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Romextly
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8875
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Romextly » Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:16 pm

"What? No jobs? Who cares." people after raising minimum wage

News:Iron Pact beginning to move forward | Aquila and the RPS gain more traction in election | John Cena visited a tequila bar

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South Slovestinia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Dec 12, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby South Slovestinia » Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:29 pm

"You can take our lives, but you can never take our freedom! Also fuck you to death."-Otto Wels, head of the SPD(1919-1933).
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Country of nationalistic, anti-rationalist robots/AIs. Currently in a brutal civil war since the last government imploded.

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Lincolnite States
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 110
Founded: Jun 16, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Lincolnite States » Sun Jan 17, 2021 5:26 pm

“Bring me 15,000 war llamas.”
-Genghis Khan

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Kiu Ghesik
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8161
Founded: Aug 25, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kiu Ghesik » Sun Jan 24, 2021 11:49 am

"Bitch, I beat your ass last time we did this, why the fuck you tryna start shit again?"

-Aurelian, to Zenobia, as the latter tried to start shit again
Bronze Age nomads vibing as their society implodes (who might just worship an eldritch entity, oh dear!)
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.
-The Mother -loves the Children -of Ghes.-

Other Nations I Ruin: Outer AcharetMiranda-22CBG-Palisade | Our Foreign Policy: Надад мөнгөө өг | Cities Razed Times Our Policy Has Been Disrespected: 48

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 3989
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun Jan 24, 2021 11:51 am

"I hate knives, I hate razing villages, and I HATE nomadic life!"
-Ari, Daughter of Oloughin
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been.
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
A Very Important PSA | King Alastair IV (UPVOTE TODAY!) | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 25 February 2021 | King   Purported to be Suffering from Blurred Vision, May Need Corrective Lenses | "Y Tho," Asks WF Zoomer

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Nuroblav
Minister
 
Posts: 2358
Founded: Nov 13, 2019
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Nuroblav » Sun Jan 24, 2021 11:55 am

"And...oh look, you've landed on my property. Gimme the money and...'scuse me while I broke the banker one sec...'

-Murray Rothbard
Your NS mutualist(?), individualist, metalhead and all-round...err...human. TG if you have any questions about my political or musical views.

Economic Left/Right: -4.75, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -9.03

\m/ METAL IS BASED \m/

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Voxija
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1184
Founded: Jan 17, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Voxija » Mon Jan 25, 2021 5:35 pm

"If you don't have any food to serve to your guests, cook your wife." - Liu Bei
The Republic of Voxija (pronounced: Voshiya)
I'm female.
Some weird Jew. Trying to learn French and failing. An American who wishes the US would switch to the metric system. Part of a giant conspiracy. Secret pyromaniac? I will never make an OOC factbook!

my politics are confused and muddled
Most of my grammar errors are on purpose. Sppeling errors, tho...
I'd rather be fishing. | Author of Issues 1324 and 1346.
I think that by now I've created more lore for my nation than most real-world nations have.
Disclaimer: the views of my characters do not necessarily represent the views of the author.

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Miku the Based
Envoy
 
Posts: 342
Founded: Dec 03, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Miku the Based » Mon Jan 25, 2021 5:43 pm

"I have a ultimatum: Bill gates can keep his herd of dark oxen, I have a green space alien, whooo a green space alien. Install Temple OS" Richard M Stallman fosdem conference 2003 Brussels.
January 8th, 2021 - I vow not to respond to anyone OOCIC/OOC I'm 100% serious
Do not ask me my opinion of LGBT. the mods don't approve.
Yes, I'm Homophobic, Transphobic etc. not stop incessantly responding to me and then have the audacity to claim I am the one "trolling". If I don't respond to you most likely I'm on your foe list. If one is hypersensitive I recommend putting me on your foe list
Socialism Cockshottian Economic Pan-aftrica DPRK Hamas Belarus CCP Kazakhstan Maxim Gorky National Bolshevikism jim profit free thought and expression thereof | Susan Sontag Critical Theory New-Left Cub/Ven. Socialism Smashie Drugs USculture NPA Corrupt Moderator Unruley Moderators anglos thought crimes/police

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Ikheria
Envoy
 
Posts: 333
Founded: Sep 28, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Ikheria » Mon Jan 25, 2021 8:37 pm

"To be honest, I am leftist liberal. That it, I hope we can reunited without the dissolution of our country. Oh, also, I love you, Kohl."
- Ergon Krenz, when asked about German reunification progress in East Germany to Helmut Kohl.
Federal Democratic Republic of Ikheria
A nation in Poland, Belarus, and Kaliningrad from result of mass emigration from Nusantara/Indonesia. Capital is Yeltsingrad/Warsaw.
Member of CSTO, CIS, EEU (since its founding), as well European Union (since 2000).
Member of GD, formerly Europeia

Remember, Ikherian Language is Indonesian, but writed in Cyrillic script!
Ikheria Federal News Agency: Ikheria leave SETA, officials are now releasing the draft of Cooperation Treaty of Ikheria and Langenia, as SETA now is disbanded.

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Otomo and Ryuzoji
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jan 09, 2021
Libertarian Police State

Postby Otomo and Ryuzoji » Mon Jan 25, 2021 8:42 pm

"I really hate all French food. I really don't need fifty okka of truffle to enjoy my chicken."

-Suleiman the Magnificent giving a speech in Constantinople after conquering Belgrade
Welcome to Ōtomo and Ryuzoji, a small shogunate in Northern Kyushu, during the age of Feudal Japan.

