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The Cosmic Mainframe
Diplomat
 
Posts: 856
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:57 am

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna misquote me. I am not the least dull tool in the storage."
- Smash Mark, Twain Star
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Boring People
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1600
Founded: Jun 25, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Boring People » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:48 pm

“I'll take you ridin' into the danger zone.”
–Che Guevara

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Kamilistan
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 61
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kamilistan » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:51 pm

''You have messed with the wrong militaries , sir'' -Abraham Lincoln

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Pigeon Republic
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Pigeon Republic » Wed Apr 22, 2020 10:54 pm

"I'm gonna give you up! I'm gonna let you down!"
-Rick Astley
The State of Pigeon Republic

Cuckoo!
Cuckoo!
[Please wait. Technical failure]
Hello! And Goodbye!


Pigeon Union is recruiting members for regional government. Someone that can make a regional newspaper (dispatch) is appreciated. Still need advice.

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Fallen Albali
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Fallen Albali » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:27 am

"If I had a pound for every ANZAC I sent to their deaths, I could buy a replacement for HMS Hood."
- Winston Churchill
Fallen Albali is set after an empire in the Forbidden Zone awakened, and wreaked absolute havoc on any who fought. Albali included.
Roulons News Network | Construction of the Odwielki-Anglevis maglev line is complete, and is due to be opened to the public on 12 July.
IC year is 2042 | Tech level is basically FT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.6 million
NS Stats are as useful to me as a gearbox made by Maybach

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Kathol Rift
Envoy
 
Posts: 340
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:29 am

“Flank ‘em and spank ‘em!”
-Sun Tzu, “The Art of War”
Last edited by Kathol Rift on Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:30 am, edited 1 time in total.
| As a nerd, I do use NS stats | the three B’s: Big Guns, Big Robots, Big Tanks |

Stop acting like all cops are evil. It’s a tiny minority of cops that do things like what happened to George Floyd

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Dytarma
Minister
 
Posts: 2180
Founded: Nov 24, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dytarma » Thu Apr 23, 2020 11:30 am

"I lost my hotdog to Queen Susan of Boogaloo in a submarine race"

-Mahatma Goondhi, Supreme President of Supreme Presidentia
I don't acknowledge the existence of genders and I'm pro death on abortion. All babies must die (sc).
Master Dispatch (or everything I don't want deleted)
Dytarma's Birthday
Don't know what else to put, so I'm -0.63 left and -0.26 libertarian according to The Political Compass

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Mongolian Hordes
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 154
Founded: Sep 06, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Mongolian Hordes » Thu Apr 30, 2020 3:29 am

“I never actually set out to conquer anything. You see, what happened is that I decided to go on vacation with a great multitude of armed guards, and when I was attacked, I really had no choice but to fight back while confiscating land and possessions to ensure my survival.”
–Genghis Khan

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 492
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Apr 30, 2020 11:57 am

"Exile? What exile?"
--Napoleon Bonaparte after his escape from Elba

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The Cosmic Mainframe
Diplomat
 
Posts: 856
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:03 pm

"If at first you don't succeed, then insanity is to try, try again and expect different results."
- Albert Einstein
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

Factbooks | About Me | NationStates Flag Bracket II | Bytes (card farming region) | MAINFRAMEWAVE
Feel free to telegram me about anything. I'll do my best to respond.
Canon is relative to the observer. Not using NS stats.
This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Marsoslavia
Attaché
 
Posts: 78
Founded: Mar 25, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Marsoslavia » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:10 pm

"If you repeat the truth often enough, it becomes a lie."
- Joseph Goebbels.
A nation of slavic Mars' colonists, who escaped from the nuclear apocalypse of Earth. We're not a Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism (and we will never be gay). Our ideology is a mix of Monarchism, Titoism (with some acceptable elements of capitalism) and Pan-Slavic nationalism.
The nation doesn't represent my views. It's 0% political.
Current year: 2170. (In 11th of July, in RL year, I move the action time forward 10 years)

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 492
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:13 pm

"You done messed up, A-Aron!"
--Alexander Hamilton upon being shot

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Dytarma
Minister
 
Posts: 2180
Founded: Nov 24, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dytarma » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:18 pm

" I'm the man behind the slaughter *music plays as purple guy appears* "
-Adolf Hitler
I don't acknowledge the existence of genders and I'm pro death on abortion. All babies must die (sc).
Master Dispatch (or everything I don't want deleted)
Dytarma's Birthday
Don't know what else to put, so I'm -0.63 left and -0.26 libertarian according to The Political Compass

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Wack-i
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 150
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wack-i » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:23 pm

"HoOooOOoOOoOOOOooly smokes!" - Christopher Columbus

"OooOOOOOoh NOOOooOOoOo!" - King Louie XVI

"Hey, I found some islands!" - John Davis

"Screw this, if there is a Terra Australis, its not worth it" - James Cook
Kazakhstani tribes, migrate, Russia, sail, island, take, warlords, British, Dutch, revolution, yay, mining...uhh...WWI, WWII, Cold War..President McLemon. That's our history mostly. We are very W A C K Y so everything is weird in our nation.

