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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Posts: 1106
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:57 am

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna misquote me. I am not the least dull tool in the storage."
- Smash Mark, Twain Star
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Boring People
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Posts: 1663
Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:48 pm

“I'll take you ridin' into the danger zone.”
–Che Guevara

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Kamilistan
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 61
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kamilistan » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:51 pm

''You have messed with the wrong militaries , sir'' -Abraham Lincoln

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Pigeon Republic
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Pigeon Republic » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:54 pm

"I'm gonna give you up! I'm gonna let you down!"
-Rick Astley
The State of Pigeon Republic

Cuckoo!
Cuckoo!
[Please wait. Technical failure]
Hello! And Goodbye!


Pigeon Union is recruiting members for regional government. Someone that can make a regional newspaper (dispatch) is appreciated. Still need advice.

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Fallen Albali
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Fallen Albali » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:27 am

"If I had a pound for every ANZAC I sent to their deaths, I could buy a replacement for HMS Hood."
- Winston Churchill
Fallen Albali is set after an empire in the Forbidden Zone awakened, and wreaked absolute havoc on any who fought. Albali included.
Roulons News Network | Genocide on a galactic scale will never not be funny. | Fluttershy sucks. | Bomber Harris do it again. | Give me something for the pain and let me die.
IC year is 2043 | Tech level is basically FT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.6 million
NationStates Flag Bracket II - 1st place! | Proud Admiral of the Fuster Cluck Coalition; P5 twice in a row!

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Kathol Rift
Diplomat
 
Posts: 604
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:29 am

“Flank ‘em and spank ‘em!”
-Sun Tzu, “The Art of War”
Last edited by Kathol Rift on Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:30 am, edited 1 time in total.
Just your average modernized Spartan-Viking-Samurai with robotic birds and big guns

Male, Caucasian, American, son of a cop. Brother Fowles kind of Christian. I dislike both parties, give me healthcare and gun rights, damnit.

As the top of the sig says. Tier 2 FFT and Dominator military by The Pacific Standards. Major Commando insurrection bordering on civil war some minor civil unrest going on, no elite military force in rebellion.

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Dytarma
Minister
 
Posts: 2216
Founded: Nov 24, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dytarma » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:30 am

"I lost my hotdog to Queen Susan of Boogaloo in a submarine race"

-Mahatma Goondhi, Supreme President of Supreme Presidentia
I don't acknowledge the existence of genders and I'm pro death on abortion. All babies must die (sc).
Master Dispatch (or everything I don't want deleted)
Dytarma's Birthday
Don't know what else to put, so I'm -0.50 left and -0.41 libertarian according to The Political Compass

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Mongolian Hordes
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 155
Founded: Sep 06, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Mongolian Hordes » Thu Apr 30, 2020 3:29 am

“I never actually set out to conquer anything. You see, what happened is that I decided to go on vacation with a great multitude of armed guards, and when I was attacked, I really had no choice but to fight back while confiscating land and possessions to ensure my survival.”
–Genghis Khan

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 3974
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Apr 30, 2020 11:57 am

"Exile? What exile?"
--Napoleon Bonaparte after his escape from Elba

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Posts: 1106
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:03 pm

"If at first you don't succeed, then insanity is to try, try again and expect different results."
- Albert Einstein
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Marsoslavia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 101
Founded: Mar 25, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Marsoslavia » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:10 pm

"If you repeat the truth often enough, it becomes a lie."
- Joseph Goebbels.
A nation of Slavic Mars' colonists who escaped from the nuclear apocalypse of Earth. We have not the Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism (and we will never be gay). Our ideology.
The nation doesn't represent my views. It was created for artistic purposes and it's 0% political.
Current year: 2170.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 3974
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:13 pm

"You done messed up, A-Aron!"
--Alexander Hamilton upon being shot

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Dytarma
Minister
 
Posts: 2216
Founded: Nov 24, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dytarma » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:18 pm

" I'm the man behind the slaughter *music plays as purple guy appears* "
-Adolf Hitler
I don't acknowledge the existence of genders and I'm pro death on abortion. All babies must die (sc).
Master Dispatch (or everything I don't want deleted)
Dytarma's Birthday
Don't know what else to put, so I'm -0.50 left and -0.41 libertarian according to The Political Compass

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Wack-i
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 178
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wack-i » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:23 pm

"HoOooOOoOOoOOOOooly smokes!" - Christopher Columbus

"OooOOOOOoh NOOOooOOoOo!" - King Louie XVI

"Hey, I found some islands!" - John Davis

"Screw this, if there is a Terra Australis, its not worth it" - James Cook
Kazakhstani tribes, migrate, Russia, sail, island, take, warlords, British, Dutch, revolution, yay, mining...uhh...WWI, WWII, Cold War..President McLemon. That's our history mostly. We are very W A C K Y so everything is weird in our nation.

NS Stats may or not be canon, instead read our factbooks and read our policies for canon stats.