Current Year: 1519

Thank you Max Barry for allowing me to do this

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Gran Palena
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Oct 20, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Gran Palena » Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:54 pm

"Now, it's time to start something that will make the Napoleonic wars look like a mere joke and result in the creation of anime."
-Gavrilo Princip, prior to gunning down archduke Franz Ferdinand
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¡Viva Palena!
¡Viva Palena!

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Diarcesia
Minister
 
Posts: 3355
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Diarcesia » Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:55 pm

*finger guns at the Theodosian Walls of Constantinople* "Boom"
- Mehmed II, 1453
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Factbooks | Economic Liaison | Maintenance
Role Player and Lore Player
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Occentia
Attaché
 
Posts: 87
Founded: Jan 19, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Occentia » Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:58 pm

"I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move."
- Thomas Ferebee, Bombardier, B-29 Superfortress "Enola Gay" above Hiroshima, Japan.
EMPIRE OF OCCENTIA
An early 21st Century MT superpower. | Member of CUSP and LITA

Emperor: David III | Chancellor: Bradley Reynolds (LDP-IL) | Speaker: Andrew Rao (Con-CA)
We do not use NS stats. Please use our factbooks.

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British Alberta
Secretary
 
Posts: 39
Founded: Jan 25, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby British Alberta » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:38 pm

Economic Freedom Fighters is gay ,fam
- Nelson Mandela before release , 1990

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Insaanistan
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8347
Founded: Nov 18, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Insaanistan » Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:41 pm

“Anything true.”
-Donald John Trump
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركته-Peace be with you!
BLM - Free Palestine - Abolish Kafala - Boycott Israel - Trump lost
Anti: DAESH & friends, IR Govt, Saudi Govt, Israeli Govt, China, anti-semitism, homophobia, racism, sexism, Fascism, Communism, Islamophobia.

Hello brother (or sister),
Unapologetic Muslim American
I’m neither a terrorist nor Iranian.
Ace-ish (Hate it when my friends are right!)
TG for questions on Islam!

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New Periapsis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 150
Founded: Sep 13, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Periapsis » Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:30 pm

"Now I am become death, vibe checker of worlds."
-J. Robert Oppenheimer

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South Americanastan
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 170
Founded: Jun 26, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby South Americanastan » Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:37 pm

"What? No Money? Print more!"

-Robert Mugabe, Paul Von Hindenburg, and Nicolas Maduro
All-Around Asshat,
Member of LITA and ICDN

My embassy programhttps://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=498327

I (partially) use NS stats

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 3989
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:53 pm

"Who tf wear two masks siultaneously? Why is that a good idea? That's just freaking stupid."
-Dr. Anthony Fauci
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been.
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
A Very Important PSA | King Alastair IV (UPVOTE TODAY!) | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 25 February 2021 | King   Purported to be Suffering from Blurred Vision, May Need Corrective Lenses | "Y Tho," Asks WF Zoomer

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Romextly
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8875
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Romextly » Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:54 pm

"We need to get one bajillion million trillion corn pops."
-Joe Biden

News:Iron Pact beginning to move forward | Aquila and the RPS gain more traction in election | John Cena visited a tequila bar

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 3989
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Jan 27, 2021 5:00 pm

Romextly wrote:"We need to get one bajillion million trillion corn pops."
-Joe Biden

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been.
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
A Very Important PSA | King Alastair IV (UPVOTE TODAY!) | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 25 February 2021 | King   Purported to be Suffering from Blurred Vision, May Need Corrective Lenses | "Y Tho," Asks WF Zoomer

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Ihsalihna
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Posts: 92
Founded: Mar 11, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ihsalihna » Thu Jan 28, 2021 7:54 am

"Cruisin' down the street in my '64..."
- 59th Guards Motor Rifle Division in the Transnistria War
Islamic Visadahyum of Ihsalihna
ویسداهیوم اسلامی ایهسالیانا
Visadahyum-i Eslāmi-i Ehsālihnā
Current Main Canon: [Silk Roads Fantasy] [Modern Middle Eastern Democracy] [Post-Modern Islamic Golden Age] [Caliphate in SPACE]

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Oppressthemville
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 24, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Oppressthemville » Thu Jan 28, 2021 7:57 am

"Whatever you do, don't show all your techniques on a YouTube video. You fool, you moron."- Sun Tzu, definitely not Technoblade

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British Alberta
Secretary
 
Posts: 39
Founded: Jan 25, 2021
Capitalist Paradise

Postby British Alberta » Sat Jan 30, 2021 4:21 pm

“Ua-ua-ua-ua-ua-ua-ua! Now then, now then! How's about that then?”
- John Gorton President of the UAC after eating kids

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Novostia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 65
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Novostia » Sat Jan 30, 2021 8:25 pm

“Against all evil hell can conjure, all the wickedness mankind can produce. We will send onto them, only you.
Rip and Tear until it is done”

- A Pope, Crusades Period
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NS Stats Are Gay
Centrist-Liberal, despite what my jokes lead you to believe
Sapply Results
Pro: Liberalism, Centrism, Progressivism, Freedom of Speech.
Against: Radicalism, Extremism, Fascism, Anarchism, Censorship.
If I say something racist it is only to piss off Twitter Stans

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Neo Avenira
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Oct 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Neo Avenira » Thu Feb 04, 2021 10:20 am

"Now I am become Sneedclave, the destroyer of video game mods"
-Robert Oppenheimer after participating in a raid on the Fallout: the frontier discord

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