NS Stats may or not be canon, instead read our factbooks and read our policies for canon stats.

An isle nation that is founder of Lemonea.
Pro:
-capitalism
-democracy
-isreal
-hong kong
-free speech
Anti:
-communism
-china
-censorship

(more to come later)

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Kathol Rift
Envoy
 
Posts: 340
Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:27 pm

“Don’t be silly, lions don’t eat people.”
-Colonel Patterson
| As a nerd, I do use NS stats | the three B’s: Big Guns, Big Robots, Big Tanks |

Stop acting like all cops are evil. It’s a tiny minority of cops that do things like what happened to George Floyd

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Kongfuzia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Dec 18, 2019
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Kongfuzia » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:30 pm

"Make no mistake, the nation of China will conquer the world as I live or dead"

- Confucius
Zlen-slins lah Khlong-Pa-Sluk-Qrags!

~~~Bok Ngwads-Krew~~~
~~~Khlong-Pa-Sluk-Qrags~~~

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Nooooooooooooooo
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 146
Founded: Oct 18, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Nooooooooooooooo » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:58 pm

"My latest single is on Spotify."

-Mozart
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Stanier wrote:"Attention all students, please do ignore the Mexican guy climbing the side of the school with a grappling hook. Should this warning be ignored, prepare to suffer the consequences... Vive Medici"

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Outer Sparta
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10014
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:00 pm

"I wouldn't be the GOAT today if I played against Jesse Lingard in the 1970 World Cup" - Pele
social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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Fascist Voxija
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Nov 03, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Fascist Voxija » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:01 pm

"U mom gay" - Sappho
Is this a parody or just a humorous nation? I don't know.

Fascist Voxija
An alternate version of Voxija where Ekaitz Larregi took over Voxija's government. Exists only between the mid-twenties and the end of WW2.
*hangs lampshade*
my politics are not this nation

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SangMar
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1369
Founded: Apr 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby SangMar » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:03 pm

“The ‘Isekai’ genre of literature is the ambrosia of our time.” - William Shakespeare.
On Nationstates since 2012.
Here - this is my political orientation, for anyone who wishes to know: https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=75.0&d=45.6&g=60.3&s=81.6

https://www.politicalcompass.org/analysis2?ec=-4.88&soc=-4.31

While my sig is mostly jest, and I do not want to harm those who are tankies, let me say this: If you’re the type to talk about “fash” or “bashing the fash” yet refuse to criticise the crimes of Stalin, Pol Pot and Mao, then you need to take a long, hard fucking look at yourself. Because you ARE the thing you want to “bash”, even if you dress it up in a different skin.

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B E G O N E T A N K I E DEGENERATE

Protip: Tankies =/= all communists.

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Wack-i
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 150
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wack-i » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:03 pm

"What country are we in" - Some random Virginian waking up in the Confederacy.
Kazakhstani tribes, migrate, Russia, sail, island, take, warlords, British, Dutch, revolution, yay, mining...uhh...WWI, WWII, Cold War..President McLemon. That's our history mostly. We are very W A C K Y so everything is weird in our nation.

NS Stats may or not be canon, instead read our factbooks and read our policies for canon stats.

An isle nation that is founder of Lemonea.
Pro:
-capitalism
-democracy
-isreal
-hong kong
-free speech
Anti:
-communism
-china
-censorship

(more to come later)

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 492
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Apr 30, 2020 1:31 pm

"I will be remembered in history for all eternity!"
-Unknown
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.




L O T S O F M E --F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- L O T S O F M E

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Outer Sparta
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10014
Founded: Dec 26, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Outer Sparta » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:33 pm

"I make lies become reality" - Rupert Murdoch
social democracy, environmental protection, universal healthcare, free college, social equality, LGBT, pro-choice,
GOP, corporate socialism, Trump, neoconservatism, white supremacy, extreme political views, corruption

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Tsaivao
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Apr 07, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Tsaivao » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:41 pm

"NOOO!! You can't just form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to yourselves and your posterity and ordain that constitution for the United States of America!!" --Patrick Henry

"hahah constitution go brrr" --Alexander Hamilton
Despite claims that our flag is a flower, I'd like to clarify by saying it's a typhoon. We are birds, after all. Typhoons are scary.
This nation is a puppet of Gaazikumukh

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 492
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:56 pm

"New phone who dis."
-Alexander Graham Bell
QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
We're not quite sure how it happened, either.




L O T S O F M E --F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- L O T S O F M E

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