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Aivintis » Fri May 22, 2020 11:15 pm

"Who's Joe?'

- Alan Watts
It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence, to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words: "And this, too, shall pass away." How much it expresses! How chastening in the hour of pride! How consoling in the depths of affliction!

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Ubekibekibekibekistanstan
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Posts: 96
Founded: Dec 11, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ubekibekibekibekistanstan » Fri May 29, 2020 9:18 pm

"I saw a UFO once. They cut me off when I was flying over the Atlantic, and I was greatly offended by their rudeness. They flew in front of me for several miles, partly obstructing my view."
-Charles Lindbergh

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Douleia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Mar 23, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby Douleia » Fri May 29, 2020 9:25 pm

"My calender is probably a bit off, but I'm sure of my geography!"

- Ptolemy I, pharaoh of Egypt and patron of sciences.

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Mobius and the Biscay
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Posts: 77
Founded: Feb 07, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Mobius and the Biscay » Fri May 29, 2020 9:52 pm

"[Alexander] is extremely hideous; his hair is practically a mess; his eyes are small and sickly, and he has an awful nose and a very sour mouth with coarse teeth; but the unattractiveness of his countenance is his lack of expression, which is most terrible." - Queen Victoria, remarking about Prince Alexander of the Netherlands
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"The Knothole Accords was the legal birth of Mobius, the Lavender Revolution was the spiritual birth of Mobius." - Angela Berngau, PDP MC from Valio

Ignore NS Stats, this nation uses factbooks.

K thanks bai! - Brandon

Crowned republic, or semi-constitutional monarchy? You decide.

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Boring People
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Posts: 1666
Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Fri Jun 05, 2020 2:57 am

"Congress secretly allowed me to buy the White House in 2009. I'm waiting for the right time to tell Mr. Trump about the rent clause; he's going to owe me a lot of money."
-Barack Obama

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Old Zealand Founder
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 140
Founded: Mar 03, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Old Zealand Founder » Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:20 pm

"I'm not actually the President. The entire thing is just a reality TV show."
- Donald Trump, as we are suddenly sucked into a time vortex back into 2016 where Ted Cruz is elected president
JUCHE GANG

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 4451
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Jun 17, 2020 9:06 pm

/bump
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 11 May 2021 | King "Adjusting Well" to Rehab| #Makecourtneyintoalesbian2021

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System Auqani
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby System Auqani » Wed Jun 17, 2020 9:33 pm

"A perfect plan executed in a week is better than a violent plan executed in a day" - Sun Tzu
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Feyrisshire
Envoy
 
Posts: 269
Founded: Nov 27, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Feyrisshire » Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:00 pm

"Beauty itself doth of itself persuade
Tis the most highest pinnacle of feminine elegance
And of womanly grace and of seduction
Is a youthful femboy cat girl"


-William Shakespeare, The Rape of Lucrece (1594)
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Unironically supports ☭FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY ANIME CATGIRL COMMUNISM☭ | Pronouns: She/Her | Weeaboo? Sovietboo! ☭ | See also Danschien Ryeifinsshire, Feyrisshire's PT version. | What pop music in Feyrisshire sounds like
The Communist Bloc Ministress for World Assembly Affairs
Chocolate strawberry parfaits given to people with amazing F7 responses (since 19/7/2020): 80

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Conservative Republic Of Huang
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Posts: 1935
Founded: Jul 09, 2015
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Conservative Republic Of Huang » Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:07 pm

"Don't worry, Hitler crossed his heart and hoped to die. Peace in our time!"
-Neville Chamberlin, after returning from the Munich Agreement
Pro: Direct democracy, e-democracy, parliamentary sovereignty, state secularism, non-violent direct action (striking), police reform, syndicalism, democratic workplace management
Anti: Most types of representative democracy, ultra-nationalism, imperialism, autocratic workplace management, the state

"In the name of the greatest people that have ever trod this earth, I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of tyranny, and I say syndicalism now, syndicalism tomorrow, syndicalism forever."
George Wallace, 1963
(modification of an actual quote of his)

not conservative or a republic

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Piste-Land
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 487
Founded: Aug 30, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Piste-Land » Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:44 pm

"About all those quotes you fellows attributed to my name...I did not utter a single one of them."

― Winston Churchill
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Boring People
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1666
Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:23 pm

"I like wigs." - Robert Walpole

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Nevertopia
Minister
 
Posts: 2085
Founded: May 27, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Nevertopia » Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:09 pm

"Check thineself before thy wreck thineself."
- Michaelangelo.
Down with the CCP
Communism has failed every time its been tried.
Civilization Index: Class 9.28
Tier 7: Stellar Settler | Level 7: Wonderful Wizard | Type 7: Astro Ambassador
This nation's overview is the primary canon. For more information use NS stats.
Black Lives Matter

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