An isle nation that is founder of Lemonea.
Pro:
-capitalism
-democracy
-isreal
-hong kong
-free speech
Anti:
-communism
-china
-censorship

(more to come later)

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Kathol Rift
Diplomat
 
Posts: 604
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:27 pm

“Don’t be silly, lions don’t eat people.”
-Colonel Patterson
Just your average modernized Spartan-Viking-Samurai with robotic birds and big guns

Male, Caucasian, American, son of a cop. Brother Fowles kind of Christian. I dislike both parties, give me healthcare and gun rights, damnit.

As the top of the sig says. Tier 2 FFT and Dominator military by The Pacific Standards. Major Commando insurrection bordering on civil war some minor civil unrest going on, no elite military force in rebellion.

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Kongfuzia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Dec 18, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Kongfuzia » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:30 pm

"Make no mistake, the nation of China will conquer the world as I live or dead"

- Confucius
前進 らㄏ 孔夫子亜!

~~~部 外交~~~
~~~孔夫子亜~~~

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Nooooooooooooooo
Diplomat
 
Posts: 604
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:58 pm

"My latest single is on Spotify."

-Mozart
https://i.ibb.co/0t409y4/spi.png
New Transeurasia wrote:
Did you know? Running faster than anyone else can help you win a race.


googles how to enter nascar with running shoes as your car

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Outer Sparta
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11011
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:00 pm

"I wouldn't be the GOAT today if I played against Jesse Lingard in the 1970 World Cup" - Pele
social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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Fascist Voxija
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Nov 03, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Fascist Voxija » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:01 pm

"U mom gay" - Sappho
Is this a parody or just a humorous nation? I don't know.

Fascist Voxija
An alternate version of Voxija where Ekaitz Larregi took over Voxija's government. Exists only between the mid-twenties and the end of WW2.
*hangs lampshade*

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SangMar
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Posts: 1405
Founded: Apr 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby SangMar » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:03 pm

“The ‘Isekai’ genre of literature is the ambrosia of our time.” - William Shakespeare.
On Nationstates since 2012.
Here - this is my political orientation, for anyone who wishes to know: https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=75.0&d=45.6&g=60.3&s=81.6

https://www.politicalcompass.org/analysis2?ec=-4.88&soc=-4.31

While my sig is mostly jest, and I do not want to harm those who are tankies, let me say this: If you’re the type to talk about “fash” or “bashing the fash” yet refuse to criticise the crimes of Stalin, Pol Pot and Mao, then you need to take a long, hard fucking look at yourself. Because you ARE the thing you want to “bash”, even if you dress it up in a different skin.

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Protip: Tankies =/= all communists.

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Wack-i
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 178
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wack-i » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:03 pm

"What country are we in" - Some random Virginian waking up in the Confederacy.
Kazakhstani tribes, migrate, Russia, sail, island, take, warlords, British, Dutch, revolution, yay, mining...uhh...WWI, WWII, Cold War..President McLemon. That's our history mostly. We are very W A C K Y so everything is weird in our nation.

NS Stats may or not be canon, instead read our factbooks and read our policies for canon stats.

An isle nation that is founder of Lemonea.
Pro:
-capitalism
-democracy
-isreal
-hong kong
-free speech
Anti:
-communism
-china
-censorship

(more to come later)

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 3974
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:31 pm

"I will be remembered in history for all eternity!"
-Unknown
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been.
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
A Very Important PSA | King Alastair IV (UPVOTE TODAY!) | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 25 February 2021 | King   Purported to be Suffering from Blurred Vision, May Need Corrective Lenses | "Y Tho," Asks WF Zoomer

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Outer Sparta
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11011
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:33 pm

"I make lies become reality" - Rupert Murdoch
social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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Tsaivao
Attaché
 
Posts: 80
Founded: Apr 07, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Tsaivao » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:41 pm

"NOOO!! You can't just form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to yourselves and your posterity and ordain that constitution for the United States of America!!" --Patrick Henry

"hahah constitution go brrr" --Alexander Hamilton
~::~ May the five winds guide us to glory ~::~
CONTACT: Vukshao government confirms that it has communicated with extraterrestrial elements as far as several months ago | Strange glowing object in the sky, national governments warn to "shelter in place" | Majai High Priest Lue Handai Jao claims that these beings "are the vehicles of our salvation" and to "sacrifice one hundred bulls to appease them"
Nation doesn't reflect my personal beliefs, NS stats aren't really worried about except for Nudity because "haha funny"
The symbol on my flag is supposed to be a typhoon
Pro: LGBT, BLM, Democracy, Democratic Socialism, Rationalism
Neutral: Gun Rights, Abortion, Centrism
Anti: Trumpism, Radicalization, Fundamentalism, Fascism

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Senator
 
Posts: 3974
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:56 pm

"New phone who dis."
-Alexander Graham Bell
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been.
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
A Very Important PSA | King Alastair IV (UPVOTE TODAY!) | Things King Alastair is Not Allowed to Do | Latest Alastair Update
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 25 February 2021 | King   Purported to be Suffering from Blurred Vision, May Need Corrective Lenses | "Y Tho," Asks WF Zoomer

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